Gr8 Interrogation of Laptop : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON GHEREA KARNE WALA HUN VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. TERA KIA HOGA RE TAKLA, tu kuch bhi plan karta hain who maine pakad leta hun, tu kab apne aukad par rehna sikhega re TAKLA. jitne jaldi sikh lega, tere liye utna acha hoga re TAKLA. Lets start this week’s blog , with the most hot topic going on , DUMPING of the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , everybody must be thinking whether its smart move my me ? or its just by luck I m changed my position in time ?  etc. Let’s discuss this thing at ist, before moving to other things happened in last week. The dumping of neighbor shop will be best explained by this laptop theory, which is going on for quite sometime, with my both sister asking some explanation related to it. One is very furious and other is very angry, in between TAKLA trying to slam me why I m not maintaining the LAPTOP for seminar or for preparing presentation (TAKLA trying to divert me towards, Suryanaran Pathy’s rakhita RANDI SANTOSHI SAHU. At some point of time I had compared Suraya narayan pathy’s rakhita to Surabh Tripathy’s via that presentation sort of thing. Lekin, TAKLA bol raha tha, Surya nayaran pathy ka rakhita, KALANK hain, jo mughe pata nhai tha. Uska KALANK khatam ho gaya kia, MONICA CHOPRA backpain ka act karne par. Kamal hain yaar , duniya  mughe fast hone ka ilzam laga rahi hain , lekin yahan par toh TAKLA bahut fast hain , KALANK se SAURABH TRIPATHY tak ka safar kinte jaldi cover kar diya . wah re TAKLA kia kehna tera , isse tarah agar hari koi BACKPAIN par , KALANK se SAURABH TRIPATHY ban jata toh kia baat hain). Well I m not going inside the debate of KALANK and Saurabh Tripathy , this point I want to make it for past weeks , so  I made it . Lets come to this LAPTOP sort of thing, which TAKLA brought few months ago , with lots of pain in his legs , over there people were asked me  “whether ur aware of anything related to LAPTOP or not “ . I m going to answer this question today . It comes from the KANTEE movie of SANJAY DUTT, where he along side AMITABH BACHCHAN and others were planning a bank robbery. While interrogating Sanjay Dutt, related to robbery of truck load of LAPTOPs, Sanjay Dutt said “I don’t know English, ask questions me in hindi“. The chief interrogator keep on asking for the night, where ru last night  on this Sanjay Dutt responded “ maine uski biwi ke saath tha , kal raat ko “. Which the hindi translator cant able to say to his superior. This thing goes on for night and at last Sanjay Dutt is released from police custody. This is exactly what I m doing in the name of PARTNERSHIP according to the TAKLA and others and this is how I m being left out from the tough interrogation of other , while answering the JASWANT SINGH sort thing . Where I m said “I m answering everybody exactly what happened in HCL”. This is why, AJAY SAIGAL becomes the SP AMIT KUMAR who said “ HUMARI CHAI BAHUT KADWI HOTI HAIN “ . Yanki mera sahi tarah se interrogation karne ke liye TCS(Pakistan jail) le kar gaye the , so that my theme of “ maine kal raat ko usko biwi ke saath tha will got exposed “ (this will come from BHEJA FRY movie also , which RAMAN used to talk) . Lekin TCS(Pakistan jail) par mera sahi tarah se interrogation nhai ho paya isilye, TAKLA ne dusari tarah se plan kia hain , just checking me how I m able to survive his interrogation . Reason , TAKLA brought a new laptop , my sister abused me on this , my brother bringing new anti virus for it , and finally my other sister working it or preparing seminar aka presentation on it . I didn’t touch the new laptop, since people over there asked me “ did u know the meaning of laptop “, he is pointing towards , this is TAKLA’s new method of interrogation , which u wont survive “ . This is what TAKLA’s laptop theory, fortunately for me within weeks of buying new laptop, this TAKLA TANDORI CENTER comes across. My ist reaction to that, TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is, fortune always favors the brave, not persons like TAKLA, who never believes in god, who thinks they can create another god . I thought TAKLA yahan par phas gaya hain , usko yeh nhai karna chahiye the , means CHURI nhai dikhana chahiye tha . I thought , TAKLA had no idea , how I will make it big issue , over next few months . So what TAKLA wants to know, via the tough interrogation via new laptop, I also answering via the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Mean’s, I got my “ maine uski biwi ke saath tha raat bhar “ moment . Till