Saturday, 5 April 2014

SANKRANTI Special by Ajit : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

Its time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHEERA KARNE WALA HUN VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER AND GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA . Last week when I reached at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , some chutiyapanti were planned out there . But this is expected from TAKLA, but I had found very amicable solution to this , so that there wont be any problem out there from this Saturday onwards . TAKLA trying to exploit , “I m not visiting the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , if its neighbor shop is open “, so it deliberately opened on Saturday and on Monday TAKLA TANDORI CENTER remain closed . I found its better dump the neighbor shop , otherwise TAKLA wont exploit it again . My thinking , as everybody is behaving as TAKLA’s SLAVE , how that neighbor shop of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER behave differently , so its better dump a SLAVE of TAKLA , then showing GOODWILL to him . From this week onwards, there wont be any problems out there , when I will reach the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER on Saturday evening . When I got the shop closed on Monday, my mind immediately start working towards when , AJIT asked very politely for SANKRANTI visit for VIZAG and during same SANKRANTI visit of AJIT , its TAKLA who had called for KAMAPALLI for pick up(well done TAKLA , but ur not as smart as mine ). Its planned out like this for this Monday , as AJIT also joined the bandwagon of TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , so I m decided to add one more item to this TAKLA TANDORI CENTER from this week onwards . I will have a glass of LASSI/FRUITJUICE at the AJIT designated JUICE CENTER. It will be random centers and selection of LASSI/FRUIT JUICE also will be random, depending on my mood. As I said, anybody trying to do chutyiapanti with TAKLA TANDORI CENTER will be suitable rewarded by me. At the pace TAKLA TANDORI CENTER is moving , I will have my full dinner on Saturday evenings , by the time I will reach my home .  But its important, I cant miss value addition to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. This deception related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER were major happening of last week , once I missed the Monday target , I understood TAKLA will defiantly try to stop me again on Thursday , so its better to complete on Tuesday and thought of dumping a SLAVE of TAKLA . Now coming something else, that happened on last week. Its related to SPECIAL NAUKRANI, the way she asked me about Rashmi pratap. SPECIAL NAUKRANI very confidently asked me this question related to Rashmi Partap , showing me very polite nature , but unable to deceive me . Better luck, next time SPECIAL NAUKRANI, while asking related to somebody elseor even related Rashmi Pratap . SPECIAL NAUKRANI must realize one thing, I m not ready to take CHURI on my stomach at this stage from ACHYUT of cuttack. when I become ready to take CHURI on my stomach from ACHYUT of cuttack , then I will definitely cooperate with her . To cooperate with her on this , she and TAKLA , knows my condition “ the day TAKLA give me , actual identity of SPECIAL NAUKRANI on that day I will think of cooperating with him “ . I m consistent with my line and word, if TAKLA is poor in art of negotiation, then I cant help it out. certainly its not my fault , last time also he missed everything and stopped from taking any further decision , when he didn’t feel the need to dump Subha Sathpathy in front of me , which is my pre requisite condition . Now coming to Rashmi Pratap and other girls with whom I m interacting , its something like now released COCA COLA AD of DEEPIKA PADUKONE , when she goes and ask the guy “ SECTOR 11 kidhar hain “ , he become overjoyed and goes to celebrate this with coca cola , by thinking “ aaj uske sector 11 pucha hain , kal mera sector puchegi , phir mera mobile number puchgi, etc “(while looking at mirror) . My condition of interacting with girls is something like this. Abhi har koi mughe sector 11 kahan hain puch rahe hain, aur sector 11 se SEX tak ka safar bahut lamba hain(rashte maine OTHELLO 2 ka bahut bada stop bhi hain , lets see I can avoid this OTHELLO 2 stop or not). This way, TAKLA planned the OTHELLO 2 out here, there were no SEX out here. COCA