Ankan's "JAVA all about DUBUGGING" : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEREA KARNEWALA HUN, via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER AND GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. Let’s start this week’s blog with the DEBUG guy, who had asked me to send across the personal mail, I didn’t checked his reply, I will check on next Friday before going to attend next week’s class.  I m deliberately left out the portion of Archana Senapati’s personal mail for  me related to onsite, “just to check how things were moving out here” . Here enters ANKAN aka CHITRASEN’s mentioning of “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING “, during the JDBC programming of mine. Today’s mail is all about this SPRITE sort of thing, aka “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING” means, how POLYMORPHISM done for this statement of “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING.  Why, I m against this SPRITE of ANKAN aka Chitrasen from day one itself, when he come for invitation to initialize it. Here in bangalore also, I m become hypocritical, when Rohit goes on to override SPRITE aka by sitting on the SPRITE seat, I m created a instance of MAAZA and move anywhere to counter that. What is that SPRITE sort of thing which is so important . Before that, lets talk of some technical thing , its related to EMOTIONAL DONKEY , many times DONKEYS were shown to me over here , its pointed towards AAMIR KHAN’s statements at PVR, SAKET to Kareen Kapoor “ yeh dekho tumhara GADHA “, by pointing towards me . When Kareen Kapoor asked “ kia problem hain tumhe dad se” . Aamir’s reply “ tumhare dab koi college nhai chala rahe hain , who ek factory chala rahe hain , jahan par har saal bahut sare GADHE manufacture ho rahe hain, yeh  dekho tumhara GADHA ” .”kia hain har bar logon ko demo (DEMO program of LARA trainer, in design pattern) padta hain , nayi ghadi liya hain . tum DR ho , usko tumhe koi pyar nhai hain , uski image ke liye acha hain etc “ Aamir called Suhas “Yeh suhas uski , ghadi gum ho gayi hain , usko dhund rahi hain “ . I m being  tracked via this WATCH of DONKEY, SAMJHADAR logon ne yesi SAMJHADARI dikhiyi hain. During the DUBUGGING of MISYS project consumer banking, it’s Prabhat Menon aka UDAY who had talked about WATCH sort of thing during DEBUGGING, “so that we will got to know, where value for that variable got changed”. This is what , BASTRAD Sunil showing me , DEBUGGING screen to me at HIMANSHU’s seat , now WATCH had been fitted on u ,so where ever go and what ever u think , we will able to track . But , BASTRAD Sunil didn’t able to understand even though I m talking of BASTRAD Sunil repeated times in CVS project , he didn’t moved until, I m talk about Neha’s MUNNI , which I m mentioned related to Niraj what’s changed between Neha’s TUKKA to Neha’s MUNNI . BASTRAD Sunil supposes to know everything by that time, since he had fitted DEBUGGING WATCH on me. Unfortunately, he didn’t know anything until I put in my mails subsequent to Raman’s departure. Then enters, ANKAN to put the WATCH on me, now SAMJHADAR people start thinking , “now we will understand , where the VALUE got changed “ . When ever my wife at ANKAN’s house or she is mentioning about then means” now WATCH will start working , and variable value will start changing” . Today also, my wife is with ANKAN, she (in fact everybody) is expecting VARIABLE value will change. To this, long list of WATCH is another addition, ARJUN the LARA trainer on DEBUGGING and LOGICAL coding . He had put across the WATCH on me, then “let he tell everybody where variable value will change, it will be unfair on my part if I will say anything, I don’t doubt his ability, I m sure he will able to tell everybody, what I knows or not “. About me, I had fixed formula on this “ baat itna karo, till the time , u will able to manage the situation “ .I will reveal at that point of time , when I will feel comfortable of handling the situation after revealing that . Till that time, there were WATCHes put across on me, to track what I knows and what I don’t know, let those persons tell from their experience. What I said related to Komal Arora “u guys didn’t able to know, what I m doing, until I m put across on my mails, kuch toh quality hain mere paas, give that much of respect to me, I m not asking for more“. What ever going on related to quality sort of thing currently were this, whether I m behaving as breakfast guy or not/ I m BHENDI guy , jisko thoda BHENDI or GODI sungha dene par utha jayega / CHANTI guy , jiske uper thoda CHATNI dal dene par sab kuch bak dega / WATCH laga do , waise bhi variable ka position pata chal jayega/cow giving milk , with a few girls talking to me , I will be overwhelmed and tell everything, once they talked with me , they vanished from