1. 4July2015(Saturday)
Its time of ROSE aunty's CHANA out here, I will go to both BAKERYs out here today alongside the CHANA center, there is no change in the position for a saturday evening schedule. This motherly CHUTIYTAPANTI is getting out of control , its become necessary to write a message to u on a Saturday. Its on a Saturday ROSE aunty gave CHANA , now every chance of she again coming over here and talking with her usual rheotic of " maine kia karu , mera koi baat sunta nhai hain yahan par" . The guy TARUN(who is friend of my bengali roomet , showing I m getting surrounded by everybody over here , nothing more than that) did come and stay at the bed of DUBAI guy who come up with his father during dinner times , who is ur lookalike . Chahye hua he tu har jagah yahan bangalore par, jahan par bhi maine ja raha hun. There is guy named Pankaj who shown me hotel , where this LAUNCH encounter happened , that’s also in a saturday when SMALL breast girl LILLY lookalike shown me, where to put the CHAPPAL , while Arjun Ranawat is discussing the EXCEPTION HANDLING related to KUKU the SUPER.TOSRING guy . SUPER means SUPER pilot kissa of IMPORTANCE OF SRIDHAR SIR MAIL " baat itna karo jitna jarurat hain ...." , related to that SUKHDEV statement of "SALES profession ke bare maine , jo nhai bhi puch rahe hain , woh bhi bata raha hain. Lekin humare IT profession ke bare maine kuch nhai yaad hain, koi bhi achi baat nhai likh raha maine". Waise isska jawab maine jarur dena chaunga " kabhi kisi sales professional se takar nhai hua tha tumhara, IT profession par SUSHT MURGE ban kar ruke hua the, isiliye jab ek sales professional se mulakat hua toh dekha duniya kitni badi hain. How much efficient people were there in other industries also". Since Raja Sharma's meeting, which u termed it as JALIYANWALA BAGH "all the IT professional were dealing with one sales professional till aug2009 its me, when Lokesh Singh and other sales manager entered the scene, to counter my effect. Now SHUSTH MURGEE managers likes u, will have to deal with army of sales managers led by Lokesh Singh, whom u had called to counter me". The repercussion were in front of u , a sales manager like Lokesh Singh wont give the opportunity what Sridhar Sir did to Shravan Dabi to accuse him as GIRIDHAR or Shantanu Sir give the oppturnity to accuse him as SHANTANU friend of my sister , who came again to break my marriage . So what ur term of " maa badsuart hoti toh usko koi pyar nhai karta kia ..", this TOMCAT server of BADSURAT mother over here, whom I refused to rectify, will got a fitting reply from the same sales manager Lokesh Singh out here. I didn't require to do anything , just wait and write about all those things, how Lokesh Singh and other sales managers had given u all "emotional mothers of IT profession. Badi galati kar diya tumne , indian army ka do tukdi ko mila kar , here its Lokesh Singh led sales manager and me , ab bas dekhte jao tum sare EMOTIONAL MOTHER aur BADSURAT mothers ki kaise band baja rahe hum log ". Abhi toh ASLI CHEEZE hoga via that KELA PATAA saph karna of PURNO SANGAMA episode, nothing is changed in plans now, so where this MANDAWALI sort of thing related SARANGI aka Rajendra Zusti heading, its heading towards real army reference of SALES professional meeting together,” to give a fitting reply to u all IT professional, tum IT professional ka asli aukad dikhane ke liye”. In this way ur being thrown out of entire scheme of things, like NSS chief thrown out of our college, when he tried to molest Pradeep Sahu's girl friend is a small thing(SMALL BREAST kissa , in ur words) , its something like DROP into a OCEAN . Real things will come from the dismantling of sex machine that u people prepared alongside my dad. This PIZZA LAUNCH of Sunny Leone "want to see my husband getting humiliated in front of me" will start after sometime, abhi toh sirf maine dekh raha hun aur samjha raha hun how things getting shaped up . What's that statement of Yashwant " KALWA jad mughe padi thi toh sunayi diya tha , ussi tarah tumhe padi toh bhi sunayi dena chahiye " . I will ensure, jab tumhe padegi toh, sabko sunayi degi, jis tarah Sunny Leone kissa comes across, mughe thapad marne ke liye . Mughe kia puch tha like my mom asking the Shaym uncle's wife " what's that I had seen in the Sridhar Sir and Raja Sharma, with whom I dealing leniently for their mistakes , while for persons like father I m dealing something like SINGHANI POCHA KAMA ?" . Can I ask u same question " what's u had seen in my father, for whom u want to end the BHAI GIRI culture from HINDU tradition, by becoming the PATTNAIK of AAN movie. I knows my father for last 35+ years, reason why I knows, what he is doing and what he is not. Tum kitne din se jante ho mere father ko, jiske liye unko pura kholla chod diya, sab ladkyion ka izzat ke lar sex machine banane ke liye. Hain koi jawab tumhare paas ?" . Haan answer bhi tumne khud diya hua hain, its via JUMARI aka Juhi Chawala of AAMDANI ATTHANI KHARCHA RUPIYA "maine APPU KOTE apne dad ko, unki biwi ka blouse sukha te hua dekh liya tha, isiliye aisa likha tha SINGHANI POCHA KAMA related to administrative work". This answer is not sufficient " since its related to what I did, by looking at my dad's cleaning up his wife's blouse " . I want to ask," what u had seen him doing, for which u become PATTNAIK of AAN movie and given go ahead for ending the BHAIGIRI culture in HINDU tradition " . This question arises since, "what he did with me from aug2008 to july2011, where everything got changed after the BACKPAIN incident of Swati Singla is much more severe, then what he did with u from nov2010 to july2011". I don't know about the others since they were experiencing what's going behind the scenes out here, but I want to know the answer " what u had seen in father like Shyam uncle seen in his wife, while marrying in HOT WATER aka TARA TARINI and not showing interests at the MADAMS of the college, for which HINDU tradition suppose to change " . Tumne kia bola hain , via Ashutosh of ITER out here " I will stand like BalaKrushan uncle's words related to marrying his daughter , thoda side hone par saat samundar par " . Abhi wahi waqt aa gaya hain , tum BalaKrushan uncle ki tarah khade reh kar sab kuch sunte ho , ya kayar ki tarah apna facebook profile block karte ho , the way many people out here doing from Mitchele Obama aka Mansi Mishra to Ritu Kapoor from ur CVS CAREMARK . Tune pucha tha na " if I will approach any HCL managers out here in facebook , with all the HCL dirts that comes across , they will throw me , just like KANHU uncle having fear towards his localities in KORAPUT district . But nothing like that happened , all the HCL managers were listening patiently out here , what I m saying in facebook " Abhi teri bari hain , tu jo isse tarah emotional mother ban kar yahan bangalore maine , mere charo taraf ghum raha hain , “tere paas kitna dum hain , woh dekhna chahta hun” . Aur ek baat tu hain “ tu yeh mat samjhana ki, agar tu apna facebook profile close kar dega toh , mera life khatam ho jayega” . I will end everything out here, with the help of HCL managers and my mentor Lokesh Singh. I could have starting writing message to u earlier also, the way EMOTIONAL mother or BADSURAT mother is hovering around me "lekin tere dimag par yeh baat nhai samjha maine aayegi, how much close I m towards my HCL managers out here . And they will listen what ever I will said to them". Reason why , before starting messaging to u , I had started with HCL managers like Sridhar Sir and Srini Sir to BALLY managers Sanoj Paretosh/Panindra , whom u going to attack via me ,through KHANU uncle's MARUTI OMNI . Ab se itna yaad rakhan , jab bhi ROSE aunty yahan par aayegi CHUTIYAPANTI karne ke liye , tere ko dhang ka message karnewala hun , agar kayar hain ya pith dikha kar bhag na hain , toh apna facebook profile block kar dena , while creating SEIGE like condition for me via SEEMA aka SIRAJ MAHARAJ. As everything is happening in public forum, sab ko pata toh chale ek TCS manager(tu thode hi TCS manager hain , tu pura IT profession ko represent kar raha hain yahan par , as EMOTIONAL and BADSURAT mother) ka aukad kia hain . While creating SEIGE like condition for me via ROSE aunty and others out here, shying away from his responsibilities . This room shifting kissa is not over here in BALAJI PG out here, if I m forced to shift somewhere else, then I will return to my hometown, very next day . Yahan BALAJI PG par jitni sari chutiyapanti planned hain, sab kuch waise reh jayega. I will again return after 2-3 months, to a new place out here in bangalore, be careful about it, while doing any CHUTIYAPANTI out here. Usse mughe kuch mile na mile, lekin yahan par jo rhythm bana hain BALAJI PG par woh tot jayega. All the hard work done by people out here will gone in vain via this. Ab yeh soch le, CHUTIYAPANTI karna hain via ROSE aunty out here, ya jo RHYTHM bana hain usko barkar rakhna hain . If I will wish to return to my hometown, I wont face any difficulty or problem over there . Kyun ki mughe sirf messages karna hain yahan facebook par, nothing more than that. Yahan par jitna CHUTIYAPANTI karna hain, woh tum log kar chuke hain . Baki ka chutiyapanti woh hometown par ho sakta hain. Abhi dekhte hain, yeh message karne ke baad, ROSE aunty yahan par ati hain ki nhai, mera room shift karwane ke liye, to create SEIGE like condition for me . I want to see also, how the BASTARDS who will come to stay alongside me over here behave with me. Mughe abhi sara funda samjha maine aa gaya hain , " what’s expected from me to do and don’t do " , agar phir se room shift ke jariye chutiyapanti suru kia toh , I will leave for my home town very next day . Decision tere haath par hain, kyun ki tu yahan par EMOTIONAL and BADSURAT mother ban kar ghum raha hain bangalore par mere charo taraf .
