Yeh office nhai , Ghar aur college hain : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEREA KARNEWALA HUN, VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Another week passed in Bangalore, time had come for TAKLA TANDORI CENTER again. Due to this NON VEG reference to Sangram I had revealed few days before, I m not able to take any NON VEG items out here, the way everybody were following me out here . The moment, I had gone for DOSA to PANKAJ’s hotel last Sunday after the PEPSI encounter, immediately lots of girls come across to that hotel, prominent among them is SHILPA and KANPUR girl lookalike. Its height of following somebody’s action , the reason why I m not taking NON VEG items anywhere , then  again everybody will start following me prominently . So I m explaining this thing explicitly out here, if I m taking any NON VEG items out here, its not related to talking with girls. I hope this mass hysteria following will stop somewhere. The moment, I found again that Kanpur girl again out there in LARA very next day, I m forced to tell that Brian Lara and Lara Dutta marriage concept of AJAY SAIGAL out here to NITYA (the chicken pakora guy) . Now everything out here is happening to disassociate Ajay Saigal, from everything, this thing I understood once NEHA come for launch on feb2013, reason why I left TCS. How much anybody try to avoid this thing its got reflected in the action. If I will react to anything out here, to the LIP reading of others, I will be smashed like anything, in one way I will start CLONE act again , on which I m trashed everybody out here . Here I m to behave as BEHERA, not to react to anything happening in my surroundings. Otherwise SAMJHADAR log at TCS got vindicated on their approach. Till now SAMJHADAR log had failed in his approach. Let’s see how things move out here, with the big deadline is in 19oct2014, when both Maharashtra and Haryana results will come out(something must have been planned for SHIVAJI RAO to arrive , I m waiting for that.  Before coming over to Bangalore, I had hand washed with APOLLO GUY/SPECIAL NAUKRANI in dinner for NON VEG sort of thing. What’s in the original planning, after HANDWASHING, its time for drink the URINE as GANGAJAL, GANGA maili ho gauyi hain na. This is precisely being going on over here. I had hand washed with VIMALA, now its time for drink urine, meri SAMJHADARI PAR GAYE HAIN NA isilye. Its time for arrival of BALCK MONKEY’s, so its getting checked out here. There were another VIMALA out there apart from AAMDANI ATHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA.  This comes from Robert Vadra’s direct penalty stroke or SIDHA rocket of this GAS episode or MICROWAVE oven. Till now we had not discussed about the Robert Vadra’s response to GAS episode / MICROWAVE oven or my reception encounter with Murali Sir at the reception of HCL, from where this WASHROOM concept started(LEENA had become MURALI SIR for this purpose)  . In my previous blogs since JUNE2014, I had discussed about how I m become animal from “KUCHU” to “RED MONKEY” to “KENCHUA” of Suryanaryan pathy’s rakhita to” COW giving milk” to “emotional DONKEY” for Sridhar Sir to many others remaining (which we will discuss in upcoming BLOGs) .Today we will discuss various forms of NAUKAR’s as me, one already I m discussed as MAKSOOD the SWEEPER, how I m keep on praising Sirdhar Sir and others at HCL , due to their hugging. It will start with direct penalty stroke from Robert Vadra towards this GAS episode and clubbed with Murali Sir’s reception encounter. This NAUKAR tag of VIMALA had been taken by, SPECIAL NAUKRANI out here. It will come from JUDAAI movie, when SRIDEVI aka Kajol returning from the party asking her NAUKRANI VIMLA “ Sahab aur batchein kahan hain “ on this she said “ who sab toh PARK gaye hain(APU GHAR of DELHI aka APU KHOTE , jahan par sab log