Preparation for CYCLONE NAUKRANI to make landfall

Last year when Rekha and Sachin Tendulkar nominated for rajya sabha , coinciding with my marriage , i m thinking one point , how Rajya Sabha will come alive according to STAR theory . After lots of thinking, I come to conclusion the parliament is ground zero of NAUKRANI’s honeymoon center, its our house . The side on which, I will have sex with NAUKRAN , where my brother had first night that’s become rajya sabha and other side become lok sabha , this way SACHIDANAND the head master put the blurring in his home . That’s why, now a days TAKLA forcing to sit in demarcation, which divides LOK SABHA and RAJYA SABHA . This way parliament comes out in our hometown, for IT professionals .  So , our home not only becomes the TEMPLE for PUJA , it will perform loads of other things out here , for the IT professionals . Anybody wants to set up IT company , they will have to take permission from the committees set up by the TAKLA and his colleagues .This is why , TAKLA is keep shifting me from LOK SABHA to RAJYA SABHA for my daily use , nothing more than that . While creating me as BHAGWAN , certain other things were taken care of ,those will come from , same ENGLISH teacher of our college , who said that “ LORD MOUNTBETTEIN predicted , after 50 years , this country will be in the hands of few moneys “ . All our legislature become monkeys , so TAKLA and others got this unique oppturnity to settle this thing . So , not only our home become TEMPLE for other IT professionals , it will become PARLIAMENT , SUPREME COURT , IMF/RBI like institution which will give guidelines to set up IT company under EMOTIONAL basis and monitor also them , with periodic audits on them . In one of the essays to that English teachers , on the 50 anniversary of Indian independence , I had written “ there were 3 basic pillars of Indian democracy , these r legislature , judiciary, executive”. But , TAKLA /Pradeep Rawat and all IT professionals like AJAY SAIGAL decided , in case of IT professionals as different caste , these all three will be combined , like PARLIAMENT,SUPREME COURT and IMF/RBI like institution , all will  be placed at our hometown , in fact its our house , the golden temple of AMRITSAR . Yahan par sirf , puja path nhai honewala , apart from that all the disputes arises out IT industry(related to IT professional ) will be sorted out  here . Reason why our hometown is selected and our home as center point , since the cyclone from HCL made LANDFALL at my hometown via GAS of NAUKRANI . So our hometown people wants to convert my hometown and home to something similar like AMRITSAR and PARLIAMENT and other stuffs , once their plan got scattered via 25may2010 (I m leaving the revolutionary role, for which realization comes via BACKPAIN) , now they wants compensation , which TAKLA keep on showing via various means . But , who said all those persons to put me over here in my hometown forcibly since august2008 , if I got JOB somewhere else , the LANDFALL (the terminology according to TAKLA/Pradeep Rawat) would have been on that company , not at my hometown , that’s exactly what’s planned . Its as if, KASAB after committing a heinous crime, once convicted by supreme court for his crime, is asking Indian government compensation for his damage to his reputation and for his country. KASAB argument he become victim of HAFEEZ SAYEED’s MARG DARSHAN . For this KASAB can blame HAFEEZ SAYEED , he cant ask Indian government compensation for this misconduct , Indian government will only give punishment for his conduct at Mumbai attack nothing else . Something similar out here , all those persons from my hometown asking for compensation , go and ask compensation from HAFEED SAYED out here , by keeping me out here like this , they wont get anything for loss of their reputation . The SARADA CHIT fund scam is eye opener for it. The way many people lost money on the lure of getting higher interest , something similar our hometown people lured by TAKLA for getting higher interest in the name of our hometown becoming AMRITSAR and other home to other regulatory body for IT professionals . If they don’t understand this point , these r impractical things , now wants back their money , they will only got punishment nothing else . The early they accept thing thing, its better for then . If they wont , as TAKLA keep on showing HUMARE GHAAON BAHUT GHERE HAIN 2 , it will keep on getting GHEREA with each passing day . I m keeping this thing out here, I will continue in my next BLOG, about my hometown and the institution suppose to be set up over here . Now talking of RANDI Swati Singla , kis baat ka tumhe itna ghanand hain , what’s that u had did for me , for which u want I must clear TAKLA and others . This clean chit thing had comes to door step of supreme court , the latest is former supreme court judge GANGULY on the sexual harashment case , over there supreme court panel said “ we has prima facie evidence against this retired judge , but we r giving clean chit and don’t want to purse further for investigation “ . There anger is in streets , ever since this observation comes from supreme court . Now RANDI SWATI SINGLA , lets talk about the TCS itself , what’s the things were set up for me , one thing I m mentioned about LILLY project of ZEBA and MONICA . Lets talk about others also, most importantly the HR persons who had handled my profile.  