1 . 7July2015(Tuesday)
It
had been my fantasy of having sex with u, which will going to be reality via this
PANEER sort of thing. There were loads of lookalike of urs were following me
over here in bangalore mostly in LARA TECHNOLOGY. Its via ur PANEER incident at
KHANPUR told that , "those things going to happen what had not happened so
far" , mostly related to that sex offer I had given to u during my noida
stint of JDA days . I had told Tapaswini about it "I will bring u in an
AUTO and have sex with u", which didn’t happened for this SHIVAJI RAO sort
of thing. When this will start I don't know. But as its related to many things,
that didn’t happened via PANEER sort of thing. Ist thing that's targeted out
here is making SEIGE like condition for me, which also didn’t happened via the
SEEMA aka Siraj Maharaj sort of thing. One of my tailor friend said "indian
women pussy got loosened up after having repeated sex with their husbands, did
ur pussy is tight or loosened by now. Everybody out here looking for the same
tight condition to happen for me over here , before start expressing their eagerness
of having sex with me . U not only related to PANEER sort of thing , ur related
to this HALDI sort of thing . Once u said, while having launch with Tapaswini
and me "ur NANAD had informed u to have HALDI on ur face so that u will look beautiful during ur marriage days
" . U looked quite beautiful now also. When ur lookalike girl have GLASS
of water at the GOL GAPPA center, which had been termed as AAM ADAMI party by
everybody out here, I thought " I m being first time wala party also not
proved , reason why everybody were trying to prove this via this” . Here is a
guy named AMBICA , who is insisting on having sex with my SALI LULI out here
via this AAM ADAMI PARTY version of PANEER sort of thing . I had not attempted
for sex with my SALI also in the past, which is now shown to me via this PANEER
sort of thing. My wife is moving to gujurat to her sister LULI's place, so this
guy AMBICA is insisting on to go over there and attempt for sex with her. But, I
found the idea bit absurb, how I will attempt for sex with my sali LULI, while
everybody around her were present over there. From her parents to sister to her
husband, I cant understand this thing of AMBICA out here. Our society is still
not that open for having sex like this , just like what Gandhiji aka Surinder
Rajan said few days before “ our HINDU tradition is still not ready for ending
the BHAIGIRI culture from our society “ , jo bahut logon ke dil par lag chukka hain
. This call by Gandhiji “tumhare dil par bhi laga hain kia “, since ur mother
of a daughter out here, so must wanted have trained in PATTA GOBI sort of thing,
means SEX only. Ek kaam karna usko mere paas bhej dena, I will teach her on sex,
which is being planned as sex machine out here. People out here repeatedly talking
of “whatever amount of sex I m talking were something like ABCD of sex aur I am
just talking like I KNOWS HOW TO WRITE MY NAME in sex “ . This much amount of sex planned in
the sex machine out here, since its suppose to last for 250 years out here .But
unfortunate thing is its not able to last for 6 months, from there this PANEER
kissa started on july2011 after the backpain of Swati Singla . But in between
there is another concept also running simultaneously its related to PURNA
SANGAMA sort of thing, all the things were kept as it is just like “ KELE KA
PATTA SAAPH karke rakhna” .So how both the things will move simultaneously with
ur PANNER on KELE KA PATTA , that’s the confusion for me . Everybody out here,
keep on insisting, just keep on talking on the facebook out here,” u wont face
any problem over here, for the repairing the BADA aka BASTRAD, which had been
blasted by dad during the of aug2008“. As ur on the forefront of this ist
timewala party related to AUTO sort of thing, I want to start having sex with u.
As we both were in Bangalore, it wont be much of worry for both of us , for
having sex . Just waiting for ur response in this regard, how early u respond
to my sex offer. There might be reason of , u wont like my message , u r always
welcome to block me from sending any message to u , which many girls out here
done . With the pressure on me increasing with each passing day, I had to
discuss sex with girls out here, I had no other alternatives present for me. If
I will discuss anything with my wife “HOT water will fall on me “. If I will
try to have sex with SALI LULI then “TAWA GARAM hain, maine agar haath rakhunga
toh jal jayega“ . Kyun ki who log special wale hain unka koi bharosha nhai hain
, agar maine unke haath lag gaya toh mughe koi batcha nhai sakta hain . If I
will discuss sex with u, then its ok. I hope u will understand my position out
here , I m staying over here in bangalore for last 10 months away from my wife
, not having sex for more than 10 months . Bahut din ho gaya hain aurat ka bhoj
kia hua, I needs a girl to have sex with her and discuss all those dirty things,
which we discuss in bed. Will u support me in this regard, of sleeping with me
for sex, I had lots of expectations from u, since PANEER sort of thing were
defined on u. Don’t be shy away from me , I knows ur interested in the EMA aka
extra marital affair sort of thing with me , but waiting for when this happen .
In the last 3+ years of my marriage, I m hardly stayed 6+ months with my wife, “from
this u can understand, how much low is my sex life “. Its something like TAU
aka Amrish Puri having DHOODH bath, while I m trying to drink those milks like
a street kids in the movie. Only this much sex happened in my married life so
far. Everybody out here had only one point formula to check my TIGHT like
condition related to sex, before they will actually respond for sex.
2 . 22July2015(Wednesday)
Log yahan par bahut closely follow karte hua bhi, mere se piche chal rahe hain, finally the BED's from the dinning table goes out yesterday. The real shift in position started (means the WATCH placed by Arjun Ranawat start working again, which got stuck for sometime), once I m declined to sit alongside the NEPALI’s during a dinner, since they were overriding Sasikant out here. Chalo achi baat hain, logon ko kuch toh samjha aaya, after I wrote the message to Barsha related to AYESH and Satya/AMBICA , otherwise they were feeling like I m close to becoming emotional donkey out here , on the presence of NEPALI’s out here. Barsha is same girl whom I had wrote related to PILOT kissa of AXA's sexy bitch at PALLAVI hotel, jisko dekh kar mera lund khada ho gaya tha for KLPD, jahan par ISHITA aayi thi for " what a beautiful message sort of thing ". ISHITA is same girl, whom I m messaged during 25march2015 on my Accenture interview related to SUNIL/AMBICA” is there were anybody named Pooja Mehra/Rahul Arvind in LARA TECHNOLOGY”. Probably everybody got to know about this, after I declined to give the number of aunty (the emotional and badsurat mother) to the BROTHER and SISTER duo who come here to stay as replacement for NEPALI's out here. This BED at dinning table comes across, since the day I wrote about the LUCKY SINGH's wedding gift to KHURANA for his daughter SIMRAN aka DIya Mirza's marriage. All these Sangeeta lookalike and my sister lookalikes roaming over here, for this GIFT purpose related Ajay Saigal aka Manoj "teri girl friend girl friend hain, meri biwi biwi nhai hain". I m citing one instance happened in the LARA TECHNOLOGY during feb2015, this HIBERNATE kissa on a saturday. when my sister lookalike(who used to learn the exception handling from my father lookalike of ASSAM at CHANDA’s seat) comes and sit at the BREAST girl Leena's seat , I m immediately come out from there , without attending the class(I think everybody must have remembered this thing). Unfortunate thing is when I m called ANJALI after reaching BALAJI PG, she did not picked the call. There is another instance, which everybody knows, when Sabita goes to the seat of SANGITA/ISHITA and POONAM PANDEY after JSON class, its become end chapter for LARA TECHNOLOGY. Sabita put the final coffin to the LARA TECHNOLOGY on that day, with her this behavior, which won’t be revived now. I hope the way , BED's got removed from the dining table yesterday , it become easier for everybody to understand this two events out here , its related to " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain , meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain " , and everybody excepting I will talk with my wife like Satya's gift towards Vidya . Thodi der maine sahi, yeh baat sabko samjha par aa gayi yahan par, yeh achi baat hain. Now it will be easier for everybody to understand, these two incidents happened in LARA TECHNOLOGY, one related to my sister lookalike sitting at breast girl's seat and another related to JSON girl Sabita on 5may2015. This naming guy out here, who want to override one the bed on my room, who keep on repeatedly talking of MOOLCHAND JI kissa out here, were for this purpose " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain, meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain" and he except now I will start talking to my wife like "I want gift for my girl friend Vidya " , jiske uper sablog MAAZE lenewale hain . For this purpose only, MAAZA had been initialized at Debashish Mishra's seat at SHRAVANA hotel by HRUSHI lookalike. Just few days back, HRUSHI had put across lots of photos with his wife in facebook (for two days nobody put any posts in facebook), by saying abhi tu “ Satya ki tarah baat karnewala hain , for gift towards Vidya”, aur humsab maze lenewale hain. I would have wrote a real hard hitting message to his wife Madhu , but then its HRUSHI who had initialized the MAAZA anything can happen and I m desist from writing the message to his wife. Its better to wait for oppturnate time to write a message to HRUSHI’s wife. No problem , let the drama goes on like this out here , as I m saying out here everybody " aajkal zamana badal gaya hain , pehele bhai behen ko chod ne jata tha anjan seher par , aajkal BALAJI PG par bhai ko chod ne ke liye behen aa rahi hain " . Its a real feminist world we r staying out here. As this naming guy still present over here, who want to override a bed on my room "teri girl friend teri girl friend hain , meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain” , will remain open out here . In face CHOTU had given a new bed to DHOKA BENGALI before he suppose to leave from BALAJI PG from here. Now coming to this PANEER kissa of urs, which is being played out . There must be certain circumstances, where this PANEER need to be mixed with the KELE KA PATTA SAPH KARNA. Let’s talk about those PANEER like incidents over here, it won’t be over in one single message. Lets start with the ALTAF from INDORE, who had initialized the bed for my dad, towards whom all the problem were directed like " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain, meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain". What is that ALTAF from INDORE signifies, it comes from the MUGHSE SHAADI KAROGE movie. Now everybody will understood, why I m following the UNCLE out here(not the emotional and BADSURAT mother aka AUNTY), its me nobody else , this SOMNATH aka PASUPATI mandir my dad built for me , over which my mom had taken him . The moment NEPALI guys come to sit alongside me during dinner time, I m changed my position to the UNCLE shown to me, this DUSRATH PATIL kissa . I m discussing about the discrepancy in my mails from dec2008 to nov2009 yeaterday to Barsha aka UTTARA of TCS, how its being perceived by Lokesh Singh and others over there, before backpain of Swati Singla in TCS during july2011. It comes from DUGGAL aka Kadar Khan (kedarnath yatra movie), this new year kissa, where bengali come up with his friend Sandeep kumar "pura tight tha bhai, usse time par yeh log record kia hoga". Over there what SUNNY aka Akshay Kumar said, when Kadar Khan put the LOCKs like for CHARLES (POOJA MEHRA kissa of SONALI BOSE,” maine yun turn kia, aur HATKADI meri haath par aa gayi “, this unlocking of chairs out here) " kis sale ne inke sar par goli mari thi, aaj new year eve par maine RANI se milne nhai ja sakta hun, aur mughe bhi aajhi yeh quadi wali kapde pehena tha". This way , I m being locked to the SIDDI out here for entire year of 2015 , via the DHOKA BENGALI out here or at least till the time of bihar election got over in sept-oct2015 , after which things will smoothened on AXA's bread front . In the movie the way its getting written on notice board(notice board of RAJU and FARHAN , for which BOMMAN IRANI lookalike comes across in LARA TECHNOLOGY) " DUGGAL sahab aaj andhe hain , aaj behere hain , aaj gunge hain , aaj policewale hain etc , I m writing my mails in similar ways , during dec2008 to nov2009 , which is being termed as " international quality of diplomatic standards out here , by various monkey's ruling india , according to the JYOTI aka english teacher via LORD MOUNTBETTIN's philosophy " . While Lokesh Singh and my dad going for the written statement of one weekly mail, next week I m writing completely different story over there. Over there Lokesh Singh and My dad were talking like SAANI aka Akshaya Kumar "kis sale ne Rama Pathy ki dimag par goli mara tha jiska bhuktan hum logon ko karna pad raha hain". This is why, when I come at BALAJI PG, this ALTAF had come from 304 aka CD room aka SIDDI room, so that emotional and BADSURAT mother out here will be disassociated from the CHAIRs. Everybody were prepared like this over here, sablog yahan par isse baat ka MAAZE le rahe hain, behind the scene. AAJ GOLI YAHAN PAR RUKA HAIN, aaj isko SIDDI par band diya maine. This way thing were moving out here and everybody taking MAAZA out here, via this ALTAF from INDORE aka SHAANI aka Akshya Kumar. Later ROSE aunty also gave me CHANA on a saturday, while ARJUN RANAWAT showing SUNSAN SADAK alongside SANGITA aka ISHITA. While Zakir Husaain is talking of "maine apne dost ko uski zimdari yaad dene aaya hun", he only referring," now u can behave as DUGGAL of RANI fame or NAMING GUY fame" , we had prepared PANNER accordingly via Lopamudra lookalikes . If u will