Saturday, 25 October 2014

Manas Samal's Gift DIL+DO : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA.  So where to start this week’s blog, that’s dilemma . As the precedence set for writing the blogs, let start this week’s BLOG with has happened in last week. Most prominent one is , what happened around Tuesday’s staring of the girl at LARA institute . Before I m commenting on any of the happenings of the week , I want to clear certain facts out here ,” if I m not following the protocols set by Robert Vadra , then blame me on my writing” . Since what I m writing that many people wont like, even though I m following the protocol out here.  It’s not my responsibility whether anybody got hurt due to my blog or no.According to Robert Vadra only thing that matters is “somebody is following protocol or not “, this is my understanding from the entire exercise from feb2010 to till now. After my clarification, let’s come to the staring of the girl at LARA institute, everything were put in place, so that she can stare at me and most importantly I will recognize this thing. I think there were CCTV placed at certain place in LARA institute class room, to check “how I m behaving inside the class room “. Accordingly the chairs were placed, so that she will be visible to me properly, everybody were clearing the path(the trainer keep on talking of ACCES path) , apart from that topic were chosen suitably , so that I wont require concentrate on screen , in between our eyes met and things got initialized (in Robert Vadra’s language) . Very next day, people were trying block the access path, of looking at the ladies row. I want to ask those guys who blocked access path for me on Wednesday , “ aisa kia ho gaya ek din maine , jo aap sab logon block karna pada access path “. Might be they were thinking, COW is ready to give milk, so with a staring of girl, I will start talking everything, which didn’t happened on Tuesday 21sept. Poor chaps of LARA institute, they had to block those things out here. If I would have sit near to ASHUTOSH, which he consistently showing me for longtime and I m not listening to him for long time in the expectation of deception, then what would have happened, I would have prevented from sitting over there on Wednesday, as BASTARD SUNIL out here telling “ASHUTOSH tu bahut ankehe sek raha tha “, few days back. So when that girl stared at me, my mind immediately goes to what BASTRAD Sunil had said to me few days back. Certainly these people didn’t come to learn any technology out here, they had come to offend me on my slightest of mistake. Kyun ki Robert Vadra, ne train kar ke chod hain “ HAATH NHAI KAMPNA CHAHIYE “ .  This BASTRAD SUNIL out here ready to offend me, on the slightest of occurrence of my mistake , ek din mere se usko sahi jawab milega , LOVE JIHAD ki sare funda bhool jayega . Robert Vadra ne usko train kar ke choda hain na “ HAATH KAMPNA NHAI CHAHIYE “ , I m challenging Robert Vadra , kisi aur ka haath kampe ya nhai , yeh BASTRAD SUNIL ka haath nhai sab kuch jarur kampne wala hain . Aur aisa kampne wala hain ki, zindagi bhar mere samne nhai aayega .  This is all about what happened on Tuesday. Now coming to my reaction to what happened out here in Tuesday , well I had ist hand experience of LOVE JIHAD , the way confidently she is staring at me without any fear at this stage , it shows she is quite professional out here in this respect . If a girl stares in this fashion, to a married person of huge age gap (minimum must be 10-12 years, I think), it only shows her character. In my view she is CHARACTERLESS RANDI(Aneesh ne kuch din pehele kaha tha kisis RANDI ke paas jao chudwane ke liye , mughe meri RANDI yahan LARA par hi mil gayi ), only RANDI can see so confidently at a unknown person like this , or a characterless girl can stare like this . Ek loose character girl or RANDI kia kar sakti hain, kisiko isse tarah dekh par phasa sakti hain, that’s what she is trying to do. I m amazed by her confidence of what she is doing. She doesn’t knows, what will be the repressions going to be, of what she did on Tuesday. “I wont give any of the exams out here in LARA TECHNOLOGIES “, until I m completely initialize her via sex. RANDI ki jagah BED ROOM maine hota hain, class room par nhain, this thing Robert Vadra must knowing very well. Asia toh nhai hain, she keep on staring me and create uncomfortable conditions out here, I will keep silent. There must be another exams planned out here before 26nov2014, the day of Mumbai attack aka CHHAKA attack via me. Before 26nov2014(or wherever exams planned) this CHARACTERLESS RANDI of LARA TECHNOLOGIES must be initialized by sex, otherwise I will skip the next all exams. Be careful, I never change my position very frequently, what I said in my last blog, I m continuing with that. Any chutiyapanti , I wont give the exams out here , this will  continue over her. I hope, everybody got my point, on this aspect . Now let they do whatever chutiyapanti , I don’t mind  . Now coming to overall scene at PG out here in Bangalore, TAKLA/Robert Vadra had put across some very outdated LOGIC out here. I will go for same environment sort of thing, while studying for new technologies. TAKLA.Robert Vadra, bahut jaldi yeh cheeze realize kar liya, kamal hain yaar(what they didn’t thought of is , 6+ years torture they had given to me ) . I will try to interact with everybody , who were studying JAVA , they will create chutiyapanti in front of me , since they all were planted to ABUSE me via LOVE JIHAD , which didn’t happened at the TCS . probably TAKLA and Robert Vadra forgetten , “ they had created a environment for me past 