Friday, 23 January 2015

Rahul ke bare maine kia bolo maine : Oracle Command at JLC

Many times, I m going LARA INSTITUE during the day times by knowing what’s in store for me over there . The pressure is so much at LARA institute, I m not able to concentrate on my TECHONOLOGY aspect at all. If this is the case, then there is no point in attending the classes at LARA. Better to take break for few days. At least, I won’t be attending LARA this weekend, if I will say this to SPECIAL NAUKRANI, then it will be problem. If writing of BLOGS, only criteria for attending LARA institute, not learning the TECHNOLOGY, then why should  I will attend over there I can write BLOGS, without attending the classes. For this no need to woory, I will write BLOG daily and won’t attend LARA this weekend, to see the latest round of CHUTIYAPANTI of LARA TRAINER out here. I knows enough for the time being, to write the BLOGS for next few days, with this there is lots of thing happening in BALAJI PG also. For this I didn’t require to attend the LARA institute .The way things were moving at LARA for the time being, if I will keep on attending, there will be every chance of getting humiliated at some point of time. Like what happened with every girl, same thing happened with Anjali also, once she got initialized, she started distancing herself from me. These were on expected lines for me, but I had no other choice other than interacting with her, reason why I called her today. Katrina Kaif’s DUPPTA is KAPHA aka KHAS, which also means RUPA and ASHUTOSH also. This is why till the time ASHUTOSH is present over here, this KHAS or Katrina Kaif will continue to happen over here. Lets start this BLOG with NILAMANI KAR, the dubai guy, from which Rashid comes across “ mera kuch saman anewala hain”. This project taken in PEN drive, is pointed towards NILAMANI KAR, its not pointed towards Aishwarya Rai’s project from hyderbad . This LARA trainer had given HADOOP project on PEN drive to various persons. What NILAMANI KAR said after his project from hyderbad “ they at first taught and let us practice more than 50-100 oracle commands , before starting of project “ . This is what ASHUTOSH’s room comparable to NILAMANI KAR’s room. After reading my mails from dec2008 to nov2009, this is his thought towards me and HCL managers “ we HCL people were something like college guys talking about ORACLE in seemanta engineering college(I met ARPITA aka GANGA aka MAHIMA with ORACLE books, SAI SUDHA’s friend) . What ever I m written were something like two lovers were talking with each other , the boy asked her what ru doing , she replied , I cut the pouch of SURF , then put in bucket of water , then gone for washing of my clothes etc, like this they spent more than 2-3 hours daily on phone , this is how I took more than one year to tell what exactly happened in HCL from dec2008 to nov2009 “ , so for us its necessary to learn few ORACLE at ist before starting of project out there . MAULIK MARG DARSHAN of we HCL people, done by Ajay Saigal, which didn’t happened over there in TCS, now going on over here in LARA INSTITUTE. This is what, suppose to happen at TCS, which unfortunately didn’t happened. Its now tried out at LARA technology. What I m learning now is something like, learning ORACLE commands out here , real project will start after sometime . I think till the time ASHUTOSH is staying at BALAJI PG, this ORACLE command phase will go on. Let’s see where this ORACLE command phase ends and real project starts. We HCL people were college kids, so let’s discuss some more events of HCL college kids. It will come from the SAREE. Where this DHOOTI and SAREE will end, it will end with same DIWALI celebrations, where I m having DHOOTI and ANURADHA and RASHMI PRATAP having SAREEs. What’s so significant about that event, as we had discussed so many things related to that DIWALI. There were still some more things left out about that DIWALI.  It comes from the SWEETS RASHGULLA that Subha come out with. Now its mapped to my college days of CHATRAPUR, while coming from our college in a CAB, we eat all the SWEETS of the CAB driver, when he gone for his bath. But, its not event that’s getting tracked . It comes from the BUS incident, while returning from college in bus roof top, we eat the UKHUDA of a person, who is going to his daughter’s in laws house. When the bus stops, the person realized everybody had eat the UKHUDA out there, its during evening aka SHYAM times. The person got stunned and started crying “ how I will to my daughter’s house , with empty hands “ . This had been happened with Santoshi’s father in that BUS event, during HCL days on june2008 and during BALAJI days on june2009. HCL people and I m eat all those UKHUDA, that he become bankrupt for DUKE’s marriage, for his daughter’s marriage MINATI, how he will come afterwards. At one