try for sex out here, then u will shout as DHOKA bengali. There is no sex out here in 2015, its only ALTAF via GOLI of DUGGAL. I want to assure everybody out here , I m not going any GOL GAPPA center today , after writing these things , as I don’t want to offend girl by saying " NASAH UTARE NE KE LIYE , EK AUR BOTTLE CHAHIYE related to ALTAF from INDORE" . Girls can drink wine, even openly ask for NASHA UTARENE KE LIYE EK AUR BOTTLE CHAHIYE, there will be girls present in those GOL GAPPA CENTER for this purpose, lekin maine kuch sarcasitc comment kar diya in generic way the GOL GAPPA will say " apko ladkiyon ke samne woh cheeze nhai kehena chahiye tha" . As there is answer to everything out here, on the sex machine built across over here by my dad and Lokesh Singh, when did I got this GOLI on my head like DUGGAL of MUGHSE SHAADI KAROGE. Its during same KUTE KE GALE MAINE PATTA DALTE time par , while Tarun varshney is leaving the HCL , when I m trembled over there on the prospect of TV going to review my code , due to my code review comments on Srinivas .During that time, Sridhar Sir and Murali Sir had " shoot the GOLI on my head " , jiska bhuktan my dad and my friend circle were doing till now . As certain changes need to be done on SEX MACHINE, for TCS dirt to come across over here, reason why its needed u must come across via that PANEER sort of thing. The GOLI I had put across on my head as security guard , while TITANIC SHIP is sinking during the TV is leaving HCL , had created havoc in lives of my family members and friend circle out here . Something similar way the GOLI that stuck me during Swati Singla's backpain incident had remained inside me , now everybody out here excepting I will behave as " DUGGAL of RANI fame aka MUGHSE SHADDI KAROGE in goa" . Reason why , Priyanaka aka HEMA aka Rabi's wife come for putting lock at AXA's bread on a sunday , when I had given the KEY's to DHOKA BENGALI out here . While everybody expecting I will behave as DUGGAL of RANI fame, for unlocking the CHAIRs, which I m refused to do till now over here. I m citing one example of this unlocking of chairs out here related TV aka TITANIC ship's security guard, its related to Rashmi of LARA TECHNOLOGY. On the day, my dad lookalike comes across to Rashmi for saying " I m got a JOB " , its the incidence of that day . Rashmi goes and washed her face and come out, before asking me to come and sit at the SUPER.TOSTRING girl's seat, where she offered CHAI WITH ARVIND sort of thing. Rashmi is totally sure, I will wash my face in the WESTERN STYLE LAVATORY over here, while unlocking the chair, since my dad lookalike had got job. As chair is suppose to come over here ,with beds coming out from dining table , its become necessary to write how POOJA MEHRA got stuck in HATHKADI while turning around alongside SONALI BOSE .My position is clear on this, I wont unlock the chairs out here.
3 . 26July2015(Sunday)
2 . 22July2015(Wednesday)
Log yahan par bahut closely follow karte hua bhi, mere se piche chal rahe hain, finally the BED's from the dinning table goes out yesterday. The real shift in position started (means the WATCH placed by Arjun Ranawat start working again, which got stuck for sometime), once I m declined to sit alongside the NEPALI’s during a dinner, since they were overriding Sasikant out here. Chalo achi baat hain, logon ko kuch toh samjha aaya, after I wrote the message to Barsha related to AYESH and Satya/AMBICA , otherwise they were feeling like I m close to becoming emotional donkey out here , on the presence of NEPALI’s out here. Barsha is same girl whom I had wrote related to PILOT kissa of AXA's sexy bitch at PALLAVI hotel, jisko dekh kar mera lund khada ho gaya tha for KLPD, jahan par ISHITA aayi thi for " what a beautiful message sort of thing ". ISHITA is same girl, whom I m messaged during 25march2015 on my Accenture interview related to SUNIL/AMBICA” is there were anybody named Pooja Mehra/Rahul Arvind in LARA TECHNOLOGY”. Probably everybody got to know about this, after I declined to give the number of aunty (the emotional and badsurat mother) to the BROTHER and SISTER duo who come here to stay as replacement for NEPALI's out here. This BED at dinning table comes across, since the day I wrote about the LUCKY SINGH's wedding gift to KHURANA for his daughter SIMRAN aka DIya Mirza's marriage. All these Sangeeta lookalike and my sister lookalikes roaming over here, for this GIFT purpose related Ajay Saigal aka Manoj "teri girl friend girl friend hain, meri biwi biwi nhai hain". I m citing one instance happened in the LARA TECHNOLOGY during feb2015, this HIBERNATE kissa on a saturday. when my sister lookalike(who used to learn the exception handling from my father lookalike of ASSAM at CHANDA’s seat) comes and sit at the BREAST girl Leena's seat , I m immediately come out from there , without attending the class(I think everybody must have remembered this thing). Unfortunate thing is when I m called ANJALI after reaching BALAJI PG, she did not picked the call. There is another instance, which everybody knows, when Sabita goes to the seat of SANGITA/ISHITA and POONAM PANDEY after JSON class, its become end chapter for LARA TECHNOLOGY. Sabita put the final coffin to the LARA TECHNOLOGY on that day, with her this behavior, which won’t be revived now. I hope the way , BED's got removed from the dining table yesterday , it become easier for everybody to understand this two events out here , its related to " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain , meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain " , and everybody excepting I will talk with my wife like Satya's gift towards Vidya . Thodi der maine sahi, yeh baat sabko samjha par aa gayi yahan par, yeh achi baat hain. Now it will be easier for everybody to understand, these two incidents happened in LARA TECHNOLOGY, one related to my sister lookalike sitting at breast girl's seat and another related to JSON girl Sabita on 5may2015. This naming guy out here, who want to override one the bed on my room, who keep on repeatedly talking of MOOLCHAND JI kissa out here, were for this purpose " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain, meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain" and he except now I will start talking to my wife like "I want gift for my girl friend Vidya " , jiske uper sablog MAAZE lenewale hain . For this purpose only, MAAZA had been initialized at Debashish Mishra's seat at SHRAVANA hotel by HRUSHI lookalike. Just few days back, HRUSHI had put across lots of photos with his wife in facebook (for two days nobody put any posts in facebook), by saying abhi tu “ Satya ki tarah baat karnewala hain , for gift towards Vidya”, aur humsab maze lenewale hain. I would have wrote a real hard hitting message to his wife Madhu , but then its HRUSHI who had initialized the MAAZA anything can happen and I m desist from writing the message to his wife. Its better to wait for oppturnate time to write a message to HRUSHI’s wife. No problem , let the drama goes on like this out here , as I m saying out here everybody " aajkal zamana badal gaya hain , pehele bhai behen ko chod ne jata tha anjan seher par , aajkal BALAJI PG par bhai ko chod ne ke liye behen aa rahi hain " . Its a real feminist world we r staying out here. As this naming guy still present over here, who want to override a bed on my room "teri girl friend teri girl friend hain , meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain” , will remain open out here . In face CHOTU had given a new bed to DHOKA BENGALI before he suppose to leave from BALAJI PG from here. Now coming to this PANEER kissa of urs, which is being played out . There must be certain circumstances, where this PANEER need to be mixed with the KELE KA PATTA SAPH KARNA. Let’s talk about those PANEER like incidents over here, it won’t be over in one single message. Lets start with the ALTAF from INDORE, who had initialized the bed for my dad, towards whom all the problem were directed like " teri girl friend teri girl friend hain, meri biwi meri biwi nhai hain". What is that ALTAF from INDORE signifies, it comes from the MUGHSE SHAADI KAROGE movie. Now everybody will understood, why I m following the UNCLE out here(not the emotional and BADSURAT mother aka AUNTY), its me nobody else , this SOMNATH aka PASUPATI mandir my dad built for me , over which my mom had taken him . The moment NEPALI guys come to sit alongside me during dinner time, I m changed my position to the UNCLE shown to me, this DUSRATH PATIL kissa . I m discussing about the discrepancy in my mails from dec2008 to nov2009 yeaterday to Barsha aka UTTARA of TCS, how its being perceived by Lokesh Singh and others over there, before backpain of Swati Singla in TCS during july2011. It comes from DUGGAL aka Kadar Khan (kedarnath yatra movie), this new year kissa, where bengali come up with his friend Sandeep kumar "pura tight tha bhai, usse time par yeh log record kia hoga". Over there what SUNNY aka Akshay Kumar said, when Kadar Khan put the LOCKs like for CHARLES (POOJA MEHRA kissa of SONALI BOSE,” maine yun turn kia, aur HATKADI meri haath par aa gayi “, this unlocking of chairs out here) " kis sale ne inke sar par goli mari thi, aaj new year eve par maine RANI se milne nhai ja sakta hun, aur mughe bhi aajhi yeh quadi wali kapde pehena tha". This way , I m being locked to the SIDDI out here for entire year of 2015 , via the DHOKA BENGALI out here or at least till the time of bihar election got over in sept-oct2015 , after which things will smoothened on AXA's bread front . In the movie the way its getting written on notice board(notice board of RAJU and FARHAN , for which BOMMAN IRANI lookalike comes across in LARA TECHNOLOGY) " DUGGAL sahab aaj andhe hain , aaj behere hain , aaj gunge hain , aaj policewale hain etc , I m writing my mails in similar ways , during dec2008 to nov2009 , which is being termed as " international quality of diplomatic standards out here , by various monkey's ruling india , according to the JYOTI aka english teacher via LORD MOUNTBETTIN's philosophy " . While Lokesh Singh and my dad going for the written statement of one weekly mail, next week I m writing completely different story over there. Over there Lokesh Singh and My dad were talking like SAANI aka Akshaya Kumar "kis sale ne Rama Pathy ki dimag par goli mara tha jiska bhuktan hum logon ko karna pad raha hain". This is why, when I come at BALAJI PG, this ALTAF had come from 304 aka CD room aka SIDDI room, so that emotional and BADSURAT mother out here will be disassociated from the CHAIRs. Everybody were prepared like this over here, sablog yahan par isse baat ka MAAZE le rahe hain, behind the scene. AAJ GOLI YAHAN PAR RUKA HAIN, aaj isko SIDDI par band diya maine. This way thing were moving out here and everybody taking MAAZA out here, via this ALTAF from INDORE aka SHAANI aka Akshya Kumar. Later ROSE aunty also gave me CHANA on a saturday, while ARJUN RANAWAT showing SUNSAN SADAK alongside SANGITA aka ISHITA. While Zakir Husaain is talking of "maine apne dost ko uski zimdari yaad dene aaya hun", he only referring," now u can behave as DUGGAL of RANI fame or NAMING GUY fame" , we had prepared PANNER accordingly via Lopamudra lookalikes . If u will try for sex out here, then u will shout as DHOKA bengali. There is no sex out here in 2015, its only ALTAF via GOLI of DUGGAL. I want to assure everybody out here , I m not going any GOL GAPPA center today , after writing these things , as I don’t want to offend girl by saying " NASAH UTARE NE KE LIYE , EK AUR BOTTLE CHAHIYE related to ALTAF from INDORE" . Girls can drink wine, even openly ask for NASHA UTARENE KE LIYE EK AUR BOTTLE CHAHIYE, there will be girls present in those GOL GAPPA CENTER for this purpose, lekin maine kuch sarcasitc comment kar diya in generic way the GOL GAPPA will say " apko ladkiyon ke samne woh cheeze nhai kehena chahiye tha" . As there is answer to everything out here, on the sex machine built across over here by my dad and Lokesh Singh, when did I got this GOLI on my head like DUGGAL of MUGHSE SHAADI KAROGE. Its during same KUTE KE GALE MAINE PATTA DALTE time par , while Tarun varshney is leaving the HCL , when I m trembled over there on the prospect of TV going to review my code , due to my code review comments on Srinivas .During that time, Sridhar Sir and Murali Sir had " shoot the GOLI on my head " , jiska bhuktan my dad and my friend circle were doing till now . As certain changes need to be done on SEX MACHINE, for TCS dirt to come across over here, reason why its needed u must come across via that PANEER sort of thing. The GOLI I had put across on my head as security guard , while TITANIC SHIP is sinking during the TV is leaving HCL , had created havoc in lives of my family members and friend circle out here . Something similar way the GOLI that stuck me during Swati Singla's backpain incident had remained inside me , now everybody out here excepting I will behave as " DUGGAL of RANI fame aka MUGHSE SHADDI KAROGE in goa" . Reason why , Priyanaka aka HEMA aka Rabi's wife come for putting lock at AXA's bread on a sunday , when I had given the KEY's to DHOKA BENGALI out here . While everybody expecting I will behave as DUGGAL of RANI fame, for unlocking the CHAIRs, which I m refused to do till now over here. I m citing one example of this unlocking of chairs out here related TV aka TITANIC ship's security guard, its related to Rashmi of LARA TECHNOLOGY. On the day, my dad lookalike comes across to Rashmi for saying " I m got a JOB " , its the incidence of that day . Rashmi goes and washed her face and come out, before asking me to come and sit at the SUPER.TOSTRING girl's seat, where she offered CHAI WITH ARVIND sort of thing. Rashmi is totally sure, I will wash my face in the WESTERN STYLE LAVATORY over here, while unlocking the chair, since my dad lookalike had got job. As chair is suppose to come over here ,with beds coming out from dining table , its become necessary to write how POOJA MEHRA got stuck in HATHKADI while turning around alongside SONALI BOSE .My position is clear on this, I wont unlock the chairs out here.
