Ankan's "JAVA all about DUBUGGING" : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEREA KARNEWALA HUN, via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER AND GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Let’s start this week’s blog with the DEBUG guy, who had asked me to send across the personal mail, I didn’t checked his reply, I will check on next Friday before going to attend next week’s class.  I m deliberately left out the portion of Archana Senapati’s personal mail for  me related to onsite, “just to check how things were moving out here” . Here enters ANKAN aka CHITRASEN’s mentioning of “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING “, during the JDBC programming of mine. Today’s mail is all about this SPRITE sort of thing, aka “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING” means, how POLYMORPHISM done for this statement of “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING.  Why, I m against this SPRITE of ANKAN aka Chitrasen from day one itself, when he come for invitation to initialize it. Here in bangalore also, I m become hypocritical, when Rohit goes on to override SPRITE aka by sitting on the SPRITE seat, I m created a instance of MAAZA and move anywhere to counter that. What is that SPRITE sort of thing which is so important . Before that, lets talk of some technical thing , its related to EMOTIONAL DONKEY , many times DONKEYS were shown to me over here , its pointed towards AAMIR KHAN’s statements at PVR, SAKET to Kareen Kapoor “ yeh dekho tumhara GADHA “, by pointing towards me . When Kareen Kapoor asked “ kia problem hain tumhe dad se” . Aamir’s reply “ tumhare dab koi college nhai chala rahe hain , who ek factory chala rahe hain , jahan par har saal bahut sare GADHE manufacture ho rahe hain, yeh  dekho tumhara GADHA ” .”kia hain har bar logon ko demo (DEMO program of LARA trainer, in design pattern) padta hain , nayi ghadi liya hain . tum DR ho , usko tumhe koi pyar nhai hain , uski image ke liye acha hain etc “ Aamir called Suhas “Yeh suhas uski , ghadi gum ho gayi hain , usko dhund rahi hain “ . I m being  tracked via this WATCH of DONKEY, SAMJHADAR logon ne yesi SAMJHADARI dikhiyi hain. During the DUBUGGING of MISYS project consumer banking, it’s Prabhat Menon aka UDAY who had talked about WATCH sort of thing during DEBUGGING, “so that we will got to know, where value for that variable got changed”. This is what , BASTRAD Sunil showing me , DEBUGGING screen to me at HIMANSHU’s seat , now WATCH had been fitted on u ,so where ever go and what ever u think , we will able to track . But , BASTRAD Sunil didn’t able to understand even though I m talking of BASTRAD Sunil repeated times in CVS project , he didn’t moved until, I m talk about Neha’s MUNNI , which I m mentioned related to Niraj what’s changed between Neha’s TUKKA to Neha’s MUNNI . BASTRAD Sunil supposes to know everything by that time, since he had fitted DEBUGGING WATCH on me. Unfortunately, he didn’t know anything until I put in my mails subsequent to Raman’s departure. Then enters, ANKAN to put the WATCH on me, now SAMJHADAR people start thinking , “now we will understand , where the VALUE got changed “ . When ever my wife at ANKAN’s house or she is mentioning about then means” now WATCH will start working , and variable value will start changing” . Today also, my wife is with ANKAN, she (in fact everybody) is expecting VARIABLE value will change. To this, long list of WATCH is another addition, ARJUN the LARA trainer on DEBUGGING and LOGICAL coding . He had put across the WATCH on me, then “let he tell everybody where variable value will change, it will be unfair on my part if I will say anything, I don’t doubt his ability, I m sure he will able to tell everybody, what I knows or not “. About me, I had fixed formula on this “ baat itna karo, till the time , u will able to manage the situation “ .I will reveal at that point of time , when I will feel comfortable of handling the situation after revealing that . Till that time, there were WATCHes put across on me, to track what I knows and what I don’t know, let those persons tell from their experience. What I said related to Komal Arora “u guys didn’t able to know, what I m doing, until I m put across on my mails, kuch toh quality hain mere paas, give that much of respect to me, I m not asking for more“. What ever going on related to quality sort of thing currently were this, whether I m behaving as breakfast guy or not/ I m BHENDI guy , jisko thoda BHENDI or GODI sungha dene par utha jayega / CHANTI guy , jiske uper thoda CHATNI dal dene par sab kuch bak dega / WATCH laga do , waise bhi variable ka position pata chal jayega/cow giving milk , with a few girls talking to me , I will be overwhelmed and tell everything, once they talked with me , they vanished from the scene , mostly talking about the girls whose initialization I talked as proper , the LARA girl and TECH MAHINDRA girl. Latest addition to them is, what I m said related conference call of WELCOME TO HELL “ let there be another conference call for Swati Singla ..” ,just create another situation like this , toh who sab kuch bak dega , which is going over here , there were a guy distributing PAMPLETs of HELL outside the MCDONALD yesterday . Let all those persons and latest WATCH guy ARJUN talk about this “ whether VARIABLE position had changed or not , if at all changed how far I knows anything  “ . Before moving to anything else, let’s talk about this ARJUN sort to of thing. We are talking about, MANDWALI happening in a POND for last few weeks BLOG, from DOST KHAN showing blood stained hands to DND flyover to last weeks Ranbir Kapoor’s BENGA on his head in a POND. Where is this POND, its at BHANDARIPOKHARI, where Arun Das had taken to me, there I had meet “HUM YEH BOMB KA KHEL TAB SE KHEL RAHE HAIN, JAB SE TUMHARE BAAP DADA ANKHON MAINE SURMA LAGTE THE”. Where Rath Das aka DUSHRATH aka TAKLA alongside ARJUN SETHI suppose to give speech for school annual function. Here enters real life, BUDBUDA village, where school annual function is going on , “ JAHAN PAR HUMARA(all HCL managers ka) MAULIK MARGDARSHAN KIA JAYEGA “ by TAKLA and Robert Vadra . As Arun