2. 5July2015(Sunday)
It’s got send before completion of the message, this had been regular feature out here, I had to find a way out of this .As promised yesterday, every time ROSE aunty comes over here, u will got a message, whether its short or long it doesn’t matter, it depends on the amount of CHUTIYAPANTI she does over here. The moment ROSE tried to do , some big blunder or CHUTIYAPANTI , u will got all the hammering in the morning blog , what I thought of for others . Just like , I thought of messaging this message to Rashmi Pratap or Debasmita Mohaptra , the moment ROSE aunty called me “ I thought , tughe kuch samjha maine nhai aaya maine jo aaj message likha tha ,iske liye phir se call aaya hain “ , I thought of messaging u in the morning instead to Rashmi Pratap or Debasmita Mohapatra . Abhi dekhte hain, phir se ROSE aunty kab ati hain yahan par CHUTIYAPANTI karne ke liye . Otherwise I cant find a way out to contain this ROSE aunty menace out here. Tereko kia laga, maine aise hi likha hain BALAJI PG chod kar ghar jane ka, jiske liye woh phir se mughe puch rahi hain “shifting to BASTRAD ASHUTOSH's room of 205”. The way ROSE aunty again called me for changing the room, I thought "tu mughe abhi tak samjha nhai hain, kyun ki jo log mughe jante hain, they wont take risk of asking me again over here, after writing to u ". Its no surprise then that " tere ko NSS chief ki tarah , dhake mar kar nikal diya gaya from entire scheme of things " .I m very sorry to this thing “u still don’t have understanding of persons out here , who matches his words , with action and who bluffs in front of others ". The way ROSE aunty asked me " usse teri aukad pura pata chal raha hain sabko". I would have glad if ROSE aunty said for a moment " there is no problem , u leave our PG , I don’t have any issues with it " , maine toh bas isse moment ka intezar kar raha tha , sayad woh yeh baat ek baar bol de. When she didn’t said this thing , I thought " bura time aise thode jata hain ". I would have returned to my hometown . Let me tell u my travel plan also, what I m suppose to do, by knowing everything also. U cant able to anything out here, the way ur prepared for everything. I would have disturbed ur rhythm completely in HONG KONG of MUMBAI for 2-3 months , by shifting to my hometown , over which nobody can tell me anything also in my home , since I m not getting anything for more than one year out here in Bangalore . Waise bhi mere gharwale travel kar rahe hain, for next 2-3 months. So as my wife, its complete freedom for me, from any CHUTIYAPANTI at hometown, let whatever I m wrote. Tereko pata hain , what’s the difference between u and me , “ tughe mere paas koi crack nhai mil raha hain execute karne ke liye, isiliye dhoka wala trick try kar raha hain yahan par , I m telling affront the crack u had in the plan at BALAJI PG out here and u cant do nothing on that front . Apart from that fear of I may execute the crack at any time “. Once ROSE aunty talk of changing the room to BASTARD ASHUTOSH's room or somewhere else " I wont try for TATKAL ticket , since there were chance of not getting tickets out here immediately , I will take WAITING LIST 2nd class reservation ticket and board any BERHAMPUR bound train out here in bangalore mostly Prasanti , with all my belongs(I had to take all my belongs reason why , I had to take 2nd class reservation , other wise I would have boarded general boggey , the amount of pain I would have got in one night , u all going to suffer much more than this ) . If ticket not confirmed, I would have only night to stay awake in the train, by VIZAG train is almost empty, should have shifted to AC coach. I had made this plan, since this DUTCH formula of RASHMI had comes across over here, mostly with my headphone getting dysfunctional out here. But for me unfortunate thing is , ROSE aunty " didn’t goes to the extent of , I had no problem u change the PG " , bas ek baar keh kar dekhte , maine tereko dikhatha , kaise tera rhythm kharab karta hun . I think tu kuch sikha nhai, the way I m resigned from TCS during feb2013 and all ur plans of SEIGE like condition in TCS, didn’t got executed. Abhi phir se wahi daring dikha kar bol de, via ROSE aunty “I don’t have problem u changing the BALAJI PG out here”. Agar tereko thoda sa bhi doubt hain, aaj bas ek baar keh kar dekh "u change our BALAJI PG, I don't have any problem out here ", this BALAJI PG chapter will end over here today itself. Tereko sirf dekhna hain, maine kia kar raha hun, asli khushi toh mughe hogi. I will got a reason to leave this place, where RASHMI NAYAK's DUTCH formula going to be applied out here. Mera kismat itni achi kahan par hain "jo ROSE aunty itni daring dikhaye, by thinking I would change to BASTARD ASHUTOSH's room or somewhere else ". Now coming to what's planned over there in BASTRAD Ashutosh's room, its completely related u, want to be disassociated from that RASHMI chapter completely. From RASHMI PRATAP to RASHMI NAYAK, reason why these sort of tamasha is going on for TCS dirt phase of mumbai of HONG KONG . When Aneesh raj shifted to HONG KONG, maine samjha gaya tha , " abhi time hain , tughe inne sab chizzeon se disassociate karne ka, for which u waited for long time, since I m keep on saying its Aneesh Raj over here for Manish Khanna " . This TEDA rocket of Robert Vadra going to be SIDHA over there . It comes from RASHMI NAYAK's statement of "BATCHA jab tak nhai royega, maa DHUDH nhai degi ", related to Murali Sir. What SHILPA said to Kabir Khan at washroom " batcha yahan koi nhai hain , na aap na maine na aur koi...." , who is the guy still not touched by me . This LIMBHU guy, who is not touched by me, its Saroj Panigrahy's brother DIBYA Panigrahy. We still not discussed about the DIBYA PANIGRAHY aka DEEPA SAHI of MAYA MENSAAB. This DIBYA Panigrahy comes from this statement of Rashmi Nayak "jab tak batcha nhai royega , maa dhudh nhai degi" . It comes from DIBYA PANIGRAHY aka DIBYA SHAKTI movie of Ajay Devgan, where he is Prasant Sharma. How its linked to me, it comes from the SHIVAJY RAO concept of NAYAK movie, where SHIVAJ RAO comes after night of fight, somebody said " Shivaji Rao ne ek din maine pure maharashtra ki gandhegi saaph kar diya , inka gandhegi bhi ek jhateke maine saaph hona chahiye " . Maharashtra chief minister is in midst of controversy for delaying his flight , since his personal assistant did not brought his passport , while leaving for USA to do SUDHANSHU sort of thing . SUSU karne gaye hain, America maine Maharashtra ke CM. Alongside Maharashtra CM, there PANKAJA Munde who is in eye of storm for corruption charges, u described urself from this Pankaj sort of thing. This SORADA aka SODA kissa of eye test phase. Here somebody bring the bucket of DHOODH and put all over