6+ years , how to survive single , without any support , while all were against me “ , I m completely changed person in this regard . I didn’t require anybody’s help or any environment support to learn a new technology, this is why I m not interacting with anybody related to JAVA sort of thing and stopped going to LARA TECHNOLOGY laboratory, when I m require to return from there frequently. About staying single out here, probably everybody including TAKLA/Robert Vadra forgetten “ I m myself said to PANKAJ , I need single room to stay , I don’t want any crowd around me . My reluctance of coming somewhere for reason only, I don’t want to share anything with anybody. Later that guy, will start dancing on my head . This thing must be amply clear with TAKLA/Robert Vadra ,  I m changed person , due to their behavior in last 6+ years and still continuing . I m sticking to this point, I will go to KOLKATA and I will go alone over there. I m quite happy out here , as nobody will disturb me , during day time . This is my conclusion , after staying over here for last one month or so , nobody will stay here during day time , if at all somebody comes its during night , I m more than happy over here . Let me assure TAKLA and Robert Vadra , I wont going to initialize the ENVIOROMENT for JAVA out here . This thing won’t be going to happen, I had restricted my self from BASTRADs like SUNIL and others out here. The JAVA environment setup wont going to come across out here . Now coming to post diwali celebrations of yesterday via SPRITE on 24sept2014 . Here enters my sisters DOUBLE DHAMMAL via KEKDAD alongside RAJA. This DOUBLE DHAMMAL had initialized over here in Bangalore .One hotel is shown to me via PANKAJ of mainframe and other one shown to by ASHUTOSH where LADY CONDUCTOR comes across , shown me the seat of PRADOSH and SANJAY PADHY. Before RASHMI and DEEPSHIKA lookalike comes across at the ASHUTOSH’s hotel for SPRITE, this thing already repeated at the PANKAJ’s hotel during evening snacks of DOSA, when PEPSI had comes across on SQL day by LARA trainer. What happened on that Sunday, probably everybody had forgetten , SHILPA lookalike aka lady conductor comes and stands alongside me , while KANPUR girl lookalike comes and sits in front of me , where CHAI WITH ARVIND started . So, logic over here is, if I will go and sit over there alsong side the KAPUR GIRL, I m behaving as BEHERA. since, real position is standing in rain with a GUN , while TAKLA having KELA comfortably . Before RASHMI &DEEPSHIKA lookalike comes across, this thing had completed via the SHILPA lookalike, u needs to stand with a gun and look around what’s happened, nothing much. So that CHARACHTERLESS RANDI’s of LARA TECHNOLOGY will stare at u, ur not allowed to react to them.  If at all I will react to any of them, it’s become something like drinking urine as HANDWASHING phase is already completed.    
                               On thursday kolkata roll center got closed , today cake center got closed, acha hain keep on closing every thursday and saturday , its only my little advice to them . Because , till the time i m over here in bangalore , i will go to these places repeatedly every week on that particular days . There were alternatives to these places in bangalore , the way i m presented in my hometown.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

JSP got initialized : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHREA KARNEWALA HUN via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Lets start this weeks BLOG with exam sort of thing, that’s planned for tomorrow. As I m mentioned in my last blog, I won’t give the exam tomorrow. I never change my position so frequently, the trainer at LARA must realize there is no scope for diplomacy in Robert Varda’s world or Robert Vadra’s scheme of things. So, the way he declared in the class “anybody scoring less than 80 percent will be demoted to new batch starting at 11AM, until he clarified this thing, I won’t appear for the exams”. Since, he didn’t said a single word in this regard, for last one week, I m not appearing for the exam tomorrow, since I m not confident of scoring 80 percent in the exams, rather than getting humiliation in public, I m decided to skip the exam altoghter. Next time the trainer does something, he must take the “penalty stroke straight or sidha rocket chod na”, otherwise this thing keep on repeated. Robert Vadra ki duniya maine “hat per hilalen walon ke liye koi jagah nhai hain ,jis ka khamiyaza maine aaj tak bhog raha hun . Jab mughe bahut maza aa raha rahin, straight penalty storke lena par  , let everybody also enjoy this , how it feels “ . What else were done at LARA or outside matters little, until trainer take direct penalty stroke on his announcement on “what will happen if anybody scoring less than 80 percent , will he/she be demoted to next batch of 11AM or not ” . There might be thinking that , why I m not thinking of changing my training center , well it wont serve the purpose , everything will shift over there . Bahut chutiyapanti dekh liya maine yahan LARA par, its payback time for me. It’s my turn to spoil some thing in game plan. I may not spoil the entire plan, but certainly I will create lots of terror among the masses out here. I wont give the exam tomorrow that’s for final, if others want I wont skip exams out here in future, then behave properly. Ist thing, the trainer must explain, “what will happen to those who will score less than 80 percent in future exams”. Before doing any chutiyapanti out here in LARA or during my Bangalore stay , be careful “ I will boycott all future exams “ , and the