1. 26April(2015(Sunday)
There were so many
lookalikes from our colleges , where i m taking my JAVA course out here in
bangalore , its feeling like i m in my college.All were well trained , just
like machines , TAWA GARAM HAIN , AGAR MAINE HAATH RAKH DUNGA TOH JAL JAYEGA .
To be very frank , isiliye maine tumhare saath baat kar raha hun openly , not
with ur lookalike . One of ur lookalike also present out here , one thing
common in between then "they all staying with their IIT brothers , who
used to take care of their sisters , the way Satya Samal used to take care of
his sister Sai Sangita Samal in marathalli" . Wahan par ek kuta tha ,
jisko BISCUIT dene par kuch dur chala jata tha . Similarly these IIT brothers
out here in LARA TECHNOLOGY " unko kuch acha khana dedo , woh apne gale
maine pata bandhne ke liye dikha denge . Sabita tried this thing with me few
days back , mughe apne ghar par bulaya acha khana diya , now she wants to put
the pata on my neck " . Did u know , what ur lookalike said to " i
dont know , how drink BEER , what girls used to take during MBA days or college
days " . Isiliye woh mere saath MAAZA kar rahe hain . Same thing echoed by
my friend Rohit Mehra out here yesterday in BALAJI PG .
2. 29June2015(Monday)
A long message wrote by me vanished, due to disturbances in my net connections, which is a regular feature out here. I had to rewrite the message again over here. I m searching for a girl names Harveen Sahini, who is my interviewer during TCS days , as the KHALU’s MARUTI OMNI getting travelled through out the facebook , she found a new way out to block me from messaging her .She changed her profile setting such a way that , I cant found her now , for that KHALLU’s MARUTI OMNI . I found ur the closet person to talk about it. When , I m started working in TCS AXA project of HONG KONG its something like the another Mumbai created by my dad and Lokesh Singh out side MUMBAI , and they were waiting for this moment long time . Something like Markand Tambere said in COMPANY said “ Mallick ne bahut pehele se iski tayari maine laga tha apne khas aadmi DAVID KHAN ke jariye , who bahut dur HONG KONG par ek aur naya Mumbai bana chukka tha , Srinivasan ka yeh soch use ne unne logon ko Mumbai se bahar kar diya who galat tha “. This is what happened with everybody during the AUG2008 , mostly with Subha Sathpathy , Saurabh Tripathy , Manish Kapoor , Abhishek Agarwal , when they come out outside the HCL building while I m leaving after resigning from HCL on aug2008 , they thought “ they were able to throw me out of HCL completely , all the HCL managers were waiting for this moment for a long time , they had built another Mumbai far away in hong kong , which started once I left HCL “ . As happened in COMPANY movie , telephone become their main weapon , something similar way after my release from HCL email become main weapon . As my dad and Lokesh Singh were throwing my server against me , they also had prepared another Mumbai out here in TCS, reason my stint at TCS started with Vinita Singla and Ashish Jain’s AXA project form hong kong . As the Mumbai at TCS failed miserably during july2011’s backpain incident of Swati Singla , now they were forced to create another Mumbai in Bangalore as HONG KONG . Reason why its all over started with VINITA SINGLA and PUNNET taking my interview over there, for which Dilip had me over there for interview. Its something as another dream got submitted from the INCEPTION movie from TCS .I had also done something similar thing , while moving to Nilamani Kar’s house , when Sneha Sahu said “ maine agar inko bhai nhai manti toh RAKHI kyun pehnaya “ . Maine kab se isse mauke ka intezar kar raha tha , for this I had created another Mumbai at hong kong namely in Nilamani Kar’s house . Reason why ASHUTOSH started off the proceeding over here in BALAJI PG in kitchen room , its another MUMBAI in hong kong , as more and more CHAKKA’s start following me out here in Bangalore(at one instance CHAKKA’s start having dinner at the Debasmita lookalike’s seat during dinner time in Shravan hotel on a sunday) , I thought Mumbai at hong kong got started off . But ,I completely wrong when Aneesh Raj gone to HONG KONG over here now , while things getting tightening out here and NEPALI people coming over here, staying at same kitchen room where ASHUTOSH used to stay . Yesterday, BULU and Suvendu Panda come at sit at ASHUTOSH’s overridden seat out here during my dinner time (while my Bengali roomet trying to drink water in the MUMBAI style of my brother), signifying we r waiting for this moment for long time , just like MALLIK created a MUMBAI in hong kong , just waiting for one mistake from my side , and game finished over here . My friend Sanjay Padhy during our college times used to say related to GANDHI the newspaper owner , when I m demanded the all the newspaper from him “ he must have all the stocks with him , there were no point in asking old papers from him now “ . Something similar way what DHOOTI MAN said related to the TUKKA RAM , when Shivaji Rao asked him” sarkar ne tumhe makan diya hain toh tum yahan par kyun reh rahe ho ?