347 SPP : 1. 1June2015(Monday)

1. 1June2015(Monday)

Did u heard of SARADA chit fund scam ,which is going in kolkata for past 2-3 years . Ur epicenter of that scam , for all those taunts u gave during ur college days . I hope u must be enjoying ur stinct as celebrity now . The way SARADA chit fund scam comes across on ur name. What's ur contribution to the " IT revolution going on around the happening in MISYS HCL , for which u lands ur name" . There is one thing , i m forget " i m compared BBSR with VIZAG , maine tumhare MAA ko gali diya tha isiliye" . The reason why everybody from aug2009 onwards were referring u as PROFESSOR prominently in ORKUT , everybody were writing in ORKUT profile so that i will see . Kitne sare kisse hain tumhare , jo ki viral ho gaye hain , and become huge hit till now in LARA TECHNOLOGY in may2015 also . All the girls , want to learn JAVA only , nothing more than that , sab log kitchen duty kar rahe hain and ARVIND from the polytechnic college ragging remain intact . Had u ever gone to polytechnic college or u bluffed about the "senior girls mocking a junior guy in the name of ragging , asking for attempting to have sex with senior girl , once he starts having sex with him , he got slammed from everywhere " . Dont go by perception , go by reality, its mantra going on since TCS days . Ur kissa related to one of ur friend saying how he had affair with his bhabi , after having NASHA , its also become huge hit to such an extent that , its echoing now also in the form of " Abhi nasha utarene ke liye ek aur bottle chahiye " . Humare ghar par kia hua , usse tera kia lena dena , abhi jaise sab khatam ho gaya , maine bolo teri biwi ko EMA aka extra marital affair rakhna chahta hun , tu kia karega " . Woh kia kissa tha " lock toh tune dala hain na , Arvind ke jariye , tere ko pata hoga lock kaise hata na hain wahan se , via tha polytechnic coillege kissa . " Abhi dekhte hain , Priyanka kia bolti hain , jab maine usko EMA aka extra marital affair ke liye propose karunga . Aur kia kissa tha tumhara " this BULB mandwali , where HOT water is flowing continuously over here in balaji PG . Pehele GIDGER ka problem suru hua , phir Sangram aaya , phir Santoshi aaya , kal RANDI ROSE aunty aayi thi yahan par , uske chote breast wale beti ke saath " . Abhi jab sab kuch tere se suru ho kar , abhi bhi tere aas paas ghum raha hain , teri RANDI biwi Priyanka hi uska solution de . Dekhte hain " kitna HOT water nikalta hain teri biwi se " . Yahan par jaise abhi bhi sab kuch tere paas ho raha hain , its become necessary to talk with u , since Zakir Hussain said while putting lock via bread omlet " abhi bas asli cheeze milega , means tere se direct baat karna padega . Nhai toh problem hain yahan par . Sare lock toh tere paas hi hain na " . Aur ek baat tere se suru ho raha tha , its related to how kept the signs of simens on the DEEWAR after masturbating , SHRADHA is derived from there . Once laws for hindu tradition changed for " the designated brahim's appointed by my dad , who will perform puja over there , going to give marks of SIMENS over there in DEEWAR", the way u used to keep over there . Finally , what u got by planning like this , u remained stranded where it is , in CVS caremark terminology tera toh RnR ho gaya . The way u had been exposed during that BULB episode with collegemates of LUNA , u got throughly exposed now " . Abhi toh sab log ka ghaaon jo hain " KACHI UMAR KA GHAAON HAIN , BHARNE MAINE TIME LAGNE WALA HAIN " . Abhi dekhte hain , teri biwi kia jawab deti hain , for the EMA sort of thing , when i will apply for job with her . Yahan par toh koi reply nhai kar raha , i thought sayab Arvind guy se approach kia jai , toh woh kuch solution provide kare , since Arvind Kejriwal completed his 100 days alongside Narendra Modi's one year . Abhi NAYARAN SEVA for Arvind complete ho har , CHAI WITH ARVIND suru hua hain .