3. Kuan ka Mendak List(1-20) : 12. 18January2016(Monday)

This is new list dedicated to my understanding as KUAN KA MENDAK , on the lines of , Arjun Ranawat " hum IT professional wale CHAND par pahunch gaye hain ,aur tumhe abhi bhi SNAKE CHARMERs lagte hain" .And to my roomet Nitin Singh , who keep on harping his statement related to me via various means " CHACHA AAP KUAN KA MENDAK ban chuke ho ". I will update the list on the day , I will write something related to my behavior as KUAN KA MENDAK ,on my messages to anybody .

1. 30September2015(Wednesday) : Reetu Priyadarshani on Sasikant Mitra adventure list :

      I never imagined people were so much proud of their BENGA lookalike , this thing I got to know once I m reached at BANGALORE BALAJI PG . The way variety of BENGA lookalikes were following me out here . There is BENGA on my facebook profile namely Sangita Tripathy , there is BENGA named CHARACTER LESS RANDI Ishita who wants to give ladies touch in BUS at LARA TECHNOLOGY via servlet , BENGA coming to BALAJI PG to take Arif Mirza to PUNE , BENGA at GIDGER room alongside Satya Samal , were some of the BENGA's who felt proud of their BENGA lookalikes .

2. 3October2015(Sunday) : Archana Senapati

 Medicine shop owner at BANGALORE had discretionary power just like delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal . While giving CHOTA colgate PLAX and CIPLADINE as KHUJILI medicine they didn't need anything , they can use their discretionary power as MEDICINE shop owner . But while giving my BP medicines including ALPREX , they need the fax of prescription as I m BP patient  and call from doctor also , as suggested by my sister . I never imagined for a medical shop woner patients need become secondary , while doint CHUTIYAPNATI for ADAMKHOR or CANIBAL's of TCS . This is BENGA like eye opener for me .  

3. 12October2015(Monday) : Sridhar Sir

        Administrative work we did at HCL were something like , what Alok Kumar the kid said to  Arshad Warshi aka Baban " humare gaaon maine batchon ko chitda saph karne se pehele bandhuk chala na sikha te hain via Sumit Mehra's OES project , which had been starting point at CVS caremark alongside Kushal and Parul assisted by SaurabhSaran " . As Sridhar Sir is sleeping like Sadhuram and talking via delhi metro pillars to my mails to Santoshi Sahu, this act of Sridhar Sir compared to Sadhuram sending LALI aka RED MARK of Saurabh Tripathy , to sell KHILONA of Saurabh Tripathy . This is why , Sumit is meeting me at various moments at BALAJI PG or LARA TECHNOLOGY , signal is very clear "we TCS people were determined to prove ur administrative skills as " CHITADA saph karna in TCS , here in HONG KONG of mumbai for TCS dirt to come across, via BIG DATA" . Reason why Sumit is showing the security cameras on 13feb2015 , while studying servlets alongside Debadutta lookalike , mera server mere uper mar rahe hain na isiliye , via KELE KA PATA SAPH KARNA. I last met Sumit outside the Shravan hotel on sunday 11october2015 , just reminding me , don't forget we r determined to prove ur administrative work as " chitda saph karna of TCS " , as we had blocked u from cleaning up katchara like " yeh hindustan nhai hain , isko hindustan mat banana " . If u try to provide any solution in this BIG DATA approach , ur going to be trapped on this approach.

4. 15October2015(Thursday) : Deepa rath in Sasikant Mitra adventure list

There were husbands who use their discretionary power allowing their wives to sleep with somebody else and have a affair , there is parents who used their discretionary power to allow their daughters to have sex before marriage and have a affair , there is brother also who allows his sister to have sex with somebody else and have an affair , there is a girl or women who wants to know her market price of virginity for sex and willingly want to become a porn start like Sunny Leone , all these to fulfill sexual argue of being a women , which is unthinkable few years before in india . But now there is another side of this open female sexuality emerge in the from of ISHITA , who is talking of " if u touch me and anybody at LARA TECHNOLOGY , u will got ladies touch like NIRBHAYA GANG RAPE at MUNIKA of BALAJI PG's SAMBAR" , there is girl named Rashmi coming up on every occasion " u cant touch a girl over here in LARA TECHNOLOGY so easily . Its as difficult as PALU aka LOPA of VIJAY the CARPENTER's KHAL KHINCHNA " . I m really confused between these two extremes of female sexuality . There is another confusing part of this female sexuality it come from my friend Nitya aka ROSE at singapore " few days before in june2015 , he told me , his friend MANAS BEHERA is angry with me , reason I m written some abusive messages to her sister , which I had not done , in fact I don't know who is sister of Manas Bahera in facebook" . When I talked with same NITYA aka ROSE regarding his wife , after sending similar abusive messages to his wife " u must be angry with me , since I had send across some abusive message to ur wife " This time answer of NITYA akA ROSE surprised me, he said " why should I will got angry with u , tumhare uper gussa karne par kia hoga and immediately updated his profile picture " . This is the conflicting aspect of NITYA aka ROSE related to female sexuality " when i didn't send across any messages to Manas Behara's sister he got angry , now when I send across abusive message to his wife , reply opposite and happy note" . Person is same , but views were different , reason why I cant understand whether I should write any message to anybody or not at all. For the past one years , I m struggling with these views towards female sexuality .