the time, TAKLA interrogate me on this,  I will keep on pointing towards , answer lies in  TAKLA TANDORI CENTER . This is why, TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is important for me, for this I m dumped the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. This hue and cry related to JOB, is also pointing towards, answer the tough interrogation of TAKLA. TAKLA playing double standards out here, at one side he is asking tough questions via new LAPTOP and other side he is using all his powers to stop me going over there in TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Lets forget TAKLA , he will keep on doing this sort of double standards all his life , what’s new I m talking ,  Even SPECIAL NAUKRANI also , very furious related to LAPTOP(like who brought the LAPTOP) and JOB (when ru getting JOB , yesterday night we had bitter fight over it) , she also points towards answer the question of interrogation . Now talking of SPECIAL NAUKRANI, what she is doing out here. She comes from the Deepender’s HARRY POTER movie, he invited friends for watching the movie. She is HAHAhaahhhhh HARRY STAMPER aka BRUCE WILLS (TAKLA’s WILLs cigarette, for which he sends me many times). This STAMP PAPER sort of thing, which CHAITANYA had given me many times . I had gone to recharge the mobile of SPECIAL NAUKRANI over there, in front of the STAMP PAPER office many times , still TAKLA wont able to understand . Reason why, I m required to write in my blog. This is classic case of, how TAKLA shown me STAMPPAER, I had responded that by same meaning. While I understood meaning of it , but he cant . (Since according to TAKLA, this is same KALI DAS concept being put out here, as a mean of partnership in HCL. HCL managers saying 1 finger, I m showing 2 finger, which nobody understood) . Then , what is HARRY STAMPER aka SPECIAL NAUKRANI is doing out here ,  DRILLING a emotional hole out here , so that a nuclear bomb can be fit into it , as per the movie of AMARGEEDON . I had said this thing to SPECIAL NAUKRANI many times, I liked to watch the movie. This BRA or playing golf, most importantly SPECIAL NAUKRANI talking of HELIPAD in rooftop for this purpose . Well all the best SPECIAL NAUKRANI, for drilling a emotional hole inside me. Earlier driller, Mr Shravan Dabi wont to drill anything and flopped very miserably , hopefully SPECIAL NAUKRANI will able to do this . Lets talk something very different out here , why I m saying TAKLA still didn’t learnt anything and keep on doing the same mistake out here . The way, Sneha sahu is getting so much importance, while I m keep on saying she not at all important for me. I hope TAKLA will now able to understand this point via the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER . Why I m discussed about Rashmi Pratap with him, did not spoke a single word related to Sneha Sahu. I hope this Sneha Sahu puzzle will be cleared in front of everybody in this blog. Everybody knows, how much destruction TAKLA can cause for me both physically and emotionally, with my slightest of protest against his wrong doings. Something similar were my laxmi nagar days , I m in dire situation , if I will say anything against Shaskank Prasad’s wrong doing , he will finish my career before getting started . I don’t have money power and I don’t have computer skills, I needs those friends desperately. TAKLA wont support me beyond a point, during those days TAKLA didn’t want I should try for JOB, since my brother didn’t have regular job. TAKLA wanted to spend lacs of money on my education, but not eager to spend money on my JOB search. If I failed in delhi, try to leave for banglore or hyderbad, TAKLA will force me to go Mumbai to stay along side my brother , which I don’t want at that stage , over what happened during during my previous Mumbai stay . Something like current situation TAKLA wants to put CHURI on my stomach, with my little error and all other torture via ADAM and EVE. With so much at stack at LAXMI NAGAR for me, I can’t leave those friends at that stage and everything fall apart if I will say anything against Shasank Prasad’s misdeeds. I m also concentrating on starting my career a fresh, not thinking much about anybody . The way, I go to neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER via lock at SOUP somewhere, something similar LOCK Shasank shown me via Sneha Sahu. The way TAKLA is determined for LOCK related to SOUP, something similar way, Shasank is determined for the LOCK related Sneha Sahu (Shasank’s determination related to Sneha Sahu in my life can be judged by this , still today