guy who will give me exam papers on Monday, will give me exam papers every time . As I m made my point of view clear, let’s see, how Robert Vadra and TAKLA were playing chess with me via IBM MAIN FRAME(thoda technology ka use kia hain LOCKET par , in BILLU movie). Now lets talk about IBM girl Rashmi Das(who passed on 2002 and stayed with her brother, matlab supporting GUNGA’s of LUCKY fame), who now become completely silent, for sometime, neither she is picking my phone or replying to my SMS of MOVIE . As pressure on me is incredible, to contact her, once I m  contacted her she remain silent. Everything will depend on her also, since she decided to come along side PANKAJ for KFC burger. Pankaj is known for reception encounter at KEANE,india MAIN FRAME aka COBOL sort of thing . I had followed protocol , by contacting a IBM person named Rashmi Das , for starting again “ SMS with GOOD NIGHT and SWEET DREAMS and mail without names” , not its her turn to reciprocate . Even I m started this MOVIE sort of thing her .  As I said in my earlier part of this BLOG , related to JAVA trainer “ yahan  par chup rehene se ya diplomatically situation ko handle karne par , kaam nhai banana wala . Take penalty stroke  straight or SIDHA rocket chodna padega , otherwise many persons will come into trouble due to ur stupidity , what happened in TCS , will again got repeated out here , within no span of time” . Its Robert Vadra’s world, so Rashmi Das had to respond to my movie proposal positively or negatively. She is well within her rights to say no, but this she had to say affront, I don’t have problem. If she didn’t respond before movie release, it may create problem in future sort of things out here , then don’t blame me , I didn’t mentioned this thing . Now coming to events of 16oct2014 , PJ , on the day I had revealed about how TAKLA and Robert Vadra were playing chess with me via MAINFRAME computer , reason why many people wants to learn COBOL from me at TCS CVS CAREMARK . It comes from the manager round interview of ANIL the HR, over there what the manager asked me “ I want to know from a RPG guy , how u view COBOL  and Do u know Tarun from GE” . The garbage dumping mail from Rahul Puri , after the COBOL from CSC resurfaced . This GE floor shifting in CVS caremark is related to Gary Kasparov (GARI or VADA) is GE floor GV via BASTARD Suraj Jha’s I-A to V-E. Unfortunate thing is, everything got over at TCS , before we shift to GE floor . As JSP got initialized on that very day on 16oct2014, so the KOLKATA ROLL CENTER is shifted to Thursday out here, instead of Sunday. I m not going to KOLKATA ROLL CENTER on Sunday, lets be clear about it. From now onwards , anybody doing chutiyapanti , be careful take penalty stroke straight and follow the protocol that u guys set , otherwise u will face lots of trouble out here , the latest example “ trainer of JAVA , who cant able to rectify his 80 percent remark “ , and now nobody will able to know where I stand in terms of JAVA skills . Which everybody desperately wants to know. I m not here to prove anything out here in front of anybody, whether i learnt JAVA or not . So, it matters little to me, whether I give any exams or not. Since others want to keep a track on my progress of JAVA learning then they had to ensure, and not to perform any sort of chutiyapanti, where I won’t go for exams. Next time I will see any sort of big chutiyapanti or anybody trying deal via diplomacy not talking straight “ I will skip the entire exam sessions in LARA . I wont give any single exams out here. Jahan par demote karna hain kar do. Mughe koi sauk thode hain , yahan par college passout batchon ke saath baith kar padhne ka “ , What will happen , If I will keep on demoted like this , only Robert Vadra and TAKLA wont able to set anything for me permanently via mainframe computer . I hope better sense prevail over TAKLA and Robert Vadra, and they will guide other to behave properly on this regard. I know chutiyapanti wont stop out here, but there must be some limitation on this regard. If people keep on behaving like this, only they will be the suffers. Since, what I m suffered at the hands of Robert Vadra and TAKLA that they can’t match. Lekin, maine unne logon ko isse ka ashesh jarru karwa dunga, how it feels, if they do chutiyapanti with me.   Let’s make one thing very clear, maine Suryannarayan Pathy’s rakhita ke liye emotional donkey nhai hun(I m a married person now , I think this way), usske naam par kuch bhi dikha doge maine who kar dunga . Agar who karna hota , baat aajtak yahan par nhai aaya hota ,the way TAKLA is showing deception me since my marriage on june2012  . As , original plan of  DASRATH aka TAKLA  had send to BANWAS his SON  RAM aka ARUN GAWALI for 14 years , till that time JOB will RUN in BATCH mode and it will become interactive after 2022 aka TV . Till that time nobody will notice me as revolutionary role and will behave as ordinary person. Who kia bola tha BASTARD SARAGI ne via Rajendra Sarangi “ sabse choti tili sabse bada chaln” . The way I m behaved with BHAGWAN of BHAWANI PATANA during Rakhi purinma for BHAGWAN’s daughter, everybody were going to behave with me in same manner. What OM PURI said in KURBAAN movie to VIVEK OBERI “ haat nhai kampna chahiye goli marte hua” . This is how everybody out here were trained, no matter this guys were passed from college just now on 2014 , or many of them pursuing their academic projects out here, they will follow that diktat of BASTARD Sarangi “ sabse choti tili , sabse bada chalan “ . This LOVE JIHAD sort of thing, of Jogi Adityanath during by elections in UP were for that purpose.       