him. But this is TEDA rocket of Robert Vadra what is the SIDHA rocket. It comes from this DIBYA Panigrahy aka LIMBHU kissa of Sangram from GIDGER room, where SUSU guy is staying. In the movie DIBYASHAKTI Amrish Puri is TAU aka MAFIA DON , who face is TEDA , due to fight somewhere else and he is getting bath of DHOODH in this movie , while few street kids were trying to drink those MILK , where its getting coming out . Over there, Ajay Devgan aka Prasant Samal "made his TEDA gardan SIDHA, then after he broke his face". Once Amrish Puri celebrating like “ maine SIDHA ho gaya “ , Ajay Devgan aka Prasant Samal said “ abhi sidha kia , usko todna bhi hain “ , this emotional donkey kissa related to Suraj Samal “ abhi uske upper action lene par usko samjah nhai aayeh uske saath kia ho raha hain . Let he become human being at ist, then he will understand what’s going to happen on him. This MACHINE of ARYA aka interviewer, “maine future dekh liya hain . Bas waqt ki kami ki karan jo dekh nhai paya who janna chahta , tum Rohit Mehra ko kyun batchana chahte ho “ , reason why Sasikant the Rohit guy is present for long time over here . This is being planned over in TCS CVS CAREMARK by u, but it fall on u very badly and severely. Now ur TEDI GARDAN maine sidha kia CVS CAREMARK par, abhi tod ne wala hun yahan BALAJI PG par. Abhi asli cheeze ka tima tha na, isiliye u all going for asli cheeze of Rashmi Nayak's word "BATCHA JAB TAK NHAI ROYEGA, TAB TAK MAA DHOODH NHAI DEGI". Meri RONEWALI halat karne wala tha tu, at the ASHUTOSH's room . For which all the preparation were done, bas mere jane ka kami hain, which I m blocked over here. This is why its shown via the Rashmi Nayak's "DUTCH formula sort of thing , mera rone wala halat kaise karne wale hain , wahan par " . U all got a crack in the form of MANAS SAMAL's gift DIL+DO sort of thing, via ALOO PARATHA at Rashmi Nayak's room. This Ramesh lookalike had for long time is talking of "that guy who brought those covered ALOO PARATHA's were Mtech guy". Yahan par koi Mtech nhai chal raha hain via my sisters Mtech sort of thing, its only deception out here . What's happening out here is " KELE KA PATTA is cleaned up and put as it as, for PURNO SANGAMA sort of thing ". Its same formula what's there before is being applied over here. So the MANAS SAMAL's DIL+DO guy, who bring covered ALOO PARATHA "were doing Mtech or anything else , that matters less, since its time for KELE KA PATTA saaph karne ka". Nowadays people cleaning up their plates alongside me decreased substantially, from the day KELE KA PATTA concept comes across. Now everybody were avoiding the cleaning of plates out here. Its sunday dinner time out here , there were no change in my plans at Shravan hotel out here , I would search for BASTARD Ashutosh's seat for dinner , where MAAZA got initialized. If it’s blocked, then go for the Debasmita lookalike's seat where she said SORRY. There were no change in plan for me. If something got blocked, then I would think of something else over there.
3. 6July2015(Monday)
Tereko meri koi baat samjah maine nhai ati hain kia, tughe kia laga ROSE aunty aa kar thoda muskara kar baat karegi aur maine pighal jayunga. Tu yeh bhi soch liya hoga maine morning par message nhai karunga, aisa kuch nhai honewala hain. As the trend started over here, the message suppose to go somewhere else, will go to u only. Yeh ROSE aunty aajkal kuch jada hi chakar laga rahi hain yahan par , this month its 4-5 times in 6 days she had come . I don’t want to see her face over here, agar mughe uska chehra dikyi diya, morning ka message tere pass hi jayega. Tu apne aapko kuch jada smart samjha ta hain, Isiliye thoda experience ka baat karle. Yahan par ek ASHUTOSH tha, abhi aur ek AMBICA lookalike from TECH MAHINDRA aa gaya. Tera 2nd position kissa , thoda lamba hain , kyun ki yeh 250 saal tak chalne wala tha , lekin 6 mahina sahi tarah nhai chal paya . Tere saath aisa kyun hota hain. This experience sort of thing brings BHARION SINGH aka Anil Kulhar and Robert Vadra aka OM PURI together, isiliye aur ek Ambica aya hain yahan par rehne ke liye, for this DOUBLE DHAMMAL purpose. On saturday night while ROSE aunty is calling during dinner times, this TORCH kissa again got repeated over here, with power cut. Signifying we will try our experience out here, via Anil Kulhar as Bhairon Singh. Here enter the VAISHNO DEVI kissa and AMARNATH kissa also, as far as my understanding. Lots of Samjhadari kissa also involved over here. pakistan is not TCS , pakistan is HCL . India is TCS, related to Shravan Dabi getting good onsite profile over there " hum toh kisi ke taraf aankhan uttha kar nhai dekhte hain , lekin itne nalayak bhi nhai hain , jo apni rakshya nhai kar sakte hain " . Yesterday while having BISCUITs at SARDAR position of in the STOOLS, this Sangram lookalike comes across. Aaj toh maine, baat karnewala hun "like JAI SINGH from village, HUM APNA NAAM LIKHNA JANTE HAIN " .During launch its shown reality dance show in ZEE TV , aaj English full flow maine anewala hain . Maine janta tha launch hour par aisa kuch hoga , isilye toh DIVYASHANKTI ka movie ke liye chala gaya , use band eke paas who had locked the door over there in TCS . Who brought his parents from ranchi and put them in same MUMBAI water drinking guy’s room. During that time this STOOL had been taken away from here .This ULTI kissa of Sangram , is the VAISHNO DEVI kissa , of BORDER movie . We had discussed about Santoshi Sahu is praying in front of Anil Kulhar like KUNIKA in front of RAJU aka Anil Kulhar in the BETA movie. Abhi baat karte hain , Anil Kulhar as Bhairon Singh , working under Sunny Leone . While moving in the jeep during dinner times , they see fire in the KHANDAR (this is what AMARNATH gupha , which will start in next month ,for which my parents made arrangements) , on this Anil Kulhar aka Bharon singh said " khandr maine aag jal rahi hain sahab , na jane yeh log kaun hain aur isse ilake par kia kar rahe hain " . There Anil Kulhar asked " kahan se aaye ho ", one of them replied “yatri hain mai baap , TANRO se aajye hain , DEVI maa ka darshan karne , yahan aag jala kar roti kha rahe hain " . Here DEVI MAA is Vaishno Devi mandir via that ULTI of Sangram. While leaving from there, Anil Kulhar found something over there, for feeding of camel. Wahan par Anil Kulhar said something to sunny Leone " aap utt ke niche ghas ko dekh rahe hain " . On this Sunny Leone instruct GUMNAAM aka GUM aka MANGU aka GHULAM movie of BETICHOD to put the torch over there. Anil Kulhar continued over there "yahan rajashtan par dur dur tak aisi hari pati(FRESH) nhai dikhyji deti hain . Lekin border ke usse paar pakistan aka HCL par aisi fresh ghas milti hain". With this they all gone killed everybody out there, on the experience of