also Sneha Sahu is getting more importance than anybody else . After Sneha Sahu , there were so many girls comes across in my life and I m officially married to a girl , but the mention of Sneha Sahu in my life doesn’t stop , reason I had wrote few mails to Sneha Sahu . I want to ask everybody “who doesn’t write mails , what’s so significant about those mails , that it still lingers around me , after my marriage also ? “ who doesn’t write mails or love letters , i think people write much better love letter than those mails , it’s the determination of Shasank Prasad to put LOCK related Sneha Sahu , that kept her alive in my life still today. Means , I had said related to Sneha Sahu “ mere paas maa hain “ its become huge issue , something similar were I had said related to Sneha Sahu “ ur environment is not something similar to Sneha Sahu , its become huge issue . I will say “its good marketing by Shasank Prasad of those mails I had written to Sneha Sahu, nothing else”. If this is what Shasank Prasad able to do today, then what the damage he would have inflicted on me during those days, it’s a recipe of thought for everybody) . When I realized this thing, I don’t have any way out, I start writing mails to Sneha Sahu, just the way I keep on going neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. But, I knows, I m in sticky wicket WRT Sneha Sahu , since I wrote those mails to her . I had to leave her, at a suitable time, this time come when(jan2006 sequence of mails) Shasank and Tapas Nayak publicly said “she is Sneha’s boy friend “and Sneha remained silent on this and everybody combinedly slammed me . I didn’t mind the slam, since this is the best time, I can leave Sneha Sahu now, I m in strong grounds. Something similar way, I left the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, at the oppturnate time of not reciprocating my good will gesture.  Did I m going to neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER for any love or affection, I m going since I had fear of TAKLA’s inferior designs. But, those who don’t know what TAKLA’s doing, they will think, I m going to neighbor shop and have very healthy relationship. Something similar were writing of mails to Sneha Sahu, on which everybody creating so much of hue and cry , but they didn’t understand my fear towards Shasank Prasad , why at ist i m shown my love towards her . I am at very critical moment of my career, I cant sacrifice my career by confronting Shasank. Something similar I m at critical crossroad of my life now, any one mistake TAKLA will put the CHURI on my stomach. Once I left the Sneha Sahu, the way I left neighbor shop TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, I had sigh of relief. I can approach any other girl, the defence I had across, that Shasank did not able to break. Something similar way out here, TAKLA wont able to break the software product around the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. This is what Rasmi Pratap story, about whom I m discussed with TAKLA, if I choosen her as my life partner, I wont have faced any difficulty in my life. We both would have send across onsite for long period, HCL people just waited I m propose her, that didn't happened. By the time we returned from onsite after 2-3 years, we would have kid, on which TAKLA wont have done anything. Which I refuse via that blank sheet of questioners to Shalini on 2008 valentine day . The decision I m still regretting till today . I m still thinking, why manager asked me, why cant they send both of us onsite, today this situation wont have arisen. This is how I m categorize the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and its neighbor shop , hope everybody understood the importance of Sneha Sahu in my life , nothing more than neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER . If Sneha Sahu had suffered its not because of me, its due to her overdependence on Shasank related to me . Sneha, take all decision herself, but when it comes to me , she didn't move without Shasank’s advice . And Shasank’s intention towards me were not good, he wants to dominate me via Sneha Sahu. The wrong plans, Shasank had towards me, Sneha enjoyed them fully, mean’s suffered them fully. But people made Shasank the kind hearted person , via MICROSOFT , since I said something to Rajeev Prasad , which ended after my Bangalore visit , where I asked directly about relation between Sneha and Tapas Nayak . And everything got clearer. I think this episode got much clearer now via neighbour shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER .

                                                                                  

Salty Flop Show : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week again, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN, VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. There were many things TAKLA tried this week, but all become flop show for him, koi baat nhai TAKLA phir se chutiyapanti karne par improve karne wala hain. I knows, he will try some other tricks in the coming days. Maine toh TAKLA ke chehra par isse tarah ka desperation dekhne ke liye taras gaya tha, the way he is behaving nowadays , as if he staring a big defeat of his life .The type of desperation TAKLA is showing now a days , it only confirms , he had lost the plot completely. It took, six years for TAKLA to show this sort of desperation like this , in front of me , believe me I m enjoying this , although its tough battle for me to survive . Anyway, everybody will understood, why is the need for value addition/ going up in value chain quickly .  The essence of value of addition, via the happening of last week . My strong point or my mantra of success is always been , I quickly move in value chain .Which had been dubbed by TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs  in the song “ TUM TOH THERE PARDESI , SAATH KYA NIBHAO GAYE “ OR VIA comment on  MOBILE “ THODA AUR INTEZAR KIA HOTA TOH , EK ACHI MODEL MILTA “ . Means, if I got new model, I will leave the earlier one. This is why, I m not fit into becoming revolutionary role according to TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs . Well , I m fit into revolutionary role or not , that I cant say(since I had already left that position) , but I  can simply explain my methods of dealing with situation or crisis , and moving ahead in value chain , by the happenings of last week. Due to my moving ahead in value addition , I m able to give TAKLA and his associate SLAVE’s fitting reply.  Let me explain to TAKLA and his associate SLAVE in IT professionals terminology, so that all the samjhadar people out there will understand this thing properly nad plan next chutiyapanti accordingly . When I started going to the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER for soup, I knows I m vulnerable position, at any time TAKLA will attack me, so I had move in value chain when I got a chance. This is exactly what happened last week, TAKLA tried to attack me, via that neighbor shop last week. With many things happening simultaneously around LADIES SANGEET SEQEL day, TAKLA trying to release the LOCK, at neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , on which he had flopped miserably . But , TAKLA didn’t realize that , I had moved ahead in value chain , for me there is no significance of neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , since I had already dumped it few weeks ago . If at all, TAKLA wants to do something, he must start doing at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and associate things. In IT professional terminology, if neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is production support work, then TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is software product for me, whose visibility I want to improve with at every occasion or each passing day. I will like to say TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs to revisit their strategies, related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER events. This is how, things exactly happen in IT industry , everybody targets the production support work , with plan and precision , the way TAKLA tried to attack me last week . But , I had moved ahead , I m no more at the neighbor shop , its not at all important for me , for me what’s important is TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Which is software product for me , its not that easy for TAKLA plan against it. If at all TAKLA will plan anything related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, it will added up to the next week, while I m going for TAKLA TANDORI CENTER .  Before TAKLA TANDORI CENTER comes across, I had randomly moving the shops out here every evening to prove my point. Now every week, during Saturday, I m require to visit few shops to prove my point . I don’t require to visit daily to some shop or other , this is the effect of my software product around the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER . It gave me lots of space and not require to move shop after shop daily like a insane person. Hafte main eek din nikalo, aur TAKLA ke sare sawal ke jawab dedo, by going to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Now explaining the reason of TAKLA’s FLOP SHOW of the week . It will be better explained by , what my friend Amit Katiyar said to me few days back , while commenting in a facebook post “ maine itna dimag nhai lagata hun facebook par ….” Maine kuch kehna chahta tha mere dost se “ bahut kismet wale ho mere dost , jo tumhe facebook par post karne ke liye , dimag nhai lagana hota hain . Yahan toh , ghar par khas ne aur chinke ne ke liye , bahut baar dimag lagana hota hain(kahin kuch galat impression chala na jaye) , facebook posting par dimag na lagana bahut badi baat hain mere liye . Mughe pata nhai TAKLA kia achieve karne wala hain, yeh count karke maine kitne baar and kitne samay par KHAS aur CHINKA(even bath room gaya) . Ek batche ki paida hone par, jis tarah time record karna jaruri hota hain, waise tarah TAKLA sab kuch record karta hain. I don’t think, Arvind Kejriwal, kitni baar khasa aur chinka publicly, uska bhi count nhai hota hoga , jitna TAKLA mere saath kar raha hain . There must be some room to do things , without using ur brain .  Mera problem yeh hain ki , jaise maine use facebook post ke bare maine bol diya , now everybody will start scrutinizing the content of that ”. Well TAKLA , while u monitor my every move like this , and u wait for me to commit some mistakes on which u will cash upon , my question is “ how both the things will go together?”. Means , a person like me , who things many times before , KHAS and CHINKA in home ( itne tak ka rok lagaya hua hain tumne)  , then how I will commit such a big blunder , on which u will cash upon . This is gravity defying for me. Lets, talk some interesting thing related to TAKLA’s this MICRO thesis related KHAS aur CHINKA, what I m talking above . Few days back he deliberately start eating out with me . TAKLA is having launch while I m having my breakfast , there is every chance I will feel emotional towards TAKLA’s action , how TAKLA had given his launch theory as somebody desperate for TIFFIN. But is it true thing , here TAKLA is checking me , whether I will behave as MAHARANI of Britain (as in my book of princess of Diana and TUTU RAJ SAHOO’s MAHARANI ) , the way she didn’t said anything , related to mismatch of masala’s in her curry , so that somebody’s job, don’t come into trouble . TAKLA is testing that thing out there, whether I m asking SALT for the curry or not , whether I m become emotional towards him or not . So that, he will make next ruthless emotional assult on me . But, I m no MAHARANI of Britain, so I m ask for SALT to my MOM, despite TAKLA is out there. This is why, I said in my blog its FLOP SHOW by TAKLA this week, since I understood every move of TAKLA. TAKLA, tu mere jitna smart nhai hain aur itna yaad rakhna tu kabhi kabhi mughe hara nhai sakta. TAKLA tu jitna chutiyapanti karega , mera resolve bhi utna hi badhega tereko harane ke liye . TAKLA, must be making these statements in front of everybody, for getting emotional support of others “ maine toh baap hun , mughe toh yeh karna hi padega “ . I want to tell TAKLA , the way it took lots of time , for everybody to understand its TAKLA , who will fix my marriage , not me . Something similarly, it will take sometime, to understand this thing by everybody , I had distanced TAKLA from my life .  Going to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is a small point inn that direction  .TAKLA tu kisi baat ki gurantee nhai de sakta hain na , lekin isse baat ki tughe jaroor gurantee deta hun , the day will come when everybody will think ur no longer part of my life and on any decision making .  