Saturday, 11 October 2014

Yeh office nhai , Ghar aur college hain : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEREA KARNEWALA HUN, VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Another week passed in Bangalore, time had come for TAKLA TANDORI CENTER again. Due to this NON VEG reference to Sangram I had revealed few days before, I m not able to take any NON VEG items out here, the way everybody were following me out here . The moment, I had gone for DOSA to PANKAJ’s hotel last Sunday after the PEPSI encounter, immediately lots of girls come across to that hotel, prominent among them is SHILPA and KANPUR girl lookalike. Its height of following somebody’s action , the reason why I m not taking NON VEG items anywhere , then  again everybody will start following me prominently . So I m explaining this thing explicitly out here, if I m taking any NON VEG items out here, its not related to talking with girls. I hope this mass hysteria following will stop somewhere. The moment, I found again that Kanpur girl again out there in LARA very next day, I m forced to tell that Brian Lara and Lara Dutta marriage concept of AJAY SAIGAL out here to NITYA (the chicken pakora guy) . Now everything out here is happening to disassociate Ajay Saigal, from everything, this thing I understood once NEHA come for launch on feb2013, reason why I left TCS. How much anybody try to avoid this thing its got reflected in the action. If I will react to anything out here, to the LIP reading of others, I will be smashed like anything, in one way I will start CLONE act again , on which I m trashed everybody out here . Here I m to behave as BEHERA, not to react to anything happening in my surroundings. Otherwise SAMJHADAR log at TCS got vindicated on their approach. Till now SAMJHADAR log had failed in his approach. Let’s see how things move out here, with the big deadline is in 19oct2014, when both Maharashtra and Haryana results will come out(something must have been planned for SHIVAJI RAO to arrive , I m waiting for that.  Before coming over to Bangalore, I had hand washed with APOLLO GUY/SPECIAL NAUKRANI in dinner for NON VEG sort of thing. What’s in the original planning, after HANDWASHING, its time for drink the URINE as GANGAJAL, GANGA maili ho gauyi hain na. This is precisely being going on over here. I had hand washed with VIMALA, now its time for drink urine, meri SAMJHADARI PAR GAYE HAIN NA isilye. Its time for arrival of BALCK MONKEY’s, so its getting checked out here. There were another VIMALA out there apart from AAMDANI ATHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA.  This comes from Robert Vadra’s direct penalty stroke or SIDHA rocket of this GAS episode or MICROWAVE oven. Till now we had not discussed about the Robert Vadra’s response to GAS episode / MICROWAVE oven or my reception encounter with Murali Sir at the reception of HCL, from where this WASHROOM concept started(LEENA had become MURALI SIR for this purpose)  . In my previous blogs since JUNE2014, I had discussed about how I m become animal from “KUCHU” to “RED MONKEY” to “KENCHUA” of Suryanaryan pathy’s rakhita to” COW giving milk” to “emotional DONKEY” for Sridhar Sir to many others remaining (which we will discuss in upcoming BLOGs) .Today we will discuss various forms of NAUKAR’s as me, one already I m discussed as MAKSOOD the SWEEPER, how I m keep on praising Sirdhar Sir and others at HCL , due to their hugging. It will start with direct penalty stroke from Robert Vadra towards this GAS episode and clubbed with Murali Sir’s reception encounter. This NAUKAR tag of VIMALA had been taken by, SPECIAL NAUKRANI out here. It will come from JUDAAI movie, when SRIDEVI aka Kajol returning from the party asking her NAUKRANI VIMLA “ Sahab aur batchein kahan hain “ on this she said “ who sab toh PARK gaye hain(APU GHAR of DELHI aka APU KHOTE , jahan par sab log mil kar mughe marne wala hain as HYD police) “. Kajol “batchoon ne kaha hoga, mummy ke ane tak ruk jate hain“. VIMALA’s response “ nhai batchoon ne kuch nhai kaha” . Then she asked “SAHAB ne kaha hoga, Kajol ki ane tak ruk jate hain“. Vimala “nhai SAHAB ne kuch nhai kaha”. On this KAJOL responded “who tere se thode hi kuch kaha hoga, who log aapse maine baat kia hoga”. On this VIMALA’s response “ maine toh wahin par thi , kisine aapke bare maine kuch nhai kaha “ . KAJOL’s response “ kaam dham kuch nhai karti hain , ghar par kaun kia keh rahe hain sunti rehti hain “ . I m this VIMALA out here, who is not doing my work and keep on listening what others were discussing out here , just the way I found out Murali’s sir’s reception encounter and GAS episode or MICROWAVE OVEN .  