Thursday, 28 May 2015

319 VS : 2. 30June2015(Tuesday)

1. 4May2015(Monday)


u blocked everything from public view , kitna private insaan ho . Ur relationship status , ur friend list , ur date of birth ,even what ever ur posting in facebook , ur photo, ur current location , kitna secretly kaam karte ho(it remind me of my HCL days STING operation performed by Rashmi Pratap and Subha Sathpathy) . Kuch toh open ho jao , doston ke saath , everybody is wishing ur best , nobody wants anything wrong for u . Ek chota sa quiz contest during our college days , become national issue , via ISRO center at SHRIHARI KOTA(kota Srinivas Rao). And it become the symbol of releasing the LOCK related to AXA building out here . AXA building LOCK getting released everyday out here . During ur college days and after wards also , u never felt the need to write any mails to Rajiv Prasad . But , one mail u wrote in yahoo group , become so important in my life(Rajiv is never impressed with that , he simply happy with that) . "Did u really passionately felt about Rajiv Prasad , while writing the mail related to Rajiv Prasad ?". I dont think so, because i m over there while Rajiv and Shasank drafting the mail , they carefully chosen the words , to create some sort of emotions at u . At least if u will reply negatively , they will gain some sort of sympathy from others . In this way , ur getting trapped over there ,for writing a mail in yahoo group . Mughe thoda time laga samjhane ke liye , what is the Vinita Singla all about , who is suppose to release the lock at TCS . Kia yaar , INFOSYS ka naam aise kyun kharab kar rahe ho , the way u alongside Archana and Komal behaved , for no reasons, on Anil Kulhar's words" ussne meri maa ko gali diya hain , for comparing SALES and IT industry" . Now u guys had no place to hide ,eat those JALEBIs meant for me . Since the person, Manish Khanna who is leading from front as emotional mother , had been removed forcibly by Lokesh SIngh , the way NSS chief got removed from our college . Woh kia the Ajit ka statement " BIMARI TOH TUMHARI HAIN NA , NOBODY CAN HELP U " 


2. 30June2015(Tuesday)

I don't know what's the chutiyapanti going to happen tonight during dinner times and tomorrow morning during breakfast times , but without know that , I m telling in advance whom I will send message tomorrow morning on the last day of CHAKKA month of 2015 . As there must be lots of CHUTIYAPANTI lined up here to release the lock related to AXA's bread .

I will message u after seeing the CHUTIYAPANTI during the launch hours out here .

