1. 6May2015(Wednesday)
people at TCS didn't
impressed with the administrative work of HCL . They feel something like
MARUTITUS people , who come to visit chennai marina beach out there . Ajay
Saigal and his wife from TCS gone for visiting chennai alongside them , while
Ajay Saigal and his wife were from north side never seen an sea beach , so they
were making lots of noise out there " how beautiful is the beach , the
tourist from marutitus were not impressed by this , they said " our
country is full of such beaches , even much more beautiful them our chennai
beach . Something similar way Ajay Saigal is giving DEMO to HCL people "
our TCS is like MARUTITUS beach , we r not impressed with the administrative
work of HCL people out there " . Ajay Saigal keep on going " tu jis
school maine yeh sab sikha hain , uska principal aaj bhi mere se tution le raha
hain " . And Ajay Saigal volunteered to do MAULIK MARG DARSHAN of we HCL
people . Did u ever gone to CHENNAI , good mutton were available over there.
2. 5June2015(Friday)
Its surprise u still not blocked me while ur husband blocked me already . How this miracle had happened , while the gr8 Raja Gadhei of seemanta is shying away from his responsibility , early he recognise everything , the tension everybody feeling will freed away. Everybody at SEC had good very good impression of ur love story . Many times Sangram used to say , related ur friend(i m forgetten her name , else i would have find our her by now, as its time for WHATSAPP tag line " naye purane sare dost WHATSAPP par)" she is seeing how much care Raja is taking of Shaily , so she must be aspiring of similar treatment from her boy friend " . She must be looking for similar kind of life partner like Raja Ghadei . Before listening to the good things related to him , he blocked me . Ur friend got cried a lot on the very last day , when u all going to be separated , i m over there with BISWA , Sangram and others .I m talking of the time when u all returned from project for final semester. When we returned to our respective MESS , Sangram or somebody else said " the girls at the hostel doesn't treating u all well , since u all returned for short time and they doesn't show the respect u deserved as seniors . Reason , she cant control her emotions out there , while leaving the college ". There is a lookalike for her in LARA TECHNOLOGY out here(signifying something like this awaits me , if i will try to reach out anybody for saying SORRY, be careful) , but no lookalike for u, out here that's big missing point . Deepak Samal of our college , u wont be knowing him , since he is 2001 passout , his wife name is also same as SHAILY . The price tag girl related to chennai mutton at marina beach . According to DARWIN's evolution theory of MOTOR , this beach had many meanings , which we will discuss some other day , lets talk about IIT -MADRAS periyar group which had been banned for discussing politics inside the campus , mostly related to criticizing Narendra Modi . One of my friends during seemanta days , Abhishek Bihari had something similar attitude towards campus politics , once our principal Paul Sir suggested of having elections in the college " he come out of the seat , vehemently denounced of having elections in college , which will increase factionalism and groupism inside the campus . Which is not good and healthy sign for the engineering student life " . I hope ur getting my point . Abhishek always used to say related to one of our girls in 2001 batch Smeeta Behera " she something like beach type , tu bhi ja kar uske breast par haath mar sakta hain , kal valentine day hain usko propose karle woh mana nhai kaergi " . Yahan par LARA TECHNOLOGY aur BALAJI PG par roz lock release ho rahe hain for renewing the contract . Lekin jo bandi yahan par Smeeta Behera ke liye thi for Abhishek Bihari(namely Anjali) " usko maine jab propose kia valentine day par , mughe koi response nhai mila . jaisa Smeeta Behera ke saath hona tha, next day , MAPHI MANGANA NE KE LIYE CHANDA aa gaya , by saying its not easy to touch any girl out here , " pehele tumhara nak tot ne wala hain , ya phir HOT water tumhare uper girnewala hain , uske baad kuch hoga tumhara . In other day , she left the LARA TECHNOLOGY , i had even shown the message to BREAD OMLET guy from ICICI BANK Zakri Hussain and Pooja Mehera/Sumit Arvind . Still nothing happened , olta Smeeta Behera ka launch wala kissa repeat karwa diya , via Priyanka and Sabita . Abhi CHANDA chahe jahan par bhi material XEROX karwaye , mughe usse kia matlab hain , maine jab Smeeta Behera ka breast wala kissa repeat karna chaha via BEACH way , usko toh band karwa diya , since i proposed on exact same day of valentine day , for no results . The reason , i don't except much tomorrow from CHANDA or anybody else out here, let where ever he XEROX the SPRING material out here , let where ever Zakir Hussain sits for dinner or with whom he goes for CHAI . These things matters little to me for the time being . My friend Ranjan Agarwal had few days back invited me to play a game to signify that " if ur lucky enough to survive then u will see , those who hurt u , how they were fighting with each other and there were heavy infighting going on the streets of the kolkata . Narendra Modi had visited bangladesh alongside Mamta Banerjee for this purpose i thinks " . If there is heavy infighting going on the streets of kolkata , i can use this Abhishek Bihari concept over u " if i will propose u now l, then u will allow me to have a EMA aka extra marital affair with me, I LOVE U SHAILY " bypassing Raja Ghaedai. Did Raja Ghadei is possessive about u same way , the way he used to about u during the college days . I m talking to Satya Sir about " COBOL experience of INFOSYS , between me and Raja during our college times , anchored by Saragi Sir ." TRS had said me " we had appointed u both to discuss about our college future with infosys vice chairman , but u both failed on this . Really COBOL experience aka COAL scam bigger than 2G scam after TCS back pain incident . If u wont recognize me or Raja tried to threaten me for wanting to have EMA aka extra marital affair with u , then how things will end , the way Ramesh of BALAJI PG and JLC is talking of " here downloading speed is very high " , but i don't agree on this argument of Ramesh " looking at the enormity of the challenge ahead , it wont got over in 28 years . Since the main protagonist over here , still unwilling to accept on anything , for which lots of pressure is being applied on me ". I had to write this message in night itself , since lots of chutiyapanti were planned tomorrow , as everybody will try to release the lock on launch and ROSE aunty's CHANA during evening times . I just want to remind everybody out here in bangalore , the downloading speed out here is very low , nothing as such going to happen tomorrow , since Zakir Hussain had just shifted to Abhishek Bihari's room , to remind lock is intact as ever via his bread omlet at Ranji's cake center . But , nobody will listening to me here , everybody had their own agenda's , so they will keep on doing what they think right . I m just clearing my point of view . If i wont go LARA TECHNOLOGY tomorrow , then there will be problem , i will go and study for time till i can handle the chutiyapanti happening around me on HADOOP class . But wont miss the PALLAVI hotel's curd rice and evening CHANA at ROSE AUNTY's chana center , last week i had added one more thing to that "BISCUIT at dinosar center" . These things will happen as it is .
3. 18June2015(Thursday)
A guy named Deepak Samal whose wife shares same name as u , is being tainted as hero by everybody at TCS . Reason he is responsible for my three marriage break ups , at one instance he personally come to airport to delay the flight in the name of his MAUSI aka Mitchle Obama aka SUNA is coming from safdarjung . His MAUSI who is staying at dwaraka suddenly changed to Safdarjung , who didn't come up on that day.He personally come to delay my flight over there . I lost my job because of same person , now afterwards if I write a mail to Santoshi Sahu and put her photo on my orkut profile , my dad is calling me to inform that " its time to call Deepak Samal , who had not called me since my resignation from HCL " . Things didn't got stopped over there , Deepak Samal become by big brother at my home town via Ajit " bimari toh tumhari hain na " . From my dad to Robert Vadra to Lokesh Singh all become big fan of him . I m said related to Deepak Samal " i need a dictionary on which it will describe , Deepak Samal as my friend " , reason why a new dictionary had been written on him . I m talk of putting a price tag to his wife's name and sent in online , it also become huge hit . Over here u comes as reference via bitch aka beach reference of Shaily . Even ur husband also deriving himself from same Deepak Samal . I had said this thing related to Deepak Samal's wife Shaily , reason why " Santoshi Sahu considered herself as Sunny Leone".She wants to know , what is the price of her virginity . Santoshi wants to describe herself via Shaily's statements related Saroj Panigrahy " I want to humiliate my husband for PIZZA launch " . Santoshi wants to burn her face " if I wont do the job of Rahul aka Shravan Dabi . Maine isse chehere ko jala dunga , agar tune Rahul ka kaam nhai kia toh " . After all these things happened in my hometown and I am visited kolkata to Deepak Samal's house via a NALA with Debadutta , so that everything clam down . Over there he talk of MICROWAVE OVEN , and things got sort out , he had no intention of interfering in my life .I thought everything got over , here enters a character named SUNA , whose request had bring him back , via JYOTI out here " kia bad luck hain tera , maine abhi yahan se ja raha tha , kisi ne kuch request kia aur maine ruk gaya " . He remained over here , in my life till now . Here also , all the suppliers were derived via the name Deepak and his clone Rajesh . Today also same Deepak Shikre fame is arguing via belt guy JYOTI , now do that what u said , related to MAD sister sort of thing . Since SUNNY LEONE's parents had come and stayed at top of the BALAJI PG , where Arun Das used to stay . They had got perfect timing of coming for the launch today , while I m leaving for PALLAVI hotel for my regular curd rice , since I got my money just today itself . They must be excepting " I will offer PLATES for them , for that DIL PAR LAGNE WALI BAAT . Since my bengali roomet out here talking of his leave on thursday few before , in effect he took the leave on tuesday , on the day he got his bed from KHATMAL . I don't understand , why should I will provide plates to MAD SUNNY LEONE's parents out here . To expose myself to " LOGIC of BASTRAD Arjun Ranawat , who had shown me the SUNSAN SADAK over there on the day , ISHITA came with BALRAM" . This plate drama related