Alka Mausi's Ratings_TCS 15July2012

Swati , madam as I m said last week , after my marriage with Anima , “SAHI BADLA LIYA TAKALE NE” …..this had been echoed by Salman Khurishd , when he said in an interview with indian express “ congress is directionless , Rahul Gandhi is just doing cameos over there …there were somebody needs to show direction to congress party……” This had become hot topic last week , when it come front page of indian express…..this is what I said WRT to Zeba Azim being directionless(somebody needs to show direction to her, while doing everything she doesnot kow why I m not writing about her) , which had been changed towards something else …..Swati , as there were lots of SAITANS being shown to me now , so now time had come for , KHALI DIMAG SAITAN KA DIMAG HOTA HAIN(related to Vikas Patwari) …. everybody were checking it , whether I behaving as , Shravan Dabi or not , while during that DAL FRY incident , related to Nitish Agarwal…..its favorite dish in our household now……Swati , how U- turn would have come acorss , it would have come from SAAKHSHI TANWAR ofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Kkompany......this is reason , why SAAKSHI is shown to me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bade_Achhe_Lagte_Hain while buying suits for me ….Swati , this is why , everybody keen on , I must invite everybody at TCS , via Santoshi …so that , later everybody would have pick that point , how I did not know the name of the girl whom I m getting married ….now , everybody at TCS were silent , even after knowing about my marriage ..nobody making any comments….Swati , in my earlier mail , I m mentioned about , after image of THAPAD ……something similar were other things as I believe ….Swati , to counter to that , BHANU PRATAP the judge reference , which starts over here ….there were 2 news stories going on right now , its related to , molestation of girl in assam and mobile phone in Ajit Singh constituency by KHAP panchyat ……well , my take in this regard is something different …..Swati , in the before image of N1 reporting , when my Abhishek is going on , it’s A.Raja gone to jail from march2011 to may2012 …..now for after image of JAIL phase , its JAGAN gone to JAIL from june2012 till continued ……Swati , my feeling is he will remain in jail , till the time JAIL of AFTER IMAGE IN N1 reporting going on ……Swati , my condition out here is nothing better than jail , except I had my wife , with whom I can share some private moments ….apart from that , I m not allowed to anything since my marriage , as JAIL phase is going on now , for the after image of N1 reporting ….Swati , lets talk of last Sunday , how I m missed it so closely ….means , how there were no REJECT ANALYSIS happened on that day …I m just returned after my mobile did not got rechagred ….why , I did not tried for writing a mail out there …..as TAKLA , had lost the key of SCOOTY ….why , I did not shown any desperation in this regard …..well , in this regard , I must thank my wife Anima , who shown me the way …..Swati , just like the day before , she is to put solid THAPAD on me , she talk about “ CALL ME VIA MY NICKNAME “….something similar , out here , just before she is suppose to leave on 8^th july2012 , on the night of 7^th july2012 , “she need a KID immediately from me …” just to signify ….” BATCHA YAHAN PAR RONEWALA HAIN ..” of Rashmi Nayak comment ….Swati , when nothing going right for me on that day , I understood this point with single call to her on 8^th july2012 ….so , I did not tried any calls out there and very next day(9^th july2012) , just gone for satya sai hotel during evening times , where RAM UNCLE having evening snackes , on the day my mom confirmed my marriage with Anima ……Swati , certainly my wife had been generous on me , while talking whats suppose to happen …..as she is going to say , how to play remaining match of chess with TAKLA aka Anjan Shrivastav……..Swati , as I said , sahi badla liya takle ne …Swati , what I said related to Sapna , after her Q sort of meeting , by disassociating with Santoshi , in “IMPORTANCE OF SRIDHAR SIR..” thanks Sapna for ur marg darshan , now what TAKLA had did in advanced version , via my marriage with Anima …now ur wife is going to show ur way like this , how will u disassociate from her , we will see…. Swati , now coming to what happened on 11july2012 , when TAKLA had given keys for my scooty , for GK sort thing ……Swati , as my wife keep on repeating KID sort of thing for the entire week , its going on till now ….BATCHA YAHAN PAR RONEWALA HAIN ……Swati , now time had come to promote , Charu Sachdev from forgery to RANDI …..Swati , I don’t want somebody like RANDI Charu Sachdev