mil kar mughe marne wala hain as HYD police) “. Kajol “batchoon ne kaha hoga, mummy ke ane tak ruk jate hain“. VIMALA’s response “ nhai batchoon ne kuch nhai kaha” . Then she asked “SAHAB ne kaha hoga, Kajol ki ane tak ruk jate hain“. Vimala “nhai SAHAB ne kuch nhai kaha”. On this KAJOL responded “who tere se thode hi kuch kaha hoga, who log aapse maine baat kia hoga”. On this VIMALA’s response “ maine toh wahin par thi , kisine aapke bare maine kuch nhai kaha “ . KAJOL’s response “ kaam dham kuch nhai karti hain , ghar par kaun kia keh rahe hain sunti rehti hain “ . I m this VIMALA out here, who is not doing my work and keep on listening what others were discussing out here , just the way I found out Murali’s sir’s reception encounter and GAS episode or MICROWAVE OVEN .  This GHEE incident with, SUNAND SHARMA alongside the COOK at our house comes to end over there. Sunand Sharma had come manager at HCL just few days before I m suppose to leave for Bangalore. As I m able to understand over what everybody were talking in front of me , but not able to see their sufferings , this way I m become ANDHA , Arvind stands for I m being ANDHA, in ODIA . This way comes the Avtar Gill’s comment “ ANDHE BEHERON  KI BASHTI ,. CHARON TARAF ANDHER HAIN, YAAD KARTE LOG HUMHE MARNE KE KYON BAAD “. Yeh bade kamal ka logic lagaya hain , Robert Vadra ne yahan par  . I m become BEHERA who cant listen, I will understand everything by reading the LIPS of everybody, but at the same time I m ANDHA also, I m cant see the suffering of other people. I don’t understand what Robert Vadra trying to explain out here. What AJAY DEVGAN said in the GOLMAL movie, when they ist entered inside DHOOTI man’s house while fleeing from VASAULI “ ussne jo dekha who kisine nhai dekha , ussne dekha 4 jawan log hain , who akele nhai nipat sakta hain , isiliye chala gaya . Ghar ke andar ja kar who police ko phone karne wala hain “. When they listening from the WINDOW (where I m living now in Bangalore , from where this LOCK getting released)  MANGALA aka MANGAL RAO aka PANKAJ aka ROBERT VADRA  said “ aap TORCH le kar kahan gaye the , aapko toh kuch dikhta nhai hain “ , on this DHOOTI man said (its me) “ woh baat chor ko thode pata hain , yahan par do ANDHE rehete hain , isiliye torch le kar gaya tha “ .  Arshad Warshi’s immediate response “ sahi eda banaya budhe ne hum “ . GOPAL AKA AJAY DEVGAN said “chup ho jayo, ANDHE HAIN, BEHERE NHAI HAIN”. Deepak Samal aka Samal Brothers were referring towards me “what I had done with then at HCL, with out seeing them(pointing towards EMPIRE STRIKES BACK reference on HCL , after my breakup with Aishwarya Rai, from where I had started everything as EMPIRE STRIKES BACK_TCS), sirf torch dikha kar unko bhaga diya , in reality  maine ANDHA HUN mughe kuch nhai dikh raha hain “ . This is what TAKLA showing me TORCH for longtime. Which had been more severe for last few months, just to signify this LARA LARA concept out here, now time had come for releasing the LOCK on ANDHA and BEHERA, at LARA TECHNOLOGIES . If I will start doing what VIMLA used to in JUDAAI movie or LIP reading of LARA LARA, I will again start CLONE act and reach at the Robert Vadra’s house. Just behave as, I had not heard anything out here, become DEAF, as its getting redefining out here(don’t interfere in anybody’s matter).  