This GHEE incident with, SUNAND SHARMA alongside the COOK at our house comes to end over there. Sunand Sharma had come manager at HCL just few days before I m suppose to leave for Bangalore. As I m able to understand over what everybody were talking in front of me , but not able to see their sufferings , this way I m become ANDHA , Arvind stands for I m being ANDHA, in ODIA . This way comes the Avtar Gill’s comment “ ANDHE BEHERON  KI BASHTI ,. CHARON TARAF ANDHER HAIN, YAAD KARTE LOG HUMHE MARNE KE KYON BAAD “. Yeh bade kamal ka logic lagaya hain , Robert Vadra ne yahan par  . I m become BEHERA who cant listen, I will understand everything by reading the LIPS of everybody, but at the same time I m ANDHA also, I m cant see the suffering of other people. I don’t understand what Robert Vadra trying to explain out here. What AJAY DEVGAN said in the GOLMAL movie, when they ist entered inside DHOOTI man’s house while fleeing from VASAULI “ ussne jo dekha who kisine nhai dekha , ussne dekha 4 jawan log hain , who akele nhai nipat sakta hain , isiliye chala gaya . Ghar ke andar ja kar who police ko phone karne wala hain “. When they listening from the WINDOW (where I m living now in Bangalore , from where this LOCK getting released)  MANGALA aka MANGAL RAO aka PANKAJ aka ROBERT VADRA  said “ aap TORCH le kar kahan gaye the , aapko toh kuch dikhta nhai hain “ , on this DHOOTI man said (its me) “ woh baat chor ko thode pata hain , yahan par do ANDHE rehete hain , isiliye torch le kar gaya tha “ .  Arshad Warshi’s immediate response “ sahi eda banaya budhe ne hum “ . GOPAL AKA AJAY DEVGAN said “chup ho jayo, ANDHE HAIN, BEHERE NHAI HAIN”. Deepak Samal aka Samal Brothers were referring towards me “what I had done with then at HCL, with out seeing them(pointing towards EMPIRE STRIKES BACK reference on HCL , after my breakup with Aishwarya Rai, from where I had started everything as EMPIRE STRIKES BACK_TCS), sirf torch dikha kar unko bhaga diya , in reality  maine ANDHA HUN mughe kuch nhai dikh raha hain “ . This is what TAKLA showing me TORCH for longtime. Which had been more severe for last few months, just to signify this LARA LARA concept out here, now time had come for releasing the LOCK on ANDHA and BEHERA, at LARA TECHNOLOGIES . If I will start doing what VIMLA used to in JUDAAI movie or LIP reading of LARA LARA, I will again start CLONE act and reach at the Robert Vadra’s house. Just behave as, I had not heard anything out here, become DEAF, as its getting redefining out here(don’t interfere in anybody’s matter).  Here Deepak Samal aka Arshad Warshi’s friend AJAY DEVGAN aka Gopal (last Infosys founder GOPAL had been resigned last week, just to signify this LOCK on GOPAL going to release on ANDHA and BEHERA) said in the morning “mere pass ek plan hain, kyun na maine SAMEER from America ban kar ghar maine ghus jata hun, unko kia pata chalega, who toh andhe hain. Socho , Itna bada ghar , khane pine ka koi problem nhai . Bas tum 3 ko LUCKY ban kar rehna hoga, jo bhi baat karna hain who maine karunga “. Everybody got agreed with this plan of AJAY SAIGAL , and become silenced as LUCKY , maine ANDHA HUN MUGHE KUCH DIKHIYI NHAI DETA HAIN  , aur KOI BAAT NHAI KAR RAHA HAIN , so I cant understand anything , that everybody were around me . Rourkela means, KELA in ODIA, if we reverse this thing. Once AJAY SIAGAL take the 2nd innings home from me , and take me to Robert Vadra’s house by showing wrong path , then press conference of Robert Vadra will start and everybody start talking . All these plans of TAKLA and BASTRAD Lokesh Singh remained as it is “once another CLONE act BACKPAIN started by Shravan Dabi” , now everybody in the verge of becoming permanent LUCKY now . What SHAHID KAPOOR said in the movie CHUP CHUP KE to Rajpal Yadav ” yaar tu uttth tha hain ki nhai . Mughe kuch kehana hain, mughe meri awaz sunna hain. Bhaut din ho gaya maine kuch bola nhai“. This ACHARA sort of thing diverted towards this Shahid Kapoor episode now (Shahid Kapoor movie got released last week), everybody wants to say some good thing, the way they all become LUCKY the GUNGA, on the advise of AJAY SAIGAL. Most importantly in support/soliditary  of SUBHA SATHPATHY. This CHINESE BILLI reference also pointed towards this GUNGA sort of thing, they all were on the verge of becoming permanent GUNGA out here including MANISH KHANA of TCS. So APOLLO GUY shown HANDWASHING before I m suppose to leave for Bangalore. CHINESE president arrived in india before I m suppose to leave for BANGALORE on 17sept2014. Everybody over here were giving M-CAT exams for this purpose, all were on the verge of becoming GUNGA. This is why TIGER attacking MAKSOOD were shown to me when ASHUTOSH is showing me VEG/NON VEG hotel out here .If I will talk anything out of context, then everybody will attack me combinedly, leading from the front is ACHYUT of cuttack. Bahut ho gaya who GUNGA Ban kar, now he is on