8. AMBA SODA list of Hairy Rashmi Part II(O-U) : 114. 4December2015(Friday)

As I m taking sometime to start this list related to HAIRY RASHMI, various people had various misconception , like BENGA in GIDGER room feels "if he will talk of shifting to WIPRO guys bed in my room ,then I will start behaving as GEETA's boy friend out side the MCDONALD ",which is a KUAN KA MENDAK like eye opener for me yesterday ,over what happened over there . I m taking sometime to conceptualize the format of his list of HAIRY RASHMI , since its time for BIG DATA , if I wont start properly then , it will become difficult for me to maintain .HAIRY RASHMI while talking of " LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani's wife Bharati ACHERKAR is pregnant and can give birth to child anytime " ,probably didn't seen the SASIKANT MITRA adventure list properly , its 4 part series of Bharati Achaerkar . When Sasikant talk of that " there is CHIP inside the GIDGER ,just rectify it, HOT water wont flow ", he also meant same thing what HAIRY Rashmi talk of directly" Bharati Acharker is pregnant , can give birth to baby anytime ".I m immediately started, Sasikant Mitra adventure list with 4 part series ," yahan HONGKONG of mumbai par Bharati Acharker ka matlab toh wahi hain na , yeh le aur CHAR aka 4 ROTI  ".I could have gone for 2-3 messages in the Sasikant Mitra adventure list , since its time to end behenchod or betichod ,then why I m gone for 4 part series, , its for precisely same Bharati Achaerkar approach .Which I m clearly mentioning as "4 part series of Sasikant Mitra's adventure list " while introducing myself to somebody over here, when I ask her to release the LOCK on AXA's bread via ROSE aunty's CHANA center . When UNCLE talk of shifting to Bharati Achaerkar's seat " he is talking of aur 4 roti aa rahi hain ".When ROSE aunty coming and sitting on stool of Bharati Achaerkar,while repairing FAN alongside her daughter " she is talking of aur 4 bande marne wale hain via STOOL aka MASA ".When Murad Pattnaik standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during breakfast times "aur 4 dhamki batcha hua hain ".When Nitin standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during launch times "aur 4 jan yeh kaam kar sakte hain via TV ". As so many people were talking via Bharati Acharkar ,so many thing .I m decided to start this 4 part series in HAIRY RASHMI's outrageous statement " now LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budhani's wife Bharati Achaerkar is pregnant ,can give birth to a child anytime ".After this ,there will be 2 more part of HAIRY RASHMI series .I will initialize all the 4 part series of HAIRY RASHMI today and wont write any message to anybody , so that there wont be any confusion on anybody's mind ,on what I m thinking related to HAIRY RASHMI .This part AMBA SODA of HAIRY RASHMI , where KERA is taken via Sasikant from KEONJHAR , is something like "MERA SERVER MERE UPER MAR RAHE HAIN " and its really huge DATA and daunting task for me to maintain .Still I m giving a try ,so that it will show , how KERA aka CARE is taken up of MUNIKA of BALAJI PG via Sasikant of KEONJHAR .Its related to KERA is taken aka CARE is taken via movies , as everybody knows its library of movies had been put across against me for taking CARE aka KERA of me . I had mentioned many CARE aka KERA of movies ,try to put in LIST as far as possible .Both english and hindi movies will go in same sequence , and its in alphabetical order ,with sequence number and date will be different. Its something like 1-9,A-Z in alphabetically order , for the convenience of understanding . Lets see how CARE aka KERA of MUNIKA is taken over here , via Sasikant of Kenojhar . I had to constantly reformat this list , as its in really BIG DATA fashion. Its more than 200+ movies I had mentioned in my messages since feb2010, where everything got started .

Its got started on 20October2015(Tuesday) 1-3 , 21October2015(wednesday) 4-5 , 25October2015(Sunday) 6-12 27October2015(Tuesday) 13-23 28October2015(Wednesday) 24-37

29October2015(Thursday) 38-43  30October2015(Friday) 44-49 2November2015(Monday) 50-57 4November2015(Wednesday) 58-67 5November2015(Thursday) 68-76 20November2015(Friday) 77-87 25November2015(Wednesday) 88-103 4December2015(Friday) 104-114

List 3. ( O-U)