Das had taken me to over there, who is Arun Das over here, its Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, she had her task cutout to take me and all the HCL managers over there at BHANDARIPOKRAI where everybody is waiting for MANDAWALI. Now latest entrant is ARJUN, is suppose to take me to MANDAWALI area, by putting a WATCH on me. I don’t doubt abilities of this ARJUN, “as had put across a WATCH on me, let he tell everybody where the variable value got changed and tell everybody exact time, when I will reach at MANDWALI area”. MANAGEMENTFACTORY of LARA TRAINER , somebody had said this thing “ if anybody WATCH wipro , during SHAM times or evening hours , its something like factory work got over “ and Deepak Bajpai’s ist comments , which I put across as best compliments on 26feb2012 mail “ TCS managers thinking were something like factory managers “ .After clarifying this WATCH concept , lets come to “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING” statement of Chitrasen  , if everybody tracking my statement of “KUCH TOH QUALITY hain mere paas …” as DEGUGGING of JAVA in BACKPAIN phase , then what is that on EYE TEST PHASE ,for which TAKLA and Robert Vadra going to do MAULIK  MARGDARSHAN of me and HCL managers . Before going to JAVA is about DEBUGGING , I want share a small story with everybody about the mindset of JAVA developer (on the basis of what I learned as JAVA developer or my interaction with JAVA guys) , so that everybody’s understanding will be clear . How a JAVA developer only things in terms of POLYMORPHISM, by OVERRIDING anything, the way things were planned over here. Let’s describe this thing via, ZERO girl rocket singh , earlier  during may2012 , when I m said to Aneesh “ it doesn’t require ROCKET SCIENCE to understand how two people’s KUNDALI matches related to ZERO , nobody understood , I hope this time everybody will understood this point related to ZERO” . The story goes like this , one day a lay man comes and said to a JAVA developer like ZERO ,do u know “ few people had gone to MOON via rocket “ . On this JAVA developer ZERO said “ what’s the new thing ur saying” and ZERO laughed at him and continued by saying ,” I thought  u will say some serious stuffs out here , but ur saying few people sit on a rocket and goes to moon , what a bluff , kia hain na aajkal sabko DEMO dena padta hain “ . ZERO JAVA developer start giving DEMO to the person, who talk of now people had reached at MOON via ROCKET. ZERO JAVA developer said perfectly via POLYMORPHISM “ I m going from PODANGI to TANHARA via BELGADI , I m going from BERHAMPUR to ASKA via bus , I going from BERHAMPUR to BBSR via train ,I going from BBSR to DELHI via flights ,similarly I m going from earth to moon via rocket . It’s a very simple concept of POLYMORPHISM “. He developed two methods names as VECHILE and DESTINATION put across few Boolean expressions over there and got output as TRUE in every case. This is how everybody had dissects everything I m said in my blogs from DEC2008 to NOV2009. While I m talking in simple words , what’s happened in HCL , like now people had gone from earth to moon via rocket , JAVA developers start doing POLYMORPHISM on this by overriding everything on it . Let’s discuss some of those in this BLOG, starting with SUBFILE work with Ashish’s team, its design of front end screen program via very complicated logic. So what all JAVA developer start talking  “ if I got so much importance(goes on to become Revolutionary role) by designing and coding a single subfile program for a front end screen in AS400 , then how much importance they  should got , since its their daily job of designing these sort of complicated front end screen . So all the JAVA developer were making MAAZA or laughing at this statement. Now coming to this GHODA sort of thing I m mentioned, “how due to having few girls in my life, I m not able to move ahead, calling my MOM”. Now here comes response from the girls “ if this is ur case , how u would have survived as girl ,we girls were receiving proposals 2-3 daily , leading from the front is my sister , who had opened up how many proposals she received in her life till her marriage “ . All the girls were making MAAZA or laughing at this statement of mine. Now coming to presentation of “WORLD’s POLICEMAN: USA”, from which IRAQ shoe thrower comes across. On this BASTRAD Sarangi and my brother sort of people amused “what we r doing as teacher, its something like PRESENTATION “. They were making MAAZA or laughing at me. Something similar were interview sort of thing , which persons like BASTRAD Sarangi were doing as VIVA for 50-60 people daily , on this they were doing MAAZA or laughing at me . Now coming to going up in VALUE CHAIN,  sort of thing related to Nandan Nilekani’s handling of UID project . TAKLA and all PWD wala’s saying “ these IT professionals like Sridhar Sir and others had not grown up their kids , with the passing of time , their necessities got changed , this is what my MOM said to SARALA didi’s daughter during a marriage function , by saying , with the kids growing up , we as parents got more concerned “ . On this TAKLA and PWDwala’s who had grown up kids were doing MAAZA and laughing at me. Now coming to my PARTNERSHIP sort of thing, if I will say yes, top leadership will say no vice versa. On this entire government employee were saying its their daily routine job. If u will enter any government office, u will find same thing, one person showing other, the example were KHADAK SINGH aka OM PURI in GOLMAL or SUNNY DEOL in GHATAK or ARUNA IRANI in HINDUSTANI movie. This is why, every govt employee were doing MAAZA or laughing at me. Now coming to, I m not disclosing about my disheartening towards Murali Sir till reality check and tracking of mails in HCL till nov2009, this Hilal Koshtani. On this persons like Abhi/Ganga (with whom TAKLA were associating) were talking “it’s a daily routine for us people“. It comes from my school friend Vishnu, who had gone to stay at the house of INDIA TODAY distributor, he once encountered with a gangster in Mumbai, who offered him “will u take SUPARI for murder “. After u committed the crime, it’s the same person who