the verge of becoming permanent GUNGA , this SILK BOARD reference now diverted towards it . If I will reveal anything related to NON VEG, they all will come out from this GUNGA syndrome. “If I will remain silent, they all become permanent GUNGA out here”, this is exactly what I want. All persons who supported TAKLA and ACHTUY from cuttack to become permanent GUNGAs. Let me make this thing very clear, nobody will got any reprieve from my side, literally I will ensure all become permanent GUNGA out here. This is why my marriage happened and I m being shown NON VEG sort of thing, and once I start discussing anything with anybody he/she start giving lecture on this “ just settle with ur current partner , don’t think this adsurb thing right now”(most vocal is PAPPU cant sala fame , Pankaj Prusty , who didn’t followed protocol , when didn’t come to meet me on BBSR while I m at ISKON mandir). I had been experiencing this thing since I left TCS on feb2013(even ZEBA also replied in negative when I talk of Rupali to her ), so I m not committing same mistake out here in LARA , nor I m going to commit same mistake during my rest of stay at Bangalore . If I will take NON VEG items out here in Bangalore, don’t think it as talking with any of the girls out here. Since, I will start talking NON VEG items from next week onwards apart from Saturdays(when TAKLA TANODIR CENTER will be repeated with NON VEG items ) , obviously at some other place.  
    This yeh office nhai , ghar aur college hain , will be exposed on wednesday , as announced by the trainer today," if anybody scoring less than 80 percent will be demoted to the next batch ". If he is following protocol , he will follow his words and demotes all of them , who had scored less than 80 per cent . Earlier i m planned to give exam and score better , but after today's announcement ,i m decided to skip the exam on wednesday .  I m giving everybody a chance to prove me wrong on this aspect . 
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Saturday, 4 October 2014

HANDWASHING incomplete for dinner : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHERA KARNEWALA HUN, via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICHEKN PAKORA. Another week passed away in Bangalore, lots of things happened out here. Before going to happenings over here in banglore, lets start this weeks blog with APLLO guy, who might be wondering what’s going on my mind, after that hand washing for dinner alongside him. As he is reacting anything, to what I m said related to Manish Khanna , he must be wondering why I m not showing any signs towards NON VEG sort of things , of interacting with any of the girls . Frankly speaking, I don’t have any issues with Manish Khanna, he stands upto my expectations, the way he handled the situations out here, since this BACKPAIN episode erupted during june2011. About his handling of situations in comparison to TAKLA, I m mentioned in my previous blogs also . If TAKLA would have done fraction of that effort what Manish Khanna showing towards me now , today we would have in good position. Anyway concentrate on what’s going on. Lets come to that hand washing episode with APOLLO guy, that happened just before my leaving for Bangalore , why I m not wishing for that NON VEG sort of thing or not showing any interest on this . I had even replied very negatively in my previous blogs also. People were tried to distract me in LARA also on Friday. It comes from Manish Kapoor, with whom Manish Khanna is associating with. Till now, we had not discussed anything of Manish kapoor, we only concentrated on the Suraj Samal’s reference of “ Manish saying there were lots of politics going on over here in MISYS project”. But, its for Subha Sathpathy’s brother Punya Sathpathy, that I had discussed in WE ALL ARE PUNYA SATHPATHY. Than what is so significant Manish Kapoor said , on which even persons like Manish Khana were landing his name .He must have said something so significant , which happened appealed persons like Manish Khanna .  According to Rajendra Zutshi aka BASTRAD Sarangi of Jatin Shukla fame “ EK GALATI KAR DIYA DUSHMAN NE , INDIAN ARMY KI DO TUKDE KO MILA DIYA , HUM MIL KAR BAND BAJA DENGE SABKI” , if we club this with hyderbad police episode of APU KHOTE of AAMDANI ATHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA “ EK BAAT  MAN NI PADEGI HYD POLICE KI , SAB KO BARABAR KA MARA HAIN , NA KISIKO KAM NA KISI KO JADA” . Agar sab log barabar marnewale hain , toh Manish Kapoor ka bhi koi baat implement hua hoga , which had not been discussed till now . What Jatin Shukla aka BASTRAD Sarangi said, by showing the electric wires “ sabe se choti tili , sabe se bada chalna “ , then only everybody will be comparable to Subha Sathpathy’s SAMADAR/SEA reference that I had