1. 4May2015(Monday)
"Livinder sari ladkiyon
ko le gaya ", those famous lines during pizza party of Ajay Saigal on
dec2009 . Livinder le jaye , apne paas rakhe , unka maulik marg darshan karwaye
, waise kisko chahiye itne sare ladkiyan . When i shared these line of urs to
my dad , his immediate reaction is " all the girls from ur life gone to
Livinder , woh kia SHIFT ho gaye hain sab , abhi koi nhai hain tumhare paas .
Rizwan Khan ki tarah tum fridge se nikalne wale ho tum , pani ke liye " .
Waise , mughe bhi chahiye , itne sare ladkiyan , i m happy with my wife , let
me reassure u . The JALEBI's u prepared for me , now people had to eat , don't
include me on this , stay with ur LIVINDER. As AXA building lock getting
released everyday out here , its better to talk about the RCCEFP file u had given
to me , for running the RECON again . Mr DUMP SQIB got trapped over there . Its
better u left the scene at TCS CVS caremark , before Monica Chopra and Raman
the FISERV guys comes across . And started all the problems over there , abhi
mera server mere uper mar rahe hain via Ramana and Shilpa the HR, of putting
the PATA ON MY GALA , just like KUTE KE GALE MAINE PHANDA DALTE HAIN.
2. 1July2015(Wednesday)
The moment I m mentioned CHUTIYAPANTI of naming guy out here in BALAJI PG yesterday,”over how he is shifting his stand frequently from breakfast to packaging sort of thing”, definitely I m excepting he is going to some more CHUTIYAPANTI in the front of me today morning on the lines of " thoda side hone par saat samundar par" . He nowhere near to leave the BALAJI PG shows that, his CHUTIYAPANTI acts over here will continue for some more time out here. Let’s see how far this NAMING guy continue over here. The moment this NAMING guy enters the scene, my understanding is clear , if I will try something out here , it will become something like writing my name out here , nothing more than that . yesterday while having dinner , the moment he enters the scene over there, I m simply left out from there , I don’t want to be proved myself as the guy , who will talk like " HUM APNA NAAM LIKHNA JANTE HAIN " . I m sure there will be lots of permutation and combinations will be tried out here on this , NAMING guy front , as I m revealed this thing , everybody will go by my SAMJHADARI out here . Let’s see where this SAMJHADARI ends on this NAMING guy front. As I m mentioned about the BAKERY kissa yesterday of Dusrath Patil, everybody must be thinking, this lock on AXA's bread will be released today, nothing of that sort going to happen today. The LOCK will remain as it is over there, as its time for ASLI CHEEZE via Paneer sort of thing, those thing going to happen, what had not happened so far. In this regard, this DATE of Sharad Kandi will remain over there, so there were no change on my plans during launch times at PALLAVI hotel out here, with CURD RICE and MAAZA. We had talked lots about girl child, from becoming father of MADHU in ISHQ movie of Dilip and Ananth /not looking to the girl child leaving like SUDHA uncle/SUNA's father ZARIWALA the bath room singer for SMITA launch episode/Robert vadra's daughter Anjali leaving for a summer camp, for which NEELAM aka Santoshi give " what a beautiful message”/Balakrushna uncle’s marriage of her daughter” thoda side hone par saath samundar par” etc, many more are there which we will discuss with passing of time . Lets discuss about the son kissa , today while coming to my room after my breakfast, SUDHANSU PANDA crossed me with loads of DEO , district education officer. People over here waited for day long for this single incident, it’s their DUTY out here, on this front Sudhanu Panda done his duty today. They don't have any other work out here, people even waited for long hours when I will come out from room for washroom or for taking my water ,when I will go to RANJI’s cake center , many things like this , its their duty . Apart from that they done have any other work, for that statement of Sonali Bose “agar who aa gaya toh , koi toh hona chahiye usko welcome karne ke liye”. Sudhansu Panda is related to " australia maine porn stars acting karna chod diya , kyun ki uski bete school jana suru kar diya hain " . This teeth breaking guy related to shirt collar from chennai mutton. In continuation with the son kissa let’s move ahead. As Sudhanu Panda done his bit for the day, he wants to signify "agar maine ghar gaya toh mera khaal khinchne wala hain, VIDYAPATI", since he is going outside with loads of DEO sprayed on his body. People had tried this DEO trick for long time , my Bengali roomet also done this thing for past several months , before that BADSURAT maa from WIPRO had also done thing out here “ agar maine ghar gaya toh Vidyapati mera khal khinchne wala hain “. I will like to thank Sudhansu Panda out here for his margdarshan today and I will abide by his this, wont reveal anything to anybody out here not only today but for long time, be rest assured about it. One of the things people out here keep on doing is "asking for SALTS more frequently, while having launch or dinner". Why everybody over here were doing this thing repeatedly. They want to convey something related to KUWA BIRANYI guy of COMPANY movie, while having launch with CHANDU, when he said " YADAV ko kahin se information mila ki , Chandrakant Nagre naam ka ek banda BANGKOK ke hotel par thera hain , woh apne adami ko wahan bhej diya aur usko tapka diya , baad maine pata chala woh unka khud ka distributor tha , phir MALLIK bhai ko personally maphi mangne padi " . On this everybody laughed by talking " Yadav ka chehra toh dekhne layak hoga " . Chandu aka Vivek Narayan said "jaruri nhai hain haar baar information galat ho ", on this KUWA BIRAYANI guy said "khane maine namak thoda jada hain". This way everybody talking like "khane maine namak thoda jada ya kam hain yahan par " . Almost everybody out here searching for namak out here, including Zakir Hussain, I want to say everybody " I understand their point of, kabhi toh mughe galat information milega aur usse par maine act karunga, toh who log MAZZA karne wale hain uske uper. Kyun woh log hain isse reason ke liye yahan par hain for last several moths. Kyun ki ek HINDU ko hi marna hain". I want to rest assured then don't worry , namak kam rahe ya jada , I m not going to be trapped by the persons like NAMING guy or my bengali roomet out here ,who keep on changing their positions according to the situations over here . I know, persons like NAMING guy and my bengali roomet doesn't following any rules over here. Today bengali roomet comes across with another friend to override the BADSURAT mother bed , for that SANDEEP KUMAR kissa of " maine pura tight tha bhai" , let me tell this thing to my bengali roomet out here " I m least bothered about who stays at the BADSURAT mother's seat " . Why should I will go after a BADSURAT mothers seat, while I can have the luxury of having sex with a beautiful girl like u. This will happen one day, we both will sleep together and have sex. I don't know whether ur sex life had started or not, since this PATTA GOBI kissa had not over yet. For which everything got changed over here, after Swati Singla's BACKPAIN incident in CVS CAREMARK and my sex life started after the FISH and PATTA GOBI episode from my wife’s house. Ur Archana lookalike who had given that RCCEFP file for releasing the LOCK on recon , which Nitin Kaushik not aware of , from which I m able to track everything over there related to LOCK on ALKA . Raman from FISERV comes and sits on ur seat, when u left TCS, this steps related to RECON or ARYA the interviewer, now getting repeated in HONG KONG of bangalore. But what is ur original identity, it comes from ur name of ITTI KAPOOR , now its ITTI ARORA , ITTI means ISHANT NAND KISHORE AWASHTI , that’s me from the TAARE ZAMEEN PAR . Jisko duo similar cheeze par distinguish kar na nhai ata hain, I m the kid DARSHEEL who is having the problem of reading and writing. Here Aamir Khan aka NIKUMB is Sridhar Sir. After seeing my condition at the boarding school aka TCS CVS CAREMARK, Sridhar Sir will move to my house to talk to my dad and mom. Here Tisha Chopra aka MAYA is my mom , in effect Manish Khanna over here and Vipin Singh aka NandKishore Awasti is my dad . Over there what Aamir Khan asked related to ITTI aka Ishant “ aapne kyun bhej diya usko boarding school aka TCS CVS caremark, aapko kia lagta hain , who aisa kyun karta hain , usko do similar jaisi cheeze maine pharak samjha ata hain . Kabhi apne dekha hain uska notebooks, use aapko samjha maine aaye. Sare similar words ko who nhai samjha pata hain“. He asked his elder brother Sachet engineer for this “ kabhi ITTI aka ISHAN ko ball pakad maine dikat hoti hain , here my brother aka Santoshi sahu said “ who kabhi ball nhai pakad pata hain ,khelte hua” . Nikumbh aka Sridhar Sir “ usko height distance and time ka samjha nhai ati hain , this aptitude sort of thing . Jab tak who inne sab ko saath maine le kar chal sake, gaddi nikal jati hain“. This BALL CATCHING kissa related to CHAKKA month(many people trying to play ball at BALAJI PG over last several months , even RANJI also playing ball and trying to catch it , many times , while I m going for evening snacks over here) , which ended for 2015 or JULIE’s talking to my mom “IDIOT sort of thing during our kids days “ . On this my dad and Manish Khanna as Maya as my mother said Sirdhar Sir “agar aisa hain toh, who duniya ke saath compete kaise karega ? why u HCL people given so much preference to him over the normal kids out there . Unnecessary creating problem for so many people over here, who were suffering for this one guy ITTI aka ISHAN“ . Over there Sirdhar Sir aka Nikumbh showing a Japanese toy to my dad “dekhiye aap batmaeeze kar rahe hain mere saath, by not reading this thing. Isi tarah ITTI aka Ishan ko yeh baat samjha nhai ati hain. This is reason why we don’t take any official statement from him on the administrative skill sort of thing, or assigning him any presentation sort of thing , from which IRAQ SHOE THROWER comes across. We r taking everything unofficially, I m personally working on it “ . This thing Sridhar Sir said to M.K.RAINA principal of boarding school, in effect Santoshi sahu’s father over there, TANIYA’s father in RAB NE BANA DI JODI. Now what happened to ITTI Kapoor aka ISSAN as me , how things got changed on short period of time out here in TCS from nov2010 to july2011 , so that I m being projected as “ who jo aadmi khada hain who chalta phirta high court hain , aur court ko kabhi police station nhai bulate hain” . Maine kitna BATCHA tha aur kitna mard tha usko dikhne ka mauk nhai diya tumne . Agar mauk dete tumhe sahi tarah dikhata , tumhare sugha raat wali bistar par , jahan par PAATA GOBI ka intezar ho rahi hain . Maine tumhe jarur dikhunga kitna mard hun aur kitna batcha hun, don’t worry about that. TCS walon ka planning sahi hain “ jab mughe batchon se compare kia gaya toh maine ITTI aka ISSAN” , now when girls were compared to kids , its become something like KISHAN SINGH’s word “ katchi umar ka ghaaon hain santa jane de , bhar ne maine time lagega “ , related to Gandhiji’s calling of NON cooperation movement over there after the BACKPAIN incident of Swati Singla in TCS/ everybody getting failed like my sister failed in 10+2 exams , while Bhagwan aka return guy knowing everything via KUWA BIRYANI’s NAMAK . One reason is its time fo0r DOUBLE DHAMMAL, so all the bad things with me remain as it is, good things things will go to TCS people. Yahan par kyun KELE KA PAATA saaph karke nhai rakh rahe hain, for PURNO SANGMA episode . Why things got changed from, ITTI aka ISSAN the kid to CHETAN BHAGAT the kid out here/my sister got failed in 10+2 exams. Why nobody out here is saying, “we girls attitude were something like of ITTI aka ISHAN, we can’t able to pick the ball properly like ISSAN? We don’t have this much commonsense to distinguish between two similar looking alphabets out here? we r weak in aptitude , we cant calculate properly the height distance time sort of thing properly ?”. Nobody will talk those things, instead everybody had very good reference towards then like “hum ladkiyan bahut kamjor hoti hain , kahin thoda sahar mil jaye toh wahan ruk jati hain” . But these girls were making MAAZA of me till now, for that GHODA reference of mine, cleverly talking of “ katchin umar ka ghaaon hain bharne par thoda time lagnewala hain/we all devastated like my sister failing in 10+2”. Yahan par KELE KA PATA kahan gaya, I want to ask everybody, as everybody is showing rearranging the things out here. This is why, “I m not showing high emotions towards any girls out here, simply don’t my duty, as they were doing their KITCHEN duty, completing the HONG KONG phase of TCS dirt “. I am talking with a girls out here, that much which is required in the plan, not showing any extra emotions out here, which were not needed. Probably the KELE KA PAATH saaph karke rakha hoga, to prove me as ITTI aka ISHAN “by making my conditions much tougher, by allowing to start having sex talks with the girls out here, just like Abhishek Singh’s words of “I m just talking like ORACLE COMMAND of MUMBAI of HONG KONG” “ . Somewhere I will definitely fall on the line, of not catching the ball, by miscalculating the height distance time for aptitude sort of thing. Till now NAMAK of KUWA BIRAYANI guy during launch or BALL of ITTI aka ISHAAN had not affected me so far.I m also waiting, to see where it will effect me , as chutiyapanti is continued unabated via another Australia guy Sudhansu Panda , who had gone with heavy DEOs today , for VIDYAPATI’s “ tu ghar par chal maine tera khal khinch ta hun “.