COLA’s other AD related to DEEPIKA comes with FARHAN AKHTAR with RICKSHAW competing with BUS, significance everybody must have understood. The basic, underlining point is , girls were not talking about sex at all , the way Deepika is asking for something else . If my mind is filled with sex, then I will definitely commit some mistake, of which TAKLA will take advantage. The way, SPECIAL NAUKRANI asked me about my feeling towards Rashmi Pratap. I knows, if I said something in positive, then everybody would combinedly slammed like nothing. From the talking of SPECIAL NAUKRANI, I got the sense that, there were planning of another TAPAS NAYAK like episode “the way he said me in mails related to Sneha Sahu, we both were in love, in the jan2007 sequence of mails”. Probably related to Rashmi Pratap and Subha Sathpathy(or somebody else ) , this T getting repeated in front of many times . I m not sure, but this might be case , but one thing I m sure of is there were no sex planned out here between me and Rashmi Pratap , before everything getting settled out . If at all anything planned , its OTHELLO 2 via IKRAM birds .  Anyway, I m prepared for any eventuality, before anybody say anything related to Rashmi Pratap, I m clarified in front of SPECIAL NAUKRANI “there were affairs between RASHMI PRATAP and SUBHA SATHPATHI “. The way, SPECIAL NAUKRANI is probing me for past 1 year and 10 months, related to various things, I m very sure she will again ask me , related to Rashmi Pratap . All the best for that, SPECIAL NAUKRANI . I want to say something related to that solution of LOCK being released by CHURI on my stomach by ACHYUT of cuttack . Few days back , I m watching(in fact last week) WALK THE TALK program of Shekhar Gupta with well known pakistani author HUSAIN HAQQANI , over there HUSAIN had made some interesting comments related to hypocrisy in Pakistan . He said “ there is a well known physicist in Pakistan , who is also vice chancellor of a reputed Pakistan university , had written a book , to described social change in pakistan WRT USA . He had written in his book , anybody who is travelling USA from other countries , Americans put a chip in their brain , so that once he returns his home country , he will only say good things about USA and bad things/wrong things related their home country . This thing Americans not only doing with Pakistanis travelling USA, its they doing every traveler from world, mostly from developing countries. This is why, anybody who travels USA, only talked about good things of that country. The author had written , American had planted a CHIP in my brain also ,that’s why I m praising Americans “. The moral of the story HUSAIN HAQQANI said “ this is problem society faces , if everything going to be explained by a single individual , if a physicist going to explain the sociological changes happening in a country , then he will come out with this sort of thesis . He is a good physicist , but not competent enough to explain other things in the society , most related to sociology “ . I m seeing this CHURI on my STOMACH solution by TAKLA and ACHYUT of cuttack , in this same light of HUSAIN HAQQAIN’s CHIP theory of physicist. If persons like TAKLA and ACHYUT of cuttack, were asked by IT professionals to provide solutions on problems facing the IT industry, they will come out with this BHAGWAN via PADMA concept, once it failed they come up with CHURI on my stomach. This sort of solutions were not unique to TAKLA and his associates (mostly retired state government clerks), its universal in nature. There were certain things that come out of this elections so far, lets talk about that. There were lots of controversy related to, Ashok Chavan contesting from NAMDEV , if I m right it comes from NASEEB movie , where PRAN is playing the character of NAMDEV and LALITA PAWAR aka MANTHARA the NAUKRANI in RAMAYAN is MRS GOMES . She is following PRAN , while he is in moving BUS . Another related to MUKHTHAR NAQVI’s objection to ALI(SABIR ALI)’s induction to BJP . It will come from the movie KALIA , as per my thinking , the way KALIA used to say the story of MUKTHAR SINGH to everybody , something similar I m doing out here , in the name of PARTNERSHIP . This is what TAKLA and his associates were thinking. Any way, one of the candidates against Narendra Modi in VARANASI is MUKTHAR ANSARI. Let’s keep this weeks blog over there in MUKTHAR SINGH. 

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