side talking of UNKUDA aka UDA aka FLY taken away by HCL people and me , at other side TAKLA is openly dong NARAYAN SEVA of $100 billion dollars , which one is true , I don’t know . It might be cleared after the ORACLE command phase got over and real project started, the timing I don’t know. Now coming to some more invitation sort of things . It will come from the invitation send across by Murali Sir , to some of selective persons from our team , for personal discussions , which according to everybody “ its just a time pass by Shantnu Sir and others “ . This is why reception started by Swati Singla in similar fashion. We still not discussed about direct penalty stroke towards, Shantanu Sir “since he had taken some tough stands related Santoshi, via PRADEEP SAWANT and RAKHI SAWANT “, which I m mentioned in my CELEBRATION OF FAILURE. This BLOG LINK of Santoshi , from which SARFORSH comes across . It comes from my sisters BOOKS INSTITUTE friend Santanu(PURI’s sahab’s BOOKS) . During those times , this guy Shantanu come to our house once , to meet my sister , we both brother aka BHAI’s were present . He came and met her and left satisfied. But , after few days he came again to meet her during evening hours ,this time I said to him “ my sister is not present in our house “ . We started discussing, “once we allowed him to enter our house, he came again”. Afterwards he never came. This is what my family members view towards Shantanu Sir’s view point on Pradeep Sawant aka Rakhi Sawant aka BHAI kissa “he again returned to say no to Santoshi , after he said no to ZERO , via that EMPIRE STRIKES MAIL or TESTING MAIL related Deepak Samal on business quotient“ . Shantanu Sir got response from same BASKETBALL mail of Rahul Puri, where its mentioned “have faith on us …”. It comes from Salman Khan as RADHE as ZERO aka my sister, here Mahesh Manjerkar is Shantanu Sir. Once SONU GATES informed him about JANAVI’s boy friend , he enters the BASKETBALL ground and starting taking him custody , after searching him “ drugs ka dhanda karta hai tu , yeh kia hain “ . On this Salman Khan said “ kahana hain , ruk ab maine teri talashi leta hun “ . Salman Khan found the drugs packet, on Mahesh Mangerkar aka TALPADE (DOWNCASTING of mine) by saying “ tu jis school par yeh sab sikha hain , uska principal(its me ZERO’s father) aaj bhi mere se tuition le raha hain . Tune kia apni police station na naya constable samjah rakha hain, jisko encounter maine mar diya. Nandani ki naam par dukan register ho gaya . Tu galat haath chadh gaya hain“. This is what KEY BOARD all about, my keyboard had got stuck many times in last few months, and I m the GOLD MEDALIST constable, RICKSHAW without stars. This BEER bottle kissa, people had kept BEER bottle outside our room for past few days. What Mahesh aka TALPADE said to constable on his joining , by showing him BEER bottle “ shoot kar “ , he missed it over there . On this he said, humne training par jo bandhuk milta hain aur service(SERVICE METHOD OF SERVELT) revolver maine bahut pharak hain . This is what, my family members views or direct penalty strokes towards Shantanu’s Sir’s stand on Pradeep Sawant and Rakhi Sawant. This NIGHTY kissa also ends over here, in Santanu Sir, when I m alongside Siba Padhy gone to Vineet Padhy’s house, after the result declaration of OJEE, she came out with NIGHTY along side her mother. This NIGHTY is among the ist things to come up during my last bangalore stay on oct-nov2009.This IIT brother kissa, I thought it will be over today, but I m forgetten, this LARA TRAINER had given project on PEN drive to everybody few days before. Might be after ORACLE COMMAND got over things will start all over again . There were plenty of time left over here. Yahan LARA institute par mughe kisi LADKI ko sikhana nhai hain, mughe unnse sikhna hain, kia sab achi baatein LADY CONDUCTOR ne set kia hain yahan par. This is why, Anjali staying away from me, there must be something on her behavior today, which I can’t understand immediately. How I will go to answer this thing to anybody out here. As per my rememberence, one of girl in Prasant Samal’s batch namely Shradha used to take GUTKA, here lookalike is present in LARA institute(it’s a GUESS not sure) . This guy, ZAKIR HUSSAIN also taking GUTKA out here, while we r having tea. Where this GUTKA or DRUG being diverted . Its diverted towards this AUTO conversation of YADAV with another AUTO wala in BAHID(BADA aka COMPETITION) . What the AUTO wala asked YADAV “ MAWA khaoyege “ . Yadav replied “ humhe toh chahiye asli cheeze , jo yahan milti nhai “ . Auto wala replied “ yahan sab milta hain , mirchi seth ka office dekha hain , wahan par sab milta hain “ . BTM means MAWA , jahan par asli cheeze milne wala hain , lekin sayad ORACLE COMMAND’s ke khatam hone ke baad milega .  

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