1. 7May2015(Thursday)
u came for online for
short time , then how u will eat GOL GAPPA out here
jab aaj online aayi ho
toh , kuch toh gol gappa le kar jao . Mughe laga tumhare husband feels like
Joginder Alhuwalia aka Kunal Kapoor(he is real cook out here )" u become
Mahi , only doing ur duty as wife , forget how to love , after that BACKPAIN
incident in TCS . " Ur husband met u , while ur having GOL GAPPA . U being
crowned as miss baripada , in the townhall meeting , where that baripada girl
is openly talking of need of sex .
What Kunal Kapoor talk
about in the movie LAMHAA, while addressing a gathering of kashmir pandits out
there " aap log yahan par zilat ki zindagi gujar rahe hain , hum wahan par
ek KHOOBSARAT jail maine reh rahe hain . App maine aur humme koi pharak nhai
hain " . Did u heard of Sajjad Lone the separatist leader from kashmir ,
who become minister in MODI goverment.
he talked in similar
lines , related to kashmir pundits.
waise , mera APTITUDE bhaut weak hain , agar
kahin par galat likh liya toh maph kar dena.
talking u after longtime , so i may wrong in
calculating the aptitude out here
2. 27June2015(Saturday)
U had removed me from ur friend list, after the last conversation on 7may2015, I must say this is the wise thing to do under the circumstances. Satya brata Das had also done same thing out here , he had removed me from his friendlist , when I m looking for him while discussing the COAL scam related to COBOL CHEAT test sort of thing . Who wants to listen these crap things(Mitchele Obama aka Mansi Mishra had blocked me by saying these words out here, while I m suppose to say the ELEPHANT’S ELEMENT IN LINKED LIST), as described by many persons out here , u had cleverly delinked from my profile . But , let me tell u only delinking wont be enough over there , the type of situation I m facing over here , u had to completely block me , then only I cant able to send u any messages out here . Anyway u come from the same batch of guys, like Shekhar Gaur of Batcha Yadav pattern "who cleverly missed out the tough conditions in TCS". Similarly u had cleverly delink me from ur friend list , to remain in contact with ur friends , without coming online in front of me , let what ever tough conditions come across for me at bangalore BALAJI PG and other places . This MAHI aka Manisha Lamba sort of thing started with u, on that day of our last conversation, related to BAHCANA AE HASEENO, alien story in switzerland. Now as I m discussing with the BACKPAIN girl Swati Singla related to the "HONEYMOON in switzerland of Raghu by home minister Baban Rao kadam aka Manoj Joshi ", I think its appropriate of messaging u something related to ur sex story. Anyway how is sex life going on, u must be enjoying over there in US , wahan par toh sab open hain. One of the strakling thing I found in the last 2 months of conversation with everybody out here is "nobody feels outrageous on the talk of sex, whether I talk of extra marital affair or discussing about their sex live, they were simply happy with the discussion ". As ur staying us america , this extra marital affair aka EMA must be common thing over there , how many sex partners u had over there . I m also like to have sex with u, if u permit me to do that. Since u had derived via that guest house/town hall enounter, where baripada girl is talking of sex , everybody out here deriving via her , we girls want to discuss sex openly , since " humlog ghat ghat ka pani pi kar aaye hain” . Its no surprise when I m defining Komal Arora as Batcha Yadav this SAMOSA sort of it being diverted towards Amit Katiyars rhetoric " agar maine problem aaya toh koi nhai batchea , maine sab ko saath le kar jane wala hun " . Few of interesting things happened today soon after the Swati Singla message related FISH and PATTA GOBI , suvendu Panda staying in the GIDGER room start washing his plates alongside me during the launch and another guy trying clear up his COCA COLA bottle . As Satya Nadella Microsoft going on " its time for TCS dirt to come across " , its clearly visible what these guys were trying to convey . As ur the proprietor of TOWNHALL sex discussion , from which the BASTRAD aka BADA is being derived at Mitchele Obama's house " please suggest where this FISH and PATTA GOBI stands now" , since immediately Gandhiji aka Suvendu Panda comes across from GIDGER room of hot water fame . One point I concluded, if I will try for sex with anybody out here, then hot water will fall on me, since GANDHIJI staying at GIDGER room. There is another Sangram lookalike comes and stayed at the 304, after the Sangram lookalike stayed in GIDGER room. This time Sangram Satpathy of XIMB comes across, Sasmita aka Jai Singh from villager's husband lookalike. He is routinely having launch or dinner with me nowadays, signifying "now I will start like the Jai Singh , hum apna naam likhna jante hain on the sex related things via