Saturday, 5 July 2014

AIshwarya Gayi Hema aaayi : TAKLA TANDORI CENTER

It is the time of the week, JAB MAINE TAKLA KA GHAAON KO GHERA KARNE WALA HUN VIA TAKLA TANDORI CENTER and GARAM CHICKEN PAKORA. There were too many things happened this week, I can’t discuss everything on this blog, certainly I will discuss some of them in this blog. Lets start with ANKAN the drawing man, one of Robert Vadra’s(he and his wife were flavor of season) address on Sunday. Which he didn’t gave and this Nangla Charan issue. Yes, this Nangla Charan had been put as TEDA rocket , then what is the SIDDHA one . Means, how Robert Vadra will take direct penalty stroke on Nangla Charan, it comes from another home minister, in AWARA PAGAL DEEWANA (all the PAGAL reference were TEDA rockets pointing towards this movie). This professor reference of SARANGI(many of my PROFESSOR friends) is comes from this movie , this STAIRs of Robert Vadra is comes from this movie also . Here Akshya Kumar aka Shravan Dabi (ADITYA) aka Guru Gulab Khatri is Robert vadra , who after leaving from india in professor getup called Vikrant aka rahul Dev “ HELLO nhai HILO. Tumne kuch DIAMOND Ke liye GURU ko phasna chaha, abhi Guru ko pata hain tu kahan hain , lekin tumhe pata nhai hain Guru kahan hain “ . This is what, Robert Vadra’s assertion towards me, after that Kolkata visit. Supriya Sule(Sharad Pawar’s daughter) comes from this movie , about whom I m discussed with my friend Lalatendu Bagh . Supriya is wife of Dhooti Man MANDAWALI BADSHAH aka Paresh Rawal in this movie . The type of confusion , MANILAL aka DHOOTI Man MANDALI BADSHAH had on this movie ,towards remembering names , he wants to create similar confusions with me . Till now, I m not confused with names, the way TAKLA and his associated slaves had retrofitted. Let’s see what happened in future. Now talking of Pradeep reference, what’s related to him so significant. It comes from Manish’s “there were lots of politics happened in office place”, its TEDA rocket , SIDHA one with Pradeep , with whom BASTRAD Lokesh Singh associating . While discussing with me once Pradeep Salaria said , while he is onsite “ I don’t know how I m here , as lots of politics were going on “ . On this I m responded “ there is no politics happening in office , it’s the deserving one who goes to onsite abroad “ . Here BASTRAD Lokesh Singh associating him with this Pradeep Salaria “ why I m not accepting my own words . As I can’t work over there in onsite, that’s why I m not sent across abroad. To satisfy me, there were Bangalore onsite is arranged. In IT offices, if somebody goes to onsite then he is deserving one, wahan par koi politics nhai hota , then why I m making lots of issue related to Manish’s politics reference “ . Now coming to MUNNA the SNACKS guy, why he is so important, because he is cheering Srilanka during the 1996 world cup, which sri lanka won. MUNNA is very critical of the india’s performance in Kolkata against sri lanka .Pakistan cheering of Debadutta become focal point during my Kolkata visit , so he come to prominence via Sri lanka cheering , which Tarun mentioned . And about MUNNA’s brother, with whom I m discussing about the girls backside in a marriage function, same discussion I had with Deba while I m at Kolkata. Now lets discuss about PARLE-G biscuits, from which month of seniority will be derived, which will be termed as AMARNATH YATRA, which starts on 1july2014 ends on 18aug2014. This is the THAKURANI YATRA for me and everybody. During this period, girls will come to register themselves into the Robert Vadra and ACHYUT from cuttack’s university, where TAKLA is administrative officer. I m the only junior in this university , it comes from GOLD reference of POLAND , if I can stay till now , without being senior to anybody , then I can stay without that lifelong . There were controversy surrounding the admission into the delhi university colleges now , its for same purpose . Girls will apply for being my brother, then they will got date and time till the slots being filled next THAKURANI YATRA or AMARNATH YATRA commences after 2 years of interval in my hometown. In odia, if u twist PAKUA(toothless person) , it will comes as APA or DIDI . My sisters will break all my teeths . What I will do in the houses of girls, when I reach over there, for which registration had started on 1stjuly. Here comes Shivaji Rao of NAYAK movie, over there what happen in the house of Shivaji Rao , next day to when his house got collapsed(this is why house collapse is rampant, the house collapse on ANKAN’s marriage day is for this purpose . Now time had come for cleaning EXTRACT/LATERN of Robert Vadra . Reason why I m refused to meet ANKAN yesterday , I don’t want to go to clean Robert Vadra’s EXTRACT/LATERN), when he is going to EXTRACT/LATERN there is a political leader is sitting over there , he said “ mughe pata tha , aap subha utthe hi , pehele sandras jayenge , isiliye subha 5.30 AM se yahan par baitha hun “ . This is what STOOL reference at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER, I will wait there over there outside the LATERN of that person from 5.30AM onwards, who ever there on registration list. But for me there is something more , I wont only sit outside LATERN as CHAUKIDAR or security Guard of TAKLA , I will do something more . Here enters , EVE’s association with naukrani , she is so much upset over , writing of mails to Suryanayarana Pathy’s RAKHITA due to NAUKRANI’s  GAS reference that , that she will let her daughter get married , when she will she doing something less downgraded job then a naukrani . Rani PADMAWATI is, Suryanarayan pathy’s RAKHITA. So, after seeing what, EVE will let her daughter get married to me. It will come from Rajesh padhy’s DHABA reference. I had raised alarm and Subha got punished, during attending Randip Singh’s funeral and everything got started out there. Which is comparable to Shyam uncle’s son doing EXTRACT/latern at DHABA, from here starts everything. Here SHYAM is Shravan Dabi, the logic of TAKLA and Pradeep Rawat is something like this “Saroj Dabi got punishment, for washing of EXTRACT/LATERN of her kid”. In this regard, EVE let her daughter PADMAVATI get me married, once she will see, I m washing EXTRACT/LATERN of Saroj Dabi (Here also Deepak also present, DEEPAK the caller tune guy’s ASSfucking movies on my laptop).This is what later termed as “ billi ko dudh ki rakhwai karne kahoge toh khud pi jayegi “ . Shravan Dabi cant wait till 18dec2011, where I would have washed her wife’s EXTRACT/latern after which EVE would have let her daughter get married with me. Its not only me, who would have washed Saroj Dabi’s EXTRACT/LATERN, Sridhar and all others who had punished her during her HCL days would have got punished this way, after the UN/SIT probe. This is what I m doing as Bhaskar Padhy , in everybody’s house , by sitting on a STOOL outside their EXTRACT/LATERN from 5.30AM , so who ever goes to EXTRACT/LATERN , I will wash them . Its something like the Nandan Nilekani’s PLUMBER reference, interview with Shweta. The PLUMBER from BIJUPUR of our hometown, who had replaced the EXTRACT/LATERN PAN, rest of the thing everybody knows. For which registration would have commences from 1st july to 18aug, for this start had been made with Saroj Dabi. What is the filmy reference for it. It will come from KOMAL, while working with her LOCK is placed. How LOCK will be released, here again comes Deepak Samal. Deepak’s teammates KOMAL and MANAV . MANAV means insaan, till now I m an animal like KUCHU to MONKEY, there were many more, about which we will discuss later. The way, JAGANNATH MEDICAL SHOP guy giving PHATA NOTE is diverting towards this scene of DHAMMAL movie where , he is taking KATHAL(in odia BOITALU , in hindi if Kathal is twisted it comes as Luck . LUCK is defined this way by, Robert Vadra, over which his wife is part of ) and got stuck while replacing the Rs 50 note and gone inside the EXTRACT/LATERN along side the person . According to TAKLA, I m gone inside the EXTRACT/LATERN, while chasing the PURSE of Suryanarayan Pathy’s RAKHITA . Since TAKLA is the administrative officer out here in this university created by Robert Vadra and ACHYUT of cuttack.  Now comes the valentine day 14feb , the way Arshad Varshi aka Madhav given to Nirali contract in toilet paper , something similar while moving as MANAV as with purse of Surya Narayan Pathy’s RAKHITA , I had wasted all the tissue papers , by slamming everybody supported Subha Sathpathy(this is contract papers of ASIF “ yeh samjha lijiye ,yeh tofha hain un logon ka , jin logon ka zameen KHURRAN ne liya hain “) . Since according to our administrative officer TAKLA, I had wasted all the tissue papers, so I will wash the girls toilets like this. It will start with Saroj Dabi . This is why, everytime TAKLA trying to release the LOCKs via a KID