“ “ Sir log bahut chalak hote hain , sarkar jo makan deti hain , usko kiryaye par chada kar , ek aur jhopadpati bana lete hain” . When Shivaji Rao asked the SLUM DEVELOPMENT chairman SHRIKANT MANIK “ jab sarkar 5000 makan allot kar chuki hain , yeh log kia bol rahe hain inko sirf 500 makan allocate hua hain” . Dhoti man “mantri logon ko dahej par diya hoga (DOWARY kissa between LUCKY SINGH and KHURANA), kam se kam toh 15-20 flats toh inke pass hoga , yeh log jo mil bant kar khate hain “ . When Shivaji Rao visited Sardar’s house of (reason why ASHTOSH introduced a Sardar with me , few days back SARDAR alongside VIDYA had fight with AUNTY out here ) “ maine tuka ram ghar ka owner” , on this Shivaji Rao responded “ tusi tukka ram toh maine BILL CLINTON “ . BILL CLINTON is JAVA BEAN’s out here, DARR + BEAN’s theory of evolution related to MOTORs. I thought my water will end today morning, I had to start again for this purpose, since BULU and Suvendu Panda sit in the overridden Ashutosh’s seat out here during dinner times. BILL CLINTON’s wife Hillary Clinton aka Harveen saini started her presidential campagain for nov2016 elections to replace Barak Obama few days back. As badsurat mother fame of Manish Khaan and Ajay Saigal deriving form this Harveen sahini , while Aneesh raj at hong kong “ they were waiting for this moment for a long time out here , just like Mallik created a Mumbai in hong kong , if I will try to talk with anybody out here except facebook then its problem for me . Since the way telephone become hatiyar in COMPANY movie, email become HATIYAR in HCL, something similar facebook hatiyar in TCS“ . But , all these things how its linked to u , as BULU lookalike is over here for long time since my entry over here . It comes from KAHNU uncle’s daughter SIVANI aka SINI fan aka SIDWANI of SHOOT OUT AT LOKHANWALA movie related to ASHWIN’s father’s birthday, this GURANTEE related to PANKHA of Harveen Sahini. It comes form u, reason why when Harveen Saini decided to hide from me, I thought of talking with u. There were another person apart from Harveen saini who had taken my interview alongside her, its ARYA from FIDELITY. What ARYA aka NASREEDUIN SHAH said in the movie KRRISH, the machine guy “maine future dekh liya hain, isiliye mughe pata hain, kaun mere saath hain aur kaun nhai. Bas waqt ki kami ki karan jo dekh nhai paya, wahi janta chahta hun, tumhara Rohit Mehra ke saath kia rishta hain, tum kyun usko batchana chahte ho “. As what happened in TCS that embarrassed everybody out there, they had create another Mumbai out here in Bangalore aka hong kong, to understand the flow of RAMANNA. Same Pankaj Parida funda got repeated “when I enter the HCL office, I can’t understand what these people out here were doing, it took sometime to understand what’s going on “. Similar way , Manish Khaan and others created another Mumbai out here in banglore aka hong kong , they were waiting for the moment “ when I will commit one mistake , so that they were prepared for it , mostly if I will discuss anything with my wife or anybody else , other than the HATIYAR of hong kong its facebook “ . During KANHU uncle’s daughter’s birth at hospital, Sudha uncle is so much upset with the born of a girl child that , he left for his hometown while her sister aka my JHUNU aunty still in labour room having lots of pain. We at HCL done something similar with Santoshi Sahu during the august2008, when I m being told to resign when she send across that GADDAR mail and stopped talking with me during this time of june2008 , HCL people fired me without looking at her face . I had also done something like SUDHA uncle while Santoshi’s father called me while we were at PRASANTI NILAYAM aka SATYA SAI BABA “ I m declined his phone , without seeing her face “ . But after the phone call on 26june2009, I m talking like “beti ki shaadi karna muskil aur biwi ko samjhana badi muskil “. And even goes on to say ”tumhara environment is not something like that of Sneha Sahu “ , which hurt Santoshi to the core . All these things I m doing something like Sudha uncle did, on the day SIVANI aka CINI fan aka SIDWANI got born, this birthday CAKE kissa . Birthday CAKE in JDA project in HCL, while I m switching off my mobile phone . Now when something similar situation arises in TCS during JULY2011, “why nobody is showing the face of SIVANI aka Kanhu uncle’s daughter, I had ample amount of time out here”. Why they were comparing it to a “what a beautiful message of ISHITA, via