8. AMBA SODA list of Hairy Rashmi Part II(0-9,A-G) : 114. 4December2015(Friday)

As I m taking sometime to start this list related to HAIRY RASHMI, various people had various misconception , like BENGA in GIDGER room feels "if he will talk of shifting to WIPRO guys bed in my room ,then I will start behaving as GEETA's boy friend out side the MCDONALD ",which is a KUAN KA MENDAK like eye opener for me yesterday ,over what happened over there . I m taking sometime to conceptualize the format of his list of HAIRY RASHMI , since its time for BIG DATA , if I wont start properly then , it will become difficult for me to maintain .HAIRY RASHMI while talking of " LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani's wife Bharati ACHERKAR is pregnant and can give birth to child anytime " ,probably didn't seen the SASIKANT MITRA adventure list properly , its 4 part series of Bharati Achaerkar . When Sasikant talk of that " there is CHIP inside the GIDGER ,just rectify it, HOT water wont flow ", he also meant same thing what HAIRY Rashmi talk of directly" Bharati Acharker is pregnant , can give birth to baby anytime ".I m immediately started, Sasikant Mitra adventure list with 4 part series ," yahan HONGKONG of mumbai par Bharati Acharker ka matlab toh wahi hain na , yeh le aur CHAR aka 4 ROTI  ".I could have gone for 2-3 messages in the Sasikant Mitra adventure list , since its time to end behenchod or betichod ,then why I m gone for 4 part series, , its for precisely same Bharati Achaerkar approach .Which I m clearly mentioning as "4 part series of Sasikant Mitra's adventure list " while introducing myself to somebody over here, when I ask her to release the LOCK on AXA's bread via ROSE aunty's CHANA center . When UNCLE talk of shifting to Bharati Achaerkar's seat " he is talking of aur 4 roti aa rahi hain ".When ROSE aunty coming and sitting on stool of Bharati Achaerkar,while repairing FAN alongside her daughter " she is talking of aur 4 bande marne wale hain via STOOL aka MASA ".When Murad Pattnaik standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during breakfast times "aur 4 dhamki batcha hua hain ".When Nitin standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during launch times "aur 4 jan yeh kaam kar sakte hain via TV ". As so many people were talking via Bharati Acharkar ,so many thing .I m decided to start this 4 part series in HAIRY RASHMI's outrageous statement " now LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budhani's wife Bharati Achaerkar is pregnant ,can give birth to a child anytime ".After this ,there will be 2 more part of HAIRY RASHMI series .I will initialize all the 4 part series of HAIRY RASHMI today and wont write any message to anybody , so that there wont be any confusion on anybody's mind ,on what I m thinking related to HAIRY RASHMI .This part AMBA SODA of HAIRY RASHMI , where KERA is taken via Sasikant from KEONJHAR , is something like "MERA SERVER MERE UPER MAR RAHE HAIN " and its really huge DATA and daunting task for me to maintain .Still I m giving a try ,so that it will show , how KERA aka CARE is taken up of MUNIKA of BALAJI PG via Sasikant of KEONJHAR .Its related to KERA is taken aka CARE is taken via movies , as everybody knows its library of movies had been put across against me for taking CARE aka KERA of me . I had mentioned many CARE aka KERA of movies ,try to put in LIST as far as possible .Both english and hindi movies will go in same sequence , and its in alphabetical order ,with sequence number and date will be different. Its something like 1-9,A-Z in alphabetically order , for the convenience of understanding . Lets see how CARE aka KERA of MUNIKA is taken over here , via Sasikant of Kenojhar . I had to constantly reformat this list , as its in really BIG DATA fashion. Its more than 200+ movies I had mentioned in my messages since feb2010, where everything got started .

Its got started on 20October2015(Tuesday) 1-3 , 21October2015(wednesday) 4-5 , 25October2015(Sunday) 6-12 27October2015(Tuesday) 13-23 28October2015(Wednesday) 24-37

29October2015(Thursday) 38-43  30October2015(Friday) 44-49 2November2015(Monday) 50-57 4November2015(Wednesday) 58-67 5November(Thursday) 68-75 20November2015(Friday) 76-87

25November 2015(Wednesday) 88-103 4December2015(Friday) 104-114

List 1. ( A-G)

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27October2015(Tuesday) 13. 16December :1. DOST KHAN to DND flyover aka Virvijay Singh during the mandawali of Indian Pakistan war in 1971 “ yeh haath kisi hindustani ke samne nhai jhukene wala hain, who mera kayar general aman ki bhik mang raha hain , lekin yaad rakhna maine iska badla jarur lunga”. 2. DOST Khan toh Mir zafar” tumhe pata nhai maine waqt ka kitna pawand hun “