LADIES SANGEET SEQEL + CHATTI KA DHOODH+KADWA CHAI : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO AUR GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN, via TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. For me time were passing very rapidly and brings me to a Saturday, asking me “how I m going to behave this Saturday? is there anything new to add , to this TAKLA TANDORI CENTER saga? “ etc ,  like this many questions . This week TAKLA personally supervises everything, for all the chutiyapanti that happened, on the front of releasing the locks. Before writing anything ,its my duty to give some advice to TAKLA , who keep on repeating that LOCK will be released by me on various occasions and this week specifically , when he supervisees everything . I want to say TAKLA “U never had the skills of retaining the powers, if u had the skills of retaining the powers, there wont be any ACHYUT from cuttack in my life daringly saying, I will release the LOCK via putting CHURI on my STOMACH .or there wont be a Pradeep Rawat /Lokesh Singh who wont be daringly said, which ever ASHTRA HE HAD FIRED, sometime ago its BRAHMA ASHTRA now its SAP ASHTRA. Now TAKLA apne aukad par reh na sikh. Jab tere haath maine sab kuch tha, from may2008 to aug2009(until MONKEY arrived) , u didn’t realize that thing , now after 6 six years ur realizing this thing , I wont have any power . For that I had give this to ACHYUT of cuttack to release LOCKs and all other things. Why ru showing off in front of me, that u will release the LOCKS. TAKLA, tere haath maine abhi kuch nhai hain , aur tu kuch nhai kar sakta hain . Abhi jo karna hain , ACHYUT of cuttack karega, or there is a LUNGIMAN karega , who is eager to show his loyalty towards me by treating me after the ACHYUT from cuttack put churi on me . Please don’t show off in front me , that u will release the LOCK .” TAKLA tera GHAAON maine isiliye GHEREA KAR RAHA HUN ki , maine nhai chahta kahin par yeh message jai , maine TAKLA ki baat suntan hun . Aur TAKLA ki emotional karne kar, maine apne pet par CHURI LE LUNGA ACHYUT from cuttack. I don’t want, anybody have this misgiving that, I had bit of respect towards TAKLA at all. By the time everything going to end, maine TAKLA ka GHAAON itna GHEHRA KAR DUNGA, via rigorously going to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, there wont be any doubt on anybody’s mind, in this regard. With TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, I m publicly distancing myself from TAKLA, so that there wont be any confusion on anybody’s mind, while putting BRAJA concept, once everything over. Now coming to happenings of last week, Lets start with what happened last Saturday.  When I m near the GIRIJA restaurant, few FOREIGNER’s literally attack me, they were saying “recognize us, we r all TAKLA’s setting. In fact, most of the people ur watching out were TAKLA’s setting, its time only u recognize them”. Now those foreigners would be happy, as I recognize then as TAKLA’s setting. Meeting with SPECIAL NAUKRANIon that day , While in conversation she talks lots of bad things about TAKLA , but while in action her action were totally supportive to TAKLA . SPECIAL NAUKRANI, must realize I m go by action, not by words, this is reason why ACHYUT from cuttack wants to put CHURI on my stomach. How could it be different for her, due to her association with TAKLA, on a Saturday, its spectacular opening for me, at the AJIT designated JUICE CENTER. I wont asked for any better opening for AJIT designated JUICE CENTER, from this week this go on like this. At ist go to the AJIT designated JUICE CENTER for a LASSI, then other things will follow. Let’s follow this trend for AJIT designated JUICE CENTER for some weeks, before getting some better ideas. Now coming to what happened on Thursday, as it seems TAKLA is not satisfied with my recognition of LADIES SANGEET in Swati Singla’s marriage card(i had informed the INVITATION guy MUDULI on the same night itself , by saying there is a new BHAGWAN comes across on our neighbor .BHAGWAN making is  WIP(work in progress), humare neighbor par trail basis par aaye the). He planned this thing again on after 3 years, on 10april2014, by openly showing me ANANTH’s weeding invitation card. TAKLA thought, yeh mere dil par lagne wala hain. Nothing like this happened. TAKLA wants, I must think of Surya narayan pathy’s rakhita RANDI SANTOSHI SAHU through out the week, via many things. Even goes on to say, Chandrasekhar Sahu is owner of berhampur railway station, nobody else were done anything in the upliftment of the berhampur railway station , only he did everything