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5November(Thursday) 75.Page 3 : 1.Kunika bringing her boyfriend during her birthday celebrations without bothering about her husband . 2.Kunika abusing his husband Roy Choudhary in front of everybody “ jao mere liye ek drink bana kar lao”. 3.Boman Irani to Konkan sen by breaking the news about his boy friend getting good contract” after all I m the editor , I must be knowing everything “ 4. Sandhya Mrudual about his 3 and half affairs “ 3 affair bed tak pahunche aur ek cinema hall par hi khatam ho gaya hain “ . Sandhya Mrudual getting exicted for getting diamond ring gift from his hotelier boy friend and goes to new York to settle down . 5. Bhosle the police inspector to Pushpa Bhargav’s son while arresting him “ kyun tereko pata nhai hain , tu kiski aulad hain . Bahut achi tarah janta hun tere baap ko aur tere maa ko bhi.Tu Pushpa Bhargav ka beta hain na , who kia kehete hain tumhare high society hain PUSSY , kal raati isse hotel ke isse room number par tere se bhi kam umar ke ladke ke saath hi . aur kuch janna hain tereko .“6.Konkan sen aka Madhvi to Umesh Yadav the police officer in a PAGE 3 party, who is talking about the casulaites in the bomb blast “ itne log mar gaye hain, itne log ghayal hua hain “ “aapne dekha hain who manzar wahan par kia hua tha , hum logne apne hattoh se lasse utaya hain wahan par” 

20November2015(Friday) 84 .Phir bhi dil hain Hindustani : 1. Juhi Chawla taking photo copy of the Ajay Bakshi aka SRK’s diary and called all the girls to one place for DATE . 2.SRK having KELA aka BANANA on his pocket .3. DHOOTI MAN to SRK and Juhi Chawla ”atankwadi nhai hun maine , ek aam Hindustani hun maine , aur maine koi gunah nhai kia hain . “ 3.Live hanging  for TRPs . 3. The JALAD on the capital punishment of HANGING “ pet ka jawab kuch aur hain , dil ka jawab kuch aur hain ,isiliye no comments “.

28October2015(Wednesday) 33. Phir Hera Pheri : 1. Babu Rao aka Dhoti man  to the guys in TATA SUMO” pehele heart attack dil par hota tha ,aajkal heart attack kidney par bhi hota hain , yeh gunda bhai aise khola chod kar nhai jane ka , agar maine bhag gaya toh kia karoge . Kia gunda banoge re baba”  2. Babu Rao while fighting with the Johny Lever the PADOSI , for NADA of SUKHA KAPADA . 3. Shyam to Anuradha aka Mahalaxmi CHIT fund owner“aapki company aisi kia business karti hain jis par who humare paisa 21 din par double karke de deti hain” , Anuradha’s response” that’s a intelligent question , hum jis company par paisa lagata hain ,who humara paisa 7din maine double karke de deti hain “ .This way BADA PAV become symbol of the DOUBLE .

20November2015(Friday) 85.Pyar toh hona hi tha : 1. Sanjana to Shekhar at the Rahul’s enagament party “ abhi aur kuch mat bolna , sab kuch khatam ho gaya hain ,uski enagement ho raha hain “ ,on this Shekhar “ tumne NISHA aka Karishma Kapoor ko itna chot diya hain ,who toh ek baar palat baar karegi. 2. Sanjana to Rahul clarifying stand on Sher Singh “ mera Sher Singh aka Tiku Taslania se koi rishta nhai hain , mughe koi daulat nhai milne wala hain , who ek natak tha tumhe wapas lane ka “ . Rahul to Sanjana “ tumhe kia pata maine kia khoya hain Sher Singh ke chakar par , maine bahut kuch olta sidha bol diya hain Karishma aka NISHA ko “ . Sanjana aka Kajol while slapping to Rahul” do u know Rahul , ur a bastrad “ . 3. Sanjana had UPCASTING problem . 4. The stolen necklace from france is at Sanjana’s neck.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 100 . Qayamat : 1. Govind Namdeo to CBI chief and CM “ ab soch kia rahe hain , aap ki rescue effort toh fail ho gayi hain ,de dijiye na who jo mang rahe hain , ab kis baat ki deri hain “.CBI chief Khulbhushan Kharbanda to Govind Namdeo aka Kashi Diwedi “ aap apna hissa humse lenge ya unno logon se lenge , waise jane se pehele Akram Sheikh ne aapki profile bahut acha bana kar gaya hain . 2.Rajat aka Ajay Saigal showing the ways for elephants jail , from which he is only one guy to escape .