29October2015(Thursday) 38. 2012 : 1.Andrian to Anazizer in airforce one “ president nhai aa rahe hain , agar vice president nhai hain toh , protocol ki hisab se speaker unki jagah le sakte hain” ,Anaziner” tum decide karoge kia protocol hain ,tum toh apni muhn tak band nhai rakh sake , acha hua tumhara budha baap tumse behtar muhn band rakhna janta tha .Aise hairan ho kar mat dekho , unne sabke upper survelience laga hua tha , jinko TIBET ki project ke bare maine pata tha” 2. Thomas Wilson to his daughter “ agar maine tumhe bata deta nhai aa raha hun , tum usse plane ko kabhi bhi board nhai karti” 3. PANCHAM LAMA to his prodigy in TIBET , when he comes for suggestion on the DAM/SHIP, by showing the overflowing cup of tea “ tumhara thought process, aise overflow ho raha hain , pehele apne piala ko khali karo phir nayi baat sochna”. 

20October2015(Tuesday) 1. 3-IDOITs : 1.Keys of RANCHO " yeh kaam maine kar sakta hun", 2.RANCHO "isse gadhe se kabhi shaadi mar na ", 3.Madhvan aka Farhan "aaj tak maine ek sarif insaan tha , lekin aaj maine bahut galat kaam kia hain ".Other things will got updated with passing of time .

20October2015(Tuesday) 2. 36 China town : 1.Karan aka Akshya Khaan " muzrim ko pakade ne par mughe itni taklif nhai toh agar sab logon se sach bola hota ".2. Dinayar Contractor aka LOBO the DOG in my wife's house is real culprit in killing Sonia Gandhi .

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28October2015(Wednesday) 24. Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupiya : 1. Bimala aka Ketiki Dave giving ladies touch to the DHAKA marne guy to Anjali aka Isha Khopikar.2. Apu Khote , had misgivings towards Govinda once he seen him washing Juhi Chawala aka Jhumiri’s blouse. 3. Govinda towards Razak Khan aka Babu Bisleri , once he asked for more money ,shown his real identity . 4. Govinda as MANDAWALI badshah ,when he sees Apu Khote beating his wife in public . 5. Apu Khote to his friends in hyderbad , after beaten by hyd police “ ek baat manni padegi hyd police ki sabko barabar ka mara hain. 6. Tiku Tiuslania aka house owner to GURANTEE aka Sayaji Shinde “ abe who gurantee teri akal kia ghutona par kia ,tune kia dekh kar isse lafangoon ko itna bada karzadiya hain , yeh ghar kia unke baap ka hain”.  

21October2015(Wednesday) 4. AAN : 1. Ending bhai giri by Sunil , under the supervision of PATTNAIK .2. MUTTON at Mahim , 3.Pradhan aka Milind Gunanji to Waila and Manik Rao " maine politician nhai hun, mera support opposition ke paas hain " ,

28October2015(Wednesday) 26. AANKHEN : 1. Kadar Khana aka HASHMUKH to BAJRANGI “ yeh teri baap ki gadi nhai hain ,jo tune unn nalayok ke liye chala kar raha hain “ . 2.

29October2015(Thursday) 39. AANKHEN : 1.Amitabh Bachchan wants to plan robbery at the VILASRAO Deshmukh bank , which had thrown him out his rough behavior, by few blind people.

21October2015(Wednesday) 5. Ab tak Chappan : 1. Garage owner to Sadhu Agasse " jiske liye information hain usko dunga na 2.Sadhu Agase to Zameer " kyun mara re meri biwi ko  , usko dimond ka necklace dene ka bol raha tha , kaise marega re Firoz meri biwi ko , uski aankon maine padh liya tha harami palat kar marega isiliye chance nhai liya maine . 3.MEHNANDI on the hands of Jatin Shukla after killing VILAS and having SAMBAR rice with his finance .

28October2015(Wednesday) 25. Agni path : 1. Vijay wants to take back MANDWA from KHANCHA CHEEMA aka DND flyover at maritius . 2. Mithun saving the life of Vijay and Neelam both from Deepak Shikre .

4December2015(Friday) 104. Ajnabee : 1.Bobby Deol to Akshya Kumar “maine toh paise apne jagha rakh chukka hun , tera plan jane aaya tha , aur toh overconfidence ho kar sab kuch bata diya.Tu humesa kehta tha , everything is planned , yahi hain na tera password .Ek kaam kart u phir se khud drum baja ,aur apne isse bakahri ko usse par nacha “ .2.Its related wife swapping between Bobby/Kareen and Akshya/Bipasha.3.Akshya Kumar made the BAR TENDER aka waiter witness by giving his wrist watch,while he executed his plan of killing his wife aka Anita.