will inform police about him and instruct him to beat him, to know his loyalty towards him. This is what daily routine for Abhi/Ganga, reason why they were making MAAZA or laugh at me. What I said related to Subha Sathpathy, “how somebody had no respect towards humanity, for their conduct at Randip Singh’s funeral”. On this Doctors like Rajesh padhy and Bhaskar Padhy were surprised, this is their daily routine, they used to see dead people daily and making fun also. If after seeing dead bodies daily and keep on stopping any fun, their life becomes hell. This is why, they were making MAAZA or laughing at me. Here enter Rajesh Padhy’s assertion “while they were treating cancer patients daily like ZAHEER aka Subha Sathpathy, here comes one guy who is making lots of noise on KANTA GALE MAINE LAGNE KE KARAN “. Rajesh Padhy and all other doctors were making MAAZA and laughing at me. Now coming to my earthquack concept, how work is getting done over there, by taking action against one people. This comes from Vijay the bus conductor, he used to spread few notes, and shows all his money got vanished. This is how Vijay and all bus conductors were doing MAAZA and laughing at me. These are some of the instants of MAAZA or laughing at me, by various sections of people, if I will keep on writing like this, it wont got over in single BLOG .its better give a sense of what MAAZA represented in real sense. All these instances were proving point for , Prabhat aka UDAY’s statement “ YASHPAL tumahari MAAZA le raha hain , by saying Rama ko koi JOB dila do “ . This is the conclusion of everybody. This is what all about JAVA is all about DEBUGGING for everybody ,what BASTRAD Sunil is showing to me . My response to all these, I m explained by ZERO’s rocket example in this BLOG. I want to sincerely advise my JAVA colleagues out here “life is not all about POLYMORPHISM, u can prove anything by overriding it, its much more than that “. I hope not to become a JAVA developer like this, in near future. Not to treat human beings as MACHINEs and brought out everything out of him by putting WATCH of Prabhat Menon.   

LR as Liter : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHERA KARNEWALA HUN, via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER AND GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Anybody who doesn’t know TAKLA, he might be feeling surprised by the way TAKLA planned for me, but its not surprise for me the way TAKLA planned for me. Anybody might be thinking “did fathers are behaving like this, with their sons”, my answer is “yes fathers were like this “. It’s not a worrying factor me TAKLA had planned something like this against me. “I suppose to leave for Kolkata and settle over there, that got delayed “, my worry is that. TAKLA and Robert Vadra feels they were better administrators then me , let they handle the situation out here , become chief of organization similar to IMF and keep on doing MANDAWALI for IT professionals . I never thought on that direction, nor I m intended to think on that direction. Yeh toh HCLwalon ne mughe bina bataye itna kuch kar diya, agar mughe pucha hota toh, maine apne taraf se mana kar deta. I don’t need this sort of life, what MANAS BEHERA posted on facebook “ everybody will learn from ur mistake “ , HARAMI KI PILA mughe kia bali ka bakhara samjha rakha hain . Kyun, BASTARD AJAY SAIGAL kyun nhai aa kar isse tarah PG maine reh kar, JAVA course kar raha hain, agar sab ko MISTAKE se sikhna hain toh. Bade aram se nikal gaya BEHEN KA LAUDA AJAY SAIGAL waiter ban kar, aur mera sab kuch block kar ke. Lets start this week’s blog with today’s happening, I will send the mail of programs to the instructors, it may not be today, but when ever I code them. It becomes too heavy for me, with the Saturday approaching , I can’t able to do anything during this Friday, with so much of things happening around me. We will discuss all those things in detail. It’s become too heavy for me this week, since its 6 anniversary passed by for 18 december . I m not emotional towards Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, I m making this thing clear with each passing blog, it will become more clearer among everybody, “why I m not emotional donkey towards her , after this BLOG also“ . Everybody seems shocked on Thursday, when I m said “HARI CHATANI kissa to everybody, related to shoes“.  The LARA trainer not able to concentrate on his teaching properly, for ist time I found him nervous, so the logical coding instructor today. Even when I m said BASTRAD to this LARA trainer, he didn’t become nervous, but he become nervous on Friday, as per my thinking. This sort of problem keep on arising , if u people thinks I don’t know what’s TAKLA and Robert Vadra had planned towards me , if u guys prepare for the eventuality then there wont be any problem .  Now coming to , why I didn’t created a instance of “glass of water” , that’s happened in PANKAJ’s hotel , just like I created for MAAZA . I wont give anybody any chance to sit on my head, this wont happen. I don’t need to create a instance of GLASS OF WATER, I m really fine with MAAZA. For me, GLASS OF WATER is something like ANNONYMOUS local inner class inside the main method, so its limited to that hotel and to that seat only. Any other place, in the same hotel also, I need the reference of MAAZA. So every time I go that hotel, if u guys want GLASS OF WATER keep the seat vacant for me, any girl comes and sits in front of me, I will defiantly talk with her. If anybody didn’t understand the meaning of ANNONYMOUS inner class, then consult LARA TRAINER out here.  