Friday, 30 October 2015

8. AMBA SODA list of Hairy Rashmi Part II(V-Z) : 114. 4December2015(Friday)

As I m taking sometime to start this list related to HAIRY RASHMI, various people had various misconception , like BENGA in GIDGER room feels "if he will talk of shifting to WIPRO guys bed in my room ,then I will start behaving as GEETA's boy friend out side the MCDONALD ",which is a KUAN KA MENDAK like eye opener for me yesterday ,over what happened over there . I m taking sometime to conceptualize the format of his list of HAIRY RASHMI , since its time for BIG DATA , if I wont start properly then , it will become difficult for me to maintain .HAIRY RASHMI while talking of " LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budani's wife Bharati ACHERKAR is pregnant and can give birth to child anytime " ,probably didn't seen the SASIKANT MITRA adventure list properly , its 4 part series of Bharati Achaerkar . When Sasikant talk of that " there is CHIP inside the GIDGER ,just rectify it, HOT water wont flow ", he also meant same thing what HAIRY Rashmi talk of directly" Bharati Acharker is pregnant , can give birth to baby anytime ".I m immediately started, Sasikant Mitra adventure list with 4 part series ," yahan HONGKONG of mumbai par Bharati Acharker ka matlab toh wahi hain na , yeh le aur CHAR aka 4 ROTI  ".I could have gone for 2-3 messages in the Sasikant Mitra adventure list , since its time to end behenchod or betichod ,then why I m gone for 4 part series, , its for precisely same Bharati Achaerkar approach .Which I m clearly mentioning as "4 part series of Sasikant Mitra's adventure list " while introducing myself to somebody over here, when I ask her to release the LOCK on AXA's bread via ROSE aunty's CHANA center . When UNCLE talk of shifting to Bharati Achaerkar's seat " he is talking of aur 4 roti aa rahi hain ".When ROSE aunty coming and sitting on stool of Bharati Achaerkar,while repairing FAN alongside her daughter " she is talking of aur 4 bande marne wale hain via STOOL aka MASA ".When Murad Pattnaik standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during breakfast times "aur 4 dhamki batcha hua hain ".When Nitin standing at Bharati Acharkar's seat during launch times "aur 4 jan yeh kaam kar sakte hain via TV ". As so many people were talking via Bharati Acharkar ,so many thing .I m decided to start this 4 part series in HAIRY RASHMI's outrageous statement " now LARA TRAINER Ramesh Budhani's wife Bharati Achaerkar is pregnant ,can give birth to a child anytime ".After this ,there will be 2 more part of HAIRY RASHMI series .I will initialize all the 4 part series of HAIRY RASHMI today and wont write any message to anybody , so that there wont be any confusion on anybody's mind ,on what I m thinking related to HAIRY RASHMI .This part AMBA SODA of HAIRY RASHMI , where KERA is taken via Sasikant from KEONJHAR , is something like "MERA SERVER MERE UPER MAR RAHE HAIN " and its really huge DATA and daunting task for me to maintain .Still I m giving a try ,so that it will show , how KERA aka CARE is taken up of MUNIKA of BALAJI PG via Sasikant of KEONJHAR .Its related to KERA is taken aka CARE is taken via movies , as everybody knows its library of movies had been put across against me for taking CARE aka KERA of me . I had mentioned many CARE aka KERA of movies ,try to put in LIST as far as possible .Both english and hindi movies will go in same sequence , and its in alphabetical order ,with sequence number and date will be different. Its something like 1-9,A-Z in alphabetically order , for the convenience of understanding . Lets see how CARE aka KERA of MUNIKA is taken over here , via Sasikant of Kenojhar . I had to constantly reformat this list , as its in really BIG DATA fashion. Its more than 200+ movies I had mentioned in my messages since feb2010, where everything got started .