3 . 26July2015(Sunday)
Its
long time not to write a message under the current circumstances, I had stopped
writing messages since Wednesday, when Sasikant talk of "no HOT WATER will
fall on me from GIDGER". To stop the activities of Sasikant its become
necessary to stop writing the messages , while all others over here talking of
Asauddin Owasis of MIM , he is only guy talking of no HOT WATER will fall on me
. The effects of not writing messages to anybody , and waiting for response
from Rashmi Das from SEC and Rashmi from LARA TECHNOLOGY were visible , this
guy Sasikant didn't come to meet me, while I m having BISCUITS today evening .
Now he himself started maintaining distance from me , what the opposite he used
to do , on the pretext of " HAIR
DYE fear of DHOOTI MAN " .This fear of everybody were at its place , it
doesn't mean anybody were averse of doing chutiyapanti out here . There wont be
any let up in the chutiyapanti over here, it will continue unabated, whether
anybody feared of seeing their face after hair dye or not. Both were two
separate things out here. One of the out
fall of not writing message to anybody from wednesday, there is no badmitation
play this weekend over here in balaji PG out here, which is started as trend
over here. Let’s see what happened next week, whether anybody played any
badmitation or not. Now let’s continue with PANEER alongside DUGGAL sahab's
goli placed on him via Sridhar Sir and Murali Sir during the TV episode in HCL
or during backpain episode of Swati Singla in TCS during july2011. What MAYA
said to Dawood Ibrahim, when Vivek Vyas aka Hirachad aka Vallabh Vyas said to
him " bhai maine usko abhi adha paisa de dunga, baki ka adha kuch dino ke
baad de dunga, bas kuch dino ka muharat chahiye". Dawood Ibrahim "
MAYA, wadhwani builder abhi adha paisa de raha hain rakh le , baki ka woh baad
de dega " MAYA's response "apun paisa toh pura 70 peti lega , apun ka kuch izzat hain
yahan par . kia bhai aap wahan dubai maine reh kar , apni VIDESHI FLUSH par
baith kar hukum de rahe ho , yahan apun pura mumbai sambhal raha hain . Isiliye
paisa toh apun pura lega". Dawood Ibrahim "tu meri baat nhai
manega". MAYA "isse baar toh
nhai manuga, waise bhi aap ka haath kahan anewala hain mumbai tak". After
the phone got disconnected, somebody said "MAYA ka phir ek naya lafda".
On this Dawood Ibrahim said "humare dhande sablog gatar (NALA of MANDAWALI
aka Rajendra Zutshi or NAYAL in bangalore, whom my sister comes to meet on the
pretext of RUPA's MATH competition last year august2014)se nikal kar ate hain ,
kuch log uper chale jate hain , kuch log phir se goli kha kar phir se gatar
maine chale jate hain". For me its planned something like this "to
have GOLI like MAYA had according to Dawood Ibrahim in SHOOTOUT AT LOKHANEWALA,
this time GOLI wont have struck like during the TV episode at HCL , which would
had created havoc on everybody". GOLI would have struck like Mahendra
Karma got during the may2013, when maoist blast in chattiasgarh, for DHOKA
bengali fame. There were 80 bullets found on his chest during that blast for
starting anti maoist in chattishgarh , bas everybody were waiting like BHAU aka
GOVIND NAMDEO “ bas election ka intezar kar raha tha , nhai toh kab ka GOLI mar
deta“ . As KELE KA PATA SAPH karke rakha
hua hain as it is , how this statement of Dawood Ibrahim had been changed now ,
via FACE WASHING on WESTERN STYLE LAVATORY . It comes from ur PANEER kissa .
How majority of IT professional comes across, they come via TRAINING INSTITUTE.
Humare DHANDE maine majority of log training institute se ate hain, kuch log
age nikal jate hain manager ban kar, aur kuch log failure ban kar phir se
training institute maine aa jate hain . This is how LARA TECHNOLOGY concept had
been comes across, this thing I understand very early, when I joined at over
there , with the activates of LARA TRAINERs and others over there. If I will
try for sex with any girl out here in LARA TECHNOLOGY then , what DHOOTI MAN
said in NAYAK movie happen " politics GATAR bol kar koi age nhai ata hain
, agar tum log age nhai aayoge , toh tumhe koi haq nhai banta hain Balraj
Chauhan jaise logon ko gali dene ka " . Yahan par LARA TECHNOLOGY GATAR
hain, jahan par Arjun Ranawat ne CLOCK place kia mere uper, yahan par sex nhai
hain. Yahan par emotional and badsurat mother ka TOMCAT server hain, agar maine
sahi karne jaunga toh mere uper kitchad girne wala hain GATAR se. This is how
HAIRY Rashmi concept been conceptualized, the way she come to me for unlocking
of chairs, after washing her face.
Reason why, the moment she gone to dinosar garden out here, I had
started my biscuits over there. Reason why the moment Sasikant said of “no HOT
WATER will fall on u from GIDGER” , I wanted him to prove this thing , since he
alongside this HAIRY Rashmi from LARA TECHOLOGY of GATAR fame , talked to me of
breaking the fast at MITRA's place " agar maine problem par aya toh koi
nhai batchega " . If I would try sex with any girl out here in LARA
TECHNOLOGY, then I will wash my face in WESTERN STYLE LAVATORY, since it comes
from Dawood Ibrahim's GATAR episode or VIVEK VYAS who sat between Nitish and
Sapna in TCS post BACKPAIN episode. When Sabita does that JSON episode on
5may2015, I thought its over for LARA TECHNOLOGY, final coffin to LARA
TECHNOLOGY given by emotional BADSURAT mother out here, when she called for
"rectifying her TOMCAT server for GALAXE". As LARA TECHNOLOGY is
GATAR where MANDAWALI happened , so the LOCKS placed during that phase remained
over here , which I m keep on harping over here .
4 . 17August2015(Monday)
Why there were shocking faces over here, related to that Mrs CHANDIGARH message on sunday night.I understood all the planning gone waste on Sunday, once I wrote about Mrs CHANDIGARH. Zakir Hussain and others goes onto saying "humara nasha utara nhai hain", yesterday while having dinner. I had mentioned about this Mrs CHANDIGARH kissa last year, while interacting with MUNNA's brother (how we both were discussing about Mrs CHANDIGARH kissa on a marriage function) , with whom I m discussed about " 1996 world cup cricket semi final at kolkata between india and sri lanka and later world cup soccer semi final between brazil and germany on july2014" . On ist week of JULY2014 While I m saying “How TAKLA TANDORI CENTER going to over, I had gone for COCA COLA at MUNNA’s shop. He is key factor, how everybody ignoring him”. People had forgotten those things over here , waise yahan par launch maine kia hua hain , woh dinner walon ko yaad nhai rehta hain , BALAJI PG walon ko LARA TECHNOLOGY maine kia hua hain , woh yaad nhai rehta , how they will remember what's I m said on 2014 related Mrs CHANDIGARH . As per my remembrance, while throwing the RED button dysfunctional REMOTE of my TV, I had discussed with MUNNA's brother on a saturday, everybody can check this thing on my previous blogs on 2014. Mrs CHANDIGARH is related to Debadutta Daspanda, but he is related to "mera server mere uper mar maar rahe hain". There is SHYAM aka SAM as Debadutta Daspanda at LARA TECHNOLOGY also, another one arrived at BALAJI PG during launch times out here. During dinner times, Manish Khanna lookalike come up with his son and during launch time Debadutta Daspanda comes up with his father, just to signify "Mrs CHANDIGARH ko server bana kar, mere uper marne wale hain yahan par". The standing of MITRA, is totally correct in this regard, at Mrs CHANDIGARH's position on a Saturday launch "agar maine problem par aaya toh koi nhai batchega". Reason why, I m respected his entry in BALAJI PG, by start adding many more things to ROSE aunty's CHANA center over here. Now million dollar question is how "Mrs CHANDIGARH will put against me, as mera server mere uper marna?". Means, how Dr Screwala would have put across the logic over here. It comes from the CHAIR GUY who is showing me the " SABYASACHI PANDA letter to me few days before from the POSTMAN over here", few days before something similar way , Sasikant Mitra also talking to same POSTMAN , Zakri Hussain's " mera kuch saman anewala hain " , lots of courier guys had delivered many things over here . In fact DHOKA BENGALI used to get lots of SAMAN from courier over here. How these events translates into substantial things, it comes from HELMET sort of thing, once HABIBULLA SAFI comes with HELMET at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER while I m having my chicken biryani, I m immediately initialized chanda punjabi dhaba. The way , RAJU , DHOTI MAN , SAM gone in bike with helmets for that statement of "hum yahan par pesab karne ke liye baithe nhai hain " , something similar way , Aamir Khan , post man , PIA (ONION DOSA) aka Kareen Kapoor gone to fortis hospital for independence day celebration . POST MAN is father of RAJU aka ME, where I m placed in BALAJI PG and whom ROSE aunty want to englishwala suffer via moving to Chautur Ramalingam’s room. But , who is my father according to TCS people its Sridhar Sir , jo NICHE BAITH KAR KELE KHA RAHE HAIN as COL PURI , while I m standing at the top of PATHAR with a gun in my hands in a rainy day. Ur motor paneer and SCOTTER of AXA's bread lock had been clubbed together via Pankaj parida's discussion with SANTRA at silk board petrol pump. I m repeatedly saying “things were not as easy and simple as it seems, it’s much more complicated, since its suppose to last more than 250 years”. Only problem is while going via my samjhadari people had "underestimated my capabilities on analytical skills and overrated their analytical skills, nothing more than that". Mrs CHANDIGARH is CHADA means UPCASTING of LARA TRAINER over here, this SUPER guy who put initial lock, then CHANDA and TAPASWINI at SUPER. TOSTRING place of Deepak and Poonam, the place I m referring constantly nowadays .Over here M tech PARATH guy doing UPCASTING with DHAKA hua khana on saturday morning. How things play out here , with these mixture of many things. It comes from "DOGATE and DOPOST method of LARA TRAINER in servlet (mera server mere upper mar rahe hain) aka POSTMAN as Sridhar Sir who is having KELA below the PATHAR, while I m having standing over the PATHAR with a gun in a rainy day“. How far I m suppose to stay at top of PATHAR. It comes from the BORDER movie, what Karachi ka gunda(according to Sunny Leone) said to his jawan’s who were fighting the battle throughout the night , as the morning and day light approaches “ Pakistan ko jawano , samne dushman hain , kuchi der maine sabera honewala hain Indian airforce kabhi bhi aa sakti hain , SUNNY LEONE ka landmine ki parwa mat karo , agar jit gaye toh GAZI kehloyage aur mar gaye toh sahid kehloyege . Apni tank regiment ke saath, POST(Sabyasachi Panda of chair guy related to POSTMAN) par CHADH jao (UPCASTING aka Mrs Chandigarh as server against me)” . This way Mrs CHANDIGARH aka UPCATSING had been put against me, over here via Chanda and Tapaswini’s SUPER.TOSTRING. This is how SALT aka NAMAK had been played out here. All the people placed over here TCS employees according to me. They had been type casted according to the situations, they knows LANDMINES were placed over there, still they were doing UPCASTING aka Mrs CHANDIGARH sort of thing over here excepting “kabhi toh khabar galat hogi”, related to NAMAK of KUWA BIRYANI guy. In fact these TCS people who were doing UPCASTING via Sabyasachi Panda of CHAIR GUY , doesn’t knows , “ how much I m knows , lekin who log meri samjhadri par ja rahe hain , koi toh aisi cheeze hogi , jo pata nhai hogi “ . What the eye test phase planning of TCS people were something like putting landmines or Raj Kumar aka Surya Dev Singh’s words of “gendasway aka Deepak Shikare, hum yeh bomb ka khel tab se khel rahe hain , jab tumhare baap dada aankoh maine surma(SURMA BHOPALI) lagate the , tumne ek bomb fit kia tha jo humara kuch nhai kar paya , hum tumhare liya itne bomb fit hain tum gin nhai payoge “ . Aisi koi toh BOMB aka LANDMINE hogi jo jiski jankari mughe nhai hogi, while TCS people were moving on the landmines placed by Sunny Leone. Over there they will claim their victory, kyun ki subha tak