Friday, 6 February 2015

Rahul ke bare maine kia bolo maine : Sukar karo aaj ROTI naram hain

Lets discuss about the ROTI kissa today. From where it’s originates as it become SUKHA ROTI in a gujurati household of CHUPKE CHUPKE movie. Where RAJPAL YADAV said “pichle do ghante se kapada dho raha hun, sabun se ghiste hua, aur kia HASTH PRAKHALYN karo (HANDWASH karo)” to Shakti Kapoor the PA override guy. SUKHA means SURPANEHA, sister of RAVANA aka ARVIND Kejriwal. What RamaChandra did, when Surpanekha comes to his house in jungle, he cuts her nose and send away. Something similar way , RamaChandra aka Santoshi will cut the noses of all those HCL managers , who will come for GHAR WAPASI , from SALES FIELD to IT FIELD , before BASTARD Ajay Saigal start the MAULIK MARGDARSHAN of everybody , on the advice of MARY aka ZERO’s father . There is celebration in rural odisha namely, KHUDURUKUNI OSA(means KHUNI aka DEFECT of Batch Yadav), here once SABAT(BASTRAD Kanhu Sabat , brother of BASTARD Ajay Saigal)brothers gone to other countries for BUSINESS(I had said TAKLA as failed businessman), their wives had tortured only siste. Recover from the torture, she started that BRATA and her brother comes early. When SABAT brother returned they CUT (CUT PASTE of mocrosoft word) the noses of all their wives,  who had tortured their sister. Something similar way, TAKLA had planned cutting the noses of all those manager at HCL via RamaChandra aka Santhoshi, once he got the file on which its mentioned, who all are involved in proving him as FAROOQ GAZALI(for that SINGHANI POCHA KAMA ) or SHATRU via SHATRU BINAKSHA MANTRA or against LOVE MARRIAGE via that 2-states books or emotional donkey via B**Bengali , having wish of TAKLA not interfering in my office matters during BANA DEVI etc . There were many more left out. But this ROTI is not that simple thing out here, here enters MATHURA DAS or SUDESH BERRY, few days before my wife is observing SUDESH brata.  It comes from the REFUGGE movie(GUEST), the way ATTA MOHAMMAD(MOHAMMAD ATTA had blew up the WTC in new York on 9/11) aka AVTAR GILL killed his brother Anupam Kher on the repeated talking of GUL MASTAN the ISI agent. I had killed Santoshi something similar fashion on the repeated insistence of HCL leadership . My brother in law is looking for that person, who had instructed me something in similar fashion of the way SUDESH BERRY had instructed. What Ansari’s neighbour’s said after bombs found in his home, while returning home from his clinic in KHAKHEE movie ” tum jaise kuch logon ke bajah se pura biradari ki badnami hoti hain” . This is what my neighbour’s direct penalty stroke or JAWAB towards me. Due to few people like me, entire hometown had been denigrated, the reason why they wanted I must leave for Kolkata or foreign country and settle over there. By respecting their sentiments, when I m suppose to leave for Kolkata and get settled over in a foreign country, why they were creating obstacles now. This thing I can’t understand now. This is another aspect of ROTI SEK na, reason why I didn’t gone for ROTI till now at the Sharavan hotel now. Nobody realized , I knows of PANKAJ hotel as CHUTIYAPANTI hub , when I didn’t created instance of GLASS OF WATER , I just moved ahead as ANONYMOUS inner class , by saying “ abhi jo pehena hain , usko utarna hain “ . I m just created the instance of MAAZA at Shravan hotel, even LADY CONDUTOR repeatedly coming at the Shravan Hotel not at the PANKAJ hotel. At PANKAJ hotel, only once SHILPA lookalike comes and left the scene, afterwards nobody related to her comes over there. Only guys who wants to do CHUTIYPANTI comes across. These all were related to ROTI, “sukar karo aaj ROTI thoda naram hain “, of Shakti Kapoor the PA to Markand Tambere aka Rajpal Yadav aka GULU, via Bharati Acharkar. Now why, TAKLA and Robert Vadra decided to come across via Shahid Kapoor “ mughe apni awaz sunni hain “. What is the TAKLA and Robert Vadra’s version of CHUTIYAPANTI, how they were naming it, this DHOKA of KLPD or LOCK PASSWORD(CHAR KLPD).What is the direct penalty stroke of TAKLA and Robert Vadra to that pharse of Shahid Kapoor’s “ success is not about which way u choose , its about how many ways u left out , its celebration of failure” . It comes from TAKLA as MUKESH TIWARI, in CHINA GATE movie. What JAGIRA (ZARA aka Preity Zinta is non other than TAKLA of VEER ZAARA movie) said to the SARPANCH, when he decided to fight with him “ mughe se ladhne ka himmat toh juta loge , lekin kamina pan kahan se layoge “ . This another aspect of LOCK PASSWORD(CHAR KLPD). This DHOKA sort of thing . Yahan par ASLI KAMINAPAN dikha raha hain LARA TRAINER out here, ASLI CHEEZE milegi na BTM par, so ASLI KAMINA PAN bhi milega yahan par. This is how KAMINA had been seen by TAKLA, reason why thing were planned by GUNGA Shahid Kapoor saying to Rajpal Yadav , who is sleeping tiredly “ ab uth na , mughe meri awaz sunna hain “  He wants to hear some good things about himself . Der se hi sahi , logon ko SUKHA roti ka matlab samjah aa gayi , yahan BALAJI PG par . Here its not BASI ROTI of TRS, its SUKHA roti of GUJU family, jahan par maine NAUKAR hun. As in earlier occasion, there is no sex , only KLPD got as input , something similar way here ASLI KLPD is going inside as input . Only difference in earlier occasion the output is KILL, now the output is LOCK. This LARA trainer is showing asli KAMINA PAN out here. During elections in J&K , many sarpanch were got killed . This is another aspect of EGG omlet related to Ramesh uncle’s sarpanch friend, who is very depressed after sending his son to hostel. He is SARPANCH of the village named GHODAPALNA. Yahan par aur ek GHODA mil gaya, pata nhai aur kitna GHODA milta hain yahan par , while moving ahead . I m become village SARPANCH, who is fighting ZAGIRA aka ZAARA, the virgin girl of DIL SE movie .  Mere DIL par lagna hain har cheeze , that’s only motto out here . As its become remake not sequel, mere dil par toh laga nhai, despite all the plans of beating me or humiliating me, yeh TAKLA aur Robert Vadra ki dil par phir se lag gaya . Reason why, TAKLA and Robert Vadra planned something like this, so that again things will stuck on my weak heart via SPRITE.      

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