Anil Kulhar, since he knows his BADSURAT mother very well. Chalo badhiya hain, itna toh pata chala TCS par sirf sukha jhandi ya milti hain . Lekin abhi woh experience kaise " what a beautiful message ho gaya " , while he didn’t done anything out here in TCS from my stinct of nov2010 to july2011 . My sympathies with Anil Kulhar on this purpose " jab tak woh CHUTIYAPANTI kar raha tha HCL par aur afterwards , everybody hailed him as HERO to the extend of comparing his power to that of 5 pandavs and now when he didn’t done anything in TCS , his work is termed as WHAT A BEAUTIFUL message via the ISHITA sort of thing " . Its same Sunny Leone who come as ISHITA out here in LARA TECHNOLOGY to signify the work of Anil Kulhar as " what a beautiful message " , while same Sunny Leone is talking like " GUMNAAM TORCH on the grass and then ordered to kill everybody in the AMARNATH CAVE , while going for VAISHNO DEVI as pilgrimage(this is the plan of my parents for august2015) . Recently KAILASH MANSORAVAR yatra started by the china, flagged off by Sushma Swaraj aka INDU's sister. I hope Anil Kulhar would have understood the functioning of IT industry properly now, the way he is getting hammered out here for not doing anything TCS. What ever the mistakes done at TCS, by managers like Ajay Saigal/ Shravan Dabi to my dad, his involvement is nil over there. I hope at least now, he would have realized, "how much importance HCL people had given to him, the way he is getting hammered for not doing anything in TCS backpain incident". Its an eye opener for everybody, on the functioning of IT industry, anybody can got hammering like Anil Kulhar for not doing anything, for somebody else’s mistake . Mughe IT industry ka funda sikhane chale the via their experience of Bhairon Singh, now they all trapped in the same experience theory . What happened with Anil Kulhar is something like Shravan dabi, “what ever good will HCL people had given then, all got lost due to SAMJHADARI concept of Ajay Saigal” . Now they had to start again from scratch, at that time persons like Anil Kulhar will realize "how much diffcult to convince people, to believe in their abilities" . Ek experience funda khatam hua, via Anil Kulhar, lets talk about another experience funda out here. It will come from Robert vadra as OM PURI aka Subedar Major Pritam Singh in the movie LAKSHYA, related to kargil war. This BOSE surname (SAMAL title resume for Suraj Samal) of SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE is BOFORS guns, as far as my understanding goes. While firing coming from the other side(its HCL as Pakistan) , to surprass the sound of TANKS , Amitabh Bachchan aka Sunil Damle is making some strategy out there , over there OM PURI aka SUBEDAR MAJOR PRITAM SINGH (while I m SUBEDAR Mathura Das , Robert Vadra is SUBEDAR MAJOR , difference between us) standing behind him said " Sir yahan par toh lagatar goli chal rahi hain , ek tank ko refill kar ke phir se chalne ke liye kam se kam 15 min lagta hain . Isilye wahan par ek nhai 2 tanks hain". over there Sunil aka Amitabh complimented him saying " this is called experience". This is how my writing of mails were perceived from dec2008 to nov2009 via experience of Robert Vadra. How I m writing the mails to Santoshi Sahu so frequently , there is another TANK is hidden somewhere else , that u want to find out via the experience of Robert Vadra aka Pritam Singh , at TCS. Wahi same kissa of airport related to Abhishek Bachchan "airport jate hua, humne unki goliyan khatam kar diya tha, lekin abhi unke paas hatiyar hain". This Robert Vadra and Abhishek Bachchan and Anil Kulhar, all were clubbed in one bracket via experience. Yahan par koi dursara tank mila nhai "lekin inta samjha maine aaya gaya , how much fast I m moving over here " . And all the experience gone in vain related to Balraj Chauhan by Shivaji Rao "agar tumhara 22 saal ka tajurba hain rajneeti ka , tumhare saath khelte khelte pichale ek saal se , mera 23 saal ka hua " .Something like what Srinivas said related to Malik " humare kerala maine ek kahawat hain , agar tum 6 mahine kisike saath rehlo , toh woh done aapas maine badal jate hain " . This way, u alongside other TCS managers trying to find out the 2nd tank of HCL via experience of Robert Vadra, which didn't existed. Aur teri experience ki uper sawal utne lage hain , to such an extend that" ur being thrown out of entire scheme of things like NSS chief thrown out from our college , trying to molest Pradeep Sahu's girl friend" . I m never sympathetic towards managers like u " kyun ki agar itne experience ho kar IT industry par , tu aisi harkat karega . Tughe toh kuch sabak milna chaiye na", nhai toh tere se inspire ho kar duare SUSHT MURGEE manager log " dusrao ke kaam par interfer karne lagnge , apna kaam chod kar " . Tughe SIT probe chahiye tha na, for that FEEDBACK form related to HCL managers, ab tera SIT probe kaun karega, iske bare maine kuch socha hain . Log yahan par itne bhi bebkuf nhai hain ki, tu Balakrushna uncle ki tarah kehene lagega "thoda side hua toh saath samundar par, aur sab chup ho jayenge". Aur woh tera representative Aneesh Raj, jo tere liye HONG KONG gaya hain , kia bol raha tha " mera male ego hurt ho gaya , kuch ladkiyan UPSC par top kar gaye . Pehele maine prove karu ki maine ladkyon se behetar hun, uske baad baat karo". Mera zingagi kia lena dena chahiye koi ladki USPC par top kar ya kahin aur par , maine thode hi na NARAYAN SEVA kar raha hun for IT professionals like “ ussne meri MAA ko gali diya hain “ . Tu agar apne CHELA aur CHAMCHON itna gyan de raha hain woman empowerment ke bare maine emotional aur badsurat mother ho kar , toh woh behen ka lauda Anessh Raj ,kyun apni baat se mukar gaya related Sunny Leone " by saying , why ru thinking negative things related to woman empowerment " . Kyun be harami ka Manish Khanna " kal tak wahi Sunny Leone tere liye bhagwan bani hui thi , jisko tu phir se redefine kar raha hain as UTTARA of TCS , aaj wahi Sunny Leone ka success tere liye negative ho gaya . Bade jaldi maine rehta hain tu harami ke pile, aaj wahi Sunny Leone ka success teri ego ko hurt karne laga, the way this BASTARD Aneesh raj from HONG KONG is talking yesterday". Ab ek answer Aneesh Raj de sakta hain "maine pura tight tha HONG KONG par kia karu". Maine puchta hun, tum madarchod IT professional wale, humesha TIGHT kyun rehte ho, kaam karne ke time par like Sandeep Kumar. Don't u guys know ur responsibilities till now also, while doing anything. Abhi dekh te hain, ROSE aunty phir kab ati hain apni CHUTIYAPANTI karne ke liye. If she will come today, tomorrow morning message will go to u again. ROSE aunty making my life simpler out here, I didn't require to think whom should I will send my message in the morning out here .