out there . I m excepted , a seasoned politician like Chandrasekhar Sahu , wont have landed his name to TAKLA so openly , he must be knowing from his experience how these sort of things can be rigged . By siding with TAKLA openly , Chandrasekhar Sahu now knows , the mistake he had done , I don’t have much to say on this , his higher authority will be look after him . So what , Chandra Sekhar Sahu trying to do on that day , by standing alongside TAKLA , a replica of KAILA in SHYAM uncle’s village ,when he had gone with somebody to meet the POSTMASTER RAJ . TAKLA might think, I will behave like KALIA. Well i had already informed HARIHAR KALIA in kacebook about it , “ where is LALIT KUMAR aka LALITA PAWAR the NAUKRANI whose nickname is NAMDEV“  . What TAKLA said “extension of VISHAKA and PRASANTI trains were done by Chandrasekhar Sahu“  well done Chandrasekhar Sahu and TAKLA on this regard . There will be many more moments like this awaits for me. Now why I didn’t convinced of Surya Nayaran Pathy’s RAKHITA RANDI SANTOSI SAHU at airport on 10april2014, by recognizing “ agar tum billi ko dudh ki rakhwali karne donge , toh who pi jayegi “WRT gold medalist mother Shravan Dabi  . This version comes after the BACKPAIN incident , then what’s the original version of DHUDH ki rakhwali karna via Tuturaj Sahoo’s comment on MAHARANI .Time had come for this sort of ugly things to happen , so its appropriate time to reveal this thing . It comes from INDIAN movie of SUNNY DEOL, when VEER BAHADUR (this is why DEEPAK called me few days back) goes to meet ACP AZAD to get permission to holding rallies , by proudly saying how he abused a RAPED girl out there in bihar, then AZAD beat him mercilessly and given him new clothes to wear and come out with clean image in front of media , over there he meets JAIRAM . JAIRAM made the comment “ humhe permission nhai dega , hum uski chatty ka doodh yaad dila denge “. This is what is happening with me in the name of PARTNERSHIP at HCL, on what I m said related to RASHMI NAYAK’s comment “ PILA NA KANDILA JAI MAA KHIRA DEBA NHAI “ , its interpreted as CHATTI KA DOODH , as per thinking of TAKLA and his associates like Pradeep Rawat . Now SP guys (suffix and prefix) were giving lots of similar statements related to RAPE, starting with MULAYAM in MORADABD (GAURAV’s land )” boys do commit mistake , u cant give capital punishment “ , this had been extended by AZIM (AZIM PREMJI ) of SP . Now no permission were granted AMIT SHAH and again AZAM of SP for holding rallies in UP. For permission of holding rallies VEER BAHADUR and JAIRAM gone to meet ACP AZAD andf beaten up . Other things, I keep to the SAMJHADARI of everybody. Now coming to another point of evening LADIES SANGEET , well that comes from our own BHAGWAN GANTYAT( i had worked on BPG , with SUCHI at CVS , as per my remembrance . BP ends with G , Bhagwan Gantyat and Pradosh Gantyat)  , I m still now found the original orator of the play Mr Pradosh GANTYAT in facebook , I hope to meet him , in future sometime soon  . It comes from the college annual function day , when I didn’t wear underwear in front of everybody , am I talking right Mr Pradosh Gantyat . This had happened between , me and Pradosh Gantyat , before start of the play Pradosh come to me , I m upset over something , talk about negatively related to Pratap not giving the BREAKFAST to me , something like that as I remembered . I don’t think even, Pratap Mishra would have realized this, what he had said to me over the ID card issue. Yes this ID card, which were shown to me at TCS from day one, its related to that breakfast incident between Pradosh Gantyat and me . Kyun TAKLA sahi bol raha hun na, maine bhi isi tarah teri RAKHEL RANDI SANTOSHI SAHU ki saath behave kia hain lag raha hain, not getting the BREAKFAST packet from Pratap Mishra. If that is the case, why everybody were upset with SAMAR PRATAP aka Shravan Dabi now. If things were as simple as PRATAP MISHRA not giving BREAKFAST then why keep on lengthening things few more years, after every debacle in planning , its in 6^th year now . I knows, all these ugly things, but don’t want to write. But , everybody forcing me to write on this regard . When LADIES SANGEET happened on our neighborhood, I thought its better to write, else TAKLA will keep on showing its CHAI WITH ARVIND sort of thing. This is why, few TAKLA’s were on my SCOOTY over there at DIWANI TIFFIN CENTER , to replicate that PRATAP MISHRA and PRADOSH GANTYAT episode. Anyway TAKLA wants to convey to me AJAY SAIGAL aka GOLD MEDALIST SENAPATI’s dialogue “HUMARI CHAI BAHUT KADBI HOTI HAIN”, for my CHAI WITH ARVIND incident. 