25October2015(Sunday) 6. Aramageddon : Harry Stamper to the pilot with gun at ASTERIOD with a X aka player in his hand" ur listening to these guys , who were staying thousands kilometers away from us " . This GREENPEACE aka BRA kissa on DRILLER .

4November2015(Wednesday) 58. Ashiqui : 1.Anu Agarwal to his model agency owner , by showing liter to him “ tune isse cheher par paisa lagaya hain na , maine isko jala dungi agar tumne Rahul ka kaam nhai kia toh “ .2. Deepak Tijori is friend of Rahul over ther .

4December2015(Friday) 105.Ashtha : 1.Rekha got seduced by Naveen Nischal , by touching her feet at the five star hotel,while she is trying buy shoes for her daughter 2. Om Puri is at the KHAP PANCHYAT of NATH “who were trading via GHADHA aka DONKEY’s” and daughter with her friends parents playing . 3. Om Puri trying to buy PHOOL GOBI over there, during morning hours.

27October2015(Tuesday) 14. Astitva : 1. Tabu to Sachin related to Malhar Kamat “ usse ne apna sab kuch mere naam kar diya ,yeh mera pati aaj tak jis batche ko mera samjha raha tha usko apne se alag kar diya , kisi ne mughe kuch nhai puch , mera astitva kia hain “.

4November2015(Wednesday) 59.Awarapan : Emran Hashmi’s girl friend to him “ tum kisiko isse panchi ki tarah azad karlo ,tumhare sare dukh dhul jayenge “ .

30October2015(Friday) 44. Avtar : 1.SKYPE people leaving after tree got brought down 2

30October2015(Friday) 45.Baghban: 1. Little Dubey aka Shanti to Dhoti man related to Raj Malhotra “ bahut dukh diya hain inke batchon ne , yahan chup chup kar rote the “ ,on this Dhoti man “ agar aulad aise hote hain , acha hain hum be aulad hain “ . 2. JALEBI by Raj Malhotra to PUJA aka Hema Malini on their marriage anniversary of 40 years 3.Gajendra Chauhan offering the test drive of FORD car to Raj Malhotra , when Alok and Arpita aka Mahima Choudhary met 4.Raj Malhotra and Pooja meeting at Vijaynagarm station for their marriage anniversary. 5.Hema aka Pooja to his kids “sayad maa hote hua ,tumhe kabhi maph karo , lekin ek patni hone ne nate apne pati ki usse aason ko bhula nhai sakti ho jot um logon ne diya hain, kal ka pata nhai lekin aaj tumhe dene ke liye mere paas maphi bhi nhai hain”.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 88. Beenam Badshah : 1. Deepak aka Anil Kapoor to Amantran aka Sudhir “ maine tere poster par gobar mara toh tereko mirchi lagi ,abhi maine tere muhn par gobar marta hun 2. Deepak to Ashok Saraf ,while explaining meaning of KUTCHU and NEGU “ yeh ek aisa kuta hain ,jiska dil chuhe ka hain , yeh ek aisa neta hain ,jo gunda hain . 3. Jyoti aka Juhi Chawla on the death of UMA “ ek purani kahawat hain , beti ki maut kar maa se jada dayan roti hain , yeh Kameshwari bai aka Rohini kuch jada ro rahi hain “.4.MLA while discussing about the dancer in farm house , before DEEPAK take them away by switching off the lights “ yeh AMANTRAN ji ne acha nhai kia ,hum 6 MLA ke liye sirf ek ladki bheja hain , ab isko kaise aa pas maine batnte wale hain “,somebody replied “ waise hi jaise hum apni desh ka paisa bante hain “.

29October2015(Thursday) 40. Beta : 1. Aruna Irani to Adil Hussain aka Ramesh “ mughe jaise nagin se tugh jaisa beta hi paida ho sakta hain , Raju jaisa beta nhai paida ho sakta “ , when Ramesh tried to take signatures forcefully from Raju. 2. Saraswati aka Soru in the public meeting for Aruna Irani’s hospital which is suppose to be run by Ramesh aka Adil Hussain” aapka beta saher se sirf boriya bhar bhar ke radi kagaz laya hain “3. Kunika praying at the Anil Kapoor aka Raju for the mercy of Adil Hussain aka Ramesh ,while Raju is standing with SWORD aka TALWAR.

5November(Thursday) 68. Bhagam Bhag :1.Rajpal Yadav aka Gullu to Akshya Kumar and Govinda “ yeh Hindustan nhai hain ,isko Hindustan mat banana by thowring KUDA “ 2. Wahan par par jaon tumhe HEROINE milega , at the park Sharat Saxena met them and told them “ HERONIE nhai PUDIYA bol “ and taken away the BAG of Govinda on the pretext of  money inside them 2. Lara Dutta trying to act as physco while alongside as Akshyan Kumar’s heroine .