This ANNONYMOUS inner class is all about AAM ADAMI PARTY (yesterday few people over there outside the MCDONALD TREE, having placards). Sneha Sahu comes with me for the cyber café to understand the meaning of ANNONYMOUS, where while interview “I m said of Sachin Tendulkar as my ROLE MODEL “. So , real driver who had created chaos in NAYAK movie is non other than the DRIVER who left me at the G3 building , where Sachin is waiting and Pawan Gupta’s bus mate ROUTE NO – 1 , guy said “ there is lots of difference between official project lead and unofficial one “ . So ,what is PAWAN GUPTA’s direct penalty stroke on this aspect , it come from PRIYANKA CHOPRA (aka Robert Vadra’s wife  aka HEMA aka DEVI  etc, there were so many names , how many I will mention in one blog) movie FASHION , what Priyanka Chopra said to his boy friend , when she came late after her work out “ yeh kyun hota hain , humesha na kamiyad insaan , kamiyad ka lecture deta hain . Pehele khud kuch ban jao, phir mughe kuch kehna “. This is what Pawan Gupta’s assertion towards me , in fact everybody’s assertion towards me , the way I m keep on writing about , what needs to be done as manager .” maine kabhi khud thik se team lead nhai kia hain(referring to my team lead stinct in JAVA, where Sandeep Kumar said against me ) , even during sales days , I m never a team lead . Now I m talking about what needs to be done as manager “ . Everybody saying to me grow up, aur apne aukad par raho.  Now another MODEL sort of thing, comes from Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA , its perfect timing for to teach MODELTHREAD sort of thing for LARA TRAINER , its BASTRAD Suraj Jha talked about ROLE MODEL sort of thing . Who is the MODEL out here, its ANU AGARWAL aka ANU VERGEES of ASHIQUI movie, its Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, who had done contract marriage with me. Now comes Rahul as Shravan Dabi aka Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA. Real meaning of RL or LR is LiteR. What Anu Agarwal said to his agency owner “ acha tumne isse cheher ke liye muge sign kia hain na , maine isse cheher ko jala dunga agar tumne Rahul ka kaam nhai kia toh “ by showing LITER to him . This is what Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA is saying to me “ if I wont allow Shravan Dabi as ex revolutionary role , then she will put her as RANDI or PORN star , by uploading her own porn videos “ .This is all about , “ tereko pata hain , yeh VIRGIN kitne maine janewali hain “ of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA wants to know her market valuation as VIRGIN .I m said about this thing related to Deepak’s wife SHEELY to Rajiv Prasad (as per my rememberence) “ I will put a PRICE TAG on Deepak’s wife , put it in ORKUT or other places “ . This is Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA’s answer to this PRICE TAG sort of thing towards Deepak Samal’s wife. What SHEELY said , during our PIZZA launch with Saroj Panigrahy and me , after the call of TAKLA and Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA’s brother “ hum Saroj ko uski wife ke samne humiliate nhai karnge , who ladki hain usko acha nhai lagenwala “ . But, what Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA is saying, “maine apne husband ka humiliation khud dekhna chaatai hun“. BARAPADA girl, who had my diary at LINK ROAD STG institute, its Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA . This is why, I m taken DIARY again for learning JAVA, BARAPADA means HUSBAND ko NILAM KARNA in odia.  Anyway this is what Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA’s response towards this LR sort of thing. This is why, I m not going to DOMINO PIZZA or PIZZA HUT, since its not pointed towards LAUNCH of Rashmi Pratap and Subha Sathpathy . The launch of BASTRAD Ajay Saigal at PIZZA HUT during 18December2010, is pointed towards this statement of SHEELY , “ now Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA wants to humiliate u “ . “ humare desh maine pizza adhe ghante maine aa jati hain , lekin AMBULANCE nhai aa pati hain “ of CHETAN BHAGAT . Still there were lots of concepts remaining in this CHETAN BHAGAT package , as this package started off , I want to see how things getting unfolded out here . As this is the occasion of GAS of NAUKRANI, let’s try to understand what’s Deepak Samal’s  response to that MICROWAVE OVEN sort of thing, during my Kolkata visit. What Aditya Kashyap said to GEET aka Kareena Kapoor at the terrace “ who log har jagah dhunde ge , lekin apne ghar par nhai dhun ne wale hain “ . This is totally applicable to Deepak Samal aka Arshad Warshi. Since, I m compared him to Arshad Warshi, so I wont think anything towards him. Deepak Samal is MUNNA of MUNNABHAI MBBS, this MUTTON from CHENNAI sort of thing going on for long time for this, DEEPAK SAMAL as MUNNA. Here SUMAN aka SUNA aka ZERO aka GRACY SINGH aka ANURADHA (AMIT KUMAR aka AJAY SAIGAL’s wife) is AISHWARYA RAI . What SUNA aka ZERO said to MUNNA when he is suppose to leave from medical college “ aaj peheli baar maine uske cheere par muskarhat dekha hain , tumhari yahan jarurat hain munna . Agar mere kehene par kuch ho sakta hain , please ruk jao “. This is what request sort of thing going on for long time, its related to SUNA aka ZERO’s request to DEEPAK SAMAL aka MUNNA. Here ZEHER aka Jimmy Shergil is non other than Subha Sathpathy , who said “ maine aaj tak koi galat kaam nhai kia hain , toh mere saath aisa kyun ho raha hain “ . Sach bol raha hain Subha ussne koi galat kaam nhai kia hain , isiliye toh who ache position par hain , aur maine yahan par Bangalore PG par baitha hun , with my own wife talking of become PORN star, if Sharavan Dabi didn’t declared as ex revolutionary and this MANDAWALI of TAKLA and Robert Vadra didn’t got accepted . Here BOMMA IRANI aka JC ASTHANA is me (IRAN reference come for me, so as BOMMAN HALI of bangalore, everybody were talking about that place very frequently). What happened in the very next scene, BOMMA IRANI called MUNNA and asked him to leave the college, on this MUNNA laughed and said “kia bad LUCK hain yaar tera , abhi kuchi der pehele maine yahan se khud janewala tha apne aap , lekin kisi ne kuch keh diya aur maine ruk gaya . Abhi tu jo karna hain kar le, maine yahan se nhai ja raha”. This is what Deepak Samal’s answer towards to me for that MICROWAVE OVEN sort of thing during Kolkata trip. As ZERO aka SUNA had requested him to stay, so as many other persons like AJAY SAIGAL (since he is defining his wife this ZERO aka SUNA) “abhi Deepak Samal nhai ja raha yahan se “. This is what, I m comparing Aishwarya Rai aka ZERO aka SUNA to my own daughter from feb2010 to may2010. The formula is like this.  And  Lilly Samal showing to me , TAILOR sort of thing during my BBSR visit on july2014.   