given . As Manish Kapoor’s involvement is small, while putting CHOTI TILLI SABSE BADA CHALN, for this Manish Khanna is landing his name to it. Then what is that Manish kapoor said, that’s being tracked so significantly. It comes from same launch reference of Rashmi Pratap, once he said during launch hour after my bally banglore stints at the stairs “ yahan par ek JOB sahi tarah se chal raha hai ki nhai , who pata nhai chalta . Humahre HSBC par ek saath 4-5 JOB chalte rehete hain , in 4-5 environments , yeh cheeze Sridhar ne kabhi dekhi nhai hogi . Sridhar kia yahan par kisiko yeh baat pata nhai hoga,  ek saath 4-5 JOB chalta hain”. This is the statement of Manish Kapoor that’s getting implemented, on which Manish Khanna landing his name into it.  So here more than one JOB is running simultaneously , this is why HANDWASHING with APOLLO guy is completed with one JOB , there were more than one JOBs on which HANDWASHING is needed , before NON VEG sort of thing , going to be started . For this there were lots of time left, before things actually getting started. This is to signify that “ MUGHE TOH KUCH NHAI ATA HAIN , MAINE AISE HI PAHUNCHA GAYA UPER , by proving Subha Sathpathy had killed Randip Singh’s brother , while actually he is doing GHODA sort of thing of ADITYA SHRIVASTAV in DHAMMAL movie “ . My response to Manish Khanna’s this assertions of “there were more than 4-5 JOBS running simultaneously in TCS“,“yeh achi baat hain Manish Khanna , ur running 4-5 JOBS simultaneously in TCS for me , I will suggest why cant u run 40-50 JOBS simultaneously , then also nothing going to improve/change in TCS , Shravan Dabi like failure keep on repeated . Since before running simultaneously more than 4-5 JOBS, u had not trained persons like AJAY SAIGAL and MONICA CHOPRA to run a simple JOB perfectly. Which is visible in their action, everything failed within 6 months . Manish Khanna , don’t blame Shravan Dabi for the implementation part , he is not only the person for the failure of TCS within 6 months . Sharvan Dabi might have made lots of emotional pitching during planning phase(for which he got gold medal), but during implementation he wont only be made scapegoat , AJAY SAIGAL and MONICA CHOPRA were equally responsible for the debacle in TCS during june2011.Things were handled so badly in TCS that , even my departure to Kolkata got delayed and everything need to be relooked again. So , my advice to Manish Khanna , before starting multiple JOBS simultaneously , give proper training to persons like AJAY SAIGAL , so that he will handle the situation better way . Otherwise, mera chemical locha dimag par ho na ho , AJAY SAIGAL jaise persons ka chemical locha jarur hota hain , during execution part “ . With all these words, now coming to the HANDWASHING with APOLLO GUY during dinner, before leaving for Bangalore . There must be one of the JOBS, where this HANDWASHING got completed, not all them. It comes from same SAFETY PIN episode of SPECIAL NAUKRANI in the BUS of VIMLA in AAMDANI ATTHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA, “this guy needs some sort of ladies touch”.  Let’s discuss about this. While returning home LATE on that day “This LATE CONCEPT”, their husband were trying to prepare dinner, over there what APU KHOTE saying “chup khana bana kar kha lete hain, agar khana pasand nhai aya toh usko kutton ko denge. Agar, who khana kutton ne bhi reject kia toh usko, apni biwi yon ko denge“. This is what Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA thinks towards me, this MCDONALD kissa of THAILAND related to TSHIRT and GR8 as Sudhir and Simran, ICE CREAM at ANDHER I(EAST). If I will go over there, Robert Vadra, will give those things to eat which were rejected by DOGS. What HEMA aka PRIYANKA, Robert Vadra’s wife said on book launch of RAJ MALHOTRA “tumne dene ke liye abhi mere paas maphi bhi nhai hain “ , in other words she is saying “ abhi mughe dene ke liye unke paas human SHITS bhi nhai hain , over what the pains I had given to Robert vadra . Since, DOGS will eat HUMAN SHITs also, toh mughe kia milega, DOG SHITs”. This aspect of dinner being HANDWASHED over there with APOLLO GUYS house, on the particular day alongside VIMLA aka SPECIAL NAUKRANI . I m having good dinner out here, as HANDWASHING for this JOB is over out here. There were many others JOBS related to this dinner sort of thing going on , for which HANDWASHING remained , before NON VEG sort of thing getting started  . Another dinner sort of thing, I m discussed with Debashish Mishra few days before after seeing the happening out here in banglore, while I m having dinner during college days, he got disturbed by my singing and made some rude remarks “ kute  awaz karna band kar “. I thought this is over, with the HANDWASHING of APOLLO guy, but