MADIWALA LAKE in Bangalore , where TOM CRUISE is floating “ , or comparing that HCL stint as “ THOMAS WILSON leaving his daughter in 2012 movie to tell the truth” . These things of Manish Khaan and Ajay Saigal doesn’t impress me , if they would have done their own thing , by showing me the face of SHIVANI who got born , before sending me to MUMBAI of hong kong then I would have more happy . Now ANSUL is in Mumbai, means if I will try to touch a girl out here, I will got sun stroke.Reason why I didn’t tried with any girl out here mostly with girls of LARA TECHNOLOGY. I had tried my luck with the safest girl ANJALI aka ANU AGARWAL lookalike, who left the scene since she cant say yes at this moment out here. I had completely disassociated POONAM and SAVITA from myself, even added SAVITA’s both cake center into ROSE aunty’s CHANA on Saturdays, after JSON CHUTIYAPANTI to release the LOCK on AXA’s bread. I m really upset with SAVITA for her JSON CHUTIYAPANTI , since things wont end before bihar elections related to SHARAT KANDI’s DATE sort of thing, while ur lookalike keep on talking with SAVITA repeatedly out here . My brother is purchasing a new house for this purpose of MUMBAI being built in hong kong, which will got completed on dussara of next year in 2016, during the time American presidential elections were going to be conducted. Pankaj Prusty had posted his daughter’s photos few days before , for this purpose , “ we all r waiting in MUMBAI of hong kong , for one mistake of mine “ . Anyway lets talk something related sex, since if I wont talk related to sex it will become something like “I m not in tighter situation now “ . How is ur sex life going on now, u must have been bored with ur husband now, since its too long time for having sex with one partner out here . During college time , I m heard u had sex with Devi Panda , then after ur husband , what will be my number on ur list , while we will have sex . Let me propose for a EMA aka extra marital affair with u , if ur interested in it lets start talking about it earliest via starting of DAR+ BEAN’s motor sort of thing in BALAJI PG . Anyway BALAJI PG BULU is keep on insisting on starting of the MOTOR, so as ur lookalike at LARA TECHNOLOGY, so don’t waste time for Mumbai of hong kong . When this ANSU from Mumbai going to attack me, please let me know via sex sort of thing. U had asked me for ur character during college days, now ur at forefront of degrading my character via Sudha uncle not looking at SINI aka SIVANI aka SIDWANI, ”since she is girl” . Let me tell u, I will like to have sex with u at the earliest, only thing remained is ur positive response. But as my Bengali roomet suggested yesterday, by drinking water in Mumbai fashion, its time to face Mumbai in HONG KONG . Its getting confirmed with Aneesh raj staying at HONG KONG and uploading HONG KONG bitch photos from there “we had waited for this moment for long time” , like AJAY SAIGAL of COMPANY movie , for COOK of Kunal Kapoor .
2. 29June2015(Monday)
A long message wrote by me vanished, due to disturbances in my net connections, which is a regular feature out here. I had to rewrite the message again over here. I m searching for a girl names Harveen Sahini, who is my interviewer during TCS days , as the KHALU’s MARUTI OMNI getting travelled through out the facebook , she found a new way out to block me from messaging her .She changed her profile setting such a way that , I cant found her now , for that KHALLU’s MARUTI OMNI . I found ur the closet person to talk about it. When , I m started working in TCS AXA project of HONG KONG its something like the another Mumbai created by my dad and Lokesh Singh out side MUMBAI , and they were waiting for this moment long time . Something like Markand Tambere said in COMPANY said “ Mallick ne bahut pehele se iski tayari maine laga tha apne khas aadmi DAVID KHAN ke jariye , who bahut dur HONG KONG par ek aur naya Mumbai bana chukka tha , Srinivasan ka yeh soch use ne unne logon ko Mumbai se bahar kar diya who galat tha “. This is what happened with everybody during the AUG2008 , mostly with Subha Sathpathy , Saurabh Tripathy , Manish Kapoor , Abhishek Agarwal , when they come out outside the HCL building while I m leaving after resigning from HCL on aug2008 , they thought “ they were able to throw me out of HCL completely , all the HCL managers were waiting for this moment for a long time , they had built another Mumbai far away in hong kong , which started once I left HCL “ . As happened in COMPANY movie , telephone become their main weapon , something similar way after my release from HCL email become main weapon . As my dad and Lokesh Singh were throwing my server against me , they also had prepared another Mumbai out here in TCS, reason my stint at TCS started with Vinita Singla