Australia of Sudhansu panda or austral of Soma Das" . As there were much in store in the changing of HINDU tradition out here, what ever I had written so far related to sex were something like " maine apna naam likhna janta hun " . Nothing more than that . I m also feeling the same way of Sangram lookalike at 304 room in balaji pg , since its termed as iconic love story between my dad and Santoshi Sahu in the lines of LAILA MAJNU , HEER RANJHA , ROMEO JULIET , how things will got over so soon out here , the love story which suppose to last 250 years . We had not even crossed 4+ years since backpain incident in TCS july2011 . At least 14 years of banwas for Ramachandra or 28 years of double dhammal need to be covered up before any change to be visible over here. Let’s see how far things move here. What Seema Biswas aka Malti Vaidya (the return girl of SEIGE fame or Siraj Maharaj) said to Urmila aka sarika while interrogating her , by breaking her finger " yeh police station hain , yahan par bolne par dard kam hoga , chup rehene se ya rone dhone se nhai " . This is what being applied me via Mangi Ram sort of thing related to I-GATE sort of thing "pehele yeh rona dhona band karo, Mangi Ram aap apna statement mughe likh kar dijiye , maine aapko kyun suspend na karo . Jitna royoge utna jada likh kar dena padega" . As KELA KA PATTA being only washed and kept as it is for PURNO PATHY fame, this SEEMA BISWAS kissa also were something similar out here. This is why uncle and CHOOTU(via my bengali roomet) were keep on reminding out here repeatedly via suspension of Mangi Ram kissa " hum suspension par haine Sadhu bawa , pehele humko dijiye " . Yahan par roone dhone se ya complain karne se kuch nhai hoga "everything will be sorted out ,once u reveal those things u know to somebody out here " . Otherwise undercurrent flowing over here will swept u away. Yesterday night while having dinner out here, people were talking in similar fashion, if u will come to us for any sort of discussion, woh baat tumhare dil par lagniwali hain nothing more than that. Just keep on revealing what all u knows. This " JUDGE ko police station nhai bulate hain, its only a trap nothing more than that". Real thing is in SARAN uncle lookalike sitting outside the PALLAVI hotel for that, SWAIN the policeman for MANGI RAM kissa. Yahan par RONE DHONE par kuch nhai hoga(emotional pitch marne par kuch nhai hoga) , yahan par baat karne par kuch hoga , yeh police station hain Seema Biswas of return fame/Siraj Maharaj ka , yahan par tumhe seige like condition maine dal ne ke liye bulaya gaya hain , nothing more than that . Kia hain na, hum pichali diwali ke kuch batche hue pathake phod rahe hain, via Rabi's wife at AXA building. Which getting repeated in every lock releases. I will include that CAKE at AXA building of birthday, to today’s CHANA at ROSE AUNTY’s CHANA center. As I had revealed this thing , now start thinking where to change the place of the CAKE , which I took on the birthday .
2. 27June2015(Saturday)
U had removed me from ur friend list, after the last conversation on 7may2015, I must say this is the wise thing to do under the circumstances. Satya brata Das had also done same thing out here , he had removed me from his friendlist , when I m looking for him while discussing the COAL scam related to COBOL CHEAT test sort of thing . Who wants to listen these crap things(Mitchele Obama aka Mansi Mishra had blocked me by saying these words out here, while I m suppose to say the ELEPHANT’S ELEMENT IN LINKED LIST), as described by many persons out here , u had cleverly delinked from my profile . But , let me tell u only delinking wont be enough over there , the type of situation I m facing over here , u had to completely block me , then only I cant able to send u any messages out here . Anyway u come from the same batch of guys, like Shekhar Gaur of Batcha Yadav pattern "who cleverly missed out the tough conditions in TCS". Similarly u had cleverly delink me from ur friend list , to remain in contact with ur friends , without coming online in front of me , let what ever tough conditions come across for me at bangalore BALAJI PG and other places . This MAHI aka Manisha Lamba sort of thing started with u, on that day of our last conversation, related to BAHCANA AE HASEENO, alien story in switzerland. Now as I m discussing with the BACKPAIN girl Swati Singla related to the "HONEYMOON in switzerland of Raghu by home minister Baban Rao kadam aka Manoj Joshi ", I think its appropriate of messaging u something related to ur sex story. Anyway how is sex life going on, u must be enjoying over there in US , wahan par toh sab open hain. One of the strakling thing I found in the last 2 months of conversation with everybody out here is "nobody feels outrageous on the talk of sex, whether I talk of extra marital affair or discussing about their sex live, they were simply happy with the