this myth got busted once I reached at Bangalore. Before writing  of anything else , lets discuss about this ITER guy Ashutosh issue , there must be lots of speculation  going on everybody’s mind , why I m not involving him on any of the matters out here . As everybody feels “I must be thinking he is Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA due to his college affiliation  , so I will follow his every bit “ . ASHUTOSH is not Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, let be clear about it . He is AMBIKA, ACHYUT’s sister, from his branch of instrumentation, who come for putting LOCK in my home before my marriage. As per one son and one daughter policy , ASHUTOSH is , RUPA – ABHI’s daughter , on whose house this SAP comes across – MUNNU – BASTRAD Saran’s daughter , Deba’s DR sister , who studied in Russia  - my Bhabi , Munna’s sister – Robert Vadra aka Saroj Mishra’s daughter LANCY , I m putting in the order on which they entered in my life for chutiya panti, there might be many more retrofitted out here  , I m put across the main protagonists over here  . The reason why, I m not giving him any importance over here, its not towards Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA. This ITER is a fake identity created so that I will fall in the trap, getting emotional towards Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA. I m clarifying this thing , since I don’t want to create any confusion in the minds of Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA , jo phir se uske dil par lag jaye . I don’t know what the drama she will create again, the way she behaved after the environment episode. Since, going forward, I won’t involve ASHUTOSH the ITER guy on any of my matters. After identity of ASHUTOSH getting cleared, let’s come to what’s happening in VEG hotel, that he had shown to me. Here comes this Bharati Acharkar issue, what I said to somebody (I can’t remind the name now) when the girls were invited for launch after our cricket match victory “will I distribute the ACHARA for everybody“, this TENTULI KUTA issue of DORA college aka underwear. This is getting clubbed with Debashish Mishra, so girls from our college will make me DOG SINGER, I will wash their LATERN, but that I cant eat also that’s for DOGs, I will eat the SHITs of DOGs. Leading the front on this is Debasmita Mohapatra and Archana Senapati. What AJAY aka Aamir Khan said in the movie SARFORSH to GULFAM HUSSIAN aka Nasreeduin Saha “mughe isse baat ka humesh gum rahega, ki maine tum jaise logon ko kabhi apna dost mana tha. Yeh mirch seth or haji seth jaise log, sala jis thali maine kate hain ussi maine ched karte hain“. This is what these two girls were explicitly saying to me “unnhe isse baat ka humesha dukh rakhega ki, unka meri taraf kabhi koi feeling tha “. Currently, I m not in any position to answer to then, otherwise I would have answered then suitably. Anyway, while I m leaving those people from my life, there were no point in discussing about them, just moved in life. Now coming to happening of VEG hotel, it’s the LOCK on the place KHATWA hotel that’s getting released slowly, it will take sometime. There were 3 each tables placed out there, which will be mapped to the ground floor of KHATWA hote l(KHAT or BED of SHYAM uncle) . Things move like this , the place where ASHUTOSH taken on that Sunday night for dinner is Samar aka Ajay Saigal / Debashish Mishra’s room , if I will go there again , I will become DOG singer , next where things settled is PRADOSH/SANJAY PADHY’s room , next which I decline to take is SHASANK aka ACHYUT from cuttack / Pratap Mishra room . Coming to next row similarly , its Debadutta / Saurabh aka LEENA bangali dada from KALYAN , Sudhansu panda aka Saroj Mishra / Arun Sarangi , where LADY conductor sit , next one is Sandeep Panda / Firoz Kalapahad , which I m always avoid . The juice center is Debashish Dixit and Nihar Sahoo. I didn’t knows, the girls who stayed in those rooms, when it converted to ladies hotel. This is what LAXMI NAGAR aka JAWAHAR PARK staying alongside, Shasank and others (I don’t want to write others name, for not giving false reference to sequencing) , before shifting to other place , in the pretext of making it ladies hostel . This shifting from CHICAGO(where ARUN aka Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA is staying now , after surrendering his PASSPORT, filed divorce case against his wife )to NEW YORK of AJAY SAIGAL aka Sameer in GOLMAL movie .  We had not reached till juice center, as there were lots of time left for it. This is how , Bharati Achaarkar is being played out over here. APOLLO GUY, my final point is this HANDWASHING for dinner is still incomplete out here, which I know very well. Don’t expect, I will commit any mistakes out here.