4. 8September2015(Tuesday)
Mitra over here started with his new brand of CHUTIYAPANTI from today morning, as all his tricks got failed till now. Today morning he didn't brought BIG MAAZA friend (the other MITRA out here doing BIG MAAZA sort of thing via bottle of water, clearly saying " tere ko 11000 volt ka jhatka diye bina, hum chup nhai baithne wale hain yahan par, we r least bothered about the consequences over here”), he tried to have breakfast with Niraj and hand washed with me, which I m cleverly avoided. I want to say MITRA same thing, what I m said to Suvendu Panda last week “tum jaise chutiyon ke liye hi maine yahan par Sasikant Mitra adventure list suru kia hain. Nhai toh tum harami logon ka kuch bharosha nhai hain . Harami ka pila MITRA tu itna mehnat mat kar, bas kal ke liye intezar kar , when I will ask Mansai Singh aka SEEMA for DATE aur subsequent SEX , for releasing the lock on ROSE aunty’s CHANA center over here “ . BASTARD Mitra , jab Manasi Singh , mughe block kar degi , once I will ask for releasing the lock on ROSE aunty’s CHANA center , tab aa kar apna chehra dikhana mughe aur mere se baat karna . BASTRAD Mitra, agar tere paas thodi si tameeze batcha hua na , mughe aaj dinner ke time par apna sakal mat dikhana , until Manasi Singh blocked me tomorrow . Agar Manasi Singh mughe block kar diya kal , tu harami ka pila MITRA, kiske saath breakfast karega aur kiske saath haath saph karega, who mughe dekhna hain yahan par . Now come to other person of Sasikant Mitra combination, it’s related to “NO HOT WATER will fall on me guy”, Sasikant. Its continuous more than 7 week for that statement he had given NO HOT WATER will on me , and Manasi Singh is 7th girl I m approached for DATE and subsequent sex , still no use . Yesterday during launch time, the way Sasikant over here trying to override the sitting place of Satya Samal, can I safely say “I had scored another goal over here, via the crack on the coordination sort of thing”. All the girls out rightly blocking me , when I m ask for releasing the LOCK on ROSE AUNTY CHANA center , but Sasikant still sticking to his statement of “ NO HOT WATER will fall on me “ , while overriding the Satya Samal’s seat during yesterday’s launch. The crack in the coordination effort of BALAJI PG according to me is “everybody need to remember everything what others said and did”. I thought DHOKA BENGALI who met me at RANJI CAKE shop on Sunday, would have understood the meaning of the NEW GOOD DAY biscuit Rajni is offering, while somebody is taking tea in TRAY aka TROY of APOLLO GUY ”yeh pyar kia hota hain mughe pata nhai ji , aapne aaj mere doston ke samne aa kar jo meri izzat rakh liya who mere liye pyar tha , usse jada pyar ki na mughe umeed hain na adat” , related to TANIYA aka Santoshi Sahu . In effect RANJI clearly saying “ we all want to disassociate from Santoshi Sahu’s sex machine aka inverter , via UPCASTING of SUPER.TOSTRING for the 7UP initialized by HELPER over here . But, DHOKA Bengali come up with a pre determined agenda, failed to understand it. I m considered DHOKA bengali’s intelligence more sharper , then all the BALAJI PG guys I met over , since its DHOKA Bengali who started the CLOCK placed on me , after identifying the BLOSUE sort of thing related to Manish Khanna aka ROSE aunty . Even DHOKA Bengali also disappointed me on Sunday at RANJI center, when I m shown the NEW GOOD DAY biscuit him. Everybody over here showing, how table initialization will be happen via Z positioning of tables present over, yesterday I m performed the Z while having the NEW GOOD DAY biscuit that RANJI given to me, at the Satya samal’s seat . At that time everybody understood, I m clearly knows the chutiyapanti of Satya Samal present over here in GIDGER room. Now everybody understood this BASTRAD Satya Samal staying in GIDGER room, wants to disassociate from TANIYA aka Santoshi Sahu. Now I want to hear from Sasikant over here “is this is not a lapse in coordination effort on his part , while ur at Satya Samal’s seat during launch hours yesterday, for ur NO HOT WATER will fall on me statement ?. Sasikant did I scored a goal or not in this regard, by breaching ur coordination sort of thing, in the india vs England match? Mr Saikant ur also trying connect with RASHID aka Zakri Hussain in similar fashion of connecting the tables of Z shape , which I m shown to everybody during yesterday evening snacks , via NEW GOOD DAY BISCUIT of RANJI CAKE SHOP. Now Mr Sasikant whether ur talk of sharing galaxe of download or load sharing of electricity, things wont move a inch over here and HOT WATER will keep on falling me, until BASTRADs like Satya Samal present over here, who instructed ALTAF to unlock the chairs”. Sasikant , what Manish Khanna’s girl friend SEEMA replying will be known by tomorrow itself , on ur statement of “NO HOT WATER will fall on me”. Lets make a deal Sasikant out here, if Manasi Singh aka SEEMA out here accept my DATE and agreed to have subsequent sex, overriding the Satya Samal of GIDGER room, u had scored a goal on me and I will accept my defeat altogether. Sasikant do u have this much of courage to take this bold stand , by proving my mother wrong, “if u cant trust me then left the scene from here to the DOWARY guy” . Sasikant do u have this courage to take this stand or take this BOLD step , I will accept my defeat ,if Manasi Singh comes for DATE and agreed for subsequent sex ? Itna mehnat kisiko bhi karna nhai padega yahan par, everything will be over this weekend itself“. Yeh mera khula challenge hain to both Sasikant and Mitra over here , if Manasi Singh agreed for DATE and subsequent sex, I will concede my defeat and disclose everything to my wife , without bothering about the consequences (whether HOT WATER fall on me or not), did people at BALAJI PG had this much courage to take this BOLD stand over here . As my mom said, “TCS people like Manish Khanna and their subordinates like Sasikant Mitra didn’t trust anybody”, reason why they were in the current conditions today. Since Manish Khanna and others at TCS believe in DHOKA, reason why they expect same thing from others. Sasikant Mitra, today is 8sept2015, aka day of HI aka HONESTY and INTEGRITY. I m telling both Sasikant Mitra HONESTYLY “ I will disclose everything to my wife , without bothering about the consequences of TRAY or TROY of APOLLO guy , if Manasi Singh agreed for DATE and subsequent sex, when I will ask her for releasing the lock on ROSE AUNTY’s CHANA center . U both got the stipulated time till Saturday, to make a call on this regard. Do u both had the courage to take this bold stand “. I want to see how much, Sasikant Mitra believing on HONESTY and INTEGIRTY over here. Sasikant Mitra, waise bhi sab kuch type casted hain, kuch bhi real nhai hain BALAJI PG par, toh kisiko bhi Manasi Singh bana kar bhej do, for DATE and subsequent sex. Maine thode ki kisi Manasi Singh ko janta hun personally, just to expose my HONESTY and INTEGRITY concept over here. Waise tum log itna mehnat kar rahe ho , for creating HALLOGANIATION sort of thing , isse ek ladki ki mere saath DATE aur sex par ane par kia problem hain . Agar maine, sab kuch apne wife ko bolna chahta hun toh, its victory for u all people present over here. I will write next blog after the response from Manasi Singh. Earlier I thought of writing the message to Leena aka breast girl , but I thought it will got more significance , agar maine tere jaise CHUTIYON ko message karu Manish Khanna . Kyun DHAMKI bhi tu de raha hain via Sasikant Mitra and DHOKA bhi tu kar raha hain via DHOKA Bengali . Abhi maine dekhna chahta hun rtu kitna believe karta hain “ HONESTY aur INTEGRITY par” ,tere pass sochne ke liye Saturday tak ka time hain , I will disclose everything to my wife , without bothering about the TRAY aka TROY of APOLLO guy over here .