discussion ". As ur staying us america , this extra marital affair aka EMA must be common thing over there , how many sex partners u had over there . I m also like to have sex with u, if u permit me to do that. Since u had derived via that guest house/town hall enounter, where baripada girl is talking of sex , everybody out here deriving via her , we girls want to discuss sex openly , since " humlog ghat ghat ka pani pi kar aaye hain” . Its no surprise when I m defining Komal Arora as Batcha Yadav this SAMOSA sort of it being diverted towards Amit Katiyars rhetoric " agar maine problem aaya toh koi nhai batchea , maine sab ko saath le kar jane wala hun " . Few of interesting things happened today soon after the Swati Singla message related FISH and PATTA GOBI , suvendu Panda staying in the GIDGER room start washing his plates alongside me during the launch and another guy trying clear up his COCA COLA bottle . As Satya Nadella Microsoft going on " its time for TCS dirt to come across " , its clearly visible what these guys were trying to convey . As ur the proprietor of TOWNHALL sex discussion , from which the BASTRAD aka BADA is being derived at Mitchele Obama's house " please suggest where this FISH and PATTA GOBI stands now" , since immediately Gandhiji aka Suvendu Panda comes across from GIDGER room of hot water fame . One point I concluded, if I will try for sex with anybody out here, then hot water will fall on me, since GANDHIJI staying at GIDGER room. There is another Sangram lookalike comes and stayed at the 304, after the Sangram lookalike stayed in GIDGER room. This time Sangram Satpathy of XIMB comes across, Sasmita aka Jai Singh from villager's husband lookalike. He is routinely having launch or dinner with me nowadays, signifying "now I will start like the Jai Singh , hum apna naam likhna jante hain on the sex related things via Australia of Sudhansu panda or austral of Soma Das" . As there were much in store in the changing of HINDU tradition out here, what ever I had written so far related to sex were something like " maine apna naam likhna janta hun " . Nothing more than that . I m also feeling the same way of Sangram lookalike at 304 room in balaji pg , since its termed as iconic love story between my dad and Santoshi Sahu in the lines of LAILA MAJNU , HEER RANJHA , ROMEO JULIET , how things will got over so soon out here , the love story which suppose to last 250 years . We had not even crossed 4+ years since backpain incident in TCS july2011 . At least 14 years of banwas for Ramachandra or 28 years of double dhammal need to be covered up before any change to be visible over here. Let’s see how far things move here. What Seema Biswas aka Malti Vaidya (the return girl of SEIGE fame or Siraj Maharaj) said to Urmila aka sarika while interrogating her , by breaking her finger " yeh police station hain , yahan par bolne par dard kam hoga , chup rehene se ya rone dhone se nhai " . This is what being applied me via Mangi Ram sort of thing related to I-GATE sort of thing "pehele yeh rona dhona band karo, Mangi Ram aap apna statement mughe likh kar dijiye , maine aapko kyun suspend na karo . Jitna royoge utna jada likh kar dena padega" . As KELA KA PATTA being only washed and kept as it is for PURNO PATHY fame, this SEEMA BISWAS kissa also were something similar out here. This is why uncle and CHOOTU(via my bengali roomet) were keep on reminding out here repeatedly via suspension of Mangi Ram kissa " hum suspension par haine Sadhu bawa , pehele humko dijiye " . Yahan par roone dhone se ya complain karne se kuch nhai hoga "everything will be sorted out ,once u reveal those things u know to somebody out here " . Otherwise undercurrent flowing over here will swept u away. Yesterday night while having dinner out here, people were talking in similar fashion, if u will come to us for any sort of discussion, woh baat tumhare dil par lagniwali hain nothing more than that. Just keep on revealing what all u knows. This " JUDGE ko police station nhai bulate hain, its only a trap nothing more than that". Real thing is in SARAN uncle lookalike sitting outside the PALLAVI hotel for that, SWAIN the policeman for MANGI RAM kissa. Yahan par RONE DHONE par kuch nhai hoga(emotional pitch marne par kuch nhai hoga) , yahan par baat karne par kuch hoga , yeh police station hain Seema Biswas of return fame/Siraj Maharaj ka , yahan par tumhe seige like condition maine dal ne ke liye bulaya gaya hain , nothing more than that . Kia hain na, hum pichali diwali ke kuch batche hue pathake phod rahe hain, via Rabi's wife at AXA building. Which getting repeated in every lock releases. I will include that CAKE at AXA building of birthday, to today’s CHANA at ROSE AUNTY’s CHANA center. As I had revealed this thing , now start thinking where to change the place of the CAKE , which I took on the birthday .
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