to SUNNY LEONE's parents, again scheduled for tonight also . As they scheduled to stay over here for next few days , they will come up for other things also . As I didn't shown any interest of talking with them during launch hours today , this time they will try to talk with me forcibly . Let me inform all those persons out here in BALAJI PG , I don't have any interest of talking with SUNNY LEONE's parents out here . The way things planned out here , I will think this way for the ELEPHANT's ELEMENT IN LINKED LIST . The parents looking similar to ACHYUT from cuttack , so there might be chance of try to release the LOCK, what ACHYUT from cuttack put across during her sister's marriage proposal . Let me tell nothing of that sort is going to happen on releasing the LOCK on NON COOPERTION movement. There must be lots of CHUTIYAPANTI's planned around them , in the next couple of days . As AMBEDKAR aka ACHYUT lookalike had arrived and goes to stay at ARUN aka SUNNY LEONE's room . Giving strong indications LOCK will going to release this weekend at LARA TECHNOLOGY , where Sabita suppose to come . With message after message , I m reconfirming my position of not attending classes at LARA TECHNOLOGY this weekend . But, certainly I will go for evening CHANA at ROSE aunty's shop and biscuit at Rashmi's place , during evening hours . I m curious to know , how Ambedkar lookalike , the new characters got added over here , will able to release the lock on next two days . One day got over , my position is not changed on this regard , I think everybody must have realized this thing at PALLAVI hotel's CURD RICE . One interesting thing , my keo karpin OIL which is in ending phase , got ended completely . When I asked for keo karpin oil at the shop of OPEN BLADE aunty , she refused to give me ,as its time for me to repeat the OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI fame . Lets see where I got KEO KARPIN oil over here in bangalore , I try to purchase it tomorrow during launch hours . I m sure SUNNY LEONE's father Mr Ambedkar lookalike would have done lots of chutiyapanti by that time . I wish him all the best in his mission of changing my mind on forcing me to attend weekend class at LARA TECHNOLOGY , to rectify the serve of BADSURAT mother . Finally, I want to say , "I will like to have sex with u at the earliest . Just waiting for ur response, when u will reply" . U had not blocked me till now means , u had some interest on my proposal of having EMA aka extra marital affair with u . Why ru delaying this thing , why waiting for SUNNY LEONE's father Mr Ambedkar will do some chutiyapanti out here , before u will come alive . As all the moneys were placed by Raj Malhotra aka Bobby Deol , why should I will go by the diktat of Ambedkar lookalike at Arun's room ? I will directly ask u for sex , that's what I m doing with the girl from which BITCH aka BEACH of chennai being derived .
4. 8July2015(Wednesday)
what's going on over here , something beyond my imagination . U had come at Shravan hotel during dinner time on sunday. Why cant u come and meet me, I would be happy to u, go out from the outside of the hotel, while I m having my dinner. Let me tell u, I don’t have anything personal against u, why u gave ur name for the sex machine sort of thing, that I don’t know. In the ist glance, I thought its ur lookalike who is waiting for her friend outside the hotel. Did u come at shravan hotel to see , whether I m going to the seat of emotional mother giving curd rice seat or not , since all other seats were blocked over there and there is no MAAZA available over there . As there is no MAAZA available , its better to stand still , rather than doing any blunder over there , by going to the curd rice seat of emotional and badsurat mother . What happened at the shravan hotel were extension, what's going on at the BALAJI PG over here, showing me the PUJARI's seat of BASTRAD ASHUTOSH, everybody wants to see, mera CURD RISE ka nasha utara hain ki nhai . There were many versions and many things happening at one go, to counter that 2nd artillery experience sort of thing. Lets talk about some of those things out here, “best of everything nobody is talking with me, only I m keep on writing to everybody on the pressure that's applied on over here”. Manav is tied by neck, while his hands were open, if I will try to move some where else, then I will feel the suffocation of MANAV. This things had bee tried out here, while RANDI ROSE aunty talking of shifting to BASTARD Ashutosh's room. She must have thought "maine abhi itna emotional ho gaya hun(tight ho gaya hun), I will shift to his room , without any protest and complain , since I m keep on referring to the invendis sort of thing " . But ROSE aunty forgotten her own rules related to KERALA of Srinivasan " humare kerala maine ek kahabat hain , agar aap 6 mahine kisi ke saath reh lo , toh dono apne jagah exchange kar lete hain " . In the similar lines , I had spend around 10+ months out here , so kuch toh mere paas aaya hoga , via this kerala theory of Srinivasan . How things shaped up over here, it comes from the 3-IDIOTS movie, what Madhvan said related to toothpaste "yaar tu haar baat maine maa ki shadi layega toh kaise hoga". On this Raju responded "tughe lagta hain tu sab kuch rakh sakta hain, yeh le ab isko rakh kar dikha". He brought out the toothpaste on his hands and told him to keep inside the paste. Before bengali leaving from here, keep on coming