5. 9November2015(Monday)
Few days before when Rabi Paikray called me (about which I m mentioned in one of the messages) and said “ u know about LOPA aka PALU of Vijay the carpenter , but u don’t know the stiffness of the PANEER of LOPA aka PALU . Once u start attending interviews, then only u will know the extend of the stiffness of PANEER of LOPA aka PALU, so start attending the interviews over here “ . In effect Rabi Paikray is talking of “ jab tumhare 10 haddiyan totega aur sar photega while attending the interview of JOB aka Jaswant Singh/Bhaskar Padhy , tabhi tumhare paas wahi confidence aayega , jo confidence hain Ajay Saigal ke paas ,defence matter /strategy civilian ke samne discuss nhai kia jata hain “ . Well, I want to tell my friend Rabi Paikray “mughe yeh baat bahut pehele se (around june2015) pata chal chukka hain, jab yahan par NEPALI log aaye the rehne ke liye , apne emotional and badsurat mother ke saath . Mughe Oct-nov2015 par 10 haddi tod kar aur apna sar phod kar janne ka jarurat nhai hain yeh baat “. How Rabi Pakiray is talking of Murad Ali going to attack ANSUL aka ILA’s son. When ever he used to call me at the dinosaur garden, he will send across his son to run in between the professional skaters. This way, Rabi Pakiray is talking of, “how I m going to be attacked over here in HONGKONG of Mumbai for TCS dirt to come across “ . I m thought of going in jan2016 , but everybody had problem in it also , they want I must leave on dec2015 . Har cheeze par negative testing achi baat nhai hain, maine jan2016 ko kyun ticket kia , dec2015 kyun nhai , uska jawab do , yeh keh kar mughe parseen kar diya . Agar maine dec2015 ko ticket kia hota , same question would have been arisen , “maine dec2015 ko kyun ticket kia ,jan2016 ko kyun nhai kia “ . Mera ticket cancel karwa ke phir se jan2016 karwa dete . Kia kare “ tu captain hain , aur pehele ball par out nhai ho sakta hain , isiliye yahan par sab log ghum ghum kar goli mar rahe hain , mera goliyan khatam karne ke liye .Isiliye aise kaam karte rahenge without any logic” . Now I m leaving from HONGKONG of Mumbai for TCS dirt is part of plan out here, I m not doing anything new or special over here. It will come from u as captain of TCS. It comes from debugging guy Sunil and Himanshu in TCS. This auto sort of thing is diverted towards I m leaving HONG KONG of Mumbai via Sunil’s debugging. This internet connection also diverted towards this, I m leaving HONG KONG of Mumbai for TCS dirt ,since yeh kaam kabhi khatam nhai honewala hain .The way I send off Suvendu Swain from my madangiri residence, once he started travelling to the spots on the advice of HCL people , rather than concentrating on his career , something similar way I must leave HONGKONG of Mumbai . What ever I may know its in comparison to “ I m as Suvendu Swain the debugging guy and U as captain aka Rama Pathy “ . The difference between the knowledge of plans will remain as it is, difference between Suvendu Swain and Rama Pathy . Till the last moment while boarding the train , Suvendu Swain thought of “ I will ask him , not to go , but that didn’t happened and finally he left from delhi to Bangalore “.Same Rakesh Pani kissa ,something way I must leave from HONGKONG of mumbai to ASKA so that , u able to do something over here . I don’t have any problem in it “ maine isiliye yahan se chod kar jar aha hun ,so that ur hands were free like my hands got freed once Suvendu Swain left delhi “ . Confident interviewer Sasikant ki room par Jyoti ki jagah par Achyut aaya hain isilye .When Jyoti come to stop Suvendu Swain in the auto , I m replied “ when he want to come to delhi where ru ?, abhi jab yeh jar aha hain tum aagye ho. Jaise aaye ho waise chale jana . Agar Suvendu Swain ko tumhe apne paas rakhna hain , phir se usko Bangalore se bula lena , lekin abhi toh who Bangalore jar aha hain “ . Now coming to something else, again its related to debugging guy Sunil .It comes from the terrace sort of thing in madangiri, delhi , where I m alongside my mom/sister used to see the downcasting of the planes .People out here keep on showing the flying past aeroplanes ,repeatedly. I m gone to mumbai airport alongside BHAGWAN, when we reached at Mumbai for seeing the UPCASTING and DOWNCASTING of aeroplanes . This Amitabh Bachchan autograph in SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, SAFETY TANK aka CHURAN of Bengali baba related to Chatur Ramalingam the RUM guy MANAGER30 thread program. Its mapped to AWASTI aka Ishant Nand Kishore Awasti of GARV movie, where he killed Haider Ali aka Arbaz Khan from behind .Over there Arbaz Khan said “ AWASTI tu gaddar “ . Now mapping AWASTI to AAN movie , while AAPA aka Sunil Shetthy of ending bhaigiri fame ,going for encounter of few people at airport , AWASTI aka Ishant Nand Kishore Awasti called Yousuf Pathan , then call goes to Walia , then call goes to Manik Rao, then call goes to commissioner Om Puri , then call come to u as PATTNAIK “ dekho OM , AAPA phir ek encounter ke liye nikal gaya hain , usko rook “ . Over there u as PATTNAIK called APPA and instructed not to do encounter of these guys at airport and bring them back to police station. Once APPA aka Sunil Shetthy comes with these guys at police station “gin ligiye Sir, koi bhi mara nhai hain , are yeh Patil yeh log insaan hain samjhan na , puch lena raat ko quarter ke saath aur kia chahiye . Sir yeh log Walia ke shooter hain, 5000 ruppes ke liye supari utane wale , aaj aapne arrest karwaya kal Walia ka vakil aa kar inko chuda kar le jayega . Sir inko marna koi gunah nhai hain, samja seva hain “ . Its again mapped to NAYAK movie, what Devi Mishra shown me , when we meet in BBSR outside the RD college , and start having tea with me . This RD college is mapped to national college eve teasing, while Shivaji Rao is taking the complain calls. Shivaji Rao immediately gone outside the RD college try to save the girls from there from eve teasing . Over there he gone to airport house of RANGA ,who said “ yeh apni hi kholi hain , jo TV par dikha raha hain “ . Shivaji Rao then fight with him and all the girls slapped them with chappals . Now coming to KABAB of MAHIM, EDA baba gone to BLUEBIRD dance bar kyun ki wahan par ek rapchik maal aayi hain . Recently, supreme court had ordered to reopening of the BLUEBIRD dance bar. Again AWASTI aka Ishant Nand Kishore Awasti had informed Irfan Khan aka Pathan, police is leaving for arresting Rahul Dev aka EDA. Once PATTNAIK reached at bluebird dance bar , he said to EDA, in something similar fashion of what we said to RamaKrushna Muduali during that ragging period on the eve of ganesh puja, by showing pistol inside his pants “ kyun re EDA mard banne ka bada sauk hain , namard banao kia tereko “ , in the mean time PATHAN’s hence man attacked police from all corners . After the fight got over there, while counting the dead bodies , KHALID aka PAN guy of Saket , is in nil down position . Over there APPA aka Sunil Shetty said to u as Pattnaik “ Sir pehchana aapne , yeh QUERSI aur KADAM , usse din airport par aapne bola chod do , maine chod diya . Aaj dekha inne logon ne kia kar diya . Agar maine usse din wahan airport par thok diya hota toh, apna Khalid aaj zinda hota . Aap sab ko kanoon padhate hain na, inne murdon ko kanoon padhiye , apna Khalid wapas aa jayega “ . Over there U as Pattnaik is standing still, by seeing the plight of Khalid aka PAN guy aka DHOOTI man . In the eye test phase , OM PURI is Robert Vadra , I m the QUERSI/KADAM who can kill with 5000 ruppes supari aka contract, while PAN guy aka DHOOTI Man is my dad .Airport is the madangiri roof top ,Sunil had left me on the advice of the OM PURI aka Robert Vadra. So, I m killed DHOOTI man aka PAN guy of Saket during the bus journey from prasanti nilayam to tirupati on june2009. Now at the backpain phase QUERSI/KADAM is CITI financial guys including Shravan Dabi, DHOOTI man aka PAN guy of Saket is Swati Singla/Niraj . I m become Sunil or Sunil DEBUGGING guy is talking to PATTNAIK aka u “aap sabko kannon aur protocol follow karna samjha rahe ho na , abhi inne murdon ko kannon samjhao , humare Swati Singla/Niraj wapas aa jayenge . In effect izzat of TCS will return back “. This way , my father in law PAN guy , is Swati Singla over here , as per my understanding of the situations over here .As nothing were available at the HONGKONG of Mumbai , everybody were checking, whether I m downcasting something or not like PATTNAIK aka u done at TCS for CHUTIYA’s of HCL . Isiliye maine, bangalore chod kar ja raha hun, without downcasting anything , simply following the plan over here .