SANKRANTI Special by Ajit : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

Its time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER AND GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA . Last week when I reached at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , some chutiyapanti were planned out there . But this is expected from TAKLA, but I had found very amicable solution to this , so that there wont be any problem out there from this Saturday onwards . TAKLA trying to exploit , “I m not visiting the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , if its neighbor shop is open “, so it deliberately opened on Saturday and on Monday TAKLA TANDORI CENTER remain closed . I found its better dump the neighbor shop , otherwise TAKLA wont exploit it again . My thinking , as everybody is behaving as TAKLA’s SLAVE , how that neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER behave differently , so its better dump a SLAVE of TAKLA , then showing GOODWILL to him . From this week onwards, there wont be any problems out there , when I will reach the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER on Saturday evening . When I got the shop closed on Monday, my mind immediately start working towards when , AJIT asked very politely for SANKRANTI visit for VIZAG and during same SANKRANTI visit of AJIT , its TAKLA who had called for KAMAPALLI for pick up(well done TAKLA , but ur not as smart as mine ). Its planned out like this for this Monday , as AJIT also joined the bandwagon of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , so I m decided to add one more item to this TAKLA TANDORI CENTER from this week onwards . I will have a glass of LASSI/FRUITJUICE at the AJIT designated JUICE CENTER. It will be random centers and selection of LASSI/FRUIT JUICE also will be random, depending on my mood. As I said, anybody trying to do chutyiapanti with TAKLA TANDORI CENTER will be suitable rewarded by me. At the pace TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is moving , I will have my full dinner on Saturday evenings , by the time I will reach my home .  But its important, I cant miss value addition to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. This deception related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER were major happening of last week , once I missed the Monday target , I understood TAKLA will defiantly try to stop me again on Thursday , so its better to complete on Tuesday and thought of dumping a SLAVE of TAKLA . Now coming something else, that happened on last week. Its related to SPECIAL NAUKRANI, the way she asked me about Rashmi pratap. SPECIAL NAUKRANI very confidently asked me this question related to Rashmi Partap , showing me very polite nature , but unable to deceive me . Better luck, next time SPECIAL NAUKRANI, while asking related to somebody elseor even related Rashmi Pratap . SPECIAL NAUKRANI must realize one thing, I m not ready to take CHURI on my stomach at this stage from ACHYUT of cuttack. when I become ready to take CHURI on my stomach from ACHYUT of cuttack , then I will definitely cooperate with her . To cooperate with her on this , she and TAKLA , knows my condition “ the day TAKLA give me , actual identity of SPECIAL NAUKRANI on that day I will think of cooperating with him “ . I m consistent with my line and word, if TAKLA is poor in art of negotiation, then I cant help it out. certainly its not my fault , last time also he missed everything and stopped from taking any further decision , when he didn’t feel the need to dump Subha Sathpathy in front of me , which is my pre requisite condition . Now coming to Rashmi Pratap and other girls with whom I m interacting , its something like now released COCA COLA AD of DEEPIKA PADUKONE , when she goes and ask the guy “ SECTOR 11 kidhar hain “ , he become overjoyed and goes to celebrate this with coca cola , by thinking “ aaj uske sector 11 pucha hain , kal mera sector puchegi , phir mera mobile number puchgi, etc “(while looking at mirror) . My condition of interacting with girls is something like this. Abhi har koi mughe sector 11 kahan hain puch rahe hain, aur sector 11 se SEX tak ka safar bahut lamba hain(rashte maine OTHELLO 2 ka bahut bada stop bhi hain , lets see I can avoid this OTHELLO 2 stop or not). This way, TAKLA planned the OTHELLO 2 out here, there were no SEX out here. COCA COLA’s