the scene , mostly talking about the girls whose initialization I talked as proper , the LARA girl and TECH MAHINDRA girl. Latest addition to them is, what I m said related conference call of WELCOME TO HELL “ let there be another conference call for Swati Singla ..” ,just create another situation like this , toh who sab kuch bak dega , which is going over here , there were a guy distributing PAMPLETs of HELL outside the MCDONALD yesterday . Let all those persons and latest WATCH guy ARJUN talk about this “ whether VARIABLE position had changed or not , if at all changed how far I knows anything  “ . Before moving to anything else, let’s talk about this ARJUN sort to of thing. We are talking about, MANDWALI happening in a POND for last few weeks BLOG, from DOST KHAN showing blood stained hands to DND flyover to last weeks Ranbir Kapoor’s BENGA on his head in a POND. Where is this POND, its at BHANDARIPOKHARI, where Arun Das had taken to me, there I had meet “HUM YEH BOMB KA KHEL TAB SE KHEL RAHE HAIN, JAB SE TUMHARE BAAP DADA ANKHON MAINE SURMA LAGTE THE”. Where Rath Das aka DUSHRATH aka TAKLA alongside ARJUN SETHI suppose to give speech for school annual function. Here enters real life, BUDBUDA village, where school annual function is going on , “ JAHAN PAR HUMARA(all HCL managers ka) MAULIK MARGDARSHAN KIA JAYEGA “ by TAKLA and Robert Vadra . As Arun Das had taken me to over there, who is Arun Das over here, its Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA, she had her task cutout to take me and all the HCL managers over there at BHANDARIPOKRAI where everybody is waiting for MANDAWALI. Now latest entrant is ARJUN, is suppose to take me to MANDAWALI area, by putting a WATCH on me. I don’t doubt abilities of this ARJUN, “as had put across a WATCH on me, let he tell everybody where the variable value got changed and tell everybody exact time, when I will reach at MANDWALI area”. MANAGEMENTFACTORY of LARA TRAINER , somebody had said this thing “ if anybody WATCH wipro , during SHAM times or evening hours , its something like factory work got over “ and Deepak Bajpai’s ist comments , which I put across as best compliments on 26feb2012 mail “ TCS managers thinking were something like factory managers “ .After clarifying this WATCH concept , lets come to “JAVA is all about DEBUGGING” statement of Chitrasen  , if everybody tracking my statement of “KUCH TOH QUALITY hain mere paas …” as DEGUGGING of JAVA in BACKPAIN phase , then what is that on EYE TEST PHASE ,for which TAKLA and Robert Vadra going to do MAULIK  MARGDARSHAN of me and HCL managers . Before going to JAVA is about DEBUGGING , I want share a small story with everybody about the mindset of JAVA developer (on the basis of what I learned as JAVA developer or my interaction with JAVA guys) , so that everybody’s understanding will be clear . How a JAVA developer only things in terms of POLYMORPHISM, by OVERRIDING anything, the way things were planned over here. Let’s describe this thing via, ZERO girl rocket singh , earlier  during may2012 , when I m said to Aneesh “ it doesn’t require ROCKET SCIENCE to understand how two people’s KUNDALI matches related to ZERO , nobody understood , I hope this time everybody will understood this point related to ZERO” . The story goes like this , one day a lay man comes and said to a JAVA developer like ZERO ,do u know “ few people had gone to MOON via rocket “ . On this JAVA developer ZERO said “ what’s the new thing ur saying” and ZERO laughed at him and continued by saying ,” I thought  u will say some serious stuffs out here , but ur saying few people sit on a rocket and goes to moon , what a bluff , kia hain na aajkal sabko DEMO dena padta hain “ . ZERO JAVA developer start giving DEMO to the person, who talk of now people had reached at MOON via ROCKET. ZERO JAVA developer said perfectly via POLYMORPHISM “ I m going from PODANGI to TANHARA via BELGADI , I m going from BERHAMPUR to ASKA via bus , I going from BERHAMPUR to BBSR via train ,I going from BBSR to DELHI via flights ,similarly I m going from earth to moon via rocket . It’s a very simple concept of POLYMORPHISM “. He developed two methods names as VECHILE and DESTINATION put across few Boolean expressions over there and got output as TRUE in every case. This is how everybody had dissects everything I m said in my blogs from DEC2008 to NOV2009. While I m talking in simple words , what’s happened in HCL , like now people had gone from earth to moon via rocket , JAVA developers start doing POLYMORPHISM on this by overriding everything on it . Let’s discuss some of those in this BLOG, starting with SUBFILE work with Ashish’s team, its design of front end screen program via very complicated logic. So what all JAVA developer start talking  “ if I got so much importance(goes on to become Revolutionary