while I m having my teeth brush. Afterwards what Madhvan said "Raju kisi ki baat nhai suna, aur apna room change kar liya, Chatur Ramalingan ke saath safar karne ke liye. Hindi wala safar nhai, english wala safar SUFFER ". This is what’s planned for me at ASHUTOSH or anybody else's room out here. Reason why , I stick to my position out here , didn’t insist on changing my room , by saying " if lots of pressure on me to forcefully change my room , I will leave this BALAJI PG " . There is another concept going on related to cleaning women out here "aisa kia dekh liya tumne ASHUTOSH par, jo apne uper inta suffering le raha hain yahan par". When that cleaning women comes , in coincidence to my return from hometown ," now if I will listen to anybody , it will be termed via SHYAM uncle's wife aisa kia dekh liya tumne usse par ki , itna suffering le raha hain apne uper " . Then comes uncle who locked the bed during the launch times, before bringing the 3-IDIOTS vehicle for cleaning up purpose for COCACOLA of Rashmi on sunday. Everybody thinking how I got to know , nothing going to happen(means I wont face any suffocation , what I m keep on repeating for a long time) if I will return to my hometown, it comes from this cleaning woman coming alongside the Sukhdev rheotic via Zakir Hussain" maine apne dost ko yaad dilane aaya hun uski responsibility ..." . Mere paas itna dimag hain sochne ke liye ki "agar mughe apne tarike se kaam karna hain, toh why should I will go for ASHUTOSH's room for english wala SUFFER". As things stand out, I won’t face anything, by staying away from ASHUTOSH out here, uska kaam khatam ho gaya hain. So as that of INVENDIS building out here . Jab tak yahan par hun , tab tak INVENDIS building hain , the moment I m decided to leave BALAJI PG out here , this INVENDIS funda also got over here . Everybody had doubts , whether I will leave this BALAJI PG or not , since I m keep on repeating of INVENDIS building , then my sincere request all of those persons out here , tell aunty out here , to say me once" tum BALAJI PG chod do koi problem nhai hain " . Uske baad maine dikhayonga maine Ashutosh ka INVENDIS ko kitna manta hun. Few days back, this BASTRAD Bengali who is doing all sort of CHUTIYAPANTI over here come to meet me out side CAKE center, on the expectation of " I may ask him for shifting over to his PG over there " , since I cant stay away from this INVENDIS building out here , reason why the bangladesh guy also returned and making rounds in front of me before ROSE aunty talking of english wala SUFFER . I m not going to BASTRAD bengali's PG out here , I m quite happy out here in my room , where I m staying for past 10 + months . There were many persons , out here offering to go alongside me for that Amit Katiyar’s statement of “ agar maine gaya toh sab ko saath le kar jayonga “ . I wont take anybody with myside , when ever I had to leave from BALAJI PG out here , I will leave alone to my home town . So my request don’t bring these sort of things in front of me , “ if u will leave BALAJI PG , we will leave alongside u “ . I knows “ if I wont be here , there wont be any BALAJI PG at bangalore , since its MUMBAI of HONG KONG for the TCS dirts to come across , nothing more than that . So , why to take any TCS dirt alongside me . The suffocations I m faced at my hometown from feb2013 to sept204 , which compelled me to come over here in bangalore , that’s gone in the last 10+ months . It will again take sometime to create same amount suffocation for me at my home town. Mughe toh bas 2-3 mahine spent karna hain apne hometown par, to break the rhythm of BALAJI PG over here, nothing more than that. Probably, TCS managers and others forgetten their own funda related "DARWIN theory of evolution related to MOTORS, it will take sometime in my hometown to create same amount of suffocation , baat abhi wahan par nhai hain , where I left during the sept2014" . Probably TCS manager like Manish Khanna who is conducting everything via ROSE aunty out here thinks, only he knows this DARWIN theory of evolution related to MOTORS, nobody else knows about this. The way, Ajay Saigal thinks, "only the persons at TCS were samjhadar in nature, baki sab toh bebakuf hain ". Mera toh yeh sochna hain , kyunki abhi tak mera seige like condition nhai kar paye yahan BALAJI PG or LARA TECHNOLOGY par , now they were using those things , what I m following . Mostly related to " ASHUTOSH's invendis sort of thing " , as persons like Manish Khanna out here openly talking of " hum toh DHOKA kar rahe hain tumhare saath , tere haath maine jo ho sakta hain karle " . Everybody had pinning their hopes on this BASTARD ASHUTOSH's INVENDIS lock now, I m keep on referring for a long time. I will like to remind all those persons out here just look at ur own Srinivasan funda related kerala " mughe pata chal chuka hain, yahan ka kaam khatam ho chuka hain". I won’t face any diffculty and problem, if I will leave the BALAJI PG and BTM over here now, even moving to my hometown also. I m now found resonance in my friend Niladri Das's words " u will feel free , if u decide to come out of this BALAJI PG “, he said these words just before shifting to ASHUTOSH's room kissa comes across for englishwala SUFFER . Anyway, I m keeping a track of things as it comes, to coincide with my tolerance limits out here . I m not going to follow any diktat from ASHUTOSH's room now . Whatever needs to be done, I will do my way out here.