Final Breakpoint at 99acres.com : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHAREA KARENE WALA HUN via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. As I will go deeper inside the Robert Vadra’s world thing will look that much murkier. Its something like, Rajiv Khandelwal’s SACH KA SAMNA, the nearer u go, questions will be that much difficult to answer and much more murkier things will come across. As I don’t know everything about GANDHIji, which Robert Vadra and TAKLA knows. With passing of time, I m going much deeper inside the GANDHIji’s murkier world aka Sridhar Sir’s dealing in HCL, “kyunki maine GANDHIji ke bare maine bahut kuch padha hain, lekin sab kuch nhai padha hain “. Aur Robert Vadra and TAKLA, who had read everything about GANDHIji, were talking to me in my language, what are the missing portions I had left from dec2008 to nov2009 mails. so lets continue with where we left last weeks blog , Ranbir Kapoor aka Hardeep Singh Bebi aka Kiran Bebi associate of ANNA and Arvind Kejriwal in real life , who come together for the LOKPAL movement , later parted away . But, Kiran Bedi is stayed with ANNA HAZARE, so who is ANNA out here its SuryaNarayan pathy’s RAKHITA, so Aishwarya Rai is with ANNA aka SuryaNarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA. Only ARVIND KEJRIWAL parted away from them.  What Hardeep Singh Bedi’s reaction after the launch encounter with Sunil “usko kis ne adhikar diya hain, jo kisi ka bhi kahin par mazak bana raha hain. Maine uske samne kabhi  sar nhai jhukaunga“. This is what Aishwarya rai’s reaction towards me, I don’t have any problem with that. Sunil is doing launch at the CLUB alongside the same guy about whom Ranbir Kapoor aka Aishwarya Rai posted complaint. But where is the CLUB?, where this launch is going on ?. It will come from the AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI of Ranbir Kapoor movie. What is everybody’s reaction towards my success, it will come from same CYCLE reference, HUMARI POLITICAL DISCUSSION KUCH LAMBA CHALNE WALA HAIN. We had similar discussion related to technology few days during dinner on Thursday. Now coming to this CYCLE reference of Aishwarya Rai aka Mahi Gill aka PARO aka Prakash Rao aka BANK PO, so real bank manager is Aishwarya Rao via PARO, BINAYAK(who met with me at KESHAV jewelers )  and UMESH bank PO guys from SBI and SBI MYSORE . it comes from CIGERATE reference of GANGA aka MAHIMA from PARDESH movie , what Rahul said , after Rajiv gone with brakeless cycle “ yeh dekho jo MERCEDES chala rahe the , tumhare liye CYCLE chala rahe hain “ . It’s the first seen of AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI, where Ranbir Kapoor coming with a brakeless cycle and hit the thief who is looting the bank over there and both of them go inside the pond(its same POND where MANDALWALI is going on with DOST KHAN, where he said “ YEH HAATH KISI HINDUSTANI KE SAMNE NHAI JHUKENE WALA , waise 16december2014 coming nearer). How Ranbir Kapoor come out of the pond, having a MENDAK on his head and on the shoulders of the thief. I m now being tied to the neck and hand in similar fashion of that MENDAK reference of POND in AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI . MENDAK means, MAKE according to TAKLA and Robert Vadra , Nardendra Modi’s MAKE IN INDIA campaign starts from red fort in aug2014 during our independence day. This is how I m become KUAN KA MEDAK , who only knows few things about GANDHIji aka Sridhar Sir and others at HCL , and didn’t know entire story about GANDHIJI , which Robert Vadra and TAKLA will tell me once I will come out of KUAN aka POND . What everybody over there felt, “Ranbir Kapoor had done some heroic stuff over there and caught the thief out there”. Everybody started praising out there Ranbir Kapoor and taken to their shoulders. But, Ranbir Kapoor said to everybody “ ek minute , sab log chup ho jayie , abe GANJA PARDESI(PARDESH movie of GANGA ) aaj tune phir se mughe bina brake ka cycle de diya . Yeh toh acha hua, maine isse bhala manus se takra gaya aur bacha gaya “. TAKLA started talking about BRAKE LESS bike in GHAT areas of PHULBANI, for ISHQ movie its pointed towards this BRAKELESS incident .What everybody did over there “ yeh lo suno , issne bina brake ke cycle ke bajah se chor se takra gaya , humne socha yeh apni bahaduri dikha kar chor ko pakda hain “ and everybody throws him down over there . Ranbir Kapoor the president of HAPPY CLUB in the movie is me , everybody thought I m done some heroic stuff over there in HCL , for which everybody praising me , but in actuality I become hero due to the BRAKELESS CYCLE . Here the BRAKELESS CYCLE is Subha Sathpathy. But, where this ends, it ends with the guy who used to come in front of me, after I left HCL in AUG2008, who come for MANDAWALI for the cycle of my sister and the women over there slapped me , neighbor of RAJENDRA SARANGI . Who is Rajendera Sarangi out here, its BASTRAD Sarangi from our college. So , everybody felt after my mailing from DEC2008 to NOV2009 , whatever the stardom or recognition, I got its due to the efforts of Subha Sathpathy aur isse par mera koi involvement nhai hain , which they all knows . Since, people at the top like HCL CEO and others didn’t know, what exactly happened, so for this TAKLA and Robert Vadra wants appointment with HCL president to present, the case of Subha Sathpathy and others before then. What AJAY said related to Gulfam Hussain on their ist meet in SARFORSH movie “ Yeh aapki peheli mehphil thil , CHITPUR (CHIT RANJAN PARK , there were still lots of concepts involved in it , we will discuss about then later) ki maharaj ki mehphil par , aur thumri ki baad aapke walid ne kana , aap isse bache ko suniye mughe bhul jayenge “ . AJAY SAIGAL is listening daily those songs, means he is daily looking into the work of Shravan Dabi and he is very impressed over it. Niraj aka Niraj Vora aka CHAKCO with MURALI wants to disassociate from this KIRAN SHOP owner of AKELE HUM AKELE TUM , via which its proved as Shravan Dabi as good singer , he wants to associate with LAUNCH CONGRATULATIONs, so as AJAY SAIGAL . Reason why, although ASHUTOSH started the