air force aka HCL people cant come “while Col Puri aka Sridhar Sir having his KELA below the PATHAR, while I m standing at the top of PATHAR with a GUN in a rainy night “. I can’t move anywhere, as all the exit points were blocked for me over here. I had to wait till HCL managers like Sirdhar Sir or somebody else come for my rescue like air force guys. As its time for HINDU KO HI MARNA HAIN, until a HCL manager contacts for JOB offer, there is no JOB present for me over here. I can only wait and send across messages to others. What my wife is talking of JOB offer via Saroj Mishra were something like “she is going like Pakistani jawans, attacking the Indian posts, without fearing the landmines placed by Sunny Leone“. This is how TCS people were disassociating from SUNNY LEONE sort of thing , via blade theory “ agar uska Dhakan ek baar khul gaya toh uska exact location pata kar sakte hain” or via SALT aka Namak theory” kabhi toh information galat hogi related to landmines placed by SUNNY LEONE “ . Chalo dekhte hain, Sunny Leone ka landmine kab phat ta hain mere paas, till now all the landmines were blasted on TCS side only. Am I talking right chair guy, “the way ur justifying ur taking of CHAIR during dinner times, via Sabyasachi Panda of POSTMAN”. In this regard yesterday’s positioning were correct one , the so called POOJA over here at the Mrs CHANDIGARH position(which is overridden by Sasikant Mitra as “ agar maine problem par aaya toh koi nhai batchega”) while Niladri Das at RADHEE MAA’s position , while I m returning from my dinner . Yesterday, what so called POOJA is doing were according to the plan of Karachi ka GUNDA “Sunny Leone ki LANDMINE ka parwa karo, POST ki upper chad jao “ , keep on trying on this regard POOJA , “kyun ki tumhara captain jo hain, who pehele ball par kaise out ho sakta hain , usko protect karna hain tumko via Arjun Ranawat”. I want to say Niladri Das out here, who is at RADHEE MAA position “This RADHEE MAA kissa is very old one and long drawing battle over here , its dated back to 2june2013 , when she put cases against my brother in law ARUN MOHAPTRA on the marriage day of my SALI LULI . This RADHEE MAA case had been fought by Prasant Samal aka KUTE KE GALE MAINE PATTA DALNE WALA Guy. So this RADHEE MAA kissa wont going to over until the divorce case got over here by Prasant Samal aka ROSE aunty over here. Just few days back UNCLE out here locked RADHEE MAA aka DEV inside the JAMES the driver’s room“. So it wont serve any purpose for u Niladri Das by staying at RADHEE MAA’s position , since as I m saying above “ TCS ka captain pehele ball par nhai out ho sakta hain , so RADHEE MAA kissa also not going to over. Tum bhi Sunny leone ki LANDMINE ka parwa mat karo, POST ki upper chad jao, kahin toh NAMAK ya BALDE theory kaam kar jayega”.
5 . 28September2015(Monday)
When I wrote about Arjun Ranawat yesterday correlating with WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL , I m expecting something like , what happened during yesterday evening. As its time for after image of N1 reporting , so Arjun Ranawat comes for his brand of chutiyapanti , after I wrote about him correlating with the WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL. While everybody out here doing their bit of CHUTIYAPANTI , on after image of N1 reporting , how this Satya Samal and his friend while showing up the separate plate and DANA, doing their brand of chutiyapanti on "before image of N1 reporting , showing it before the launch over here", its only they knows . There were very fascinating things happening out here on this CHACHA aka GUNDA or Rakhsha's " Devi bhai tume gote gunda ku control karucha /yahan par log behen bana kar line mar lete hain , related to water problem at laxmi nagar ". Its again classic case of chutiyapanti on after image of N1 reporting , since the day I m wrote about , "whenever ROSE aunty comes up here in BALAJI PG , Manish Khanna is giving next installment of money ". By saying the words of my brother " when ever , Ramakant Panigrahy start shouting outside our home , u think he had paid the next installment on the SARADA CHIT FUND SCAM" . After that message , two persons scramble to take the credit for ROSE aunty's next installment , via abusing me . One Sasikant having dinner at the UPCASTING guy Sabyasachi Panda's seat(according to the chair guy) , giving dhamki to me " tu bahut sarcastic baat karta hain , how dare u talk to me for water from my office , in front of everybody out here . Woh jo sardar aur VIDYA ne teri gand mar liya tha sahi kia tha , teri umar ka lihag kar raha hun barna , tu madarchod hain kia . Tu harami ki pila apne aapko samjha ta kia hain . Maine Zakri bhai ka kita izzat karta hun , kyun ki woh mere se tameez se baat kar te hain . TOM CRUISE tu thoda batayega , BROTHER movie ka kia collection hua hain " . Everybody present over there , if I m talking anything out of turn , they can rectify . I m not writing the full conversation , just giving a overview of what happened on that day . Via referring to that SARDAR and VIDYA's fight with me , Sasikant actually trying to correlate his aggression towards me as " ROSE AUNTY giving his next installment of money related to , BHAIGIRI KHATAM karna of Pattnaik" . Then comes another version its from Nitin/Niraj at the WIPRO guys seat , starting the CHACHA concept "CHACHA AAP KUNA KA MENDAK BAN CHUKE HO/CHACHA AAP BILLI MARLO" , for the same statement of Pattnaik "bhaigiri ko khatam karna hain " . Now there is another version related to BHAIGIRI khatam karna hain , its comes from the ROSE aunty , when Prasant Samal and Ayesh entered my room on july2015 "now nobody will UNCLE out here , from now onwards its BHAIYA only" . Now Mr Arjun Ranawat u come out in much fanfare at the LARA TECHNOLOGY at GATAR of IT profession, I want to ask one question "we will tell lots of good things about IT profession in the lines of WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL , via coordination , now can please guide me which one is correct version of ending BHAIGIRI out here ? " . So far as I m concerned I m going via what ROSE aunty said related to ending BHAI GIRI culture over here "now nobody will call UNCLE out here , from now onwards its BHAIYA only" . Mr Arjun Ranawat , do u know , why ur exposed by the BALAJI PG guys , where u left me while I m returning from meeting with RABI at DINOSAR garden(aka RUGBY of NAMASTEE LONDON aka WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL) "since ur totally based on false presumption , there were never been any good talks for me at BALAJI PG out here , its only HALLOGANATION present over here for me , nothing else ". Which people were keep on doing over here . It will comes from that LONDON statement of Pankaj Parida "yeh hindustan nhai hain , isko hindustan mat banana via throwing kachara everywhere " . What the Rehan Qadri said at the bankok airport , after the call of Ahmed Khan aka HAJI " har koi mere pote jaisa bahadur sipahi thode hain , lekin ussne bhi ek galati kia , woh bhi ek ladki ke liye " . Rehan's response" aapko isse sipahi ka bare maine phikar karne ka koi jarurat nhai hain , aaj bhi uski nazar apne mission par hain ". Over there Rehan Qadri come to the balcony and said " tumne toh mughe apni manzil tak pahucha diya tha ZOOMI , phir mughe tumhe usse train se nhai utar na nhai chahiye tha " . This is how " mera server mere uper maar rahe hain yahan par" . Mughe saphai kar karne ki bimari hain Maya ki tarah , jiske liye INCEPTION ka movie 3 dreams par aa gaya hain . Which everybody wants to end over here , as its giving lots of problem to everybody due to this cleaning habit of mine . Pehele maine Santoshi Sahu and others ke liye SAPAHI kiya , HCL se nikal diya gaya , phir TCS par ja kar wahi cheeze kia for Swai Singla and Niraj , abhi phir se TCS nikala gaya . Agar maine Rehan Qadri ban kar, phir se saaph karte hua MAYA ki tarah , kisi ko train se utarene ka koshish karunga , I will pay the price for it . This is how Manish Khanna and others were going via my SAMJHADARI , I will definitely try to clean up the mess over here , with slightest of HALLOGANATION and try to take ZOOMI from the train again over here in HONGKONG of mumbai for TCS dirt of comes across . I want to assure everybody out here , I wont cross my limits over here and start the cleaning act again in HONG KOG of mumbai for TCS dirt to comes across . Now coming to the significance of ISHITA as " what a beautiful message related to paintings" , she is for that statement of Deepak to Sudhir aka Amantran aka invitation " maine tere poster par gobar mara tha toh tere ko mirchi lagi , abhi maine tere muhn par gobar marta hun " . Santoshi Sahu felt devastated after that mail of " OUR HONEYMOON PLACE CONFIRMED DARJEELING VIA KOLKATA " , she is showing the paintings to Rehan and telling" ek bajah batao maine tumhe apne zindagi par kyun samil karo , tum jab apne kaam ke liye wah wah lut rahe the maine , yahan par maine roz ek naya tasveer banatai thi , taki maine apne bete ko dikha saku uske aba aise dikhte hain . Ab achanak tum aa kar keh rahe ho , usse 7 saal ka dard ki koi matlab nhai hain" . This is how Santoshi Sahu ki poster par gobar mara gaya tha , during her HCL blunder . Now Manish khanna and others at TCS , uske muhn par gobar mar rahe hain via her 7 years reference , everything got delayed for 7 years and her painting were termed as " what a beautiful message " . There were lots Sangita and my sister lookalike comes across at LARA TECHNOLOGY for this purpose . At ist ISHITA comes across for her servlet purpose (where Savita initialized JSON), then my dad lookalike from assam comes alongside Sangita at BADA PAV center and in front of CITI BANK , then another lookalike of my sister comes across on a HIBERNATE class , I consider it too much , and walked out from that HIBERNATE aka HYPOCRAT class on saturday and decided to clean up my clothes(everybody can refer to it, about how things had unfolded during that saturday) . Now my feeling is something like "thank god , I m walked out from that HIBERNATE/HYPOCRAT class , otherwise I don't know how much variety of Sangita and my sister were in queue for disassociating , Manish Khanna aka emotional and badsurat mother from Santoshi Sahu out here " . Now Santoshi Sahu is nowhere , so as ur Arjun Ranawat for telling good things or doing MAULIK MARGDARSHAN out here . What Raj Kumar Gupta aka Sanjiv Kumar (LOHA LOHE KO KAT TA HAIN aka ISSE LOHE KO JUNG NHAI LAGNA CHAHIYE, jiske liye mera LUND par kuch medicine apply kia gaya hain , so that it wont open properly for that ,while MITRA's friend suppose to come at BALAJI PG ) said to Vijay Kumar in TRISHUL " maine Pervez Younus aka BHANDARI aka Santoshi Sahu jaise logon ko kaam se nikal diya hain , abhi tumhe information dene ke liye koi nhai hain , isiliye sambhal kar rehna " . This is what Sajiv at TCS CVS CAREMARK giving new password as ABCD1234 , now persons like Santoshi Sahu and my dad who used to commit sever blunders were not in the HONGKONG of MUMBAI for TCS DIRT to come across , isiliye sambhal kar rehna . Agar tum Rehan Qadri ki tara kamzor pad gaye , aur kisi ko train se uttara toh , while cleaning up the mess out here , u will got fitting reply over here . Then question arises how Mandawali is happening at LARA TECHNOLOGY for me , the GATAR of IT profession . The Mandawali comes from the SHYAM the driver lookalike asking from my number outside the LARA TECHNOLOGY , while Bharati Achaerkar going to look after the notice board over there . It comes from experience of Anant Shrivastav during that statement of Yeshwant Angre " Kalwa jab mughe padi thi sunanyi diya tha , isi tarah wahan sunayi deni chahiye " . This slow downloading at BALAJI PG , were deliberate attempt over here , its not that happening by default out here . It comes from everybody smoking cigerate over here in front of me, on every occasion . DHOKA bengali leads the way in this regard , the way he used to smoke inside room . What the TALIBAN leader said, while JOHN and ARSHAD firing in air , so that HINDUSTANI GIFT guy