at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER. This CV reference, over which I m discussed about the Suraj Samal’s technical skills were superior to HIMANSHU is also comes from here , this cleaning of EXTRACT/LATERN of every girls , who had registers with ACHYUT’s university , for which TAKLA as administrative officer took GURANTEE . Its not, everybody talking with me, the way I m discussed with Sridhar, its same thing like rocket TEDA rakha hua tha. When I m start moving on the morning for breakfast on 1stjuly2014 , everybody got shell shocked , this is one thing they didn’t expected me to know . Which had been repeated on 3rdjuly2014 . This would have shown to me on the ist video of Aishwary Rai , when Kahnu Sabat taken my laptop on 9feb2010 , which had been blocked by me . What would that CD would have contained , everything that I m supposed to do as BHASKAR PADHY. Apart from all other things, its cleaning of EXTRACT/LATERN would have shown to me prominently. What all the girls would have shown to me, while having sex with me in trains, apart from slapping me, they would have shown how to clean the EXTRACT/LATERN. Which is blocked by top leadership  , with they were guiding me fast , so that I m not required to met any of girls like DEBASMITA or SMITA , who would have slapped me and shown me to how to clean the EXTRACT as I had wasted all the tissue paper while writing the contract paper . Anyway, I got to know this once I started working with Shravan Dabi, what all were planned for me by the administrative officer called TAKLA. This is why, SPECIAL NAUKRANI gone to PURI during the  VALENTINE DAY, despite all my objections . Signifying Robert Vadra and his wife Priyanka , don’t have tissue papers now to clean their EXTRACTs , once I will go wash their EXTRACTs , then only LOCK will be released by ACHYUT of CUTTACK putting CHURI on my stomach . During many occasions, Saroj Mishra’s wife shown me his kid doing extract/latern . While at TCS, if everybody remembered correctly in the END OF THE DAY mail, I had rated ALKA RAO as 5 out of 5, by saying she is smart girl, when she sent across EXTRACT/LATERN mail. This incident I hope everybody would have remembered. I m totally surprised by her samjhadari, I m silent related to LOCK , so that she wont get hurt , but she is sending me EXTRACT mail . Maine socha “ wah re duniya , jiske liye karo , wahi tumara le raha hain “ . Alka Rao, must be excited as I will wash her extract/latern, after 18dec2011. This is what MATHURA DAS aka SUDESH BERRY’s “ khilone se khelte khelte bache bade ho jate hain “ , I will get used to it after sometime . TAKLA the administrative officer will personally lok after progress of it . This is what, YUSUF PERVEZs” suna hain bahar duniya badal gayi hain, lekin humne toh sirf hafte lene wale badalte likha hain” . This is what, related to, I had only seen people changing the extract/latern pan’s nothing else. Now coming to NURSEs stuck at IRAQ, here HEMA the nurse of SATTE PE SATTA is Robert Vadra’s wife or Priyanka. Yes, my MOM and TAKLA were Robert Vadra and HEMA. TAKLA wants to punish me like this , since I don’t know how to behave with SENIORs , their seniority will be restored like this by administrative officer TAKLA. The way HEMA said to RAVI “ tumhe koi ladki pyar kargi, tum darane ki cheez ho. Kabhi sakal dekha hain aaina maine , agar nhai hain toh bazaar se kharid kar lao aur dekho . Paisa nhai hain toh maine deta hun “ This is what my sister giving money for past 2 years , so that I will bring a mirror and see my face . After HEMA(Hema Malini won from MATHURA on BJP ticket this time),  everybody would have given me money for this purpose , so that they can see me on their given prescribed face . Rest of the thing everybody knows. To celebrate the seniority of Tarun Varshney, I will alter my plans a bit in TAKLA TANDORI CENTER today, for this purpose. In one way , giving the alternative to the TAKLA TANDORI CENTER , its only for this  week(next week everything will back to normal) , planned in coincidence with Tarun Varshney encounter and towards that EMPIRE STRIKES BACK_TCS mail , towards which everybody diverting me .  I m telling it in advance, so that TAKLA will plan out something over there, by guessing it right . Let me clarify everybody, lock wont be released this way today, everything will return to normal next week related to TAKLA TANDORI CENTER.      

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