20November2015(Friday) 86.Rab ne bana di Jodi : 1. Taniya to Surender Saini at the rooftop “ aap bahut  khus kismatwale ho Surenderji , aapko kisi se pyar nhai hua hain , pyar se jada dard kuch aur nhai hain . Surinder Saini to Taniya “ yeh pyar kia hota hain , who mughe pata nhai hain , aaj aapne mere doston ke samne jo mera izzat rakh liya, who mere liye pyar hain , usse jada pyar ki na mughe ummed hain , na adat hain “ .2. GOL GAPPA champion between Taniya and Rahul . 3. Rahul having BLADE at his neck , while talking like “ kabhi alvida na kehna , phir milenge , chalte chalte ….”3. Surinder Saini “no MACHO sirf Taniya ji ka hero banna hain “

20November2015(Friday) 87. Sarforsh : 1. Anil Upadhya to Mukesh Rishi aka Salim while selling CHANA “ ghar gaya shaadi banaya , biwi ne bola line change karo , isiliye abhi CHANA bech raha hun “ . 2. Drug Cooperator to hawaldar ”maine pura din yahan baith ne ke liye nhai aaya maine , upbas hain mera, ja jaldi se jakar apne Rathod ko bola kar la “ . Same cooperator to Ajay Rathod “ tu jab mughe bulane aaya toh samjha gaya tha koi naya sahib aaya hain , lagta hain yeh log aapko mera introduction nhai diya hain , maine Ganpat Rao yahan ka cooperator , bahut bada bada sahib mere ghar par ata hain , mere se koi panga nhai leta hain” . Ajay Rathod thrashed the cooperator into mirror and said “ netaji ko 3 din tak remand par lelo , aur entry mat dikhana “ 4. Ajay Rathod to Thakur at KHEDA NAKA “ kyun thakur tereko kitne baar bulaya tu ata nhai hain “ 5. Salim to Rathod ”mere haath se ek muzrim chot jata hain , pure department par khusr phusr suru ho jata hain , maine Sultan ko isiliye jane diya kyun ki who mera jat wala hain , aur aaj aapke haath se ek muzrim din dhade mara jata hain , koi kuch nhai bol raha hain “ . 6. Markand Tambere to Sultan , while hiding at the JHADI “ apna purane COCAINE ka dhanda acha tha “ .  7.Police inspector to Thakur “ who log specialwale hain,unka koi bharosha nhai hain,agar aap ek baar unke haath lag gaye toh hum kuch nhai kar sakte hain “.   

2November 2015(Monday) 56.Satya :1. Markand Tambere toVicku aka Manoj “ tu apne dhande ko sahi tarah se samjha nhai , agar ek gaya toh sare jayenge” , on the killing of Vicku . 2.Guru Narayan to Bhai aka Govind Namdeo “ Bhau jhooth bolta hain Viku , suruwat maine nhai usse kia hain ,uss ne kia hain , mughe Viku se koi problem nhai hain , lekin who Satya chahiye jisne mere jaga aka Suka aka Suchak ko mara hain “ . Bhau while killing Viku after his election victory “ bas election ka intezar kar raha hain ,nhai toh kab se mar deta ,itna chota sa tab se meri maa ne meri koi baat mana nhai kia hain , aur yeh meri aaj nhai man raha hain “ . 3. Markanad Tambere to MAMU aka Saurabh Shukla “ kaun hain re yeh Satya , lekin yeh Viku nhai samjhega satya satya bol kar mar gaya ,lekin tu samjhadar hain isiliye maine Bhau ko bola tereko chod den eke liye “ .

4November2015(Wednesday) 65.Shootout at Lokhanwala : 1. Dawood Ibrahim to his henceman “ humare dhande par sab log gatar se nikal kar ate hain ,kuch log upper chale jate hain , aur kuch log goli kha kar phir usse gatar maine chale jate hain . 2. Vivek Oberi while killing the informer while he is sleeping “ tereko kia lagta hain , humara koi informer nhai hain police ke andar , tum log ko bahut charbi chadi hain na police ke paas jane ka , Aslam mera bhai jaisa tha “ and he killed him the 22 steps of jagannath mandir .3.Maya aka Vivek Oberio to the persons watching over there “ jhoot bolta hain kuch nhai dekha , abhi yahan se jane ke baad police aayega , lalbati ghuma kar ,toh bolna Maya bhai aaya tha aur mar kar gaya “ . BUA and Aluwalia talking to each other “ aur policewalon ek murder se koi pharak nhai padnewala hain “ , on this they killed both left and right hand persons of the guy. 4. ACP Khan aka Sanjay Dutt to Amitabhi Bachchan , on the DHAMKI to the family members of the MAYA and others “ who nikale apne jagha se , lekin galat time par , galat jagah par “ , while Maya reached at ACP Khan’s launch , BUA reached at Sunil Shethy having GYM exercise of BENCH , Rohit Shetthy at the residence of Arbaz Khan .