I forget her name , the HR person for testing , RESHMA lookalike , which comes from the movie THE HERO – LOVE STORY OF A SPY , over which I m said , “ kis azadi ki baat karte ho , agar yeh baat Pakistan fauj ke samne kahi hoti , toh tumhe goli mar dete “ . This is about public rally sort of thing, that I m mentioned about in IMPORTANCE OF ELECTION RALLIES .  RESHMA lookalike , who is handling the TESTING profile is for there , “ BAS EK BAAR MAINE TAKLA KA KAHAN MAN LUN , USKE BAAD AUR KUCH NHAI CHAYIE . u people were ready for CYCLONE NAUKRANI to make LANDFALL via beating me and ACHYUT from cuttack putting BHUJALI/CHURI on my stomach . Now coming to another girl , who had handled my profile , its TANYA , who comes from CHAK DE INDIAN , TANIYA ABROL , over which KABIR KHAN said “ USKO HOCKEY SIKH KAR ANE KA THA , WHO WAHI SIKH KAR AAYI HAIN . USKO PUNJABI SIKH KAR NHAI ANE KA THA “. RANDI Swati Singla , u had twisted this thing to , India VS argentina match half time , of KABIR KHAN’s assertion “ TANIYA TUM APNI ORIGINAL GAME KHELOGI , AGAR WHO EK MARE TUM DO MARO. AGAR WHO DO MARE , TUM CHAR MARO , AGAR WHO CHAR MARE , TOH TUM ATAH MARO . AUR TAB TAK MARTE REHNA , JAB TAK YA TOH WHO TUT JAYE , YA TUM TOT JAYON. ITNA MARO KI , AGE SE WHO HOCKY STICK PAKDNE SE DARE. KOMAL AUR PRETTI KE RASTE PAR JO AAYE USKO MARO . AAGE SE MUGHE BALL APNE HALF PAR DIKHNA NHAI CHAHIYE “ . RANDI SWATI SINGLA this is what’s getting implemented out here , maine jinta bologna LOCK ke bare maine utna UNLOCK mughe dikhaya jayega . Maine jitna bologna jhoot bol rahe hain , mughe use jada jhooth bola jayega , jis par ya toh maine thak jau ja SPECIAL NAUKRANI . The best example is , how SPECIAL NAUKRANI handled ANSUL case , once I made lots of issue related to ANSUL , she blantly said “ some of relatives of ANSUL , who stayed in KOLKATA committed suicide “ . With this SPECIAL NAUKRANI challenging , make a mockery of it , still u make mockery , we go one step higher .This is one of the examples , I had given out here , others things were marked similarly . Once I talk of everybody giving CLEAN CHIT to TAKLA , TAKLA had clubbed everything and presented in front of me . Maine EK JHOOT BOLNE KA BOLUNGA ,TOH TAKLA DO JHOOTH ,AGAR MAINE DO  JHOOTH BOLNE KA BOLNUNGA , TOH TAKLA CHAR JHOOTH BOLEGA . This is how things will move , to bring a parallel line to TANIYA , since I had said “ for a conference call , there must be another conference call “ , which TAKLA keep on insisting , “ THERE IS A LOCK OUT THERE , I HAD PUT ANOTHER LOCK OVER THERE . ACCORDING TO UR CONFERENCE THEORY , LOCK IS UNLOKCED NOW . WHY RU AFARID OF MEETING ACHYUT OF CUTTACK “ . This is the problem out here . Now coming to other HR persons who had handled my profile , its SHILPA and RAMANA , who had transferred to PUNE(where KASAB is hanged over there) and other one talking of LA LANSA , whom I had slammed furiously . DILIP is for BETICHOD project, who sends me to RANDI VINITA SINGALA . So , when my profile gone to VASTALA (Santoshi lookalike) and ANIL , I understood its time for NAUKRANI to come across , with NEHA sitting at SWATI TYAGI’s place , I understood worst will come across , and immediately planned for resignation . Kyun re RAND ki aulad SWATI SINGAL , sahi bol raha hun na , all those who come across as SANTOSHI lookalike , means they were high danger zone , if I try to think of (forget about going ) anywhere  near them , 10000watt ka jhatak lagnewala hain . something similar jhataka laga during SPECIAL NAUKRANI’s marriage , as I understood she is also there for SANTOSHI lookalike . This is why , I don’t bother about , SPECIAL NAUKRANI family members , they were just assembles of lookalikes nothing else . since , I m said “ its time for LOOKALIKE , not CLONE act “ . I  like to tell TAKLA , tu hi apna RAKHEL bana kar rakh ie NAUKRANI aur uski beti ko (if TAKLA thinks , I cant abuse SANTOSHI publicly , then he is wrong side , nothing remained same after the Mumbai attacks , he must remember , I can say RANDI SANTOSHI SAHU is RAKHITA of SURYAN NARAYAN PATHY . TAKLA tora au kichi suni bara achi ta kahi debu , seita Madhya lekhi debi). Today , Saturday evening,  its time for TAKLA’s TANDORI CENTER , lets see what TAKLA sets over there . AAJ toh pura PANJA maine TAKLA ke munh ke upper mara hain , lets see how TAKLA replied via double PANJA at the TAKLA’s TANDOORI CHICKEN hotel (as my sister said while giving kekda , isse baar double dhamal honewala hain). For last several days , I m waiting for Saturday to write mail , so that TAKLA will set something at the TAKLA’s TANDORI CHICKEN HOTEL . TAKLA mughe dikha raha hain HUMARE GHAAON BAHUT GEHERE HAIN , from now on wards , on Saturday I will write a BLOG(it doesn’t matter I had written prior to Saturday or not ) so that TAKLA ka GHAAON TAJA HO JAYE(EK PANJA MAINE USSE KE GHAAON PE MARNE WALA HUN ) AUR USKE BAAD SHAM KO MAINE TAKLA’S TANDOORI CHICKEN CENTER maine janewala hun , to see , how TAKLA responded by DOUBLE PANJA .