30October2015(Friday) 46.Billu : 1. Buda garden principal requesting Sahir Khan aka Ajay Saigal to do Maulik Marg darshan of HCL people aka his school guys 2. Bindiya aka Lara Dutta to Irfan Khan “ kal woh padosh wali bimala hain na ,ek haath se kadapa saph kar rahi thi , kyun ki uska ek haath Sahir Khanko lag gaya tha” ,Irfan Khan’s reponse ”acha hua ek haath nhai , agar dono haath lag jati toh who kia karti” 3. DSP to DUMCHAND aka Om Puri “ tum sab gabar logon ko thoda sa bhi andaza hain kia kar rahe the , bade bade logon ki hifaza ke liye hoti hain Z+ security, kis ne bola Billu Sahir Khan ka dost hain , kahin par photo hain dono ka ,kahin par Sahir Khan ne bataya hain ,pure gaaon walon ko kis ne bataya Sahir Khan Billu ka dost hain“. 4.

 25October2015(Sunday) 7. BORDER : 1. VAISHO DEVI gumpha by Sunil . 2. Sunny Leone's assurance towards Mathura Das " zindagi ka dussra naam problem hain , agar sab log problem ka bahan karke chutti le liya toh yeh jung kaise jiti jayegi , isse se pehele ki maine tumhe gadar karr de kar goli mar dun meri nazaron ke samne se hat ja " . 3. Mathura Das returning during evening snacks times . 

30October2015(Friday) 47.Chak De India : 1.Shilpa Shukala aka Bindya Nayar tearing the LIST aka SUCHI . 2. Shilpa Shukla to Kabir Khan “maine har saal jsp.forward aka rd.forward khelti hun , chahe isse team ya usse team usse mughe koi pharak padta “ 3. Preeti Sawarbal to Kabir Khan “ BLOODY HELL , aap CHANDIGARH ki captain ko bahar nhai rakh sakte” 4. Shilpa to Ramu Shukla the registration guy “ RAKSHYA ko sena boliye Shukla ,abhi puri duniya man chuki hain”.5.ESPN commentator related to Indian England match ” bharat ke liye yeh muqabala jitna bahut jaruri hain isse world cup maine bane rehne ke liye ,lekin England ke liye yeh just ek aur match hain”. 6.Shilpa to Kabir Khan at the wash room” jab baat yahan tak aa gayi hain ,toh yeh bhi tey ho jaye maine captain kyun nhai ban sakti hun , captain banne ke liye jo kaam who kar sakti hain ,who kaam maine bhi kar sakti hun , batcha yahan koi nhai hain7.Team banna ne ke liye niyat ki jarurat hain Krishna ji at the PIZZA hut , aur aaj mughe Niyat dikhi hain Krishna ji ,while showing the girls unitedly attacking eve teasers over there 8. Balbir Kaur aka taniya complaining to Kabir Khan “ agar Punjabi nhai ati toh , sikh kar ani thi “ ,Kabir Khan “ usko hockey sikh kar ani thi aur who wahi sikh kar aayi hain” 8. Netra Reddy from Andhra to registration guy Ramu kaka aka Javed Khan “ tamil aur telugu maine utna hi difference hain , jitna Punjabi aur bihari maine hain”.  

20October2015(Tuesday) 3. CHINA GATE  - STOOL of Surama Bhopali aka SIDHARAMIYA for COL PURI , LALI working while Razak Khan aka Sadhu Ram sleeping , GHODAPALANA sarpanch and ILA Arun's son getting attacked via JAGIRA aka TCS Manish Khanna , CHINA GATE mission failure due to Sridhar Sir aka COL PURI said "there is no respect in MISYS project ,reason why he left it" , COL PURI listening talking to Sarfarz" tum aaj sunna padega , maine kyun CITI financial ki logon se itna nafrat karta hun" , COL puri having KELA in a rainy day ,while I m standing with a GUN on the statement of "SAHI BADLA LIYA TAKALE NE " .

25November 2015(Wednesday) 89 .Chinese movie with Sharat : 1. JEENE coming from 18^th century coming out in the 21^st  century in a washroom , where western style lavatory is present and washed his face on this . When he travelled to a museum over there he realized , what the blunder he did and tried to bhomiting over there itself . 

5November(Thursday) 69. Chupke Chupke: 1.Rajpal Yadav and Shahid Kapoor , had been left as naukar by DHOTI Man at the Om Puri’s house 2.Rajpal Yadav getting all the work of shoe policing and washing of clothes , when he ask for khana as GHAGARA CHOLI at the kitchen , he getting beaten by everybody over there . 3.Rajpal Yadav when asked for ACHAR , he got aur 4 ROTI over there 4.Shakti Kapoor to Rajpal Yadav “ sukar karo aaj ROTI thodi naram hain , baki dino ke muqable “.

