Rahul ke bare maine kia bolo maine : Minati's Big Data

Things were too stiff out here, if I will go to LARA without writing a BLOG then it would be severe problem, if I won’t go then also its more severe problem. It’s better to write a BLOG then go to the institute. So where to start this BLOG, lets start with CHENNAI’s CURD rice, with ARCHANA’s COW giving milk. Before that, lets discuss about something else. Pankaj’s JACKET kissa, why he came on that day taking me to the MADIWALA LAKE and DOMINO’s PIZZA , during my BATH he met me at same place I m putting wet clothes, this BLOUSE KISSA of MANDAWALI BADSHAH GOVINDA. My BENGALI roomet had put across our KACHARA PETI over there .It comes from PANKAJ and me throwing the KACHARA in the LAXMI NAGAR , this Olympic gold medalist of Sidharth Jadav in GOLMAL , on nariyal “ “aise aim karke marte hain ki , agar Olympic maine jaye toh gold medal le kar aaye “ . This GOLD medal had been planned for me, to counter the  GOLD medal on emotional pitching related to Amit Bhat . Probably everybody forgetten, where I m having NARIYAL, since the day HANDWASHING episode had started at PURI. It comes from the DHOTI MAN aka TAKLA alongside Satyam Kapu (Sanajy Kapoor aka Raja’s big borther), while they were moving together, somebody throw the KACHARA over then, and hid behind the DWARI of seemanta engineering college. On this TAKLA aka DHOOTI man said “yeh aise nhai bahar aayega“, he took a EGG and asked “ yeh kis ki sone ki anguthi gir gayi hain bhai “ , on this he immediately come out and said “ yeh meri anguthi gir gayi hain “ . TAKLA aka DHOOTI man immediately aim the EGG at his face. This is what, PANKAJ coming on that WET clothes day, at the same place my BENGALI roomet put the KACHARA PETI out there. If I will come out, EGG will be on my face, nobody had seen I m having EGG OMLET since that day at TAKLA TANDORI CETER on Saturday. Since, no CHOWMEIN present. Things were bit complicated out here, compared to TCS days , as I had to remix the things over here.  Its not same as during TCS days. Pankaj had gone to England during my TCS days , it comes from this . Earlier its GOL GOL GHUMNA of DAUD aka DND flyover. So this time its, BHAGAM BHAG, to redefine the BABU BISLERI. What GULU said to the GOVINDA and others,  when he asked from HEROINE . He smiled “ jo bhi sala desi ata hain , ghuma phira kar wahi sawal puchta hain “ “ acha tum batao tumhe kaisi ladki chahiye “ “ LONDON ki MAUSAM aur LONDON ki ladkyion ki koi bharosha nhai hain “ .This is how environment had been shaped up out here . Kab kaun si ladki palat jaye , who pata nhai hain . Then one more thing GULU said “ yeh Hindustan nhai hain , isko Hindustan bhi mat banana . idhar udhar kachara mat phek na “ . I should not throw the KACHARA of TCS out here , TCS ka kachara wahan par rahega . PM Narendra Modi’s SWACHA BHARAT ABHIYAN since 2oct2014, GANDHI JAYANTI. I cant do or follow what happened out there in TCS. Things will work different way out here. This I knows from day one, this LARA trainer had listened BASTRAD for this purpose from MARKAND TAMBERE’s lines or GULU’s lines. After clearing my words on LONDON’s ENVIROMENT ladkiyan ,” jo mere dil par kabhi bhi lag sakti hain “ . Let’s move to this college time lover sort of thing. Most prominently from 2 states, why I m avoiding ASHUTOSH as college time lover aka ANNANYA or AMBIKA . Agar TAKLA aur Robert Vadra itne ache toh baat kia thi, things wont have come to 7+ years. This CHENNAI sort of were related to CURD RICE in FRIDGE and emotional donkey on THE HINDU , nothing more than that .I m not Chetan Bhagat of this movie or book . I m the foreign returned guy, who had done contract marriage with Santoshi aka MINATI . By this way, how I could become, Chetan Bhagat . I m the DUKE of this book and movie .  As its 720 degree action, there were many dimensions of the one thing or event. I had discussed about the SMALL aka SANA aka SAMAN sort of thing related to ZAKIR HUSSAIN. Today I will discuss about BIG DATA aka HADOOP, which everybody were suggesting including Tyagi Sir. It comes from KEY of HYUNDAI during  Chetan Bhagat’s RAJI MAMA’s daughter’ marriage . What happened out there, by seeing the BIG KEY during the engagement, they thought it would be HYUNDAI ACCENT (WAQAR KHAN the accent trainer out here, HI, Honesty and Integrity again comes up over there) , A Waqar lookalike guy is moving over here , for sometime . But they found its HYUNDAI SANTRO aka SHIVAJI RAO aka LINUX OS. DUKE’s parents over there, come and sit, and want gurantee from RAJI mama and others for the HYUNDAI ACCENT. As they had no money to give, so they decided to give the gold ornament as GURANTEE. At that time ANNANYA aka SUPRIYA SULE daughter of Robert Vadra aka Sharad Pawar of ADARSH BABU come (here its ASHUTOSH , this is why I m staying away from this guy ) , here Chetan Bhagat is DHIR , the real estate developer Rajesh padhy’s friend and Debadutta’s sister’s husband . This SUJIT kissa or UPMA kisa . What Ananya aka Ashutosh asked DUKE “ tumhari salary kitni hain , package kitni hain  “ “ aajtak tumne aisa kaun sa tir mara hain jiske liye tumhari shaai itni dhoom dhaam se ho rahi hain “ “ ek baar Minati ki taraf dekho , tum kabhi usko pata pate . Kia tum aapne dum par uske liye ek gaddi nhai kharid skte “ At this point Ajay Saigal comes across and said “ tumne bahut kuch bol diya , ab subudh le kar aa , nhai toh usko maine teri kami mehsush nhai hone dunga “ . MINATI means TIMI or SAARC. During Narendra Modi’s swearing ceremony, he invited all SAARC leader alongside MARUTIS president. RANDI aka BITCH aka BEACH, all were Santoshi , during the visit of TAKLA and my mom to Chennai , they were praising the beach out there , a marutitius couple sitting next to them , they were not impressed over there , by saying “ its daily sight seeing for them “ . Another aspect of JAVA ALL ABOUT DEBUGGING . Ananya aka Ashutosh is not impress over this overtune of my things related to Chetan Bhagat, all other related to administrative things. Aur sab log maze le rahe hain, yahan par . If this is the case , why this BASTRAD Ashutosh had come across over here since the very ist day . I want this BASTARD Ashutosh to be thrown out here.This is how, TAKLA delaying the confirmation of my brother’s marriage, in expectation of getting more dowary from them. Or sitting for marriage of my sister without any money . Where MINATI right now, she is the NAUKRANI at APOLLO guy’s house, whom I had given money few days before , when I m visited their house .