tomorrow say something like Shravan Dabi said “ WHO MERE LIYE ZEHER BAN GAYA ….” Or somebody called Pragya said “ TUMARI SAZA YAHI HAIN KI , TUMHE KOI SAZA NA DIYA JAYE …”   Swati , this is why , I m not regreting a bit while abusing anybody ……Swati , I don’t want to suffer , by not doing any thing else ….Swati , the way , KEY sort thing come out in 11^thjuly2012 by my dad , for RANDI Charu Sachdev ….my response is ”RANDI KI CHOOT KO TOH HAR KOI CHAKHNA CHAHTA HAIN , TOH Mr.TALKA KAISE PICHE REH SAKTE HAIN…..” Swati , the way I m mentioning out here , it may be termed as I m BRAKing at RANDI Charu Sachdev or Mr TAKLA ….well my response to this is , I m going to work in IT industry afterall , if this much of BARKing making others happy and my personal become smooth …then its far better than being silent from dec2008 to nov2009 …over there , I m being hammered for putting b** for Subha Sathpathy , not writing any abusive language against anybody …Swati , I cant change the IT industry functioning , which so many eminent personalities were trying to do something else…Swati , I m freed for this purpose , so that can abuse at my will , as normal person ….which is now termed as BARKing …Swati , if this is the offical language of IT industry , then its fine with me …Swati , ask any of my friends , I don’t think anybody is more fluent on this regard then me in IT industry …..Swati , if u put restriction , then its problem for me otherwise , if u allow me to abuse me , its become easy for me …..on that , GK day , when KEY come out , it would have become REJECT ANALYSIS via Raj sort of thing , which had been going for long time at our household …..i had shown the movie , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rab_Ne_Bana_Di_Jodi  to my wife ……Swati , now coming to our GOPALPUR visit on 13^th july 2012 , GM as far as my thinking goes on ….on the day , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dara_Singh of HANUMAN fame passed away …Swati , coincidently , we visited HANUMAN TEMPLE in JAGAN’s area alongside SAI MANDIR on our way to gopalpur …Swati , on that day , Sashi Tharoor’s book got released ..Jaswant Singh among others were out there , while the book release is going on ….well, then what’s being tracked WRT to Suvendu’s marriage …..which , I m skipped with DAL FRY , means I did not behaved as KHALI DIMAG SAITAN KA DIMAG(WRT Vikas Patwari)….Swati , in CVS caremark , who is there related to Suvendu from very beginning …its SUCHI ..Swati , as TAKLA is BHAGWAN of CVS caremark guys …so , Suchi must be cleared amicably , like Sapna…Swati , what I said related to Suchi , after Suvendu’s marriage ….”I m just wanted to interact with Suchi for sometime , so that I will got to know , what’s being planned …then I will change the things according to my wish ….i had no intention of sex out here ….” Swati , this is being put acorss out here …with Anima as SUCHI …I m being allowed to interact with her , before putting acorss any tough conditions out here …Swati , this PHOTO sort of thing were redefined out here towards Anima ..just look towards her , nowhere else ….really Anima is well trained in this regard ….Swati , now coming to MOBILE sort of thing , which is going for long since , my reception day….it will come from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukhbiir  / http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1287847/ …here , Sunil Shetthy is my dad …..OM PURI aka S.P.RATHOD is my father in law …..Sushanth is PASHA , this is reason why my brother in law gone to singapore to meet SUSHANT ..for that SAHU or SAHOO reference , from where SHIVAJI RAO being derived …..now karnataka CM being replaced , from SADANAND GOWDA to JAGDISH CHATTAR…with two DY CMs ….this will point towardshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurukshetra_(2000_film)  “apne gali maine kuta bhi sher hota hain” Mukesh Rishi’s dialogue…today , there were SAVE OUR TIGER campagin going in NDTV with Amitabh Bachchan as main guest…..Swati , what Sunil said to , Sameer Dattani aka KAILASH aka VINAYAK , while sending him as COOK , with all the necessary changes , like changing EYE RATINA or converting him to ISLAM “ itna karke hum tumhe SHER KI GUMPHA ki andar phuncha denge , lekin andar SHER tumhare saath kia karega , yeh uske uper hain….” Swati , here Sameer Dattani is my wife Anima …after ,marrying her with me , she will be thrown inside the SHER KA GHUMPHA , from where GAS episode started in our house ….and from where its  expected , BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY will happen …Swati , this KITE and MAP finding will be done by her , my wife ANIMA …..Swati , now where this MAP will end ….in the AFTER