and Ashish Jain’s AXA project form hong kong . As the Mumbai at TCS failed miserably during july2011’s backpain incident of Swati Singla , now they were forced to create another Mumbai in Bangalore as HONG KONG . Reason why its all over started with VINITA SINGLA and PUNNET taking my interview over there, for which Dilip had me over there for interview. Its something as another dream got submitted from the INCEPTION movie from TCS .I had also done something similar thing , while moving to Nilamani Kar’s house , when Sneha Sahu said “ maine agar inko bhai nhai manti toh RAKHI kyun pehnaya “ . Maine kab se isse mauke ka intezar kar raha tha , for this I had created another Mumbai at hong kong namely in Nilamani Kar’s house . Reason why ASHUTOSH started off the proceeding over here in BALAJI PG in kitchen room , its another MUMBAI in hong kong , as more and more CHAKKA’s start following me out here in Bangalore(at one instance CHAKKA’s start having dinner at the Debasmita lookalike’s seat during dinner time in Shravan hotel on a sunday) , I thought Mumbai at hong kong got started off . But ,I completely wrong when Aneesh Raj gone to HONG KONG over here now , while things getting tightening out here and NEPALI people coming over here, staying at same kitchen room where ASHUTOSH used to stay . Yesterday, BULU and Suvendu Panda come at sit at ASHUTOSH’s overridden seat out here during my dinner time (while my Bengali roomet trying to drink water in the MUMBAI style of my brother), signifying we r waiting for this moment for long time , just like MALLIK created a MUMBAI in hong kong , just waiting for one mistake from my side , and game finished over here . My friend Sanjay Padhy during our college times used to say related to GANDHI the newspaper owner , when I m demanded the all the newspaper from him “ he must have all the stocks with him , there were no point in asking old papers from him now “ . Something similar way what DHOOTI MAN said related to the TUKKA RAM , when Shivaji Rao asked him” sarkar ne tumhe makan diya hain toh tum yahan par kyun reh rahe ho ?“ “ Sir log bahut chalak hote hain , sarkar jo makan deti hain , usko kiryaye par chada kar , ek aur jhopadpati bana lete hain” . When Shivaji Rao asked the SLUM DEVELOPMENT chairman SHRIKANT MANIK “ jab sarkar 5000 makan allot kar chuki hain , yeh log kia bol rahe hain inko sirf 500 makan allocate hua hain” . Dhoti man “mantri logon ko dahej par diya hoga (DOWARY kissa between LUCKY SINGH and KHURANA), kam se kam toh 15-20 flats toh inke pass hoga , yeh log jo mil bant kar khate hain “ . When Shivaji Rao visited Sardar’s house of (reason why ASHTOSH introduced a Sardar with me , few days back SARDAR alongside VIDYA had fight with AUNTY out here ) “ maine tuka ram ghar ka owner” , on this Shivaji Rao responded “ tusi tukka ram toh maine BILL CLINTON “ . BILL CLINTON is JAVA BEAN’s out here, DARR + BEAN’s theory of evolution related to MOTORs. I thought my water will end today morning, I had to start again for this purpose, since BULU and Suvendu Panda sit in the overridden Ashutosh’s seat out here during dinner times. BILL CLINTON’s wife Hillary Clinton aka Harveen saini started her presidential campagain for nov2016 elections to replace Barak Obama few days back. As badsurat mother fame of Manish Khaan and Ajay Saigal deriving form this Harveen sahini , while Aneesh raj at hong kong “ they were waiting for this moment for a long time out here , just like Mallik created a Mumbai in hong kong , if I will try to talk with anybody out here except facebook then its problem for me . Since the way telephone become hatiyar in COMPANY movie, email become HATIYAR in HCL, something similar facebook hatiyar in TCS“ . But , all these things how its linked to u , as BULU lookalike is over here for long time since my entry over here . It comes from KAHNU uncle’s daughter SIVANI aka SINI fan aka SIDWANI of SHOOT OUT AT LOKHANWALA movie related to ASHWIN’s father’s birthday, this GURANTEE related to PANKHA of Harveen Sahini. It comes form u, reason why when Harveen Saini decided to hide from me, I thought of talking with u. There were another person apart from Harveen saini who had taken my interview alongside her, its ARYA from FIDELITY. What ARYA aka NASREEDUIN SHAH said in the movie KRRISH, the machine guy “maine future dekh liya hain, isiliye mughe pata hain, kaun mere saath hain aur kaun nhai. Bas waqt ki kami ki karan jo dekh nhai paya, wahi janta chahta hun, tumhara Rohit Mehra ke saath kia rishta hain, tum kyun usko batchana chahte ho “. As what happened in TCS that embarrassed everybody out there, they had create another Mumbai out here in Bangalore aka hong kong, to understand the flow of RAMANNA. Same Pankaj Parida funda got repeated “when I enter the HCL office, I can’t understand what