6. 24November2015(Tuesday)
I can’t find any better person then u / any better day to write this message to u. Tu WAITER banne par itna paressan kyun ho raha hain , tughe toh proudly bolna chahiye “ 10 haddi toota, sar phota, tabhi mughe WAITER banne ka experience mila hain “. Kyun ki tu jisko mere samne khada karta hain, who tughe mera WAITER bana kar chod deta hain. TCS par Shravan Dabi ne tughe kaise mera WAITER banaya who puri duniya dekh chuki hain. Aur abhi HONGKONG of MUMBAI for TCS dirt par Sasikant aur Nitin jaise log tumge almost WAITER bana chuke hain mera, sirf official confirmation baki hain .Tughe pata hain maine kyun reveal kia what ROSE aunty said on the day Prasant Samal came to my room “now nobody will call UNCLE out here , its bhaiya only “ , after Nitin aur Niraj’s CHACHA reference “ CHACHA aap kuan ka mendak ho” “CHACHA aap billi marlo “ . Kyun ki jitna Nitin/Niraj mughe CHACHA bulayenge yahan BALAJI PG par, tu utna hi karib jayega mera WAITER banne ke . In fact apart from Nitin/Niraj ko chod kar, yahan par Narendra, Sunil aur Ankit bhi mughe CHACHA ya UNCLE bula rahe hain. At sometimes BENGA in my room also calling me UNCLE/CHACHA according to the situations . Jis din BENGA upcasted kia tha packaged breadomlet alongside the Sunil out here, uss din bhi who bol raha tha mughe “UNCLE Rama Pathy hum packaged breadomlet upcast kar rahe hain, tere haath maine jo ho sakta hain karle”. Mughe koi pharak nhai padta hain , koi UNCLE ya CHACHA bulane par , kyun ki who official line nhai hain. Offical line comes via ROSE aunty’s statement on the day Prasant Samal arrived at WIPRO guys seat “ abhi koi UNCLE nhai bulayega ,its BHAIYA only” . In other words calling CHACHA/UNCLE is not RASHID way, calling bhaiya is via RASHID way, it’s come from at ur level by ROSE aunty. The amount of CHACHA/UNCLE everybody called me “they were putting that much of RASHID to bring closer to ur WAITER tag “. Agar maine kuch galat bol raha hun, tu clarify kar sakta hain, everything is happening in public domain. Aur yahan par koi bebakuf nhai hain, sab log samjhadar hain. EK baat bata tu, WAITER hone par itna hairan kyun ho raha hain ,”agar mere charon taraf yahan HONGKONG of mumbai par sirf DUMP SQUIB dikhiyi denge , toh tu WAITER hi banega “. Ek DUMP SQUIB mere room par hain, abhi aur ek LARA TECHNOLOGY par aa gaya. Sahi chal raha hain tu, TCS ka work culture hi kuch aisa hain “jo DUMP SQUIB ki tarah khada rahega, usko gussa dikanhe ko mauk milega . Not persons like Swati Singla aur Niraj, who were real victims of lethageric approach of ur managers at TCS. EK baat bata “ DUMP SQUIB Nitin Kaushik ne aisa kia kaam kia tha TCS CVS CAREMARK par , jo usko itna importance mil raha hain HONGKONG of Mumbai par ?“ . Tu kia soch kar bandon ko divide kia hain BALAJI PG aur LARA TECHNOLOGY par yeh baat sirf tu hi janta hain. Teri isse sending of people between BALAJI PG aur LARA TECHNOLOGY par, ek sawal yaad aaya mughe ,which nobody over here asked me till now, I thought of clarifying it today” why nobody asked me , how I m got confirmed about 2 MANDAWALI’s happening at HONGKONG of Mumbai ,one goes via ROSE aunty’s BALAJI PG and another goes via Ramesh Budani/Savita led LARA TECHONOLOGY?” . While closely following me nobody asked this question till now, its surprise for me. Chal maine answer kar deta hun isko, from where I got the confirmation there were 2 MANDAWALI’s going on over here and I had to choose one of them. It comes via way the guys distributed among BALAJI PG and LARA TECHNOLOGY. Whatever may be the calculations going on my mind in this 2 MANDAWALI of HONGKONG of mumbai , its got confirmed by Satya Samal at GIDGER room asking Altaf to unlock the chairs during one launch hour . As there is already a Satya Samal comes over here in BALAJI PG ,I m expecting the next Satya Samal at the LARA TECHNOLOGY where real mandawali is going on , but to my surprise the next Satya Samal comes in GIDGER room and instructing Altaf to unlock the chairs . Over there I m confirmed, all those related to u, were at BALAJI PG and ur not present at the LARA TECHNOLOGY (except emotional and badsurat mother who asked me to rectify her TOMCAT server). If this Satya Samal of GIDGER room would have asked for unlocking of chairs at LARA TECHNOLOGY, by becoming my friend, then also I would have considered it as” yaari dosti par sab chalta hain“. Lekin the way this Satya Samal of GIDGER room instructed Altaf to unlock the chairs during launch hours “he virtually forcing me unlock the chairs , maine aajtak zindagi maine kisi ki baat nhai suni hain isse tarah koi baat kare toh , tu harami ka pila Manish Khanna kia cheeze hain . Abhi maine dekhta hun, tu mere se kaise chairs unlock karwa ta hain ,by doing chutiyapanti with me at BALAJI PG“. Whether BLOSUE fame ROSE aunty giving CHANA or Satya Samal(both at BALAJI PG) or Archana(there is no Archana lookalike at LARA TECHNOLOGY) at WINDOW seat of TEXTTILE mill , CARE aka KERA Sasikant, MURAD PATTNAIK (again both were present at BALAJI PG , non at LARA TECHNOLOGY) etc. all those related to u, were doing chutiyapanti at BALAJI PG only , not at the LARA TECHNOLOGY . Which hardened my stance of accepting the MANDWALI offered by Ramesh Budani/Savita at LARA TECHNOLOGY. Tere iradhe kitne gandhe hain aur tu kitna determined hain mughe WAITER banana ka yeh Vijay carpenter as SUPPLIER at BALAJI PG se pata chal raha hain mughe .Tu Vijay carpernter as SUPPLIER of BALAJI PG ke jariye yeh kehna chahta hain, something like Murali’s words ”tughe lagata hain maine cheat kar ke pass hua hun , maine openly bol raha hun , maine cheat kar ke paas hua hun “ .Something similar way ,tu bol raha hain via Vijay carpenter the supplier “ tughe lagta hain maine tereko WAITER banana chahta hun ,maine khula bol ta hun tereko WAITER banana chahta hun via Vijay carpenter the supplier of BALAJI PG, tere haath maine jo ho sakta hain who karle “ . Agar tu soch raha hota ,”maine sab kuch aram se karlo”, tu Vijay carpenter ko , Zakir Hussain ki tarah ek ache banda bana kar mere paas bhehta , jiske saath meri achi dosti ho gayi hain . Lakin tu chahta hain “ maine tera WAITER banu ,isiliye toh khula challenge de raha hain ,mughe WAITER banana ka via Vijay carpenter as supplier always having problem