The day had been started on really good note, with Sasmita Sahu blocking me, from whom everything getting derived via that village reference of my brother towards my bhabi aka Sasmita. At least mughe samjah maine aaya ki mera message koi padh raha hain, nhai toh abhi tak yeh samjha maine nhai aa raha tha ki , koi mera message padh bhi raha hain . I also not excepting anybody to reply to my messages the way its being shown to me , via GHOSH my roomet or MACHINE guy CHATUR at LARA TECHNOLOGY " how many things needed in making a bomb " . So the response must have to be something like this, the way Sasmita Sahu had replied by blocking me completely. I think this is what being termed as hot water falling on me, if I will reveal those things to anybody out here, either on phone or while having conversation. This thing won’t affect me, if I will share those things in facebook only. Let’s wait for everything getting cooled down over here, from hot water sort of thing. People at BALAJI PG making unnecessary claim of LOCK is going to released so soon. Few days back, Mansi Mishra aka Mitchele Obama done this thing, blocking me without listening me completely. Apart from her non from our college had blocked me so far, yeh kamal ki observation yeh hain. They all were willing to listen what ever I m writing, including u, for SANIA MIRZA’s TENNIS reference. After SUDHA episode of yesterday " where I m revealed how my SUDHA uncle gone without looking at the face of the new born baby , since she is girl , while my JHUNU aunty still in labour room" , my bengali roomet showing me today morning " MERI DAD KI MARUTHI " , while having breakfast . Well as I m talking about NAMING guy's activity, the newest form of chutiyapanti out here is something like this " if wont go a way out for doing chutiyapanti , then simply go for BREAKFAST or go for packaging sort of thing " .  This thing my bengali roomet is doing much more frequently then anybody else out here, today morning is no different. While having his breakfast, he is showing the MARUTHI OMNI of KHALLU as breakfast sort of thing in the secretariat at BBSR , who will do anything with a good breakfast . Who kia tha mere Bala Krushan uncle ka statement related to the marrying his daughter “thoda side hone par, saat samudar par “, yahan par toh sirf breakfast kahan hain ya packaging sort thing dikhana hain. Now whatever amount of sex , I m talking with others its termed as ABCD of sex , or something like Prakash raj’s expression after his escape from the container while his interrogation is going on” I m surrounded by the sea waters out here “ . When I reached out here in BALAJI PG in bangalore, the guy Sushil aka Binayak of Prakash Raj fame suggested me “ DEITEL and DEITEL book on JAVA , which I m not able to get” , something similar amount of sex talks were needed before things got smoothened over here in facebook or anywhere else . My sister of the water tank , who is having lesbian encounter with my MAMA’s daughter LILLY also suggested something similar thing out here , start writing ur own auto biography out here , including all those sex encounters or dark fantasies u had shared with ur friends . Since all those things had been implemented in the book of DEITEL and DEITEL of JAVA . According to many people out here , I m just firing the ORACLE command out here related sex , as Abhishek Singh from ORACLE MUMBAI along side the AMBIKA from ORACLE room of NILAMANI KAR comes across for launch together in Sunday . Pankaj Prusty had been real guider for me for last one year out here. Starting from Lopamudra Ghadei the paneer girl , whom he represented big way on her marriage custom in facebook, when I asked him , to make my friendship with her “ he asked for my wife’s number , to make a complaint with her” , from there its got confirmed ,if at all I will reveal anything to my wife the problem lies over there . Then after when I called him to meet at BBSR , he gone to cuttack for some urgent work , that’s also after the one lac bells got over on SHIVJI , while my dad is coming with me personally on a RAKHI PURNIMA day . He didn’t followed any protocol over there. I understood from that point onwards, nobody going to follow any protocols over here while doing any chutiyapanti over here. This thing got confirmed over here by the NAMING guy ,the way he is behaving , once he will complete all the chutiyapanti , he come for breakfast with me or come for packaging sort of thing during the dinner times . Now few days before, he posted his new born daughter’s photo, on which many girls commented. I had talked to many of them, from then one girl namely Archana Panda responded, but all others remained silent. I thought, this SUDHA kissa got over, but no it’s the starting point out here. I had not contacted any girl out here for commenting on new born girl kid, except Pankaj Prusty. But, I don’t know whether Pankaj Prusty doing these sort of thing deliberately or its his inexperience in