5. 16October2015(Friday) : Sasikant Mitra adventure list

 Today he talking of switching off my radio , while I m sleeping yesterday night , reason " I cant become BEHERA " . Mughe pata nhai tha , log kaan par RADIO laga kar sunne par behere ho jate hain . Its eye opener for me , its something KUAN KA MENDAK statement for me . Thanks Nitin taking me out of the KUAN , where I m used behave like MENDAK . Pata nhai science itni tarki kar chuki hain , jahan par yeh discover ho gaya hoga ki , kaam par radio laga kar sunne par log behere ho jate honge . We must inform all those people around the world who used to listen music by ear phones . Its really disaster in waiting around the world . 

6. 20October2015(Tuesday) : Mitra's NOTEBOOK DHAMKI list / AMBA SODA list of Hairy Rashmi Part II

While BENGA at GIDGER room during launch , talking of " I will shift to the WIPRO guy chair's bed today" .Yeh mere liye KUAN KA MENDAK ki tarah eye opener hain . BENGA of GIDGER room will say , " he is shift to my room and I will behave like GEETA's boyfriend of VISHAL mega mart" .  

7. 24October2015(Saturday) : Sasikant Mitra adventure list 

Today morning this Vijay the carpenter of LOPA/PALU fame asking for password of WIFI in ist floor , at the Abhishek's KHIRA place , while Deepak is cleaning up the DONKEY .Its something like KUAN KA MENDAK like instance for me , Vijay carpenter, will ask for WIFI password , I will start unlocking the cycle out here and start getting the 11000 volt ka jhatka of CHAIR guy .

8. 4November2015(wednesday) : Mitra's Notebook DHAMKI list

Its something like KUAN KA MENDAK sort of thing for me, Satya Samal of GIDGER room will wash his plates alongside me during dinner times , and BENGA in my room will put roti on the STOOL , I will reveal everything to my wife or somebody else. 

9. 5November2015(Thursday) : Sasikant Mitra adventure list

Now coming to this before image of N1 reporting guy, he tried to do something like KUNA KA MENDAK sort of thing yesterday night , when he come for UPCASTING bottle of water alongside me . I want to say before image of N1 reporting guy” u had very well initialized this BED sort of thing as, before image of N1 reporting sort of thing , why cant u tell Satya Samal ur room to sit in ur position during launch hours , all his works become before image of N1 reporting “ ,aise KUAN KA MENDAK ki tarah , water upcast karne par kia milega.   

10. 19December2015(Saturday) : Archan Senapati

After a longtime today, I got a KUAN KA MENDAK like moment, while going for booking of my ticket for pune. I met Sharat Kandi of DATEing a AIDS patient by SAVI, who talked about “what a beautiful message of WHATSAPP”, gone to the railway gate and over there his brother is waiting to sit behind his bike. I never imagined , Sharat Kandi’s brother will sit behind his bike and I will day dreaming like “ now girls will start DATEing me as AIDS patient of SAVI fame, after listeing SAVI’s DATE kissa on 18feb2015 , which continuing till now and after listening about 22 weeks of Sasikant Mitra adventure list . Now my repeated assertion is everybody were talking about my exit route via SANTA BANTA initialization at RANJI CAKE shop on RAKHEE BANDHAN day , not dating a girl out here“ . I must say ,its something like KUNA KA MENDAK like moment for me today morning , while I m going to book my ticket for pune , while on my arrival at hometown the SHUSTH MURGAA guy is talking of “yeh ek baar aur , via 500 rupees change”.

11. 15January2016(Friday) : Sasikant Mitra adventure list Samta/Gunjan


Yesterday ,I m got another KUAN KA MENDAK like moment , when Gunjan congratulated Pawan Gupta’s kid , mughe yeh pata nhai tha Gunjan from Australia isse tarah karne par maine sochne lagunga ki TCS ka KABADIYA HP will behave like mother caring kids and THORWABLE HEMA’s efforts will be stopped .Yeh toh mere liye KUNA KA MENDAK wali baat ho gayi.

12. 18January2016(Monday) : Sasikant Mitra adventure list Anita Maharana

Yesterday, I got a KUAN KA MENDAK like moment from my dad, its not as outrageous as his earlier statement of COOPERATION bank and Andhra bank account number, but certainly it can be termed as KUAN KA MENDAK like moment. My dad starts the proceeding for yesterday with my sister’s results as PASS on her semester instead of FAIL, so I must think like now its time for “BASANTI to do dancing in front of the DOGS of TCS”. Mughe toh pata nhai tha , after 4+ years of backpain in TCS CVS CAREMARK , if my dad will talk like PASS for my sister “ I will start dancing like BASANTI , in front of DOGS of TCS” , yeh toh mere liye KUAN KA MENDAK like moment hain, while real thing lies at MAINE ARGUMENT NHAI KAR PA RAHA HUN .