role) by designing and coding a single subfile program for a front end screen in AS400 , then how much importance they  should got , since its their daily job of designing these sort of complicated front end screen . So all the JAVA developer were making MAAZA or laughing at this statement. Now coming to this GHODA sort of thing I m mentioned, “how due to having few girls in my life, I m not able to move ahead, calling my MOM”. Now here comes response from the girls “ if this is ur case , how u would have survived as girl ,we girls were receiving proposals 2-3 daily , leading from the front is my sister , who had opened up how many proposals she received in her life till her marriage “ . All the girls were making MAAZA or laughing at this statement of mine. Now coming to presentation of “WORLD’s POLICEMAN: USA”, from which IRAQ shoe thrower comes across. On this BASTRAD Sarangi and my brother sort of people amused “what we r doing as teacher, its something like PRESENTATION “. They were making MAAZA or laughing at me. Something similar were interview sort of thing , which persons like BASTRAD Sarangi were doing as VIVA for 50-60 people daily , on this they were doing MAAZA or laughing at me . Now coming to going up in VALUE CHAIN,  sort of thing related to Nandan Nilekani’s handling of UID project . TAKLA and all PWD wala’s saying “ these IT professionals like Sridhar Sir and others had not grown up their kids , with the passing of time , their necessities got changed , this is what my MOM said to SARALA didi’s daughter during a marriage function , by saying , with the kids growing up , we as parents got more concerned “ . On this TAKLA and PWDwala’s who had grown up kids were doing MAAZA and laughing at me. Now coming to my PARTNERSHIP sort of thing, if I will say yes, top leadership will say no vice versa. On this entire government employee were saying its their daily routine job. If u will enter any government office, u will find same thing, one person showing other, the example were KHADAK SINGH aka OM PURI in GOLMAL or SUNNY DEOL in GHATAK or ARUNA IRANI in HINDUSTANI movie. This is why, every govt employee were doing MAAZA or laughing at me. Now coming to, I m not disclosing about my disheartening towards Murali Sir till reality check and tracking of mails in HCL till nov2009, this Hilal Koshtani. On this persons like Abhi/Ganga (with whom TAKLA were associating) were talking “it’s a daily routine for us people“. It comes from my school friend Vishnu, who had gone to stay at the house of INDIA TODAY distributor, he once encountered with a gangster in Mumbai, who offered him “will u take SUPARI for murder “. After u committed the crime, it’s the same person who will inform police about him and instruct him to beat him, to know his loyalty towards him. This is what daily routine for Abhi/Ganga, reason why they were making MAAZA or laugh at me. What I said related to Subha Sathpathy, “how somebody had no respect towards humanity, for their conduct at Randip Singh’s funeral”. On this Doctors like Rajesh padhy and Bhaskar Padhy were surprised, this is their daily routine, they used to see dead people daily and making fun also. If after seeing dead bodies daily and keep on stopping any fun, their life becomes hell. This is why, they were making MAAZA or laughing at me. Here enter Rajesh Padhy’s assertion “while they were treating cancer patients daily like ZAHEER aka Subha Sathpathy, here comes one guy who is making lots of noise on KANTA GALE MAINE LAGNE KE KARAN “. Rajesh Padhy and all other doctors were making MAAZA and laughing at me. Now coming to my earthquack concept, how work is getting done over there, by taking action against one people. This comes from Vijay the bus conductor, he used to spread few notes, and shows all his money got vanished. This is how Vijay and all bus conductors were doing MAAZA and laughing at me. These are some of the instants of MAAZA or laughing at me, by various sections of people, if I will keep on writing like this, it wont got over in single BLOG .its better give a sense of what MAAZA represented in real sense. All these instances were proving point for , Prabhat aka UDAY’s statement “ YASHPAL tumahari MAAZA le raha hain , by saying Rama ko koi JOB dila do “ . This is the conclusion of everybody. This is what all about JAVA is all about DEBUGGING for everybody ,what BASTRAD Sunil is showing to me . My response to all these, I m explained by ZERO’s rocket example in this BLOG. I want to sincerely advise my JAVA colleagues out here “life is not all about POLYMORPHISM, u can prove anything by overriding it, its much more than that “. I hope not to become a JAVA developer like this, in near future. Not to treat human beings as MACHINEs and brought out everything out of him by putting WATCH of Prabhat Menon.