5November(Thursday) 70. Chupke chupke : 1. Dharamendra to Devta jaise Jamatji aka Om Prakash “ engine maine katchara jam gaya tha ,abhi pura thik hain , maine thoda haath saaph karne aayo “ , on the insistence of James “ engine maine laphada hain , gadi nhai chalegi “ . 2.Asharani to Dharamendra and others “ maine DEVATA jaise JAMATI ka samna nhai kar sakta hun , maine LATA ko bhej deta hun unke paas , who roh roh kar apna sakal bigad chuki hain , bahut hi genuine lagegi “.

2November 2015(Monday) 50. Company:1.Mental Warshi to Vivek Oberoi aka Chandu “ pura tight tha bhai ,muhn se kuch nikal gaya hoga ,mughe kia pata yeh log sab kuch recording kar rahe hain. 2. Markand Tambere while initializing the movie “ chilli ke bare bahut kam log jante hain ,uske paas bahut sabr hoti hain , who apne sikar tabhi tak nhai marti hain jab tak , who puri tarah sure na ho jaye apne sikar ke liye , phir who usko dabaoch leti hain 3.Saroj aka Manisha to Ajay Saigal “ tum ek rakshya ho “ . 4. Markand Tambere “ Srinivas ki yahi soch galati ho gayi ,Malike bahut dino se isse din ka intezar kar raha hain , who apne khas aadmi David ke jariye Mumbai ki bahar ek aur Mumbai bana raha tha “. 5.Ajay Saigal to Aneesh and his brother “ tumhare haath par bandhuk hota to tum chod dete hughe” Aneesh “ dekh Malik mughe pata tu mughe chod ne galati nhai kar sakta hain , lekin mere bhai ko chod de who abhi batcha hain , kahin aur ja kar settle ho jayega aur humare dhande par nhai aayega” 6. Chandu to Malik “ Malik bhai aapne Aneesh ki bhai ko kyun mara “ , Malik “ mughe apne aadmiyon ki phikar hain ,isse waqt who dara hua ,lekin ghar jate hi palat jayega “.7. Chandu to Kuwa biryani guy “ jaruri nhai hain information har bar galat ho”, Kuwa Biryani guy “ namak thoda kam hain” .

25November 2015(Wednesday) 90 . Coperate :1.Gulad Rao is giving the tenders to MARWAH after having sex with Rakhi Sawant 2.Shastri of Nitish Kumar fame to Divayani aka Little Dubey ,after he lost the businessman of the year award “ do u know Divayani what ur , u nothing but a PIMP “ . 3. Ashwin the finance minister of india to Gulad Rao “ tum jo MARWAH ke saath mil kar yeh sab kar rahe ho , usko band kardo , TRISCON ka gora mere samne baitha hain , apna pura paisa nikalne ka bol raha hain , dusaron ka chodo , humare kamiyi ke bare maine socho. “ .and Mandwali arranged between them 3. Bipasha Bashu aka NishiKanta to Pervez ,in a delhi hotel,make him hot but touching his hands ,then send across a model to take away the MINT based project from laptop in a PEN drive .

2November 2015(Monday) 51.DAUD : 1. CHAKO aka Neera Vora getting trapped by Uma Parvati aka Sanjay Dutt and Daya Shankar aka Urmila “on their PJ , with Sanjay Dutt’s mom , Urmila’s father and SHER were playing GOL GOL GHUMNA “ .

2November 2015(Monday) 52.DAYAVAN :1.Dayavan aka Vinod Khannato Firoz in a yart in sea “tu sara maal NAMAK ki bori maine bandh kar niche samundar par dal de , jab coast guard wale aayenge unnhe kuch nhai milega, aur jab NAMAK GILA hone lagega ,sara maal niche upper anelagega.

2November 2015(Monday) 53.De Dana Dan : 1.Nitin Bankar to Kuljit “ madam mughe aapko kuch kehena hain , jab maine kuch karna chahta hun who kuta bitch maine aa jata hain “ , by showing the torn up shirt to her, which got torned up while IRONing out. Kuljit Kaur aka Archana to Nitin Bankar aka Akshya Kumar” kuta bolega tu usko ,tera malik hain , izzat se naam le uska , ja usko maphi mang kar aa, Moochandji bulana kia bolega tu usko”.Nitin Bankar “Moolchandji mughe maph kar do “.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 91 . Deewar : 1. Amitabh Bachcha aka Vijay to Sasi Kapoor” ja pehele usse adami ka sign le kar aayo ,jisne mere haath par yeh likh diya tha MERE BAAP CHOR hain . Aaj mere paas paisa hain, gadi hain , bank balance hain ,tumhare paas kia hain”.Sasi Kapoor’s reply “ mere paas maa hain “ .