in GRAVY items in breakfast launch dinner“.So things move like this ,while I will trying to do PALU of paneer , I will become ur WAITER. As mera server mere upper mar raha hain yahan par ,what happened with Sangram of GIDGER room during my sister’s marriage , will happen with me “ while I will try to discuss any NON VEG thing with any girl out here , I will become ur WAITER, just like Sangram and others become WAITER at my sisters marriage “ .Tu phikar mat kar ,aisa kuch nhai honewala hain , “ maine WAITER tabhi banuga , agar maine kisi ladki se NON VEG discuss karne ka koshish karunga , I m not doing anything at all .I will leave Bangalore in next few days , by making all these people WAITER for my well behavior “ . Mera yeh khula challenge hain tere se Murali ki tarah, tere haath maine jo ho sakta hain who karle . Agar yeh baat abhi kisiko yahan par samjha nhai aaya hain na, toh jab focus PUNE par shift ho jayega kuch dino ke baad, tab samjha maine aa jayega . Aaj MANGAL baar hain, related to MANGAL RAO, on the day POHA had been defined as instance of MAAZA at SHRAVAN HOTEL. Today the JAMES BOND guy of BALAJI PG, again try to redefine the POHA sort of thing , by asking me to put some water on POHA to make it GILA . Kisiki niyat par kyun sak kare, agar BALAJI PG ka JAMES BONB bol raha hain “ thoda pani dalne par , POHA gila ho jayega on a MANGAL day ,lets put some water into it “ . I had still not discussed about the HP sort of thing. It comes from Santoshi Sahu as SHUSTH MURGAA by Anupam Kher as HP aka Hajari Prasad of DIL movie. After the engagement of Rahul and Nisha, this Sher Singh kissa was finalized at Bangalore as HONGKONG of Mumbai for TCS dirt .What happened at the engagement ceremony of the DIL movie, Mr SUMIT MEHRA aka Saeed Jaferry had slapped HP aka Hajari Prasad aka Anupam Kher, by terming him as mamuli kabadiya , jo MORNING WALK LATREN ki jariye aamir banne ka khaw dekh raha tha .In the movie Madhuri Dixit is Madhu Mehra and Aamir Khan is Raja. What HP aka Hajari Prasad the kabadiya said after the slap from SUMIT MEHERA aka Saeed Jaffery “ yeh yaad rakhna yeh HP aka Hajari Prasad isse thapad ka badla jarur lega tumse “ . Now map this to both eye test and backpain phase .At eye test phase, pillow dreamer kabadiya aka HP aka Hajari Prasad is Sridhar Sir, I m being his son at HCL, I m Raja aka Aamir Khan. For a longtime since early TCS day, I had discussed SUMIT MEHRA is comparable to Santoshi Sahu’s father (anybody can check the earlier mails of _TCS, where I m compared action of Shravan Dabi/Nitin at TCS to Sumit Mehra’s local show down for HIMANSHU the debugging guy of DND flyover), who had slapped Sridhar Sir aka HP aka Harjari Prasad in our engagement ceremony, after which SHER SINGH kissa had been planned at TCS CVS CAREMARK. Sridhar Sir aka HP said” yeh tamacha HP kabhi bhulega nhai, iska badala jarur lega “. How HP aka Sridhar Sir had taken the badla from SUMIT MEHRA and MADHU MEHRA as Santoshi Sahu, as the movie progressed, Raja is in emergency condition in the movie only HP aka Sridhar Sir can save it . So Madhu Mehra gone to plead in front of him, for my aka Raja’s life, over there HP aka Sridhar Sir reminded him of the TAMACHA SUMIT MEHRA had put on him during that engagement ceremony. And asked Madhu Mehra aka Santoshi Sahu “maine toh Raja ki jaan batcha lunga, lekin tumhe yeh MANGAL SUTRA aka MANGAL FORMULA mughe dena hoga , tabhi TAMACHA aka LAPHA aka FAIL of SUMIT MEHRA will got completed “ . To Save my life, Madhu Mehra aka Santoshi Sahu had given up the MANGAL FORMULA to HP aka Sridhar Sir. As it’s become remake not sequel, so whatever happened in HCL got repeated in TCS. Tereko bahut badi TAMACHA padi, via my dad and me during the engagement ceremony ,jisko tu abhi bol raha hain “ yeh HP aka Hajari Prasad iska badala jarur lega , aur jo MANGAL FORMULA wali baat philophosy par thi for Madhu Mehra aka Santoshi Sahu, usko tune sach kar diya via my marriage to somebody else “. Same words of Yeshwant Angre aka Ajay Saigal of “jab mughe padi thi toh sunaiyi diya tha ,waisi tarah wahan sunayi dena chahiye “ . As MANDWALI for TCS people , while Madhu Mehra aka Santoshi Sahu is pleading in front of u “ tune uska MANGAL SUTRA le liya , meri jaan baksne ke liye , kyun ki tughe sahi thapad padi hain TCS par , aur sab logon ko teri asaliyat pata chal gayi hain , tu ek kabadiya hain aur kuch nhai “ . Mughe isiliye SUMIT MEHRA ne ek KABADIYA ke ghar rent par rakha tha, when I got offer from TCS on sept2010. This month of SHRAVAN where Shiv bhakth KABADIYA’s gone by walking to put water in holy rivers. During that period u should not eat non veg items, which my wife keep on insisting “I had eaten non veg items during one such KABADYIA Mondays of SHRAVAN”. Aur yahan par bhi Binayak ke saath SUMIT MEHRA aaya tha .Jis din maine Anjali ko propose karne wala tha on 13feb2015, usse din SHYAM the DEBADUTTA lookalike comes alongside SUMIT to study the SERVLET (mera server mere upper maar rahe hain, for contract renewal) and shown me the security cameras over there .Now a days Savita also doing same thing by sitting at same Debadutta Daspanda’s seat “ Santoshi Sahu aka Madhu Mehra ka MANGAL FORMULA humare emotional and badsurat MAA ne le liya hain , aur abhi tu NON VEG discuss karne aaya hain mere saath ,WAITER ban kar jayega “ . Things got summed up like this out here , Mitra giving dhamki at Mrs CHANDIGARH’s seat on a Saturday for MANDWALI of Murad Ali , is actually talking of “ humare emotional and badsurat mothers HP aka Hajari Prasad aka KABADIYA of SHRAVAN month ne, Madhu Mehra aka Santoshi Sahu ka MANGAL SUTRA aka MANGAL FORMULA chin liya hain , by marrying me to somebody else “ . Kitna kamina insssan hain re tu, aur tereko lagta hain maine HONGKONG of Mumbai par continue karunga after 7dec2015, yeh mere se nhai ho payega .Everything will be over for me at 7December 2015. I hope JAMES BOND at BALAJI PG got his answer for his POHA overriding via water, agar nhai mila toh koi baat nhai hain, mughe bata dena .Maine JAMES BOND ka doubt clear kar dunga, in upcoming messages. As usual next message will be on satuday night or Sunday monring, after this week’s Sasikant Mitra adventure list got over .
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