Salman Sahid can escape " yeh hawa par kyun firing kar raha hain " . Something similar way Ananth said in KHAKEE movie , when driver's dead body comes across with message like Washim Khan of INDIAN movie to kill IMAM ana JOGESHWARI riots for price rise aka World YOGA day "Ansari ko bahar bhejo , nhai toh hum andar aa rahe hain " . " Sahi chal chali dushman ne , pehel ghuma ghuma kar huamari sari goliyan khatam kar diya , aur abhi mandawali ka baat kaar raha hain " . This is how , REALITY CHECK mail of mine had been perceived by my dad and others , "maine ghuma ghuma kar goli mar kar sabki goliyan khatam kar diya , phir Murali Sir ke bare maine likh raha hun via my WASHROOM concept and Waqar Khan sort of thing of HIMANSHU ". Here the DRIVER whom I m killed is Anil Kulhar , jiske pocket par CHITTI likh kar bhej MANDWALI ke liye . This DRIVER is brother in law of RONY aka Nila Mani Kar , whose wife she made sister on a RAKSHA BANDHAN day . Just before RAKSHA BANDHAN , RONY aka Nila Mani Kar arrived at BALAJI PG for his HALLOGANATION schemes , abhi sirf ghuma ghuma kar goliyan marne wale hain . This ASHUTOSH's room where ROSE aunty wants me to shift were something similar.This is whats going on in the name of cigerate smoking out here , yahan par sirf ghuma ghuma kar goli mari ja rahi hain , so that meri sari goliyan khatam ho jaye nothing else . I cant recollect all the persons , who had smoked alongside me , at various occasions in last one year, everybody knows whats they were doing out here . This is how slow downloading being deliberately applied over here , so that everything must lasted for more than 7+ years out here . Kyun ki according to Arjun Ranawat " Manish Khanna jo captain hain , woh peheli ball par nhai out ho sakta hain ", same cigerate smoking of COL PURI aka DEVTA jaise jamatji . Arjun ranawat ur present in BALAJI PG for this statement of Arjun aka Emran Hashmi only , "so that maie phir se Geeta Basra aka GB road ki boy friend ki tarah , RAPE karne chal na jao ". Arjun Ranawant , now this MANDWALI of Santoshi Sahu and my dad , had been redefined via that driver lookalike at LARA TECHNOLOGY . Again another application of PANNER over here , how MANDAWALI is being done via SHYAM the DRIVER lookalike.If I m writing about MANDAWALI is happening via that DRIVER lookalike , then the guy staying at BALAJI PG James room , become hyperactive out here . I had to answer that guy also , as he didn't represent the driver out here. It comes from bread omlet of Zakir Hussain , another application of AFTER IMAGE OF N1 REPORTING . After bread omlet divided between me and Zakir Hussain , who else divided things in something fashion . Its ISHITA who had shared SHUKA GOL GAPPA , with me outside LARA TECHNOLOGY alongside Rashmi , I hope ISHITA's SUKHA GOL GAPPA will become GILA aka ODA , when Narendra Modi meets Barak Odama today at WAHINGTON DC . Agar Barak Odama aur Narendra Modi wahna WASHINGTON DC se , agar SU SU karnege toh ISHITA ka SUKHA GOL GAPPA become gila aka ODA . Its wait and watch for me , when ISHITA's GOL GAPPA become GILA . After wards, its the SANTA BANTA of 7 up fame, DRIVER had shared CHIPS with me at RANJI CAKE CENTER , after wards I left RANJI CAKE center . So driver had already been defined via Nitin only , since its Nitin who had gone for NIC interview on RAKSHNA BANDHAN day at kormangala , while 7UP getting redefined . NIC stands for national information center , where Madhu(Suvendu Panda aka Niraj's congratulation) used to work, whom Niraj out here keep on referring . So person present at JAMES driver room , didn't represent mandawali driver out here . He only represent the RADHEE maa out here , via Murad Pattnaik .
6 . 13October2015(Tuesday)
Apna photo to change karlo , koi aur photo lagalo apne profile par . Yahan par sare ladkiyon ne apne photo change kar chuke hain since the day I m started writing to then , aur tumne abhi change nhai kia hain. Agar photo change nhai karoge toh , "maine tumhe UPCAST aur DOWNCAST ka jo funda samjha ya tha uska kia phayada hua" . I hope by the time I wrote next message , u will change ur profile photo , just like I UPCASTED the photo of Santoshi Sahu in orkut profile once Debasish Dixit suggested me to do . Please do me the favor of UPCASTING the photo on ur ORKUT profile, so that I will able to DOWNCAST u like I did Santoshi Sahu at HCL and Swati Singla and Niraj at TCS . As its time for BIG DATA, so from today onwards , I planning to start 2 new lists, it will help me to track the events and messages I wrote to somebody on a particular day . One related to slow downloading of BALAJI PG and other related to AMBASODA of Hairy Rashmi , who keep on coming for her chutiyapanti , with slightest of happenings at LARA TECHNOLOGY . People over here don't want , I must talk in nicer terms while writing a message to somebody else, I m share their sentiments . But when somebody cross his or her limitations , I m forced to start abusing languages against him and her . This Rashmi of LARA TECHNOLOGY were something similar , " this time I m let her with a warning and starting of AMBASODA of HAIRY RASHMI list" . If she comes again and said something like what she said last sunday of " abhi LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani's wife is pregnant and can give birth to baby anytime" , she will listen more harsher abusive language than ISHITA . Hairy Rashmi , just be careful and stay within ur limits its good for u . I m started using abusive language against ISHITA , like referring her as CHARACTER LESS RANDI , once she reached and waiting at MARATHALLI , while I m going to meet Rabi and his wife on RAKSHA BANDHAN day , on pretext of ORACLE interview . She even said " she is waiting for his brother to come across over there " , I want to ask ISHITA " tumhara what a beautiful message towards Santoshi Sahu , I had written much before , why did u came at MARATHALLI ,while I m suppose to meet Rabi and his wife . ISHITA ur never part of solution , either for ur bus encounter or what a beautiful message of Santoshi Sahu's paintings in last 7+ years, then why u keep on following me , where ever I m going ". To stop movement of ISHITA in front of me, I m started referring her as CHARACTERLESS RANDI ISHITA to everybody out here .Everybody out here , thinking like why I had gone to Savita's laptop center , when my key board become dysfunctional . This is question going on everybody's mind , " since everybody expected I will go for buying another external key board like earlier" . The reason is what happened today , again sending me to POONAM RECHARGE CENTER for recharging my internet pack over here , via Mitra's NOTEBOOK DHAMKI ,"maine tughe pichli baar Subrat Mohanty ki short message par samjhaya tha tu samjha gaya tha , abhi maine MITRA ki NOTEBOOK DHAMKI way se samjha raha hu , tu samjha payega kia " . When I talk lat month during sept2015, "I wont recharge my internet pack until money comes from home ", at that point I understood this NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA is coming for recharging my internet pack at POONAM RECHARGE CENTER anytime soon and I had to counter it via someway . While thinking this way , I got the opportunity , when my laptop key board become dysfunctional . I m given it to repair at the Savita laptop center and initialized cyber cafe , but at that time I m not aware of that Savita laptop repair center guy will dysfunctional my display card altogether . Rest sequence of events everybody knows , what happened . I m initialized the cyber cafe via Savita's laptop center for repairing the key board , on the expectation of what happened today , just to avoid going to POONAM recharge center , when these BASTARD's of BALAJI PG will send me , on the pretext of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA . How downloading is slow in this regard compared to LARA TECHNOLOGY , I m citing one event happened over there . Everybody aware of I had stopped going to LARA TECHNOLOGY once emotional and badsurat mother talked of rectifying her TOMCAT server , so all the events I m citing happened before that . So everybody will understood , how slow is downloading of BALAJI PG in comparison to LARA TECHNOLOGY . When NAGA lookalike of isttime wala party guy asked me " how to install TOMCAT server in eclipse?" , I had raised lots of issues and even didn't attended LAB for some days in protest . Which had been enhanced by both Savita and emotional and badsurat mother over here . Savita gone for rectifying her laptop center of TOMCAT server , where I gone for rectifying my key board . I m not talking of what Savita and emotional/badsurat mother did with their TOMCAT server . I m talking of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA , via what LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani did , just few days after my outrageous comments on NAGA lookalike's " how to install TOMCAT server on ECLIPSE" . LARA TRAINER started weekend class related to "running JAVA in LINUX environment", just to disassociate himself from ROSE aunty's DAILY sort of thing, as by that time I m mentioned about my brothers words related training of sports persons "how u must keep on continue ur training despite being injured , then only u will achieve excellence" . LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani wants to know " pichali baar maine Subrat Mohanty ki things would have shortened way maine samjhaya tha via (TOMCAT SERVER in ECLIPSE )tumhe sanjha aa gaya , abhi maine MITRA ki NOTEBOOK DHAMKI ki jariye samjha raha hun (JAVA IN LINUX) tu samjha payega " . Everybody can check the incident over there in LARA TECHNOLOGY happened in april -may2015 , same thing got repeated at BALAJI PG for sending me to POONAM RECHARGE CENTER again now in sept-oct2015 . Anyway all these will be come under one more list of "slow downloading speed of BALAJI PG". But this time I m well prepared for it , and given fitting reply to BALAJI PG guys , now I m not recharging my internet connections until money comes from home . I will use the cyber cafe for this purpose till that time , for the purpose of which I m initialized via repairing my laptop at Savita's laptop center . Now coming to yesterday's incident of Savita sending me to LARA TECHNOLOGY , in NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA fashion , for faster downloading . I appreciate her gesture , lets talk about how faster downloading will come across . As I m said earlier also , when I entered inside LARA TECHNOLOGY for doing STRUCTS class , I m well prepared for it , as Savita's JSON is eye opener for me . When I entered for STRUTS class , I m also expecting for faster downloading , reason why , when the girl at ur aka LOPA lookalike seat turned the chair " I m asked for her DAIRY aka NOTEBOOK ", instead of she giving to me her NOTEBOOK , she goes on to doing her regular rituals like earlier , the moment somebody got confidence of I will follow her , she started staying away me . This is what that NOTEBOOK girl did over there , in the fashion of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA fashion . Why ur seat is so important , for which GOL GAPPA guy defined as " izzat par discount nhai deta maine , at Pankaj hotel" , later CHENNAI girl goes on sit at same place during Arjun Ranawat's logical coding class and Anand/Sarangi lookalike come to sit over there same place during spring class . It comes from the new supplier coming to BALAJI PG now a day , he is VIJAY the carpenter lookalike , again same Surma Bhopali of Zakir Hussain giving BREAD OMLET to me , while ROSE aunty sitting in Sachin's place . CARPENTER is CAR of UNCLE out here , who come and sit behind the TABLEs during dinner times , before MITRA coming up with his NOTEBOOK DHAMKI , "pichali baar maine short par samjhaya toh tughe samjha aa gaya , abhi maine NOTEBOOK way par samjha raha hun , samjha payega " . But , what is VIJAY the CARPENTER is doing at BALAJI PG (with whom ROSE aunty talked, while thrashing MITRA) , how its related to many persons over here in BALAJI PG and LARA TECHNOLOGY . It will come from u LOPA ,PANEER kissa related to u started after the Swati Singla's BACKPAIN incident , whats ur real meaning in earlier avatar of eye test . It comes from same VIJAY the CARPENTER aka CAR . Its related to HAIRY Rashmi and Sasikant together talking of now break ur fast on a saturday dinner . After writing about this related to HAIRY RASHMI , if she commit any chutiyapanti , then she will got sever hammering . In one way , I m telling LARA TECHNOLOGY people why HAIRY Rashmi is present during last week's STRUCTS classes , alongside the UR CHAIR twisting girl . During CARPENTING work going on at our house , VIJAY used to do CARPENTING work in our house , I m used to discuss many things with him while he is working ,even gone with him movies also . In one such occasion , while VIJAY is doing PALU aka LOPA aka KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi , I m voluntarily offered to him my service . Over there Vijay the carpenter aka CAR guy said "u cannot do this KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi for Zakir Hussain's STOOL". But I m given a try to KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY RASHMI for Zakri Hussain's STOOL , via ur PALU aka LOPA way , after sometime I understood the power needed to perform the task and since then I never tried to do that again over there . This is what planned at TCS for me as LOPA aka PALU via Vijay the carpenter aka car aka APTITUDE test . Now here also downloading speed of BALAJI PG is very slow , while ur look a like come at LARA TECHNOLOGY on feb-mar2015 , this Vijay the carpenter lookalike come at BALAJI PG on october2015. Now as Savita and LARA people out here wanted to know yesterday , how the things will be shortened via that Savita's certificate sort of thing . Now I m clarified their doubts and told then "when I m tried this things to shortened kissa, during STRUCTS class also, without any success" . Rest of things , let LARA TECHNOLOGY people decide how to do " KHAL KHINCHNA OF HAIRY Rashmi for Zakri Hussain's STOOL at LOPA lookalike aka ur lookalike's position " . This Zakir Hussain's STOOL is being LOCKED by the POONAM RECHARGE CENTER over here and Vijay the carpenter comes across as supplier at BALAJI PG , signifying this LOPA aka PALU for KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi for Zakir Hussain's stool wont be easy . This is reason why at GYANI PUNJABI DHABA , I m being served PANNER repeatedly alongside TOMATO, during saturday's launch , clearly saying "u wont able to perform KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi so easily". Savita ur doubt got cleared related to faster downloading , now plan accordingly ,I m having full faith on u . Next message again after this week's Sasikant Mitra's adventure list got over here.
4 . 17August2015(Monday)
Why there were shocking faces over here, related to that Mrs CHANDIGARH message on sunday night.I understood all the planning gone waste on Sunday, once I wrote about Mrs CHANDIGARH. Zakir Hussain and others goes onto saying "humara nasha utara nhai hain", yesterday while having dinner. I had mentioned about this Mrs CHANDIGARH kissa last year, while interacting with MUNNA's brother (how we both were discussing about Mrs CHANDIGARH kissa on a marriage function) , with whom I m discussed about " 1996 world cup cricket semi final at kolkata between india and sri lanka and later world cup soccer semi final between brazil and germany on july2014" . On ist week of JULY2014 While I m saying “How TAKLA TANDORI CENTER going to over, I had gone for COCA COLA at MUNNA’s shop. He is key factor, how everybody ignoring him”. People had forgotten those things over here , waise yahan par launch maine kia hua hain , woh dinner walon ko yaad nhai rehta hain , BALAJI PG walon ko LARA TECHNOLOGY maine kia hua hain , woh yaad nhai rehta , how they will remember what's I m said on 2014 related Mrs CHANDIGARH . As per my remembrance, while throwing the RED button dysfunctional REMOTE of my TV, I had discussed with MUNNA's brother on a saturday, everybody can check this thing on my previous blogs on 2014. Mrs CHANDIGARH is related to Debadutta Daspanda, but he is related to "mera server mere uper mar maar rahe hain". There is SHYAM aka SAM as Debadutta Daspanda at LARA TECHNOLOGY also, another one arrived at BALAJI PG during launch times out here. During dinner times, Manish Khanna lookalike come up with his son and during launch time Debadutta Daspanda comes up with his father, just to signify "Mrs CHANDIGARH ko server bana kar, mere uper marne wale hain yahan par". The standing of MITRA, is totally correct in this regard, at Mrs CHANDIGARH's position on a Saturday launch "agar maine problem par aaya toh koi nhai batchega". Reason why, I m respected his entry in BALAJI PG, by start adding many more things to ROSE aunty's CHANA center over here. Now million dollar question is how "Mrs CHANDIGARH will put against me, as mera server mere uper marna?". Means, how Dr Screwala would have put across the logic over here. It comes from the CHAIR GUY who is showing me the " SABYASACHI PANDA letter to me few days before from the POSTMAN over here", few days before something similar way , Sasikant Mitra also talking to same POSTMAN , Zakri Hussain's " mera kuch saman anewala hain " , lots of courier guys had delivered many things over here . In fact DHOKA BENGALI used to get lots of SAMAN from courier over here. How these events translates into substantial things, it comes from HELMET sort of thing, once HABIBULLA SAFI comes with HELMET at TAKLA TANDORI CENTER while I m having my chicken biryani, I m immediately initialized chanda punjabi dhaba. The way , RAJU , DHOTI MAN , SAM gone in bike with helmets for that statement of "hum yahan par pesab karne ke liye baithe nhai hain " , something similar way , Aamir Khan , post man , PIA (ONION DOSA) aka Kareen Kapoor gone to fortis hospital for independence day celebration . POST MAN is father of RAJU aka ME, where I m placed in BALAJI PG and whom ROSE aunty want to englishwala suffer via moving to Chautur Ramalingam’s room. But , who is my father according to TCS people its Sridhar Sir , jo NICHE BAITH KAR KELE KHA RAHE HAIN as COL PURI , while I m standing at the top of PATHAR with a gun in my hands in a rainy day. Ur motor paneer and SCOTTER of AXA's bread lock had been clubbed together via Pankaj parida's discussion with SANTRA at silk board petrol pump. I m repeatedly saying “things were not as easy and simple as it seems, it’s much more complicated, since its suppose to last more than 250 years”. Only problem is while going via my samjhadari people had "underestimated my capabilities on analytical skills and overrated their analytical skills, nothing more than that". Mrs CHANDIGARH is CHADA means UPCASTING of LARA TRAINER over here, this SUPER guy who put initial lock, then CHANDA and TAPASWINI at SUPER. TOSTRING place of Deepak and Poonam, the place I m referring constantly nowadays .Over here M tech PARATH guy doing UPCASTING with DHAKA hua khana on saturday morning. How things play out here , with these mixture of many things. It comes from "DOGATE and DOPOST method of LARA TRAINER in servlet (mera server mere upper mar rahe hain) aka POSTMAN as Sridhar Sir who is having KELA below the PATHAR, while I m having standing over the PATHAR with a gun in a rainy day“. How far I m suppose to stay at top of PATHAR. It comes from the BORDER movie, what Karachi ka gunda(according to Sunny Leone) said to his jawan’s who were fighting the battle throughout the night , as the morning and day light approaches “ Pakistan ko jawano , samne dushman hain , kuchi der maine sabera honewala hain Indian airforce kabhi bhi aa sakti hain , SUNNY LEONE ka landmine ki parwa mat karo , agar jit gaye toh GAZI kehloyage aur mar gaye toh sahid kehloyege . Apni tank regiment ke saath, POST(Sabyasachi Panda of chair guy related to POSTMAN) par CHADH jao (UPCASTING aka Mrs Chandigarh as server against me)” . This way Mrs CHANDIGARH aka UPCATSING had been put against me, over here via Chanda and Tapaswini’s SUPER.TOSTRING. This is how SALT aka NAMAK had been played out here. All the people placed over here TCS employees according to me. They had been type casted according to the situations, they knows LANDMINES were placed over there, still they were doing UPCASTING aka Mrs CHANDIGARH sort of thing over here excepting “kabhi toh khabar galat hogi”, related to NAMAK of KUWA BIRYANI guy. In fact these TCS people who were doing UPCASTING via Sabyasachi Panda of CHAIR GUY , doesn’t knows , “ how much I m knows , lekin who log meri samjhadri par ja rahe hain , koi toh aisi cheeze hogi , jo pata nhai hogi “ . What the eye test phase planning of TCS people were something like putting landmines or Raj Kumar aka Surya Dev Singh’s words of “gendasway aka Deepak Shikare, hum yeh bomb ka khel tab se khel rahe hain , jab tumhare baap dada aankoh maine surma(SURMA BHOPALI) lagate the , tumne ek bomb fit kia tha jo humara kuch nhai kar paya , hum tumhare liya itne bomb fit hain tum gin nhai payoge “ . Aisi koi toh BOMB aka LANDMINE hogi jo jiski jankari mughe nhai hogi, while TCS people were moving on the landmines placed by Sunny Leone. Over there they will claim their victory, kyun ki subha tak air force aka HCL people cant come “while Col Puri aka Sridhar Sir having his KELA below the PATHAR, while I m standing at the top of PATHAR with a GUN in a rainy night “. I can’t move anywhere, as all the exit points were blocked for me over here. I had to wait till HCL managers like Sirdhar Sir or somebody else come for my rescue like air force guys. As its time for HINDU KO HI MARNA HAIN, until a HCL manager contacts for JOB offer, there is no JOB present for me over here. I can only wait and send across messages to others. What my wife is talking of JOB offer via Saroj Mishra were something like “she is going like Pakistani jawans, attacking the Indian posts, without fearing the landmines placed by Sunny Leone“. This is how TCS people were disassociating from SUNNY LEONE sort of thing , via blade theory “ agar uska Dhakan ek baar khul gaya toh uska exact location pata kar sakte hain” or via SALT aka Namak theory” kabhi toh information galat hogi related to landmines placed by SUNNY LEONE “ . Chalo dekhte hain, Sunny Leone ka landmine kab phat ta hain mere paas, till now all the landmines were blasted on TCS side only. Am I talking right chair guy, “the way ur justifying ur taking of CHAIR during dinner times, via Sabyasachi Panda of POSTMAN”. In this regard yesterday’s positioning were correct one , the so called POOJA over here at the Mrs CHANDIGARH position(which is overridden by Sasikant Mitra as “ agar maine problem par aaya toh koi nhai batchega”) while Niladri Das at RADHEE MAA’s position , while I m returning from my dinner . Yesterday, what so called POOJA is doing were according to the plan of Karachi ka GUNDA “Sunny Leone ki LANDMINE ka parwa karo, POST ki upper chad jao “ , keep on trying on this regard POOJA , “kyun ki tumhara captain jo hain, who pehele ball par kaise out ho sakta hain , usko protect karna hain tumko via Arjun Ranawat”. I want to say Niladri Das out here, who is at RADHEE MAA position “This RADHEE MAA kissa is very old one and long drawing battle over here , its dated back to 2june2013 , when she put cases against my brother in law ARUN MOHAPTRA on the marriage day of my SALI LULI . This RADHEE MAA case had been fought by Prasant Samal aka KUTE KE GALE MAINE PATTA DALNE WALA Guy. So this RADHEE MAA kissa wont going to over until the divorce case got over here by Prasant Samal aka ROSE aunty over here. Just few days back UNCLE out here locked RADHEE MAA aka DEV inside the JAMES the driver’s room“. So it wont serve any purpose for u Niladri Das by staying at RADHEE MAA’s position , since as I m saying above “ TCS ka captain pehele ball par nhai out ho sakta hain , so RADHEE MAA kissa also not going to over. Tum bhi Sunny leone ki LANDMINE ka parwa mat karo, POST ki upper chad jao, kahin toh NAMAK ya BALDE theory kaam kar jayega”.