dinner at Shravna hotel, it’s all out CONGRATULATION of LAUNCH, not DOG SINGER of dinner . Lekin within 6 months kaise sab kuch change ho gaya , AJAY SAIGAL becomes WAITER GL , Shravan Dabi becomes GOLD MEDALIST mother (this CURD rice were diverted towards Shravan Dabi as singer at CHITPUR maharaj, this way he is associated EVE aka Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA’s mother, derived from MERE PASS MAA HAIN , MAA BHI MAAL THI BETI BHI MAAL HAIN. Now everybody saying “MERE PAAS MAA HAIN “ , pointed towards Shravan Dabi), TAKLA becomes BUS CONDUCTOR , I don’t know what Robert Vadra becoms , since there were 3 Robert Vadra’s out here Saroj Mishra +Sujit+ Ankan. This is how SONG sort of thing get arranged by TAKLA and Robert Vadra, even BASTRAD Lokesh Singh also involved over there. Here DOG SINGER is me, and real singers were Subha Sathpathy, even Shravan Dabi who got the chance as BATCHA YADAV.Reason why LOCK on DOG SINGER getting released at SHRAVANA hotel during LAUNCH time . Its same funda , I m getting tied at NECK and HAND, if I will try to move from here I will feel the suffocations of MANAV. Many a days if there is no LAUNCH or BREAKFAST(BRAKE of CYCLE and FAST LINK) at our PG , I m immediately goes to SHRAVANA hotel , if I will stay over here , I will FEEL the suffocation of MANAV tied to NECK and HAND . This is what, BASTRAD SUNIL showing in TCS, BREAK point in DEBUG mode of HIMANSHU’s program. “But when I said Samething happened related Swati Singla and Niraj in TCS”, that BASTRAD Sunil did not understood “suggested lets shift Swati single to BASTRAD Sunil’s team after BACKPAIN incident “. I m in fact said this thing, while writing in END OF DAY mails, related to Niraj “ Neeraj u needn’t feel guilty or disheartened ,  if u compare ur action to BASTRAD SUNIL . Asking him what’s changed between NEHA’s TUKKA to NEHA’s MUNNI to come alongside BASTRAD AJAY SAIGAL in evening hours“. There is another aspect to it, comes from the ESPN commentator of CHAK DE INDIA, who used to broadcast the show over there. Here enters the real CHICKEN CURRY, of SUDHA uncle of invitation fame during my brother’s marriage. When ESPN got launched in india, its PAID channel, so its not available everywhere most in KABI SUYRA NAGAR, where my uncle used to stay. During that time there is a INDIA PAKISTAN seris going on, its 3 mathch series, its 1-1 series. For the final match my uncle and many of his friends come to berhampur stayed in hotel to watch the india Pakistan series . But what happened in FINAL match(FINAL FINALLY FINALIZE , LF FASTLINK of LARA TRAINER) , during Pakistan batting , IJAZ AHMED(PURI –AHMEDBAD express, EID celebration of muslims , NEHA’s EID while having SEMIYA , Nitish Agarwal’s SHASTRI PARK) comes and starts hitting SIXES one after another. I had mentioned about this india Pakistan series, while writing about AFTK ERROR IN RXCLAIM, when the BACKPAIN ist erupted for Swati Singla. Schedule of indian cricket team is so tight and decided well in advance, u cant fit another india Pakistan series over there, in such a short period of time. In the words of my college friends SAI SUDHA DAS who asked me about what’s going in boys hostel about her, I come and ask SARADA and told here nothing like that as she thought .There is SARADA CHIT(CHITPUR MAHARAJ SINGER aka Sharavan Dabi, while I m DOG SINGER according to AJAY SAIGAL and others) fund scam in MAMATA BANERJEE’s west Bengal. Sai Sudha Das(her college time lover is DEVI) is the ist among the girls from our college, who contacted with me during ORKUT phase of OCT2009, when I m at BANGALORE last time. This time she is not responding any of my facebook requests , while at ORKUT its she herself who had send across invitation , just to convey “ I m getting fame just like the commentator of ESPN , while real work were done by Subha Sathpathy and others at HCL “. What Emran Hashmi said in JANNAT movie to Pakistan captain” cricketer ki life randi ki tarah hoti hain, retire ke baad , koi HASS HAS kar paisa kama raha hain , toh koi bol bol kar paise kama raha hain “ . Similarly maine bhi yahan par bol bol kar paise kama raha hun, real work were done by Subha Sathpathy and others out there in HCL. I want to ask TAKLA and Robert Vadra now “ yahan TCS par bhi kuch asia hua na , sab kuch toh Shravan Dabi aur Monica ne kia , maine toh sirf bola ki yeh log aisa galat kar rahe hain . similar were Niraj’s case . Toh abhi kyun Shravan Dabi ke liye MANDAWALI nahi kar rahe hain, for simple reason of BACKPAIN ?”. Can anybody over here answer this thing . I knows, sab log GUNGA ban kar baithe hain, apni achi pan dikhane ke liye, on my slightest mistake, which they wont get. Let me answer this thing “actually TAKLA and Robert Vadra had not seen, how Subha Sathpathy and others had hit those SIXes aka CHAKKA’s in HCL, they only heard about those thing from my mails or from Subha Sathpathy himself. They got real life experience, when Shravan Dabi again hit those sixes at TCS and prove everybody as permanent GUNGA“. This thing also I had mentioned, related to Raman’s departure,” if anybody enters the scene out here after the departure of Raman how much he will understand , exactly what happened in TCS , something similar way everybody at HCL enters the scene after the departure of Ram Sir and Srini Sir , how much they will understand exactly what happened over there”. Everybody like TAKLA and Robert Vadra who doesn’t understand basics of functioning of IT industry, if entered TCS after the Raman’s departure, they would have thought “ Shravan Dabi is being unnecessarily targeted for just showing BACKPAIN , that’s also having good intention and cause in mind . He is unnecessarily punished, if HCL concepts were put across”. Now consider this thing , here in TCS only one guy hitting sixes out here , but at HCL how many guys hitting SIXES alongside Subha Sathpathy, that everybody knows , I didn’t require to write about that . So the complexity of the task I had performed at HCL, just multiply it with the number guys hitting SIXes simultaneously, for whom MANDAWALI is going on. This is why, I m not impressed with the TCS leadership, the way I m impressed with HCL leadership. Here in TCS, they can’t contain the SIXes of one guy its Shravan Dabi, and they want SIT probe against HCL managers where there were multiple guys hitting SIXes over there.                      