25November 2015(Wednesday) 92 .Deewar : 1. Rajendra Zutshi aka Jatin to Amitabh aka MAJOR at the MANDWALI NALA “ ke galati kar diya dushman ne , Hindustan army ki do tokdiyon ko mila diya , ab hum sab mil kar unki band baja denge “ . 2.Sanjay Dutt aka Khan to Major to Amitabhi “ uske per par hindustani goli lagi hain major, who kisiko nhai chodega “ .3.While escaping from the prison somebody to MAJOR “Rajan nhai aaya hain ,humare saath “ . When they reached at the railway station no train to india, on this Khan aka Sanjay said “ bas isse baat ki kami thi ,abhi jab tak tumhara Rajan unne logon ko rakh paye Major. Unne 24 logon ko talash hain, agar ek saath rahenge toh sab pakde jayenge ,isiliye sab log alag alag rashte se ja kar Hindustan se dur ek border post par milte hain “ .

4November2015(Wednesday) 60.Dev : Mangal Rao aka Miland Gunaji to Eshaan Khan after the gujurat riots “ tum logon ko yaha par rehna hain na ,koi FIR nhai hona chahiye kal “,but ALIA BHAT aka Kareen Kapoor lodged an FIR against Mangal Rao and others who had raped her .

20November2015(Friday) 76.DevD : 1. Paro aka Mahi Gills coming up with bed in a cycle from the GANE ka khet , after having sex with Abhay Deol .

20November2015(Friday) 77. Devdas : 1.Sumitra aka Smita to Kirron Kher “ hum matchli bhi khate hain toh , kanta nikal kar khate hain “.Kiron Kher to Sumitra aka Smita Jayker “tum AMRUT ki baat kar rahi ,tumhe pata hain maine kitne niwala DEV ko khilaya hain. Tum andhi ho Sumitra jo apne bête ko tadap ko nhai dekh pa rahi ho, tum beheri ho Sumitra , jo apne bête ki phukar nhai sun pa rahi ho ,kuch din ki baad ke tum gungi bhi ho jayogijab tum apne bête ki bardadi dekhogi .Aayi toh tughe duyage den eek chand sa beta ho ,abhi dil se yeh dua nikal rahi hain ,tere ghar bhi beti ho “.  

30October2015(Friday) 48.Dhandkan : 1. Ram aka Akshya Kumar to Paramjit Sethi aka BOB and other family members “ aaj tak tumlog jo karte rahe maine kuch nhai bola ,lekin aaj maine yeh manneke liye tayar nhai hun ki , Anjali ki character par koi daag hain” 2. Kiran Kumar toSunil Shetthy aka Dev “ tum kal bhi batmeeze the , aaj bhi batmeeze ho , maine usse time par sahi faisala kia tha apne beti ka haath Ram ke saath de kar “. 3.Anjali aka Shilpa to Dev” tum abhi kahin nhai ho Dev ,maine abhi Ramki pooja karti hun” .

29October2015(Thursday) 41. DHAMMAL: 1. Kabir Khan aka Sanjay Dutt to ROY and others “tum log har roz maut ka khel khelte ho , aaj maine tumhe ek maut ka khel dikhata hun” ,while tieing then up in a tree” 2.MANAV aka Javed Jaffery “ yeh dekho tenwa aka SHER , slowly slowly bada ho raha hain “,while KEKADA hitting him severly” 3. Nari Contractor aka Asha Rani “ mera JIGARA aise hi roya hoga ,inne logon ne mere jigara ko mar diya” 4.Arshad Warsi and others while planning jump of JIAARA via appitude test “ abhi distance itna hain ,gadi itni speed se aayega aur jump ho jayega” 5. Houseowner beating the Arshad Warshi and others for PIZZA , whereManva disclosed “  mughe Adi ne kabhi nhai bataya humari ek behen hain, aur usko cancer hain”.6. ROY to Kabir Khan “ab dekh maine tera ID card kaise misuse karta hun” 8. Roy Arshand Warshi playing the GHAS KHATE HUA GHODA ,on others funeral , where DEMELO aka Murali Sharma taken then on as PASHA gang members for their encounter .9. Arshad Warshi to Manav , when they meet SABNAM , her lover and husband “ MANAV jaldi se yahan se nikal le ,nhai toh yeh ladki humhe kahika nhai chodegi “