Its got started on 20October2015(Tuesday) 1-3 , 21October2015(wednesday) 4-5 , 25October2015(Sunday) 6-12 27October2015(Tuesday) 13-23 28October2015(Wednesday) 24-37
29October2015(Thursday) 38-43  30October2015(Friday) 44-49 2November2015(Monday) 50-57 4November2015(Wednesday) 58-67 5November(Thursday) 68-75 20November2015(Friday) 76-87
25November 2015(Wednesday) 88-103 4December2015(Friday) 104-114

List 4. ( V-Z)
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27October2015(Tuesday) 23. Vaastav : 1.Shanta aka Remi Lagoo to Raghu aka Sanjay Dutt” chup re nalayk kisko marne ka baat karta hain , kiske bajahe se tera baap aaj isse condition par hain. 2. Shanta to doctor “ doctor sahib aap ke haath maine jo ho sakta hain kijiye , mera beta sayad yeh nhai janta hain ,har jagah gunda gardi nhai chalta hain . 3. Sanjay Naverkar aka dedh putia inside the maruti omni “ Achyut Podar ko ek hindu ko hi marna hain” .4. Deepak Tijori to Raghu “ IMAM sahib ki marne par hindu muslim danga par 50 log mar gaye hain ,isiliye tumhe 50 khoka milna chahiye tha.

25November 2015(Wednesday) 103 . Virasat : 1.Birju Thakur aka Govind Namdeo having an ugly face ,who is father of Milind Gunanji aka BALLI Thakur .


28October2015(Wednesday) 35.Wanted : 1.Talpade aka Mahesh to LAXMI “ yahan par chadar adala badli ka kaam hota hain ,isiliye raid karne aaye hain” 2.Talpade aka Mahesh to LAXMI on phone” kaise hain Laxmi , maine aaj raat ko ata hum teri beti ke saath suhag raat manane ke liye. 3. SONU GATES while putting his hands on TAWA of bread omlet , by seeing RADHEE MAA and JANAVI aka Ayesha TAkia together 4. Mahesh aka TALPADE to RADHEE MAA” tu drug ka dhanda karta hain, teri talashi leni padegi “ ,in the basketball ground , on this RADHEE MAA said “tu jis school par yeh sab sikha hain ,uska principal aaj bhi mere se tution le raha hain” . 5.Prakash Raj to the officers in the container ,appreciating their security arrangement ,once he finds himself in the midst of sea

4December2015(Friday) 114.Waqt Humara hain :1.Sunil Shetthy asking for turning of the lights to find out the krypton bomb glowing from the KABADIYA’s house . 2.Anupam Kher having Times of india behind him while talking about his own son’s achievements . 3. Viju Khote let the Akshya Kumar and Sunil Shetthy go by the gate ,while krypton bomb inside their bag.
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28October2015(Wednesday) 36. Wednesday :1. Nasreeduin Shan to Prakash Rathod “ aapke ghar maine cockroach aata hain toh , aap usko palte nhai marte hain , isse tarah yeh log mera ghar gandha kar rahe the aaj maine apna ghar saph kar raha hun , sirf yeh char kyun , maine lottery nikali aur mughe yeh naam mile .“ 2.
  
5November(Thursday) 76.Welcome to sajjanpur : 1. Retd millatry officer’s widower daughter in law getting trembling while reading the love letter from Ravi Kisan the compounder, written by Shreyas Talpade .


28October2015(Wednesday) 37. ZAMEEN : 1.Ajay Saigal to his senior “ hum toh unki SAMJHADARI par ja rahe hain ,who bhi aisa hi sochenge , humne apna plan badal liya hain ,lekin humare ussi helicptor par kuch jawan rahenge attack karne ke liye”. 2.Abhishek Bachcha to SADANAND and others “ Rashte par humne unki goliyan khatam kar diya hain , lekin abhi unke paas hatyar hain , iska matlab plane par hatyar pehele se the”. 3.ISI officer to Professor “ aapne FAREED aka Faridabad ki jo report bheji hain , who kabile tariff nhai nhai . ussi ek ki bajah se humara pura mission khatare par pad sakta hain” , Professor’s reply” yeh mughe pata hain ,lekin airport par jo contacts hain SADANAND aur TAWADE ,who FAREED ke hain. 4. Hijackers and Professor killing FAREED by his neck on the SHIP , once he introduces SADANAND and TAWADE to him. 5.ISI officer to hijackers while briefing about COL PURI the cigeratte guy “ yeh Hindustan army ka bahut bada officer hain, na aap unnse contact karoge ya na who aapse contact karega , mission ke daurant agar kuch problem aa jata hain toh who khud sahi kar dega. 6.Ajay Saigal to Col Puri , while seeing his talking to ISI persons “ absosh hain ki , aapka dost humare desh ka dushman hain”. 

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