dealing such situation. These were really helpful for me, while moving ahead. Once Archana Panda remained silent, I understood this kid photo of Pankaj Prusty were something like “ROSE aunty’s CHANA sort of thing nothing more than that”. Now coming to BREAD and BUTTER of AXA’s RLS, over which lock is still placed, by Vinita Singla of AXA’s HONG KONG. As I m the father of SUNA , DARSHAN ZARIWALA , so how MERE DAD KI MARUTHI movie of my Bengali roomet will make impress with me as my dad considers the MARUTI OMNI of KHALLI as breakfast material. Since all the CHUTIYAPANTI’s were defined on me. It comes from the AAN movie, where APPA aka Sunil Shetty is raiding a BAKERY center over there. The villain out there able to know APPA as policeman not a bakery guy from the SHOES, this  MATCHES of CHOTU out here, before the STOOL sort of thing. What APPA said to the guy , who hold the gun on the head of the woman , just like MENTAL WARSHI had in COMPANY movie “ tu naya hain kia , tera naam toh mere list par nhai hain , chal ja tughe chod diya “ . By listening these words , the guy start saying “ haan maine naya hun isse gang par “ , he left the woman and start leaving from the scene over there . Over there APPA said “yeh DUSHRATH PATIL , APPA ko yeda samjhta hain kia “ and he killed him . DASHRATH PATIL , is PADA aka NEDI of NETRA REDDY , this is why Sunil had started off the proceeding for the LOGICAL CODING at the Ashutosh’s shoe placing position in LARA TECHNOLOGY , which were further taken by Arjun Ranawat . SABITA showing the BAKERY for this purpose only, which I m immediately included in Saturday’s ROSE aunty’s CHANA for BISCUIT sort of thing, where Rashmi come to DINOSAR garden over here. This AXA building bakery kissa were something similar out here, while launch being scheduled at SABITA’s house, alongside TOM CRUISE and my Bengali roomet is calling over there. To signify launch kissa of Smita Behera of our college , while visiting Rourkela . Smita Behera means Smita Jaykere aka SHARAD Sharma aka SHARDA CHIT FUND SCAM (about which I m revealing to Sasmita Sahu and she blocked me, this ARVIND kissa/Sarada’s friend talking of how he had sex with his BHABHI, after BEER) of AJAB PREM KI GHAJAB KAHANI. What PREM aka Ranbir Kapoor said his mother SARADA aka SMITA, when ZARIWALA aka Shiv Shankar suppose to take his bath “maa Katrina kaif aka Jenifer lopez aka jeenie bath room ki andar hain, ab kia kare “. Smita aka Sarada tried her trick, by telling his husband aka ZARIWALA aka Shiv Shankar ”aap mughe who apna college time wala gaana suniye na , jo aap mughe impress karne ke liye sunate the “ . With his ZARIWALA start singing over there, in between KATRINA KAIF aka Jenifer comes out of the bath room. After wards Prem said “kaun fakir gaa raha hain maa, usko bhaga de” and SARADA also comes out of her romantic mood over there. This is what SALMAN KHAN is singing at the dining table in HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM is trying out, since everybody got stuck over the bath room like the JENNIE. Once everybody will come out from there, I will be told to stop singing like DARSHAN ZARIWALA in the AJAB PREM KI GHAJAB KAHANI. “tu jis school maine yeh sab sikha hain , uska principal aaj bhi mere se tution leta hain “ or “ SABITA’s repeated BAKERY reference ,  both of then gone to the Saturday’s ROSE aunty’s CHANA center” . This is what SABITA coming at the left side of me , where SUNA aka Sangeeta lookalike’s EXCEPTION and ERROR handling in JSP/SERVLET being defined .I cant do much other than singing the song “ GORI TERA GAAON BADA PRAYA ….” , while everybody trying to rescue Katrina Kaif from the bath room lock, which is getting locked every now and then out here in BALAJI PG , sometimes in breakfast times . This thing will keep on continued over here for some more times, as girls like Sasmita Sahu keep on blocking me over here. Anyway, how is ur sex life is going on, ru enjoying ur sex life or not. Suppose Rajiv says “ he is having life threatening diease like AIDS of Sharat Kandi fame , and wanted his last wish of sex with u , then u will definitely consider it as SAAVI coming on date for Sharat Kandi”  Ur such a kind hearted person , I didn’t knows about it during college times, otherwise I would have tried my luck during the college days . Just like what Abhishek Bihari said for Smita “tu bhi haath marle rand ka, kal valentine day hain, usko propose karle who mana nhai karegi “. Something similar way , u wont say no , for having any disease , just the way u send across the BEAUTIFUL message of ISHITA for Rajiv aka Suraj Samal . I don’t have any dieases now, but I don’t have any job for the last 2+ years, can u consider for a extra marital affair aka EMA with me .we both r at Bangalore, I m just a message from u .Or u want the situation getting tighter and tighter out here like Sandeep Kumar/Aneesh Raj of HONG KONG , before ur replying for it.   

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