Reference Variable MAAZA : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHERA KARNEWALA HUN, VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. I wont be taking any cold drinks anywhere for next week , as I got severe cold attack for past few days , since I had not mentioned in my BLOGs so keep on taking them . It had nothing to do with today’s launch , I had pre-decided it much before , due to the chilledness of the cold drinks and on certain days I m taking more than2-3 bottles , its effect now showing on me , I m on medicines for past few days . Just to expose the CHUTIYAPANTI of everybody I m keep on continuing with MAAZA everywhere. Now there should not be any confusion on why, I m not taking any cold drinks out here, for the entire week. Now coming to the exam sort of thing on logical coding classes on next Saturday . I m not giving the exams next saturday, so I will skip the logical coding class next week , I m not going to loose much , if I will miss a single logical coding class . I cant do the same thing , on which I m accusing others , once thing got initialized it wont be changed in Robert Vadra’s world . I had initialized, “skipping exam sort of things, as my answer to staring of CHARACTERLESS RANDI is around here “. I don’t want this staring sort of thing again comes across, which had been stopped after I m slammed her. Still there is a girl, who is continuing in very limited fashion during the classes, as I had changed my sitting position, it’s not a problem for me. I don’t want to loose this comfortable position out here .The problem here is nobody is in favor of friendship or talking  any useful things with me out here , everybody wants to trap me out here and humiliate me on a single mistake of mine . Last week, gone in similar way. Once, I said how the initialization is proper for the LARA girl, how many girls comes for CHUTIYAPANTI for me in last one week at the SHARAVAN hotel and PANKAJ hotel. Sometimes It’s getting too much. This thing is not in my hands, what others will do. What I will do that’s in my hands. This thing will keep on continued over here, that I know as Robert Vadra and TAKLA were desperate to trap me out here. On this latest addition were TCS people and BASTRAD Lokesh Singh, who had tied my neck and hand from behind.  But, let me assure all those, “u guys can’t do any harm to me, I will ensure u guys become permanent GUNGA’s out here”. So that tomorrow nobody do any SAMJHADARI out here , the way BASTARD Ajay Saigal is doing out here . Lets this BASTRAD Ajay Saigal keep on doing all these sort of CHUTIYAPANTI out here, he wont succeed on his plans. Life had become bit easy for me out here, after the initialization of MAAZA. The initialization is very  proper , there were no POHA for breakfast on Tuesday , at Shravan hotel its HRUSHI lookalike sitting at DOG SINGER position with HELMET and LADY CONDUCTOR comes across for packaging sort of thing , during launch hour this MAAZA sort of thing got initialized . Its during TCS days, HRUSHIKESH of CITI FINANCIAL comes across for SYNON sort of thing (he never worked on SYNON), on that day PANKAJ KAPUR aka HIMMAT MEHANDI comes across and BASTRAD HRUSI alongside BASTRAD Bhaskar Padhy shown me the VOLLEYBALL match at medical college during my leave of 29apr2011 to 10may2011, when this OIL OVERFLOW/WELCOME TO HELL KISSA happened. So there is nothing wrong in the initialization. When during dinner times, Rohit sat on the SPRITE seat and ASHUTOSH on the other hand, I understood now TAKLA and Robert Vadra is getting readying for another round of CHUTIYAPANTI out here. If I will go for that Sanjay Padhy and Pradosh Gantyat seat everybody will come and sit at the ROHIT’s seat in front of me, it had been overrided in Lara trainer’s word. Reason why, I m decided against going to that seat. But for me silver lining is, MAAZA had been initialized during this time, which had made my life simpler instead of going to difficulty situations. This point LARA trainer will understand better, as he is teaching OBEJCT CLONE overriding for last few weeks, I hope he will make others understand this thing better way then me. As MAAZA initialization is proper, I had created one instance of the MAAZA and OVERRIDED it according to my way and moved anywhere I wanted. Without MAAZA I can go one place , its SanjayPadhy and Pradosh Gantyat , which had been cleverly overridden by ROHIT (to signify the SPRITE sort of thing) , but with MAAZA I can move anywhere and sit anywhere , the way its getting initialized . By using the instance of MAAZA, I can even turn the chairs also, so there were plenty of oppturnities for me now, to sit anywhere in any hotel. Now problem for TAKLA and Robert vadra started over here to find a way out to direct the MAAZA reference variable I m created towards NULL, then only this MAAZA menace will go. If anybody didn’t understood the meaning of MAAZA reference variable pointed towards NULL, then consult with LARA trainer. The way u guys overridden this SPRITE with Rohit, something similar way u people had to find a way out to point MAAZA reference to NULL. Else , life is easy for me,  where ever I go , “ I will move with a MAAZA “ and its pointed towards LADY CONDUCTOR’s DOG SINGER sort of thing during morning breakfast time with a HELMET(PESAB KARNEWALA HAIN) . I think this time it won’t be easy to divert the MAAZA reference to NULL, the ROHIT had been overridden over SPRITE. But, I knows Robert Vadra and TAKLA will find a way out, the way they had find a way out for everything. But, in between certainly sometime will pass by. I m very eager to see, how this MAAZA reference is pointed towards NULL . My only problem is, what I will do if there will be no MAAZA’s around here. Now TAKLA and Robert Vadra will start doing the vanishing act for MAAZA sort of thing. Once, I will feel well, I will again go for MAAZA from next week onwards or if I will feel better earlier, again go for the MAAZA during end of next