2. 5June2015(Friday)
Its surprise u still not blocked me while ur husband blocked me already . How this miracle had happened , while the gr8 Raja Gadhei of seemanta is shying away from his responsibility , early he recognise everything , the tension everybody feeling will freed away. Everybody at SEC had good very good impression of ur love story . Many times Sangram used to say , related ur friend(i m forgetten her name , else i would have find our her by now, as its time for WHATSAPP tag line " naye purane sare dost WHATSAPP par)" she is seeing how much care Raja is taking of Shaily , so she must be aspiring of similar treatment from her boy friend " . She must be looking for similar kind of life partner like Raja Ghadei . Before listening to the good things related to him , he blocked me . Ur friend got cried a lot on the very last day , when u all going to be separated , i m over there with BISWA , Sangram and others .I m talking of the time when u all returned from project for final semester. When we returned to our respective MESS , Sangram or somebody else said " the girls at the hostel doesn't treating u all well , since u all returned for short time and they doesn't show the respect u deserved as seniors . Reason , she cant control her emotions out there , while leaving the college ". There is a lookalike for her in LARA TECHNOLOGY out here(signifying something like this awaits me , if i will try to reach out anybody for saying SORRY, be careful) , but no lookalike for u, out here that's big missing point . Deepak Samal of our college , u wont be knowing him , since he is 2001 passout , his wife name is also same as SHAILY . The price tag girl related to chennai mutton at marina beach . According to DARWIN's evolution theory of MOTOR , this beach had many meanings , which we will discuss some other day , lets talk about IIT -MADRAS periyar group which had been banned for discussing politics inside the campus , mostly related to criticizing Narendra Modi . One of my friends during seemanta days , Abhishek Bihari had something similar attitude towards campus politics , once our principal Paul Sir suggested of having elections in the college " he come out of the seat , vehemently denounced of having elections in college , which will increase factionalism and groupism inside the campus . Which is not good and healthy sign for the engineering student life " . I hope ur getting my point . Abhishek always used to say related to one of our girls in 2001 batch Smeeta Behera " she something like beach type , tu bhi ja kar uske breast par haath mar sakta hain , kal valentine day hain usko propose karle woh mana nhai kaergi " . Yahan par LARA TECHNOLOGY aur BALAJI PG par roz lock release ho rahe hain for renewing the contract . Lekin jo bandi yahan par Smeeta Behera ke liye thi for Abhishek Bihari(namely Anjali) " usko maine jab propose kia valentine day par , mughe koi response nhai mila . jaisa Smeeta Behera ke saath hona tha, next day , MAPHI MANGANA NE KE LIYE CHANDA aa gaya , by saying its not easy to touch any girl out here , " pehele tumhara nak tot ne wala hain , ya phir HOT water tumhare uper girnewala hain , uske baad kuch hoga tumhara . In other day , she left the LARA TECHNOLOGY , i had even shown the message to BREAD OMLET guy from ICICI BANK Zakri Hussain and Pooja Mehera/Sumit Arvind . Still nothing happened , olta Smeeta Behera ka launch wala kissa repeat karwa diya , via Priyanka and Sabita . Abhi CHANDA chahe jahan par bhi material XEROX karwaye , mughe usse kia matlab hain , maine jab Smeeta Behera ka breast wala kissa repeat karna chaha via BEACH way , usko toh band karwa diya , since i proposed on exact same day of valentine day , for no results . The reason , i don't except much tomorrow from CHANDA or anybody else out here, let where ever he XEROX the SPRING material out here , let where ever Zakir Hussain sits for dinner or with whom he goes for CHAI . These things matters little to me for the time being . My friend Ranjan Agarwal had few days back invited me to play a game to signify that " if ur lucky enough to survive then u will see , those who hurt u , how they were fighting with each other and there were heavy infighting going on the streets of the kolkata . Narendra Modi had visited bangladesh alongside Mamta Banerjee for this purpose i thinks " . If there is heavy infighting going on the streets of kolkata , i can use this Abhishek Bihari concept over u " if i will propose u now l, then u will allow me to have a EMA aka extra marital affair with me, I LOVE U SHAILY " bypassing Raja Ghaedai. Did Raja Ghadei is possessive about u same way , the way he used to about u during the college days . I m talking to Satya Sir about " COBOL experience of INFOSYS , between me and Raja during our college times , anchored by Saragi Sir ." TRS had said me " we had appointed u both to discuss about our college future with infosys vice chairman , but u both failed on this . Really COBOL experience aka COAL scam bigger than 2G scam after TCS back pain incident . If u wont recognize me or Raja tried to threaten me for wanting to have EMA aka extra marital affair with u , then how things will end , the way Ramesh of BALAJI PG and JLC is talking of " here downloading speed is very high " , but i don't agree on this argument of Ramesh " looking at the enormity of the challenge ahead , it wont got over in 28 years . Since the main protagonist over here , still unwilling to accept on anything , for which lots of pressure is being applied on me ". I had to write this message in night itself , since lots of chutiyapanti were planned tomorrow , as everybody will try to release the lock on launch and ROSE aunty's CHANA during evening times . I just want to remind everybody out here in bangalore , the downloading speed out here is very low , nothing as such going to happen tomorrow , since Zakir Hussain had just shifted to Abhishek Bihari's room , to remind lock is intact as ever via his bread omlet at Ranji's cake center . But , nobody will listening to me here , everybody had their own agenda's , so they will keep on doing what they think right . I m just clearing my point of view . If i wont go LARA TECHNOLOGY tomorrow , then there will be problem , i will go and study for time till i can handle the chutiyapanti happening around me on HADOOP class . But wont miss the PALLAVI hotel's curd rice and evening CHANA at ROSE AUNTY's chana center , last week i had added one more thing to that "BISCUIT at dinosar center" . These things will happen as it is .
