Saturday, 19 April 2014

Salty Flop Show : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

This is the time of the week again, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN, VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. There were many things TAKLA tried this week, but all become flop show for him, koi baat nhai TAKLA phir se chutiyapanti karne par improve karne wala hain. I knows, he will try some other tricks in the coming days. Maine toh TAKLA ke chehra par isse tarah ka desperation dekhne ke liye taras gaya tha, the way he is behaving nowadays , as if he staring a big defeat of his life .The type of desperation TAKLA is showing now a days , it only confirms , he had lost the plot completely. It took, six years for TAKLA to show this sort of desperation like this , in front of me , believe me I m enjoying this , although its tough battle for me to survive . Anyway, everybody will understood, why is the need for value addition/ going up in value chain quickly .  The essence of value of addition, via the happening of last week . My strong point or my mantra of success is always been , I quickly move in value chain .Which had been dubbed by TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs  in the song “ TUM TOH THERE PARDESI , SAATH KYA NIBHAO GAYE “ OR VIA comment on  MOBILE “ THODA AUR INTEZAR KIA HOTA TOH , EK ACHI MODEL MILTA “ . Means, if I got new model, I will leave the earlier one. This is why, I m not fit into becoming revolutionary role according to TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs . Well , I m fit into revolutionary role or not , that I cant say(since I had already left that position) , but I  can simply explain my methods of dealing with situation or crisis , and moving ahead in value chain , by the happenings of last week. Due to my moving ahead in value addition , I m able to give TAKLA and his associate SLAVE’s fitting reply.  Let me explain to TAKLA and his associate SLAVE in IT professionals terminology, so that all the samjhadar people out there will understand this thing properly nad plan next chutiyapanti accordingly . When I started going to the neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER for soup, I knows I m vulnerable position, at any time TAKLA will attack me, so I had move in value chain when I got a chance. This is exactly what happened last week, TAKLA tried to attack me, via that neighbor shop last week. With many things happening simultaneously around LADIES SANGEET SEQEL day, TAKLA trying to release the LOCK, at neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , on which he had flopped miserably . But , TAKLA didn’t realize that , I had moved ahead in value chain , for me there is no significance of neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , since I had already dumped it few weeks ago . If at all, TAKLA wants to do something, he must start doing at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and associate things. In IT professional terminology, if neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is production support work, then TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is software product for me, whose visibility I want to improve with at every occasion or each passing day. I will like to say TAKLA and his associate SLAVEs to revisit their strategies, related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER events. This is how, things exactly happen in IT industry , everybody targets the production support work , with plan and precision , the way TAKLA tried to attack me last week . But , I had moved ahead , I m no more at the neighbor shop , its not at all important for me , for me what’s important is TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Which is software product for me , its not that easy for TAKLA plan against it. If at all TAKLA will plan anything related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, it will added up to the next week, while I m going for TAKLA TANDORI CENTER .  Before TAKLA TANDORI CENTER comes across, I had randomly moving the shops out here every evening to prove my point. Now every week, during Saturday, I m require to visit few shops to prove my point . I don’t require to visit daily to some shop or other , this is the effect of my software product around the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER . It gave me lots of space and not require to move shop after shop daily like a insane person. Hafte main eek din nikalo, aur TAKLA ke sare sawal ke jawab dedo, by going to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. Now explaining the reason of TAKLA’s FLOP SHOW of the week . It will be better explained by , what my friend Amit Katiyar said to me few days back , while commenting in a facebook post “ maine itna dimag nhai lagata hun facebook par ….” Maine kuch kehna chahta tha mere dost se “ bahut kismet wale ho mere dost , jo tumhe facebook par post karne ke liye , dimag nhai lagana hota hain . Yahan toh , ghar par khas ne aur chinke ne ke liye , bahut baar dimag lagana hota hain(kahin kuch galat impression chala na jaye) , facebook posting par dimag na lagana bahut badi baat hain mere liye . Mughe pata nhai TAKLA kia achieve karne wala hain, yeh count karke maine kitne baar and kitne samay par KHAS aur CHINKA(even bath room gaya) . Ek batche ki paida hone par, jis tarah time record karna jaruri hota hain, waise tarah TAKLA sab kuch record karta hain. I don’t think, Arvind Kejriwal, kitni baar khasa aur chinka publicly, uska bhi count nhai hota hoga , jitna TAKLA mere saath kar raha hain . There must be some room to do things , without using ur brain .  Mera problem yeh hain ki , jaise maine use facebook post ke bare maine bol diya , now everybody will start scrutinizing the content of that ”. Well TAKLA , while u monitor my every move like this , and u wait for me to commit some mistakes on which u will cash upon , my question is “ how both the things will go together?”. Means , a person like me , who things many times before , KHAS and CHINKA in home ( itne tak ka rok lagaya hua hain tumne)  , then how I will commit such a big blunder , on which u will cash upon . This is gravity defying for me. Lets, talk some interesting thing related to TAKLA’s this MICRO thesis related KHAS aur CHINKA, what I m talking above . Few days back he deliberately start eating out with me . TAKLA is having launch while I m having my breakfast , there is every chance I will feel emotional towards TAKLA’s action , how TAKLA had given his launch theory as somebody desperate for TIFFIN. But is it true thing , here TAKLA is checking me , whether I will behave as MAHARANI of Britain (as in my book of princess of Diana and TUTU RAJ SAHOO’s MAHARANI ) , the way she didn’t said anything , related to mismatch of masala’s in her curry , so that somebody’s job, don’t come into trouble . TAKLA is testing that thing out there, whether I m asking SALT for the curry or not , whether I m become emotional towards him or not . So that, he will make next ruthless emotional assult on me . But, I m no MAHARANI of Britain, so I m ask for SALT to my MOM, despite TAKLA is out there. This is why, I said in my blog its FLOP SHOW by TAKLA this week, since I understood every move of TAKLA. TAKLA, tu mere jitna smart nhai hain aur itna yaad rakhna tu kabhi kabhi mughe hara nhai sakta. TAKLA tu jitna chutiyapanti karega , mera resolve bhi utna hi badhega tereko harane ke liye . TAKLA, must be making these statements in front of everybody, for getting emotional support of others “ maine toh baap hun , mughe toh yeh karna hi padega “ . I want to tell TAKLA , the way it took lots of time , for everybody to understand its TAKLA , who will fix my marriage , not me . Something similarly, it will take sometime, to understand this thing by everybody , I had distanced TAKLA from my life .  Going to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is a small point inn that direction  .TAKLA tu kisi baat ki gurantee nhai de sakta hain na , lekin isse baat ki tughe jaroor gurantee deta hun , the day will come when everybody will think ur no longer part of my life and on any decision making .  

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