2. 1July2015(Wednesday)
The moment I m mentioned CHUTIYAPANTI of naming guy out here in BALAJI PG yesterday,”over how he is shifting his stand frequently from breakfast to packaging sort of thing”, definitely I m excepting he is going to some more CHUTIYAPANTI in the front of me today morning on the lines of " thoda side hone par saat samundar par" . He nowhere near to leave the BALAJI PG shows that, his CHUTIYAPANTI acts over here will continue for some more time out here. Let’s see how far this NAMING guy continue over here. The moment this NAMING guy enters the scene, my understanding is clear , if I will try something out here , it will become something like writing my name out here , nothing more than that . yesterday while having dinner , the moment he enters the scene over there, I m simply left out from there , I don’t want to be proved myself as the guy , who will talk like " HUM APNA NAAM LIKHNA JANTE HAIN " . I m sure there will be lots of permutation and combinations will be tried out here on this , NAMING guy front , as I m revealed this thing , everybody will go by my SAMJHADARI out here . Let’s see where this SAMJHADARI ends on this NAMING guy front. As I m mentioned about the BAKERY kissa yesterday of Dusrath Patil, everybody must be thinking, this lock on AXA's bread will be released today, nothing of that sort going to happen today. The LOCK will remain as it is over there, as its time for ASLI CHEEZE via Paneer sort of thing, those thing going to happen, what had not happened so far. In this regard, this DATE of Sharad Kandi will remain over there, so there were no change on my plans during launch times at PALLAVI hotel out here, with CURD RICE and MAAZA. We had talked lots about girl child, from becoming father of MADHU in ISHQ movie of Dilip and Ananth /not looking to the girl child leaving like SUDHA uncle/SUNA's father ZARIWALA the bath room singer for SMITA launch episode/Robert vadra's daughter Anjali leaving for a summer camp, for which NEELAM aka Santoshi give " what a beautiful message”/Balakrushna uncle’s marriage of her daughter” thoda side hone par saath samundar par” etc, many more are there which we will discuss with passing of time . Lets discuss about the son kissa , today while coming to my room after my breakfast, SUDHANSU PANDA crossed me with loads of DEO , district education officer. People over here waited for day long for this single incident, it’s their DUTY out here, on this front Sudhanu Panda done his duty today. They don't have any other work out here, people even waited for long hours when I will come out from room for washroom or for taking my water ,when I will go to RANJI’s cake center , many things like this , its their duty . Apart from that they done have any other work, for that statement of Sonali Bose “agar who aa gaya toh , koi toh hona chahiye usko welcome karne ke liye”. Sudhansu Panda is related to " australia maine porn stars acting karna chod diya , kyun ki uski bete school jana suru kar diya hain " . This teeth breaking guy related to shirt collar from chennai mutton. In continuation with the son kissa let’s move ahead. As Sudhanu Panda done his bit for the day, he wants to signify "agar maine ghar gaya toh mera khaal khinchne wala hain, VIDYAPATI", since he is going outside with loads of DEO sprayed on his body. People had tried this DEO trick for long time , my Bengali roomet also done this thing for past several months , before that BADSURAT maa from WIPRO had also done thing out here “ agar maine ghar gaya toh Vidyapati mera khal khinchne wala hain “. I will like to thank Sudhansu Panda out here for his margdarshan today and I will abide by his this, wont reveal anything to anybody out here not only today but for long time, be rest assured about it. One of the things people out here keep on doing is "asking for SALTS more frequently, while having launch or dinner". Why everybody over here were doing this thing repeatedly. They want to convey something related to KUWA BIRANYI guy of COMPANY movie, while having launch with CHANDU, when he said " YADAV ko kahin se information mila ki , Chandrakant Nagre naam ka ek banda BANGKOK ke hotel par thera hain , woh apne adami ko wahan bhej diya aur usko tapka diya , baad maine pata chala woh unka khud ka distributor tha , phir MALLIK bhai ko personally maphi mangne padi " . On this everybody laughed by talking " Yadav ka chehra toh dekhne layak hoga " . Chandu aka Vivek Narayan said "jaruri nhai hain haar baar information galat ho ", on this KUWA BIRAYANI guy said "khane maine namak thoda jada hain". This way everybody talking like "khane maine namak thoda jada ya kam hain yahan par " . Almost everybody out here searching for namak out here, including Zakir Hussain, I want to say everybody " I understand their point of, kabhi toh mughe galat information milega aur usse par maine act karunga, toh who log MAZZA karne wale hain uske uper. Kyun woh log hain isse reason ke liye yahan par hain for last several moths. Kyun ki ek HINDU ko hi marna hain". I want to rest assured then don't worry , namak kam rahe ya jada , I m not going to be trapped by the persons like NAMING guy or my bengali roomet out here ,who keep on changing their positions according to the situations over here . I know, persons like NAMING guy and my bengali roomet doesn't following any rules over here. Today bengali roomet comes across with another friend to override the BADSURAT mother bed , for that SANDEEP KUMAR kissa of " maine pura tight tha bhai" , let me tell this thing to my bengali roomet out here " I m least bothered about who stays at the BADSURAT mother's seat " . Why should I will go after a BADSURAT mothers seat, while I can have the luxury of having sex with a beautiful girl like u. This will happen one day, we both will sleep together and have sex. I don't know whether ur sex life had started or not, since this PATTA GOBI kissa had not over yet. For which everything got changed over here, after Swati Singla's BACKPAIN incident in CVS CAREMARK and my sex life started after the FISH and PATTA GOBI episode from my wife’s house. Ur Archana lookalike who had given that RCCEFP file for releasing the LOCK on recon , which Nitin Kaushik not aware of , from which I m able to track everything over there related to LOCK on ALKA . Raman from FISERV comes and sits on ur seat, when u left TCS, this steps related to RECON or ARYA the interviewer, now getting repeated in HONG KONG of bangalore. But what is ur original identity, it comes from ur name of ITTI KAPOOR , now its ITTI ARORA , ITTI means ISHANT NAND KISHORE AWASHTI , that’s me from the TAARE ZAMEEN PAR . Jisko duo similar cheeze par distinguish kar na nhai ata hain, I m the kid DARSHEEL who is having the problem of reading and writing. Here Aamir Khan aka NIKUMB is Sridhar Sir. After seeing my condition at the boarding school aka TCS CVS CAREMARK, Sridhar Sir will move to my house to talk to my dad and mom. Here Tisha Chopra aka MAYA is my mom , in effect Manish Khanna over here and Vipin Singh aka NandKishore Awasti is my dad . Over there what Aamir Khan asked related to ITTI aka Ishant “ aapne kyun bhej diya usko boarding school aka TCS CVS caremark, aapko kia lagta hain , who aisa kyun karta hain , usko do similar jaisi cheeze maine pharak samjha ata hain . Kabhi apne dekha hain uska notebooks, use aapko samjha maine aaye. Sare similar words ko who nhai samjha pata hain“. He asked his elder brother Sachet engineer for this “ kabhi ITTI aka ISHAN ko ball pakad maine dikat hoti hain , here my brother aka Santoshi sahu said “ who kabhi ball nhai pakad pata hain ,khelte hua” . Nikumbh aka Sridhar Sir “ usko height distance and time ka samjha nhai ati hain , this aptitude sort of thing . Jab tak who inne sab ko saath maine le kar chal sake, gaddi nikal jati hain“. This BALL CATCHING kissa related to CHAKKA month(many people trying to play ball at BALAJI PG over last several months , even RANJI also playing ball and trying to catch it , many times , while I m going for evening snacks over here) , which ended for 2015 or JULIE’s talking to my mom “IDIOT sort of thing during our kids days “ . On this my dad and Manish Khanna as Maya as my mother said Sirdhar Sir “agar aisa hain toh, who duniya ke saath compete kaise karega ? why u HCL people given so much preference to him over the normal kids out there . Unnecessary creating problem for so many people over here, who were suffering for this one guy ITTI aka ISHAN“ . Over there Sirdhar Sir aka Nikumbh showing a Japanese toy to my dad “dekhiye aap batmaeeze kar rahe hain mere saath, by not reading this thing. Isi tarah ITTI aka Ishan ko yeh baat samjha nhai ati hain. This is reason why we don’t take any official statement from him on the administrative skill sort of thing, or assigning him any presentation sort of thing , from which IRAQ SHOE THROWER comes across. We r taking everything unofficially, I m personally working on it “ . This thing Sridhar Sir said to M.K.RAINA principal of boarding school, in effect Santoshi sahu’s father over there, TANIYA’s father in RAB NE BANA DI JODI. Now what happened to ITTI Kapoor aka ISSAN as me , how things got changed on short period of time out here in TCS from nov2010 to july2011 , so that I m being projected as “ who jo aadmi khada hain who chalta phirta high court hain , aur court ko kabhi police station nhai bulate hain” . Maine kitna BATCHA tha aur kitna mard tha usko dikhne ka mauk nhai diya tumne . Agar mauk dete tumhe sahi tarah dikhata , tumhare sugha raat wali bistar par , jahan par PAATA GOBI ka intezar ho rahi hain . Maine tumhe jarur dikhunga kitna mard hun aur kitna batcha hun, don’t worry about that. TCS walon ka planning sahi hain “ jab mughe batchon se compare kia gaya toh maine ITTI aka ISSAN” , now when girls were compared to kids , its become something like KISHAN SINGH’s word “ katchi umar ka ghaaon hain santa jane de , bhar ne maine time lagega “ , related to Gandhiji’s calling of NON cooperation movement over there after the BACKPAIN incident of Swati Singla in TCS/ everybody getting failed like my sister failed in 10+2 exams , while Bhagwan aka return guy knowing everything via KUWA BIRYANI’s NAMAK . One reason is its time fo0r DOUBLE DHAMMAL, so all the bad things with me remain as it is, good things things will go to TCS people. Yahan par kyun KELE KA PAATA saaph karke nhai rakh rahe hain, for PURNO SANGMA episode . Why things got changed from, ITTI aka ISSAN the kid to CHETAN BHAGAT the kid out here/my sister got failed in 10+2 exams. Why nobody out here is saying, “we girls attitude were something like of ITTI aka ISHAN, we can’t able to pick the ball properly like ISSAN? We don’t have this much commonsense to distinguish between two similar looking alphabets out here? we r weak in aptitude , we cant calculate properly the height distance time sort of thing properly ?”. Nobody will talk those things, instead everybody had very good reference towards then like “hum ladkiyan bahut kamjor hoti hain , kahin thoda sahar mil jaye toh wahan ruk jati hain” . But these girls were making MAAZA of me till now, for that GHODA reference of mine, cleverly talking of “ katchin umar ka ghaaon hain bharne par thoda time lagnewala hain/we all devastated like my sister failing in 10+2”. Yahan par KELE KA PATA kahan gaya, I want to ask everybody, as everybody is showing rearranging the things out here. This is why, “I m not showing high emotions towards any girls out here, simply don’t my duty, as they were doing their KITCHEN duty, completing the HONG KONG phase of TCS dirt “. I am talking with a girls out here, that much which is required in the plan, not showing any extra emotions out here, which were not needed. Probably the KELE KA PAATH saaph karke rakha hoga, to prove me as ITTI aka ISHAN “by making my conditions much tougher, by allowing to start having sex talks with the girls out here, just like Abhishek Singh’s words of “I m just talking like ORACLE COMMAND of MUMBAI of HONG KONG” “ . Somewhere I will definitely fall on the line, of not catching the ball, by miscalculating the height distance time for aptitude sort of thing. Till now NAMAK of KUWA BIRAYANI guy during launch or BALL of ITTI aka ISHAAN had not affected me so far.I m also waiting, to see where it will effect me , as chutiyapanti is continued unabated via another Australia guy Sudhansu Panda , who had gone with heavy DEOs today , for VIDYAPATI’s “ tu ghar par chal maine tera khal khinch ta hun “.
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