27October2015(Tuesday) 15. DHOOM : 1. Ali saving the life of Jai Dixit aka Abhishek Bachchan in chor bazaar from Anwar Hatela. 2. Kabir Khan at taj exotica “ unne apni security par itna bharosha hain ki , unno ne kahin par bhi camera’sfit nhai kia hain, iski security kisi Israel ki company ko mili hui hain”3. Ali aka Uday Chopra to Jai Dixit aka Abhishek at the CM relief fund raiser “ apne izzat par discount nhai deta” . 4. Jai Dixit to Kabir Khan “ maar toh usko asli padi thi ,lekin chot tumhare dil par lagi hain “

27October2015(Tuesday) 16.DHOOM 2 : 1. Ali to Sonali Bose “ 4+4 = 44” . 2. Jai Dixit to Sonali Bose with the damaged necklace “ who humesha asli cheezon ka chori karta hain ,this necklace is damaged,who yahan nhai aa raha hain “,called Ali said “chori MUSEUM par hogi, cleaning staff ki shift maine cancel kia tha , he must be there “.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 93 . Dil : 1.HP aka Hajari Prasad getting offended by Saeed Jafery aka Mehra on the enagament of Madhu aka Madhuri Dixit and Raja aka Aamir Khan  ,when he slapped HP and termed him as KABADIYA . HP’s response to MEHERA aka Saeed Jafery “HP isse thapad ko bhulega nhai, iska badala jarur lega “ . 2.HP to Madhu aka Madhuri Dixit ,while Raja is in emergency conditions “maine toh Raja ho batcha lunga ,lekin tumhe apna MANGAL FORMULA aka Mangal Sutra dena hoga ,tabhi Sumit Mehra ka thapad ki barabari hogi“ . 3.HP having dreams of money , and torn down the PILLOW over there .

5November(Thursday) 71. Divya Shakti : 1. Amrish Puri aka TAU getting batted with milk and street boys trying to drink then .2.Amrish Puri aka TAU once he become SIDHA from TEDA by the punches of Prasant aka Ajay Saigal “ maine sidha ho gaya” ,on this Prasant’s response “ abhi teri gardan sidha nhai hain , abhi usko todna bhi hain”

28October2015(Wednesday) 27. DOUBLE DHAMMAL: 1.my sister giving kekada alongside watching DOUBLE DHAMMAL with Raja Murad ,isse baar DOUBLE DHAMMAL honewala hain.

28October2015(Wednesday) 28. Family : 1. Sushant Singh to police officer ,on recording to Viren “budha pagal ho gaya hain ,maine khoka bhej ta hun usko marde” .2. Viren putting JUG of water on Kader Khan while mandawali conducted by Raja Murad . 3. Viren’s family got kidnapped in AMBULANCE . 4.Viren in movie hall while killing his rivals and Shekhar aka Akshya Kumar .

 25October2015(Sunday) 8. Fanaa : 1. Rehan Qadri to ZUMI aka Kajol " moghul se kar british tak jo bhi aaya hain , delhi maine khoon ki holi khel kar aaya hain , yeh hain delhi asli haqueet " .2.Rehan Qadri to ZUMI " ab tumhe dar lag raha hain ZUMI " . 3.ZUMI to Rehan" 7  saal maine yeh sochti rahi maine tumhe wahan south block par kyun bheja , aur aaj tum aa kar yeh keh rahe ho ki , tum usse time par ek mission par the . Har din ek naya chehra banati thi , maine apne bete ko dekha saku uske aba aise dikhte the . aur aaj tum ke rahe ho , unnse sab zakhmon ka koi maniye nhai hain , tum mughe ek bajah do maine tumhe phir se apni zindagi par kyun samil karu" . 4. Little Dubey to Suresh Menon " aap kitna jhukte hain , aapko dekh kar meri kamar par dard hone lagta hain" . 

25November 2015(Wednesday) 94 . Fashion : 1.Kangana to Meghna aka Priyanka in the hotel washroom during dinner” tumhe kia lagta hain ,who log tumhe jada din rehne denge .Jis din unka kaam khatam ho jayega , usse din who tumhe bhi meri tarah bahar nikal denge ,yeh baat tum aaj nhai samjhane wali ho .Lekin tumhare saath wahi hoga, jo aaj mere saath hua hain “ .

29October2015(Thursday) 42. GANGAJAL : 1.MangiRam to Chaturbhuj “ kia problem hain inka “, Chaturbhuj “ yeh sawal bahut karte hain” ,Mangi Ram” chup ,abhi hum sawal karenge aur tum jawab dena , Daroga MangiRam naam hain humara , 2min maine sare kaida kanoon sikha denge ,bina charge ke sadh jayoge , Daroga ka power malum hain na , Ajay Saigal aka Amit Kumar to Mangiram at the checking gate” yeh rona dhona band karo , Mangiram aap aapna statement likh kar dijiye maine aapko kyun suspend na karo” 2.Ajay Saigal to seth” sab ko le chalo ,isko yahan chod do” seth “ humko bhi le chaliye sahib , NONWA SRIDHAR aaya tha ,kahan gaya pata nhai ,olta humara sara samn le kar chala gaya hain” 3. Batcha Yadav to Ajay Saigal”abhi aur bardast nhai ho raha hain , sina thok kar naukari kia hain ,koi ek mistake nhai nikal sakta hain , abhi agar kaam par koi defect nikale toh wahin par action le lena “ 4. Minister Dwarika Nath on press conference “ sipahi toh ladhte rehte hain , lekin inam toh senpati ko hi milta hain”. 5. AnuRadha to Ajay Saiga, while he putting CITI on her, while seeing her on the mirror” bilkul gunde lagte ho”