these people out here were doing, it took sometime to understand what’s going on “. Similar way , Manish Khaan and others created another Mumbai out here in banglore aka hong kong , they were waiting for the moment “ when I will commit one mistake , so that they were prepared for it , mostly if I will discuss anything with my wife or anybody else , other than the HATIYAR of hong kong its facebook “ . During KANHU uncle’s daughter’s birth at hospital, Sudha uncle is so much upset with the born of a girl child that , he left for his hometown while her sister aka my JHUNU aunty still in labour room having lots of pain. We at HCL done something similar with Santoshi Sahu during the august2008, when I m being told to resign when she send across that GADDAR mail and stopped talking with me during this time of june2008 , HCL people fired me without looking at her face . I had also done something like SUDHA uncle while Santoshi’s father called me while we were at PRASANTI NILAYAM aka SATYA SAI BABA “ I m declined his phone , without seeing her face “ . But after the phone call on 26june2009, I m talking like “beti ki shaadi karna muskil aur biwi ko samjhana badi muskil “. And even goes on to say ”tumhara environment is not something like that of Sneha Sahu “ , which hurt Santoshi to the core . All these things I m doing something like Sudha uncle did, on the day SIVANI aka CINI fan aka SIDWANI got born, this birthday CAKE kissa . Birthday CAKE in JDA project in HCL, while I m switching off my mobile phone . Now when something similar situation arises in TCS during JULY2011, “why nobody is showing the face of SIVANI aka Kanhu uncle’s daughter, I had ample amount of time out here”. Why they were comparing it to a “what a beautiful message of ISHITA, via MADIWALA LAKE in Bangalore , where TOM CRUISE is floating “ , or comparing that HCL stint as “ THOMAS WILSON leaving his daughter in 2012 movie to tell the truth” . These things of Manish Khaan and Ajay Saigal doesn’t impress me , if they would have done their own thing , by showing me the face of SHIVANI who got born , before sending me to MUMBAI of hong kong then I would have more happy . Now ANSUL is in Mumbai, means if I will try to touch a girl out here, I will got sun stroke.Reason why I didn’t tried with any girl out here mostly with girls of LARA TECHNOLOGY. I had tried my luck with the safest girl ANJALI aka ANU AGARWAL lookalike, who left the scene since she cant say yes at this moment out here. I had completely disassociated POONAM and SAVITA from myself, even added SAVITA’s both cake center into ROSE aunty’s CHANA on Saturdays, after JSON CHUTIYAPANTI to release the LOCK on AXA’s bread. I m really upset with SAVITA for her JSON CHUTIYAPANTI , since things wont end before bihar elections related to SHARAT KANDI’s DATE sort of thing, while ur lookalike keep on talking with SAVITA repeatedly out here . My brother is purchasing a new house for this purpose of MUMBAI being built in hong kong, which will got completed on dussara of next year in 2016, during the time American presidential elections were going to be conducted. Pankaj Prusty had posted his daughter’s photos few days before , for this purpose , “ we all r waiting in MUMBAI of hong kong , for one mistake of mine “ . Anyway lets talk something related sex, since if I wont talk related to sex it will become something like “I m not in tighter situation now “ . How is ur sex life going on now, u must have been bored with ur husband now, since its too long time for having sex with one partner out here . During college time , I m heard u had sex with Devi Panda , then after ur husband , what will be my number on ur list , while we will have sex . Let me propose for a EMA aka extra marital affair with u , if ur interested in it lets start talking about it earliest via starting of DAR+ BEAN’s motor sort of thing in BALAJI PG . Anyway BALAJI PG BULU is keep on insisting on starting of the MOTOR, so as ur lookalike at LARA TECHNOLOGY, so don’t waste time for Mumbai of hong kong . When this ANSU from Mumbai going to attack me, please let me know via sex sort of thing. U had asked me for ur character during college days, now ur at forefront of degrading my character via Sudha uncle not looking at SINI aka SIVANI aka SIDWANI, ”since she is girl” . Let me tell u, I will like to have sex with u at the earliest, only thing remained is ur positive response. But as my Bengali roomet suggested yesterday, by drinking water in Mumbai fashion, its time to face Mumbai in HONG KONG . Its getting confirmed with Aneesh raj staying at HONG KONG and uploading HONG KONG bitch photos from there “we had waited for this moment for long time” , like AJAY SAIGAL of COMPANY movie , for COOK of Kunal Kapoor .
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