3. 18June2015(Thursday)
A guy named Deepak Samal whose wife shares same name as u , is being tainted as hero by everybody at TCS . Reason he is responsible for my three marriage break ups , at one instance he personally come to airport to delay the flight in the name of his MAUSI aka Mitchle Obama aka SUNA is coming from safdarjung . His MAUSI who is staying at dwaraka suddenly changed to Safdarjung , who didn't come up on that day.He personally come to delay my flight over there . I lost my job because of same person , now afterwards if I write a mail to Santoshi Sahu and put her photo on my orkut profile , my dad is calling me to inform that " its time to call Deepak Samal , who had not called me since my resignation from HCL " . Things didn't got stopped over there , Deepak Samal become by big brother at my home town via Ajit " bimari toh tumhari hain na " . From my dad to Robert Vadra to Lokesh Singh all become big fan of him . I m said related to Deepak Samal " i need a dictionary on which it will describe , Deepak Samal as my friend " , reason why a new dictionary had been written on him . I m talk of putting a price tag to his wife's name and sent in online , it also become huge hit . Over here u comes as reference via bitch aka beach reference of Shaily . Even ur husband also deriving himself from same Deepak Samal . I had said this thing related to Deepak Samal's wife Shaily , reason why " Santoshi Sahu considered herself as Sunny Leone".She wants to know , what is the price of her virginity . Santoshi wants to describe herself via Shaily's statements related Saroj Panigrahy " I want to humiliate my husband for PIZZA launch " . Santoshi wants to burn her face " if I wont do the job of Rahul aka Shravan Dabi . Maine isse chehere ko jala dunga , agar tune Rahul ka kaam nhai kia toh " . After all these things happened in my hometown and I am visited kolkata to Deepak Samal's house via a NALA with Debadutta , so that everything clam down . Over there he talk of MICROWAVE OVEN , and things got sort out , he had no intention of interfering in my life .I thought everything got over , here enters a character named SUNA , whose request had bring him back , via JYOTI out here " kia bad luck hain tera , maine abhi yahan se ja raha tha , kisi ne kuch request kia aur maine ruk gaya " . He remained over here , in my life till now . Here also , all the suppliers were derived via the name Deepak and his clone Rajesh . Today also same Deepak Shikre fame is arguing via belt guy JYOTI , now do that what u said , related to MAD sister sort of thing . Since SUNNY LEONE's parents had come and stayed at top of the BALAJI PG , where Arun Das used to stay . They had got perfect timing of coming for the launch today , while I m leaving for PALLAVI hotel for my regular curd rice , since I got my money just today itself . They must be excepting " I will offer PLATES for them , for that DIL PAR LAGNE WALI BAAT . Since my bengali roomet out here talking of his leave on thursday few before , in effect he took the leave on tuesday , on the day he got his bed from KHATMAL . I don't understand , why should I will provide plates to MAD SUNNY LEONE's parents out here . To expose myself to " LOGIC of BASTRAD Arjun Ranawat , who had shown me the SUNSAN SADAK over there on the day , ISHITA came with BALRAM" . This plate drama related to SUNNY LEONE's parents, again scheduled for tonight also . As they scheduled to stay over here for next few days , they will come up for other things also . As I didn't shown any interest of talking with them during launch hours today , this time they will try to talk with me forcibly . Let me inform all those persons out here in BALAJI PG , I don't have any interest of talking with SUNNY LEONE's parents out here . The way things planned out here , I will think this way for the ELEPHANT's ELEMENT IN LINKED LIST . The parents looking similar to ACHYUT from cuttack , so there might be chance of try to release the LOCK, what ACHYUT from cuttack put across during her sister's marriage proposal . Let me tell nothing of that sort is going to happen on releasing the LOCK on NON COOPERTION movement. There must be lots of CHUTIYAPANTI's planned around them , in the next couple of days . As AMBEDKAR aka ACHYUT lookalike had arrived and goes to stay at ARUN aka SUNNY LEONE's room . Giving strong indications LOCK will going to release this weekend at LARA TECHNOLOGY , where Sabita suppose to come . With message after message , I m reconfirming my position of not attending classes at LARA TECHNOLOGY this weekend . But, certainly I will go for evening CHANA at ROSE aunty's shop and biscuit at Rashmi's place , during evening hours . I m curious to know , how Ambedkar lookalike , the new characters got added over here , will able to release the lock on next two days . One day got over , my position is not changed on this regard , I think everybody must have realized this thing at PALLAVI hotel's CURD RICE . One interesting thing , my keo karpin OIL which is in ending phase , got ended completely . When I asked for keo karpin oil at the shop of OPEN BLADE aunty , she refused to give me ,as its time for me to repeat the OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI fame . Lets see where I got KEO KARPIN oil over here in bangalore , I try to purchase it tomorrow during launch hours . I m sure SUNNY LEONE's father Mr Ambedkar lookalike would have done lots of chutiyapanti by that time . I wish him all the best in his mission of changing my mind on forcing me to attend weekend class at LARA TECHNOLOGY , to rectify the serve of BADSURAT mother . Finally, I want to say , "I will like to have sex with u at the earliest . Just waiting for ur response, when u will reply" . U had not blocked me till now means , u had some interest on my proposal of having EMA aka extra marital affair with u . Why ru delaying this thing , why waiting for SUNNY LEONE's father Mr Ambedkar will do some chutiyapanti out here , before u will come alive . As all the moneys were placed by Raj Malhotra aka Bobby Deol , why should I will go by the diktat of Ambedkar lookalike at Arun's room ? I will directly ask u for sex , that's what I m doing with the girl from which BITCH aka BEACH of chennai being derived .
4. 8July2015(Wednesday)
what's going on over here , something beyond my imagination . U had come at Shravan hotel during dinner time on sunday. Why cant u come and meet me, I would be happy to u, go out from the outside of the hotel, while I m having my dinner. Let me tell u, I don’t have anything personal against u, why u gave ur name for the sex machine sort of thing, that I don’t know. In the ist glance, I thought its ur lookalike who is waiting for her friend outside the hotel. Did u come at shravan hotel to see , whether I m going to the seat of emotional mother giving curd rice seat or not , since all other seats were blocked over there and there is no MAAZA available over there . As there is no MAAZA available , its better to stand still , rather than doing any blunder over there , by going to the curd rice seat of emotional and badsurat mother . What happened at the shravan hotel were extension, what's going on at the BALAJI PG over here, showing me the PUJARI's seat of BASTRAD ASHUTOSH, everybody wants to see, mera CURD RISE ka nasha utara hain ki nhai . There were many versions and many things happening at one go, to counter that 2nd artillery experience sort of thing. Lets talk about some of those things out here, “best of everything nobody is talking with me, only I m keep on writing to everybody on the pressure that's applied on over here”. Manav is tied by neck, while his hands were open, if I will try to move some where else, then I will feel the suffocation of MANAV. This things had bee tried out here, while RANDI ROSE aunty talking of shifting to BASTARD Ashutosh's room. She must have thought "maine abhi itna emotional ho gaya hun(tight ho gaya hun), I will shift to his room , without any protest and complain , since I m keep on referring to the invendis sort of thing " . But ROSE aunty forgotten her own rules related to KERALA of Srinivasan " humare kerala maine ek kahabat hain , agar aap 6 mahine kisi ke saath reh lo , toh dono apne jagah exchange kar lete hain " . In the similar lines , I had spend around 10+ months out here , so kuch toh mere paas aaya hoga , via this kerala theory of Srinivasan . How things shaped up over here, it comes from the 3-IDIOTS movie, what Madhvan said related to toothpaste "yaar tu haar baat maine maa ki shadi layega toh kaise hoga". On this Raju responded "tughe lagta hain tu sab kuch rakh sakta hain, yeh le ab isko rakh kar dikha". He brought out the toothpaste on his hands and told him to keep inside the paste. Before bengali leaving from here, keep on coming while I m having my teeth brush. Afterwards what Madhvan said "Raju kisi ki baat nhai suna, aur apna room change kar liya, Chatur Ramalingan ke saath safar karne ke liye. Hindi wala safar nhai, english wala safar SUFFER ". This is what’s planned for me at ASHUTOSH or anybody else's room out here. Reason why , I stick to my position out here , didn’t insist on changing my room , by saying " if lots of pressure on me to forcefully change my room , I will leave this BALAJI PG " . There is another concept going on related to cleaning women out here "aisa kia dekh liya tumne ASHUTOSH par, jo apne uper inta suffering le raha hain yahan par". When that cleaning women comes , in coincidence to my return from hometown ," now if I will