Here Deepak Samal aka Arshad Warshi’s friend AJAY DEVGAN aka Gopal (last Infosys founder GOPAL had been resigned last week, just to signify this LOCK on GOPAL going to release on ANDHA and BEHERA) said in the morning “mere pass ek plan hain, kyun na maine SAMEER from America ban kar ghar maine ghus jata hun, unko kia pata chalega, who toh andhe hain. Socho , Itna bada ghar , khane pine ka koi problem nhai . Bas tum 3 ko LUCKY ban kar rehna hoga, jo bhi baat karna hain who maine karunga “. Everybody got agreed with this plan of AJAY SAIGAL , and become silenced as LUCKY , maine ANDHA HUN MUGHE KUCH DIKHIYI NHAI DETA HAIN  , aur KOI BAAT NHAI KAR RAHA HAIN , so I cant understand anything , that everybody were around me . Rourkela means, KELA in ODIA, if we reverse this thing. Once AJAY SIAGAL take the 2^nd innings home from me , and take me to Robert Vadra’s house by showing wrong path , then press conference of Robert Vadra will start and everybody start talking . All these plans of TAKLA and BASTRAD Lokesh Singh remained as it is “once another CLONE act BACKPAIN started by Shravan Dabi” , now everybody in the verge of becoming permanent LUCKY now . What SHAHID KAPOOR said in the movie CHUP CHUP KE to Rajpal Yadav ” yaar tu uttth tha hain ki nhai . Mughe kuch kehana hain, mughe meri awaz sunna hain. Bhaut din ho gaya maine kuch bola nhai“. This ACHARA sort of thing diverted towards this Shahid Kapoor episode now (Shahid Kapoor movie got released last week), everybody wants to say some good thing, the way they all become LUCKY the GUNGA, on the advise of AJAY SAIGAL. Most importantly in support/soliditary  of SUBHA SATHPATHY. This CHINESE BILLI reference also pointed towards this GUNGA sort of thing, they all were on the verge of becoming permanent GUNGA out here including MANISH KHANA of TCS. So APOLLO GUY shown HANDWASHING before I m suppose to leave for Bangalore. CHINESE president arrived in india before I m suppose to leave for BANGALORE on 17sept2014. Everybody over here were giving M-CAT exams for this purpose, all were on the verge of becoming GUNGA. This is why TIGER attacking MAKSOOD were shown to me when ASHUTOSH is showing me VEG/NON VEG hotel out here .If I will talk anything out of context, then everybody will attack me combinedly, leading from the front is ACHYUT of cuttack. Bahut ho gaya who GUNGA Ban kar, now he is on the verge of becoming permanent GUNGA , this SILK BOARD reference now diverted towards it . If I will reveal anything related to NON VEG, they all will come out from this GUNGA syndrome. “If I will remain silent, they all become permanent GUNGA out here”, this is exactly what I want. All persons who supported TAKLA and ACHTUY from cuttack to become permanent GUNGAs. Let me make this thing very clear, nobody will got any reprieve from my side, literally I will ensure all become permanent GUNGA out here. This is why my marriage happened and I m being shown NON VEG sort of thing, and once I start discussing anything with anybody he/she start giving lecture on this “ just settle with ur current partner , don’t think this adsurb thing right now”(most vocal is PAPPU cant sala fame , Pankaj Prusty , who didn’t followed protocol , when didn’t come to meet me on BBSR while I m at ISKON mandir). I had been experiencing this thing since I left TCS on feb2013(even ZEBA also replied in negative when I talk of Rupali to her ), so I m not committing same mistake out here in LARA , nor I m going to commit same mistake during my rest of stay at Bangalore . If I will take NON VEG items out here in Bangalore, don’t think it as talking with any of the girls out here. Since, I will start talking NON VEG items from next week onwards apart from Saturdays(when TAKLA TANODIR CENTER will be repeated with NON VEG items ) , obviously at some other place.  

    This yeh office nhai , ghar aur college hain , will be exposed on wednesday , as announced by the trainer today," if anybody scoring less than 80 percent will be demoted to the next batch ". If he is following protocol , he will follow his words and demotes all of them , who had scored less than 80 per cent . Earlier i m planned to give exam and score better , but after today's announcement ,i m decided to skip the exam on wednesday .  I m giving everybody a chance to prove me wrong on this aspect . 

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