5 . 28September2015(Monday)
When I wrote about Arjun Ranawat yesterday correlating with WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL , I m expecting something like , what happened during yesterday evening. As its time for after image of N1 reporting , so Arjun Ranawat comes for his brand of chutiyapanti , after I wrote about him correlating with the WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL. While everybody out here doing their bit of CHUTIYAPANTI , on after image of N1 reporting , how this Satya Samal and his friend while showing up the separate plate and DANA, doing their brand of chutiyapanti on "before image of N1 reporting , showing it before the launch over here", its only they knows . There were very fascinating things happening out here on this CHACHA aka GUNDA or Rakhsha's " Devi bhai tume gote gunda ku control karucha /yahan par log behen bana kar line mar lete hain , related to water problem at laxmi nagar ". Its again classic case of chutiyapanti on after image of N1 reporting , since the day I m wrote about , "whenever ROSE aunty comes up here in BALAJI PG , Manish Khanna is giving next installment of money ". By saying the words of my brother " when ever , Ramakant Panigrahy start shouting outside our home , u think he had paid the next installment on the SARADA CHIT FUND SCAM" . After that message , two persons scramble to take the credit for ROSE aunty's next installment , via abusing me . One Sasikant having dinner at the UPCASTING guy Sabyasachi Panda's seat(according to the chair guy) , giving dhamki to me " tu bahut sarcastic baat karta hain , how dare u talk to me for water from my office , in front of everybody out here . Woh jo sardar aur VIDYA ne teri gand mar liya tha sahi kia tha , teri umar ka lihag kar raha hun barna , tu madarchod hain kia . Tu harami ki pila apne aapko samjha ta kia hain . Maine Zakri bhai ka kita izzat karta hun , kyun ki woh mere se tameez se baat kar te hain . TOM CRUISE tu thoda batayega , BROTHER movie ka kia collection hua hain " . Everybody present over there , if I m talking anything out of turn , they can rectify . I m not writing the full conversation , just giving a overview of what happened on that day . Via referring to that SARDAR and VIDYA's fight with me , Sasikant actually trying to correlate his aggression towards me as " ROSE AUNTY giving his next installment of money related to , BHAIGIRI KHATAM karna of Pattnaik" . Then comes another version its from Nitin/Niraj at the WIPRO guys seat , starting the CHACHA concept "CHACHA AAP KUNA KA MENDAK BAN CHUKE HO/CHACHA AAP BILLI MARLO" , for the same statement of Pattnaik "bhaigiri ko khatam karna hain " . Now there is another version related to BHAIGIRI khatam karna hain , its comes from the ROSE aunty , when Prasant Samal and Ayesh entered my room on july2015 "now nobody will UNCLE out here , from now onwards its BHAIYA only" . Now Mr Arjun Ranawat u come out in much fanfare at the LARA TECHNOLOGY at GATAR of IT profession, I want to ask one question "we will tell lots of good things about IT profession in the lines of WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL , via coordination , now can please guide me which one is correct version of ending BHAIGIRI out here ? " . So far as I m concerned I m going via what ROSE aunty said related to ending BHAI GIRI culture over here "now nobody will call UNCLE out here , from now onwards its BHAIYA only" . Mr Arjun Ranawat , do u know , why ur exposed by the BALAJI PG guys , where u left me while I m returning from meeting with RABI at DINOSAR garden(aka RUGBY of NAMASTEE LONDON aka WRAPPER CLASS BRINGAL) "since ur totally based on false presumption , there were never been any good talks for me at BALAJI PG out here , its only HALLOGANATION present over here for me , nothing else ". Which people were keep on doing over here . It will comes from that LONDON statement of Pankaj Parida "yeh hindustan nhai hain , isko hindustan mat banana via throwing kachara everywhere " . What the Rehan Qadri said at the bankok airport , after the call of Ahmed Khan aka HAJI " har koi mere pote jaisa bahadur sipahi thode hain , lekin ussne bhi ek galati kia , woh bhi ek ladki ke liye " . Rehan's response" aapko isse sipahi ka bare maine phikar karne ka koi jarurat nhai hain , aaj bhi uski nazar apne mission par hain ". Over there Rehan Qadri come to the balcony and said " tumne toh mughe apni manzil tak pahucha diya tha ZOOMI , phir mughe tumhe usse train se nhai utar na nhai chahiye tha " . This is how " mera server mere uper maar rahe hain yahan par" . Mughe saphai kar karne ki bimari hain Maya ki tarah , jiske liye INCEPTION ka movie 3 dreams par aa gaya hain . Which everybody wants to end over here , as its giving lots of problem to everybody due to this cleaning habit of mine . Pehele maine Santoshi Sahu and others ke liye SAPAHI kiya , HCL se nikal diya gaya , phir TCS par ja kar wahi cheeze kia for Swai Singla and Niraj , abhi phir se TCS nikala gaya . Agar maine Rehan Qadri ban kar, phir se saaph karte hua MAYA ki tarah , kisi ko train se utarene ka koshish karunga , I will pay the price for it . This is how Manish Khanna and others were going via my SAMJHADARI , I will definitely try to clean up the mess over here , with slightest of HALLOGANATION and try to take ZOOMI from the train again over here in HONGKONG of mumbai for TCS dirt of comes across . I want to assure everybody out here , I wont cross my limits over here and start the cleaning act again in HONG KOG of mumbai for TCS dirt to comes across . Now coming to the significance of ISHITA as " what a beautiful message related to paintings" , she is for that statement of Deepak to Sudhir aka Amantran aka invitation " maine tere poster par gobar mara tha toh tere ko mirchi lagi , abhi maine tere muhn par gobar marta hun " . Santoshi Sahu felt devastated after that mail of " OUR HONEYMOON PLACE CONFIRMED DARJEELING VIA KOLKATA " , she is showing the paintings to Rehan and telling" ek bajah batao maine tumhe apne zindagi par kyun samil karo , tum jab apne kaam ke liye wah wah lut rahe the maine , yahan par maine roz ek naya tasveer banatai thi , taki maine apne bete ko dikha saku uske aba aise dikhte hain . Ab achanak tum aa kar keh rahe ho , usse 7 saal ka dard ki koi matlab nhai hain" . This is how Santoshi Sahu ki poster par gobar mara gaya tha , during her HCL blunder . Now Manish khanna and others at TCS , uske muhn par gobar mar rahe hain via her 7 years reference , everything got delayed for 7 years and her painting were termed as " what a beautiful message " . There were lots Sangita and my sister lookalike comes across at LARA TECHNOLOGY for this purpose . At ist ISHITA comes across for her servlet purpose (where Savita initialized JSON), then my dad lookalike from assam comes alongside Sangita at BADA PAV center and in front of CITI BANK , then another lookalike of my sister comes across on a HIBERNATE class , I consider it too much , and walked out from that HIBERNATE aka HYPOCRAT class on saturday and decided to clean up my clothes(everybody can refer to it, about how things had unfolded during that saturday) . Now my feeling is something like "thank god , I m walked out from that HIBERNATE/HYPOCRAT class , otherwise I don't know how much variety of Sangita and my sister were in queue for disassociating , Manish Khanna aka emotional and badsurat mother from Santoshi Sahu out here " . Now Santoshi Sahu is nowhere , so as ur Arjun Ranawat for telling good things or doing MAULIK MARGDARSHAN out here . What Raj Kumar Gupta aka Sanjiv Kumar (LOHA LOHE KO KAT TA HAIN aka ISSE LOHE KO JUNG NHAI LAGNA CHAHIYE, jiske liye mera LUND par kuch medicine apply kia gaya hain , so that it wont open properly for that ,while MITRA's friend suppose to come at BALAJI PG ) said to Vijay Kumar in TRISHUL " maine Pervez Younus aka BHANDARI aka Santoshi Sahu jaise logon ko kaam se nikal diya hain , abhi tumhe information dene ke liye koi nhai hain , isiliye sambhal kar rehna " . This is what Sajiv at TCS CVS CAREMARK giving new password as ABCD1234 , now persons like Santoshi Sahu and my dad who used to commit sever blunders were not in the HONGKONG of MUMBAI for TCS DIRT to come across , isiliye sambhal kar rehna . Agar tum Rehan Qadri ki tara kamzor pad gaye , aur kisi ko train se uttara toh , while cleaning up the mess out here , u will got fitting reply over here . Then question arises how Mandawali is happening at LARA TECHNOLOGY for me , the GATAR of IT profession . The Mandawali comes from the SHYAM the driver lookalike asking from my number outside the LARA TECHNOLOGY , while Bharati Achaerkar going to look after the notice board over there . It comes from experience of Anant Shrivastav during that statement of Yeshwant Angre " Kalwa jab mughe padi thi sunanyi diya tha , isi tarah wahan sunayi deni chahiye " . This slow downloading at BALAJI PG , were deliberate attempt over here , its not that happening by default out here . It comes from everybody smoking cigerate over here in front of me, on every occasion . DHOKA bengali leads the way in this regard , the way he used to smoke inside room . What the TALIBAN leader said, while JOHN and ARSHAD firing in air , so that HINDUSTANI GIFT guy Salman Sahid can escape " yeh hawa par kyun firing kar raha hain " . Something similar way Ananth said in KHAKEE movie , when driver's dead body comes across with message like Washim Khan of INDIAN movie to kill IMAM ana JOGESHWARI riots for price rise aka World YOGA day "Ansari ko bahar bhejo , nhai toh hum andar aa rahe hain " . " Sahi chal chali dushman ne , pehel ghuma ghuma kar huamari sari goliyan khatam kar diya , aur abhi mandawali ka baat kaar raha hain " . This is how , REALITY CHECK mail of mine had been perceived by my dad and others , "maine ghuma ghuma kar goli mar kar sabki goliyan khatam kar diya , phir Murali Sir ke bare maine likh raha hun via my WASHROOM concept and Waqar Khan sort of thing of HIMANSHU ". Here the DRIVER whom I m killed is Anil Kulhar , jiske pocket par CHITTI likh kar bhej MANDWALI ke liye . This DRIVER is brother in law of RONY aka Nila Mani Kar , whose wife she made sister on a RAKSHA BANDHAN day . Just before RAKSHA BANDHAN , RONY aka Nila Mani Kar arrived at BALAJI PG for his HALLOGANATION schemes , abhi sirf ghuma ghuma kar goliyan marne wale hain . This ASHUTOSH's room where ROSE aunty wants me to shift were something similar.This is whats going on in the name of cigerate smoking out here , yahan par sirf ghuma ghuma kar goli mari ja rahi hain , so that meri sari goliyan khatam ho jaye nothing else . I cant recollect all the persons , who had smoked alongside me , at various occasions in last one year, everybody knows whats they were doing out here . This is how slow downloading being deliberately applied over here , so that everything must lasted for more than 7+ years out here . Kyun ki according to Arjun Ranawat " Manish Khanna jo captain hain , woh peheli ball par nhai out ho sakta hain ", same cigerate smoking of COL PURI aka DEVTA jaise jamatji . Arjun ranawat ur present in BALAJI PG for this statement of Arjun aka Emran Hashmi only , "so that maie phir se Geeta Basra aka GB road ki boy friend ki tarah , RAPE karne chal na jao ". Arjun Ranawant , now this MANDWALI of Santoshi Sahu and my dad , had been redefined via that driver lookalike at LARA TECHNOLOGY . Again another application of PANNER over here , how MANDAWALI is being done via SHYAM the DRIVER lookalike.If I m writing about MANDAWALI is happening via that DRIVER lookalike , then the guy staying at BALAJI PG James room , become hyperactive out here . I had to answer that guy also , as he didn't represent the driver out here. It comes from bread omlet of Zakir Hussain , another application of AFTER IMAGE OF N1 REPORTING . After bread omlet divided between me and Zakir Hussain , who else divided things in something fashion . Its ISHITA who had shared SHUKA GOL GAPPA , with me outside LARA TECHNOLOGY alongside Rashmi , I hope ISHITA's SUKHA GOL GAPPA will become GILA aka ODA , when Narendra Modi meets Barak Odama today at WAHINGTON DC . Agar Barak Odama aur Narendra Modi wahna WASHINGTON DC se , agar SU SU karnege toh ISHITA ka SUKHA GOL GAPPA become gila aka ODA . Its wait and watch for me , when ISHITA's GOL GAPPA become GILA . After wards, its the SANTA BANTA of 7 up fame, DRIVER had shared CHIPS with me at RANJI CAKE CENTER , after wards I left RANJI CAKE center . So driver had already been defined via Nitin only , since its Nitin who had gone for NIC interview on RAKSHNA BANDHAN day at kormangala , while 7UP getting redefined . NIC stands for national information center , where Madhu(Suvendu Panda aka Niraj's congratulation) used to work, whom Niraj out here keep on referring . So person present at JAMES driver room , didn't represent mandawali driver out here . He only represent the RADHEE maa out here , via Murad Pattnaik .