20November2015(Friday) 78.Gardish : 1.Shanti aka Dimple Kapadia is waiting for Mukesh Rishi aka Billa Jalani ,on the expectation that one day he will come and burn her, the way he burnt his husband and his son . 2.Anu Kapoor had army of BHIKARI’s in this movie . 3. Mukesh Rishi to Amrish Puri “ tu apni beti ko bahut baar nanga hote hua dekha hoga , abhi tu apne beti ko phir se nanga hote hua dekhega , kal tak agar tera beta nhai aaya toh maine usko nanga karke chaurahe par baitha dunga “.

20November2015(Friday) 79. Ghatak : 1.Meenakshi aka Gauri to Tinu Anand “ tu agar Kashi ko nhai chodega , abhi FIR likh tere hawaldar ne mere saath jabarjasti kia hain ,mere kapade phade hain ,tu FIR likhega ,maine abhi aurton ko bulata hun “ and she torn up her dress . Tinu Anand ”hawaldar, Kashiko chod do, problem wahan nhai , yahan par hain “ . 2. Harish to his sister “ didi aaj maine Kashi ki aankhon maine KATIYA ka anth dekha hain , maine jis din ke liye bina kapade pehene inke tokode par pada raha ,tumhari badala leneke liye , aaj who pura honewala hain”  

25November 2015(Wednesday) 95 . Ghayal : 1. Balwant Rai had proved there is illicit relationship between Sunny Leone and his bhabi Mausami Chaterjee in the court and their life ended over there .

25October2015(Sunday) 12. Ghulam : 1. Sidhu's assertion towards Mita Vashitha aka Fatim "apun kuch nhai su na chahta madam , apun bas itna janta hain JAI apna bhai hain " . 2. Jai to Sidhu " Sidhu tu match har ja , RONY ne paisa laga liya hain " . 3.Sidhu to Jai " tu ne RONY se kyun nhai bola , JAI apna bhai hain , woh yeh match jit sakta hain " 4. Ashutosh aka Shyam to Dilip Tahip " tu police 4 dande nhai seh paya , aur Dixit , mazid , alka sab ke bare maine bol diya . Aaj maine teri isse zindagi par thok ne aaya hun . 5.Sidhu returning the cricket bat 6. Sidhu to Rani aka Sangita while taking his coat back " pata hain mensahab , hum jab niche se uper dekhte the , aisa lagta tha sab aamir log khus rehte honge , lekin yahan ane ke baad pata chala asli haqueet " .

27October2015(Tuesday) 17. Golmal : 1.Ajay Devgan aka Gopal to others “ mere paas ek idea hain , maine SAMEER from America ban kar andar ghus jata hun ,bas tum sabko LUCKY ban kar rehna padega” . 2. Ajay Devgan to Sarman Joshi “ mujara kare hum char ,ladki le kar jaye tu akela yeh kahan ka naya hain “. 3. Gopal to Anthony “kabhi gang bang dekha hain , dekhna chahyega” 4.Madhav to Anthony “ who tere se tamiz se baat kar raha hain, agar batmeeze par uttar aaye toh tu kahin ka nhai rahega” 5. Madhav to Rimi Sen aka Nirali “offering movie contract paper as valentine day gift . 

27October2015(Tuesday) 18. Golmaal 2 : 1. Sanjay Mishra to Gopal ,the messaging guy “ sale biwi ke ghulam , apne ghar ka frustration humare upper kyun nikal raha hain “ . 2. Shreyas Talpade to Madhav and others when he got bail by Sawant “ agar Gopal ko bail mila hain, toh humne uske paas jana chahiye ,kyun ki jab uski ek problem se exit hota hain, naya problem par entry hota hain”.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 96 . Gupt : 1. Sharat Saxena the union leader to his henceman when he asked “aap khus kyun nhai ho “ “agar yahan par machine lag gaya toh sab se jada luksan humara hoga .Sara kaam jo hain machine se hone lagnewala hain , aur humari kamayi khatam ho jayegi . Abhi dekhte hain , kal governor kia phaisala lete hain “ .