listen to anybody , it will be termed via SHYAM uncle's wife aisa kia dekh liya tumne usse par ki , itna suffering le raha hain apne uper " . Then comes uncle who locked the bed during the launch times, before bringing the 3-IDIOTS vehicle for cleaning up purpose for COCACOLA of Rashmi on sunday. Everybody thinking how I got to know , nothing going to happen(means I wont face any suffocation , what I m keep on repeating for a long time) if I will return to my hometown, it comes from this cleaning woman coming alongside the Sukhdev rheotic via Zakir Hussain" maine apne dost ko yaad dilane aaya hun uski responsibility ..." . Mere paas itna dimag hain sochne ke liye ki "agar mughe apne tarike se kaam karna hain, toh why should I will go for ASHUTOSH's room for english wala SUFFER". As things stand out, I won’t face anything, by staying away from ASHUTOSH out here, uska kaam khatam ho gaya hain. So as that of INVENDIS building out here . Jab tak yahan par hun , tab tak INVENDIS building hain , the moment I m decided to leave BALAJI PG out here , this INVENDIS funda also got over here . Everybody had doubts , whether I will leave this BALAJI PG or not , since I m keep on repeating of INVENDIS building , then my sincere request all of those persons out here , tell aunty out here , to say me once" tum BALAJI PG chod do koi problem nhai hain " . Uske baad maine dikhayonga maine Ashutosh ka INVENDIS ko kitna manta hun. Few days back, this BASTRAD Bengali who is doing all sort of CHUTIYAPANTI over here come to meet me out side CAKE center, on the expectation of " I may ask him for shifting over to his PG over there " , since I cant stay away from this INVENDIS building out here , reason why the bangladesh guy also returned and making rounds in front of me before ROSE aunty talking of english wala SUFFER . I m not going to BASTRAD bengali's PG out here , I m quite happy out here in my room , where I m staying for past 10 + months . There were many persons , out here offering to go alongside me for that Amit Katiyar’s statement of “ agar maine gaya toh sab ko saath le kar jayonga “ . I wont take anybody with myside , when ever I had to leave from BALAJI PG out here , I will leave alone to my home town . So my request don’t bring these sort of things in front of me , “ if u will leave BALAJI PG , we will leave alongside u “ . I knows “ if I wont be here , there wont be any BALAJI PG at bangalore , since its MUMBAI of HONG KONG for the TCS dirts to come across , nothing more than that . So , why to take any TCS dirt alongside me . The suffocations I m faced at my hometown from feb2013 to sept204 , which compelled me to come over here in bangalore , that’s gone in the last 10+ months . It will again take sometime to create same amount suffocation for me at my home town. Mughe toh bas 2-3 mahine spent karna hain apne hometown par, to break the rhythm of BALAJI PG over here, nothing more than that. Probably, TCS managers and others forgetten their own funda related "DARWIN theory of evolution related to MOTORS, it will take sometime in my hometown to create same amount of suffocation , baat abhi wahan par nhai hain , where I left during the sept2014" . Probably TCS manager like Manish Khanna who is conducting everything via ROSE aunty out here thinks, only he knows this DARWIN theory of evolution related to MOTORS, nobody else knows about this. The way, Ajay Saigal thinks, "only the persons at TCS were samjhadar in nature, baki sab toh bebakuf hain ". Mera toh yeh sochna hain , kyunki abhi tak mera seige like condition nhai kar paye yahan BALAJI PG or LARA TECHNOLOGY par , now they were using those things , what I m following . Mostly related to " ASHUTOSH's invendis sort of thing " , as persons like Manish Khanna out here openly talking of " hum toh DHOKA kar rahe hain tumhare saath , tere haath maine jo ho sakta hain karle " . Everybody had pinning their hopes on this BASTARD ASHUTOSH's INVENDIS lock now, I m keep on referring for a long time. I will like to remind all those persons out here just look at ur own Srinivasan funda related kerala " mughe pata chal chuka hain, yahan ka kaam khatam ho chuka hain". I won’t face any diffculty and problem, if I will leave the BALAJI PG and BTM over here now, even moving to my hometown also. I m now found resonance in my friend Niladri Das's words " u will feel free , if u decide to come out of this BALAJI PG “, he said these words just before shifting to ASHUTOSH's room kissa comes across for englishwala SUFFER . Anyway, I m keeping a track of things as it comes, to coincide with my tolerance limits out here . I m not going to follow any diktat from ASHUTOSH's room now . Whatever needs to be done, I will do my way out here.
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