6 . 13October2015(Tuesday)
Apna photo to change karlo , koi aur photo lagalo apne profile par . Yahan par sare ladkiyon ne apne photo change kar chuke hain since the day I m started writing to then , aur tumne abhi change nhai kia hain. Agar photo change nhai karoge toh , "maine tumhe UPCAST aur DOWNCAST ka jo funda samjha ya tha uska kia phayada hua" . I hope by the time I wrote next message , u will change ur profile photo , just like I UPCASTED the photo of Santoshi Sahu in orkut profile once Debasish Dixit suggested me to do . Please do me the favor of UPCASTING the photo on ur ORKUT profile, so that I will able to DOWNCAST u like I did Santoshi Sahu at HCL and Swati Singla and Niraj at TCS . As its time for BIG DATA, so from today onwards , I planning to start 2 new lists, it will help me to track the events and messages I wrote to somebody on a particular day . One related to slow downloading of BALAJI PG and other related to AMBASODA of Hairy Rashmi , who keep on coming for her chutiyapanti , with slightest of happenings at LARA TECHNOLOGY . People over here don't want , I must talk in nicer terms while writing a message to somebody else, I m share their sentiments . But when somebody cross his or her limitations , I m forced to start abusing languages against him and her . This Rashmi of LARA TECHNOLOGY were something similar , " this time I m let her with a warning and starting of AMBASODA of HAIRY RASHMI list" . If she comes again and said something like what she said last sunday of " abhi LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani's wife is pregnant and can give birth to baby anytime" , she will listen more harsher abusive language than ISHITA . Hairy Rashmi , just be careful and stay within ur limits its good for u . I m started using abusive language against ISHITA , like referring her as CHARACTER LESS RANDI , once she reached and waiting at MARATHALLI , while I m going to meet Rabi and his wife on RAKSHA BANDHAN day , on pretext of ORACLE interview . She even said " she is waiting for his brother to come across over there " , I want to ask ISHITA " tumhara what a beautiful message towards Santoshi Sahu , I had written much before , why did u came at MARATHALLI ,while I m suppose to meet Rabi and his wife . ISHITA ur never part of solution , either for ur bus encounter or what a beautiful message of Santoshi Sahu's paintings in last 7+ years, then why u keep on following me , where ever I m going ". To stop movement of ISHITA in front of me, I m started referring her as CHARACTERLESS RANDI ISHITA to everybody out here .Everybody out here , thinking like why I had gone to Savita's laptop center , when my key board become dysfunctional . This is question going on everybody's mind , " since everybody expected I will go for buying another external key board like earlier" . The reason is what happened today , again sending me to POONAM RECHARGE CENTER for recharging my internet pack over here , via Mitra's NOTEBOOK DHAMKI ,"maine tughe pichli baar Subrat Mohanty ki short message par samjhaya tha tu samjha gaya tha , abhi maine MITRA ki NOTEBOOK DHAMKI way se samjha raha hu , tu samjha payega kia " . When I talk lat month during sept2015, "I wont recharge my internet pack until money comes from home ", at that point I understood this NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA is coming for recharging my internet pack at POONAM RECHARGE CENTER anytime soon and I had to counter it via someway . While thinking this way , I got the opportunity , when my laptop key board become dysfunctional . I m given it to repair at the Savita laptop center and initialized cyber cafe , but at that time I m not aware of that Savita laptop repair center guy will dysfunctional my display card altogether . Rest sequence of events everybody knows , what happened . I m initialized the cyber cafe via Savita's laptop center for repairing the key board , on the expectation of what happened today , just to avoid going to POONAM recharge center , when these BASTARD's of BALAJI PG will send me , on the pretext of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA . How downloading is slow in this regard compared to LARA TECHNOLOGY , I m citing one event happened over there . Everybody aware of I had stopped going to LARA TECHNOLOGY once emotional and badsurat mother talked of rectifying her TOMCAT server , so all the events I m citing happened before that . So everybody will understood , how slow is downloading of BALAJI PG in comparison to LARA TECHNOLOGY . When NAGA lookalike of isttime wala party guy asked me " how to install TOMCAT server in eclipse?" , I had raised lots of issues and even didn't attended LAB for some days in protest . Which had been enhanced by both Savita and emotional and badsurat mother over here . Savita gone for rectifying her laptop center of TOMCAT server , where I gone for rectifying my key board . I m not talking of what Savita and emotional/badsurat mother did with their TOMCAT server . I m talking of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA , via what LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani did , just few days after my outrageous comments on NAGA lookalike's " how to install TOMCAT server on ECLIPSE" . LARA TRAINER started weekend class related to "running JAVA in LINUX environment", just to disassociate himself from ROSE aunty's DAILY sort of thing, as by that time I m mentioned about my brothers words related training of sports persons "how u must keep on continue ur training despite being injured , then only u will achieve excellence" . LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani wants to know " pichali baar maine Subrat Mohanty ki things would have shortened way maine samjhaya tha via (TOMCAT SERVER in ECLIPSE )tumhe sanjha aa gaya , abhi maine MITRA ki NOTEBOOK DHAMKI ki jariye samjha raha hun (JAVA IN LINUX) tu samjha payega " . Everybody can check the incident over there in LARA TECHNOLOGY happened in april -may2015 , same thing got repeated at BALAJI PG for sending me to POONAM RECHARGE CENTER again now in sept-oct2015 . Anyway all these will be come under one more list of "slow downloading speed of BALAJI PG". But this time I m well prepared for it , and given fitting reply to BALAJI PG guys , now I m not recharging my internet connections until money comes from home . I will use the cyber cafe for this purpose till that time , for the purpose of which I m initialized via repairing my laptop at Savita's laptop center . Now coming to yesterday's incident of Savita sending me to LARA TECHNOLOGY , in NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA fashion , for faster downloading . I appreciate her gesture , lets talk about how faster downloading will come across . As I m said earlier also , when I entered inside LARA TECHNOLOGY for doing STRUCTS class , I m well prepared for it , as Savita's JSON is eye opener for me . When I entered for STRUTS class , I m also expecting for faster downloading , reason why , when the girl at ur aka LOPA lookalike seat turned the chair " I m asked for her DAIRY aka NOTEBOOK ", instead of she giving to me her NOTEBOOK , she goes on to doing her regular rituals like earlier , the moment somebody got confidence of I will follow her , she started staying away me . This is what that NOTEBOOK girl did over there , in the fashion of NOTEBOOK DHAMKI of MITRA fashion . Why ur seat is so important , for which GOL GAPPA guy defined as " izzat par discount nhai deta maine , at Pankaj hotel" , later CHENNAI girl goes on sit at same place during Arjun Ranawat's logical coding class and Anand/Sarangi lookalike come to sit over there same place during spring class . It comes from the new supplier coming to BALAJI PG now a day , he is VIJAY the carpenter lookalike , again same Surma Bhopali of Zakir Hussain giving BREAD OMLET to me , while ROSE aunty sitting in Sachin's place . CARPENTER is CAR of UNCLE out here , who come and sit behind the TABLEs during dinner times , before MITRA coming up with his NOTEBOOK DHAMKI , "pichali baar maine short par samjhaya toh tughe samjha aa gaya , abhi maine NOTEBOOK way par samjha raha hun , samjha payega " . But , what is VIJAY the CARPENTER is doing at BALAJI PG (with whom ROSE aunty talked, while thrashing MITRA) , how its related to many persons over here in BALAJI PG and LARA TECHNOLOGY . It will come from u LOPA ,PANEER kissa related to u started after the Swati Singla's BACKPAIN incident , whats ur real meaning in earlier avatar of eye test . It comes from same VIJAY the CARPENTER aka CAR . Its related to HAIRY Rashmi and Sasikant together talking of now break ur fast on a saturday dinner . After writing about this related to HAIRY RASHMI , if she commit any chutiyapanti , then she will got sever hammering . In one way , I m telling LARA TECHNOLOGY people why HAIRY Rashmi is present during last week's STRUCTS classes , alongside the UR CHAIR twisting girl . During CARPENTING work going on at our house , VIJAY used to do CARPENTING work in our house , I m used to discuss many things with him while he is working ,even gone with him movies also . In one such occasion , while VIJAY is doing PALU aka LOPA aka KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi , I m voluntarily offered to him my service . Over there Vijay the carpenter aka CAR guy said "u cannot do this KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi for Zakir Hussain's STOOL". But I m given a try to KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY RASHMI for Zakri Hussain's STOOL , via ur PALU aka LOPA way , after sometime I understood the power needed to perform the task and since then I never tried to do that again over there . This is what planned at TCS for me as LOPA aka PALU via Vijay the carpenter aka car aka APTITUDE test . Now here also downloading speed of BALAJI PG is very slow , while ur look a like come at LARA TECHNOLOGY on feb-mar2015 , this Vijay the carpenter lookalike come at BALAJI PG on october2015. Now as Savita and LARA people out here wanted to know yesterday , how the things will be shortened via that Savita's certificate sort of thing . Now I m clarified their doubts and told then "when I m tried this things to shortened kissa, during STRUCTS class also, without any success" . Rest of things , let LARA TECHNOLOGY people decide how to do " KHAL KHINCHNA OF HAIRY Rashmi for Zakri Hussain's STOOL at LOPA lookalike aka ur lookalike's position " . This Zakir Hussain's STOOL is being LOCKED by the POONAM RECHARGE CENTER over here and Vijay the carpenter comes across as supplier at BALAJI PG , signifying this LOPA aka PALU for KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi for Zakir Hussain's stool wont be easy . This is reason why at GYANI PUNJABI DHABA , I m being served PANNER repeatedly alongside TOMATO, during saturday's launch , clearly saying "u wont able to perform KHAL KHINCHNA of HAIRY Rashmi so easily". Savita ur doubt got cleared related to faster downloading , now plan accordingly ,I m having full faith on u . Next message again after this week's Sasikant Mitra's adventure list got over here.
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