IMAGE OF N1 REPORTING , in countering MAP of MARUTITUS …..Swati , this will end with , from where its started , as we r moving in reverse only mode …..its will end with Sneha Sahu …to counter that discussion with  Shasank , JUNGLE KA SHER JO HAIN , WHO SHER HI REHTA HAIN …..Swati , lets discuss other things , that we had discussed with  Sneha Sahu , while at LAXMI NAGAR …Swati , this happned to give clean chit to Amrita from LAXMI NAGAR , who is going to arrange outside party alongside Shravan Dabi ….as TAKLA is BHAGWAN of CVS caremark….Swati , this is what , electricity and water problem out here , in hometown ….once , Sneha and Shasank having heated exchange at terrace , I m intervened and said “ don’t woory Shasank , just temper were running high nothing else , as there were no water and electricity for some days ……” but , real thing lies somewhere else …with Sneha and Sangeeta’s friends talking to one of their friends from HCL …..”how he is commented u cant even kill a mosquito to Sneha and Sangeeta ….” Swati , towards this mosquito sort of diverted for Sharavan Dabi…..Swati , hold ur breath for a moment , but did this achieve , our AMRITA’s NAMAK or putting SALT in GHAON sort of thing …..certainly its not …..Swati , our ANIMA madam is deliberatly putting less salt while preparing anything ……so Swati , how NAMAK will be put in GHAAON for clearing AMRITA …..Swati , it will come from front page cover of TIME magazine saying our PM as underachiever …..Swati , last week , Andy Murry lost the final to Roger Federer ….Swati , this is exactly , what I m said related to Debadutta Daspanda , when I m visited college…Swati , this PAPER giving were pointed towards that , slam comment of mine related to Debadutta “ by saying his actual potential is not realized ….” Similarly , my actual potential is not realized , since I left revolutionary role ….Swati , this way , our Leena madam and Deba wants to disassociate from Shravan Dabi and others out here …Swati , this is why Mamta still calling the shots out here , despite her oppsition to president and vice president candidates of UPA ……yesterday ,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Hamid_Ansari  being confimed as UPA candidate for VP post…Swati , everybody expecting , I will scream like ANSARI over here …..Swati , as Murali Sir’s reception encounter ends here , with I m being termed as underachiever , now enters Rakesh Singh ..Swati , over here Manish Sir saying , now his condition had become something like , Shantanu Sir’s after the TV episode …he did not want , SO Shivaji Rao for Shravan Dabi , he wants something like FEEDBACK form for entire CVS caremark team (something like Sridhar Sir and others after that TV episode )…the reason there were euphoric scenes , on 10april2012 , on the day I gone to HINJALI for ANIMA ….sameday , pakistan preisdent comes across for AJMER visit…..Swati , this is why everything had been delayed now till , 16nov2012 …with HR being diverted towards , Rimpa Haldar , after which REALITY CHECK comes acorss and MUKHBIR means SPY , which our ANIMA madam…. pointing towards SPY IN ISRO CONTINUES , its PrateeK, 16nov2009 , on the day I wrote the mail….. Ajay Sir , wants to associate with , my comment of Suraj Samal “ lets he become from human being at ist from emotional donkey…” here he and others comparing themseleves with BRAKing dogs ….now KumarShaurab Saran , did not want to associate with that , ACHYUT PODAR reference of Kanhu Sabat ..he wants to associate with , what Ramesh uncle said related Kanhu uncle when he visited koraput “ my understanding of business is , how packaging is done at kiran shop……” Swati , as Sadanand Gowda being replaced , I think there were something out here , related to SADASHIV …it will come from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohra    it will be for Aprajita Karmakar to disassociate from Shravan Dabi as SHIVAJI RAO , who had handled PA OVERRIDE project ….in this movie what Sadashiv said related to Amar aka Akshya Kumar” nayi dulhan jo hain , who apni naak ko baar baar dekhti rehti hain …..” Swati , yesterday , Shekhar Gupta also talking to Sunita Williams , who will take the next flights in few days time…so , its getting checked , KALPANA CHAWLA entered safely inside the atmosphere or crashed out there …..Swati , in case of BRF loop its Amit Kumar_TCS and Question Mark_TCS going inside QUEUE ….Swati , everybody checking , whether I will replace one mail or multiple mails , like assocating with 4^th day of week , (4^th day of week continues and 4^th day of week concluded )or not since I did not wrote my last mail …..Swati , my response to this , “MAINE TCSWALON KI TARAH ITNA SAMJHADAR NHAI HUN”….