other AD related to DEEPIKA comes with FARHAN AKHTAR with RICKSHAW competing with BUS, significance everybody must have understood. The basic, underlining point is , girls were not talking about sex at all , the way Deepika is asking for something else . If my mind is filled with sex, then I will definitely commit some mistake, of which TAKLA will take advantage. The way, SPECIAL NAUKRANI asked me about my feeling towards Rashmi Pratap. I knows, if I said something in positive, then everybody would combinedly slammed like nothing. From the talking of SPECIAL NAUKRANI, I got the sense that, there were planning of another TAPAS NAYAK like episode “the way he said me in mails related to Sneha Sahu, we both were in love, in the jan2007 sequence of mails”. Probably related to Rashmi Pratap and Subha Sathpathy(or somebody else ) , this T getting repeated in front of many times . I m not sure, but this might be case , but one thing I m sure of is there were no sex planned out here between me and Rashmi Pratap , before everything getting settled out . If at all anything planned , its OTHELLO 2 via IKRAM birds .  Anyway, I m prepared for any eventuality, before anybody say anything related to Rashmi Pratap, I m clarified in front of SPECIAL NAUKRANI “there were affairs between RASHMI PRATAP and SUBHA SATHPATHI “. The way, SPECIAL NAUKRANI is probing me for past 1 year and 10 months, related to various things, I m very sure she will again ask me , related to Rashmi Pratap . All the best for that, SPECIAL NAUKRANI . I want to say something related to that solution of LOCK being released by CHURI on my stomach by ACHYUT of cuttack . Few days back , I m watching(in fact last week) WALK THE TALK program of Shekhar Gupta with well known pakistani author HUSAIN HAQQANI , over there HUSAIN had made some interesting comments related to hypocrisy in Pakistan . He said “ there is a well known physicist in Pakistan , who is also vice chancellor of a reputed Pakistan university , had written a book , to described social change in pakistan WRT USA . He had written in his book , anybody who is travelling USA from other countries , Americans put a chip in their brain , so that once he returns his home country , he will only say good things about USA and bad things/wrong things related their home country . This thing Americans not only doing with Pakistanis travelling USA, its they doing every traveler from world, mostly from developing countries. This is why, anybody who travels USA, only talked about good things of that country. The author had written , American had planted a CHIP in my brain also ,that’s why I m praising Americans “. The moral of the story HUSAIN HAQQANI said “ this is problem society faces , if everything going to be explained by a single individual , if a physicist going to explain the sociological changes happening in a country , then he will come out with this sort of thesis . He is a good physicist , but not competent enough to explain other things in the society , most related to sociology “ . I m seeing this CHURI on my STOMACH solution by TAKLA and ACHYUT of cuttack , in this same light of HUSAIN HAQQAIN’s CHIP theory of physicist. If persons like TAKLA and ACHYUT of cuttack, were asked by IT professionals to provide solutions on problems facing the IT industry, they will come out with this BHAGWAN via PADMA concept, once it failed they come up with CHURI on my stomach. This sort of solutions were not unique to TAKLA and his associates (mostly retired state government clerks), its universal in nature. There were certain things that come out of this elections so far, lets talk about that. There were lots of controversy related to, Ashok Chavan contesting from NAMDEV , if I m right it comes from NASEEB movie , where PRAN is playing the character of NAMDEV and LALITA PAWAR aka MANTHARA the NAUKRANI in RAMAYAN is MRS GOMES . She is following PRAN , while he is in moving BUS . Another related to MUKHTHAR NAQVI’s objection to ALI(SABIR ALI)’s induction to BJP . It will come from the movie KALIA , as per my thinking , the way KALIA used to say the story of MUKTHAR SINGH to everybody , something similar I m doing out here , in the name of PARTNERSHIP . This is what TAKLA and his associates were thinking. Any way, one of the candidates against Narendra Modi in VARANASI is MUKTHAR ANSARI. Let’s keep this weeks blog over there in MUKTHAR SINGH.