week. During april2011, I talk of Robert Vadra as RADIO it comes in JUNE2014, during july2011 once everything got changed, now in DECEMBER2014 this Chetan Bhagat (aka Bhagat Singh as Shravan Dabi) package opens up. Really, TENDWA SLOWLY SLOWLY BADA ho raha hain . I knows, what all planned from the Chetan Bhagat books. I don’t want to write all those things now, just wants to see how things getting unfolded out here, before writing anything out here. If I will write anything, again another ROHIT will come across to override the things, the way ROHIT had come across for overriding the SPRITE sort of thing. Let’s end this weeks blog with something else. It comes from Aishwarya Rai and his father ACHYUT from cuttack . As everybody were, giving reply to their act directly , then what is the direct response of Aishwarya Rai’s response to that call of ASKA , after our marriage break up , after which TAKLA returned her PHOTO to ACHYUT from cuttack , where they keep on talking of BANGALORE .  It comes from ROCKET SINGH SALESMAN OF THE YEAR movie , here Ranbir Kapoor aka HARDEEP SINGH BEBI(HI ,Honesty and integrity , HALDI reference of my mom towards her , all were same meaning ) is Aishwarya Rai , so PREM CHOPRA his father in the movie is accountant aka  ACHYUT from cuttack . What is her direct penalty stroke on her ASKA reference, it comes from same LAUNCH girl aka Rashmi Pratap, from which its declared as WEAK HEART and WEAK MIND guy towards me. What Ranbir Kapoor did after his ist sales call, he given to himself instead of company fold, he wants to apologize and gone to meet SUNIL, who is having his launch with same guy about whom he had written the complaint (complaint box of NAYAK movie), he allowed to sit with them and continued with his conversation “ aap zero ka value jante hain , india maine discover hua tha . Aaaj isse zero ke bajah hain ,  maine aapne sabse profitable month par baitha hun . Sab ka incentive rok diya gaya aur target double ho gaya . Bade kamal ka cheeze hain zero . Yeh isse tarah ka zero hain (LARA TRAINER keep in talking ZERO as exception error, which need to be handled) “ . After this he asked Ranbir Kapoor why came, he simply refused to tell, “he came to apologize for his mistake”. ROHIT and ASHUTOSH many times talk of GAUHAR KHAN , even SPECIAL NAUKRANI also talk of GAUHAR KHAN and KUSHAL romance during last years big boss . GAUHAR KHAN is receptionist in this movie, who gave the sales to Ranbir Kapoor. Even I m also mentioned about this incident , while writing ENVIORMENT sort thing related to NITIN KAUSHIK , how SALES and IT industry were different , in the SYNON_TCS mail(as per my remembrance , exact fact others can check) and asked Nitin Kaushik and NEHA “ samjhao mughe kaun kia tukka mar raha tha wahan conference call par”. Here D.SANTOSH is the system engineer (this IP ADDRESS sort of thing going on for longtime for this purpose , pointed towards D.SANTOSH as SuryaNarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, D.SANTOSH package we will open some other day ,let LARA Trainer initialize it properly . I wont write for that CHUTIYA who used to sit in right side during my LAB days LARA ) , who is insisting Ranbir Kapoor not to tell Sunil Puri anything about it , Santosh means SuryaNarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA , kitna pyar hain uska meri taraf yeh isse se hi pata chalta hain . Now anybody had any doubts why didn’t I m not desperate for Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA. Let me clarify, I m very happy without her, i m really happy with my wife now. My wife is 1000 times better than SuyraNarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA. This is SuryaNarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA’s response towards this invitation sort of thing , she become D.SANTOSH now(After ARUN GAWALI , KUNIKA , MANAS SAMAL’s GIFT of DIL+DO etc , other packages associated with her we will open in upcoming BLOGS, in LARA trainers word , there were still lots of concepts embedded in her , as its 14 years of BASWAS for RAMACHANDRA by DUSRATH) , for  that IP address sort of thing and  associating with Aishwarya Rai.D.SANTOSH is the same guy , with whom Ritesh Deshmukh is talking about “ bade bade logon se pehchan rakhna padta hain “ during that DIBBA NUMBER 46 episode of SUBHA SATHPATHY .Its Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA saying “ SUBHA SATHPATHY is doing MAZAK , he had not killed Randip Singh’a brother , which I had proved in front of HCL CEO of other . Subha is somebody like RAGHU while I m like CHOUDHARY” This is what Aishwarya Rai’s response towards her ASKA sort of thing. But what is ACHYUT from cuttack’s response towards saying no for her daughter’s marriage to me. It will come from NAYAK movie, here TOPI aka VIMALA’s husband aka APU KHOTE is me. Here BABU BISLERI aka TAXI WALA of AAMDANI ATTHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA is ACHYUT from cuttack. What’s going on the QTV studios between BABU BISLERI and TOPI over there, while client is visiting the QTV(lots of client visit scheduled in TCS , even the before the I m suppose leave on 29apr2014 , client visit over there in TCS . While I m going for taking my relieving certificate from TCS from ANIL , CLIENT from TATA TELESYSTEMS comes there , one of them BASTRAD KANHU lookalike), same thing going on in HCL during my marriage proposal with ACHYUT from cuttack’s daughter aka Aishwarya Rai . What BABU BISLERI is saying to TOPI “ tu kab meri beti se shaadi kar raha hain “ , on this TOPI said “ maine nhai kar raha shaadi teri beti se “ , during that time client visits and BABU BISLER touches the sensitive part of TOPI and he said” KYUN BE CHAKE “ to the client . Same thing happened while TOPI is in call with his boss, BABU BISLERI again touches his sensitive part for not saying yes to marry his daughter and he again said “ KYUN BE CHAKE “ to his BOSS , boss fired him . This is what , ACHYUT from cuttack’s response to “ I m being compared to a TURBANED SARDAR at HCL and my appraisal downgrade to below exception for customer handling after declining of marriage proposal by ACHYUT of cuttack” . Everybody agreeing upon this .