25November 2015(Wednesday) 101 .Sholay : 1.Sanjeev Kumar to JAI and VEERU “ maine tum logon isse liye chuna hain GABAR ko pakad ne ke liye kyun ki LOHA LOHE ko katta hain. 2.JAI and VEERU to Surama Bhopali aka PALU of PANEER guy ,while he is talking about his bravery of capturing them “ Surama bhai hum logon yahan par apna hissa lene aaye hain “  3.JAI while taking the proposal of Veeru to Mausi ,talked about lots of nonsense things to him ,on this Mausi said “ek baat ki daag deni padegi beta , bhale hi tumhare dost par lakh buriya hon , lekin tumhare muhn se sirf achi baat nikal rahi hain uske liye .Bhale meri Basanti kunwari baithi rahe , maine uska bahya tumhare dost ke saath nhai karunga , uski sagi mausi hun , koi sautali mausi nhai hun “ .

2November 2015(Monday) 57.Swades  : 1. Mohan Bhargav is waiting outside the Kaveri maa’s house in CHARANPUR, by leaving his NASA job.

27October2015(Tuesday) 22. Tere bin laden : 1.Praduman Singh aka Noora to Ali Zakar , by throwing the magazine at him “ yeh tumne mere se kia kaam karwa diya ,mughe abhi apne sakal se nafrat hone lagi hain” 2. Nikil Ratnapur aka Gul while Noora is crying on the death of Sikandar “ bada hi laziz murga tha “ 3. Passport guy to Ali Zafar” tu ek kaam kar AK47 pakad kar IRAQ chala ja, wahan par tu apne aapko American ke samne surrender kar lena, phir who tumhe free maine America le jayegnge , 2-3 saal torture karenge phir tughe chod denge,jab unnhe kuch nhai milega .4. Ted woods to Pakistani officer” I had got a budget of $100 billion dollars to hunt town OSAMA , I cant spent then in coffees “5. Ted woods to Piyush Mishra “ who is khabari , in the GATAR of IT profession.

28October2015(Wednesday) 34.Tere Naam: 1.Gunda’s outside the railway dockyard in PUNE of Pattnaik fame towards RADHEE MAA” humara dhanda band karega tu , tughe aphi DADAGIRI apne college tak rakhna chahiye tha” 2. Rameshwar aka Ravi Kishan to Kalpana Chawala aka Nirjara “ tumare liye Radhee maa hi sahi choice hain , jisne tumhara basa liya” 3.Radhee maa to Kalpana aka NIrjara, when she comes for the exam admit card while ordering SAMOSA and DIET COKE “aap itni choti si kaam ke liye mere paas aaye hain ,chalo aapke liye who notice board phek dete hain “.4.RADHEE MAA proposing Kalpana inside the library.

4December2015(Friday) 113. The Train : 1. Geeta Basra seducing Vishal aka Emran Hashmi in train and taken to the hotel ,where his boy friend raped her and blackmailed Vishal for this incident at Thailand .

4November2015(Wednesday) 66.Trianga : 1. Suryadev Singh aka RajKumar to Deepak Shikre aka Pralya Nath“ tumne humare liye ek bomb fit kia tha who humara kuch nhai kar paya,lekin humne tumhare liye itne bomb fit kia hain , jiski tum ginti nhai kar payoge “ . 2. Suryadev Singh to Wagele aka Nana Patkar on Rashik Lal aka Arjun “ isko hum apne wahi HOSPITAL par le jate hain , jahan par uske andar ka sari baat ek bimari ki tarah bahar aa jayega “. 3.SuryaDev Singn to home minister aka Alok Nath in the jail “ aap idhar udhar jada mat dekhiye mantriji , humne sare jail ko dekh chuke hain , yahan par diwareein toh hain , lekin inne par kan nhai hain “ . 4. Rashik lal aka Arjun and Deepak Shikere to minister Monahar Parikar aka Jeevanlal Tandel “ mera beta ki tumare beti ka rapist hain , iske liye humlog yeh drama kar rahe the . Ab tum wahi karo jo tumne humhe kahan hain “ .  

4November2015(Wednesday) 67. Tridev : 1. Bhairon Singh aka Amrish Puri to his son “ mughe pata hain Ramesh kahan gaya hain , jab insaan ke khud ke dukh dur ho jata hain , toh who dusare ke aasso pochne chala jata hain. 2. Naseerduin Shah to Raja Murad , while answering his question related to his qualification “ hum apna naam likhna jante hain “ .

25November 2015(Wednesday) 102 . Trishul : 1.Sanjiv Kumar to Vijay “ maine bhandari jaise gadar logon ko kaam se nikal diya hain , isse baar sambhal kar rehna , kyun ki tumhe information dene ke liye koi nhai hain .2. Vijay aka Amitabh “ logon ne jo 20 saal maine kamaya hain ,mughe usko 2 saal maine kama kar dikhana hain “ 3. Vijay while travelling in the BOMBs exploding “ maine aapne maa ko itna dukh lete hua dekha hain , yeh bombs uske samne kuch nhai hain “ , when somebody asked him “ tum isse bombs ke saath kaise itne aram se ghum sakte ho” .