Saturday, 9 November 2013

Kasif Arrived With My Jacket_TCS 18Mar2012

Swati , madam this weeks best of compliment come from Abhay , he said on Monday after evening snacks “ yahan par babekuh kaun hain …” (on the day cold drink made comeback) as his appraisal discussion with others out here ….Swati , certainly its refreshing out here to listen somebody from CVS caremark guy talking like this fashion (not Deepak Bajpai or somebody else) , otherwise still everybody going by my samjhadari …Swati , latest samjhadari act done by everybody , its via that ICICI bank guy ..Swati , I said in my mails , if I receive any calls from ICICI bank or anybody comes to my house for money , then I will prove one of the managers out here as KALANK … starting with Vinita Singla ….Swati , here everybody again gone by my samjhadari ..that ICICI bank guy , did not called me or come to my house to meet me ….he simply SMSed me as friend on Tuesday ….Swati , as I said , everybody gone by my samjhadari ….since , I did not mentioned , what I will do , if he SMSed me like friend ….Swati , I m also kept my words , I did not said anything to any of my managers out here ….i m simply promoted , Monica Chopra from FORGERY to RANDI on NC 14march 2012….Swati , this I had started with Aneesh …..Swati , I had lots expectation from Aneesh , but this guy simply failed with his attitude and behavior ….Swati , from now onwards , whatever happened , whenever Aneesh and others think of NC , they will think that for ist time , Monica Chopra and Manish were talked as RANDI …..Swati, social engineering doesn’t mean that , I will be harrashed by ICICI bank official , Sridhar Sir and others will have to take so many names on their strides ….while these TCS people become like Bastard Ajay Saigal and RANDI Monica Chopra become bhadra loka ……Swati , I did not objected to that ICICI bank guy coming on home on 28feb , on that days Suraj Samal come to my residence ….Swati , I did not said anything , when Suraj Samal talking of Monica Chopra openly , I only requested nobody from ICICI bank should contact me , still everybody gone my samjhadari …. Swati , it only shows , how much seriously everybody taking my words ….Swati , now whatever happened from now onwards , I will talk with same fashion , the way Abhilasha Agarwal were used to talk by Bhaskar Giri and Vivek Narayan ….Swati , this is one incident , over which I don’t have anything do …..i don’t know whether , anybody knows , I m aware of it or not (until I reveal to Janmeet about it , while talking about OTHELLO sort of thing )…...still , things were planned like this for me , reason LOGON MAINE BAHUT GUSSA HAIN…..Swati , from onwards , any girl do chutiyapatni , in front of , uska BOLI lagenawala hain , like Monica Chopra …..Swati , this thing I learnt from TCS people , if u do something wrong thing , it will have larger impact ..reason, why this negative feedback and desperation on the part of everybody so that I must commit something wrong …..then only I will remember that thing …..Swati , in similar way , I made NC memorable for everybody , for the ist time Monica Chopra ka BOLI laga in CVS caremark , with Aneesh , who had given all the SMILEYs to me …Aneesh , u had disappointed me completely ….with ur attitude and behavior ….Anessh , when u eneded that , PJ of DAUD movie , I m really impressed with u….but , subsequently u lost somewhere , u need to rediscover urself ….i m highly professional in this regard , I cant cross , after certain limits ..reason , why I started with the Monica Chopra’s BOLI LAGANA with u on NC ….Aneesh , after u completed the PJ of DAUD , I m accepted only ur SOORY , did not mention about anybody else , who so ever said SOORY to me …but , u failed me subsequently ….what u did afterwards , send across those SMILEYs , then after gone to my dad for his help , defended somebody called Monica Chopra to the hilt , taken the hat of SHYAM etc....while, I m keep on warning u for ur behavior…..Aneesh , this is reason why , I m decided whenever u think of NC , u will think , Monica Chopra (in fact any girl) become RANDI starting with u …..Aneesh , with this KASIF is arrived at TCS ….now onwards , whatever happened , this will remain in the conscience of TCS people…..Aneesh , talking about my dad , without whom u cant act ….Aneesh , from the day one , my dad started looking for a girl for my marriage …his only concern , how she will behave with my brother and his wife… Aneesh, today my marriage complication happened because of this reason , since my dad cant found any suitable candidate , who will convince him in this respect …how she will behave with my brother and his wife…..Aneesh , for this reason he had , started with the girls from the college where my brother taught ..Aneesh , Pragaya is only girl from the college where my brother not taught , but she become more smarter by saying NO , with the advice of others ……Aneesh , this is reason why , my dad don’t have problem talking his own daughter ln law to anybody as KALANK to  RAND (feeling like widower) …..Aneesh , this is reason why , my dad don’t have problem , giving more importance to Leena or Shravan Dabi ahead of Santoshi , on the pretext of I had lots of problem with Santoshi ….Aneesh , did u remembered my dad’s comments on 9feb2011 , how he is distinguishing between his two sons ….Aneesh , my dad had one motto , let whatever happened my wife , must feel inferior towards others ….Aneesh , mere success ko kisi aur ki nazar nhai laga hain , its my dad’s only ….since , from very beginning when he is looking for a girl for me , my dad thinks how my wife will behave with my brother and others …..Aneesh , this is the only criteria for my dad , for selecting a girl for me as my life partner , nothing else …..Aneesh , while I appreciated u had ended that PJ sort of thing , I started looking towards u in highest esteem , u had again gone for the help of my dad …Aneesh , just tell me , why my wife will leave her professional career , and lead a life of housewife …..? the way , this SUI sort of thing planned for her , via Nirmala Sitaraman …..Aneesh, did I said any single word against my wife in last 4 years , since june2008….? Aneesh , did anywhere , in my mails  since june2008 ,  I said Santoshi is responsible for whatever happened ?......Aneesh , just give me one satisfactory answer , why my wife leave her professional career and lead life like housewife …..? since , my dad thinks, how she will behave with my brother and others in home …Aneesh, in restrospect , ur ready to clear my dad’s name from SHINGANI POCHA KAMA to OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI …..…. Aneesh , on this aspect somebody called bastard Lokesh Singh supporting …now , again u gone for help of same person…Aneesh , u had disappointed …..Aneesh , my wife wont leave her professional career ….Aneesh , if I become CEO of a company 10-20 year down the line ….then my wife also , become CEO (if not CEO , then vice president or chief technology officer) of a company , holding a more responsible position , not to have life of housewife …..Aneesh , certainly she will far more ahead of somebody called Vinita Singla , at that stage of her professional career ….the way she said by lowering her duppta , about ROTI sort of thing …..Aneesh , my wife wont be doing these sort of cheap acts after 10-20 years of professional career …..Swati , now talking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vijayendra_Ghatge ofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jhankaar_Beats ....best know as PARO’s husband ….Vijay Saikari in GAP discount project ….Swati , for past few weeks , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vijay_Mallya  , is in lots of trouble for kingfisher airline , most of the OIL companies refuse for oil and IATA had taken action against him on this regard ….Swati , Vijay is non other then my brother in law , in our project its Abhishek , who is sitting in front of Shravan Dabi , few days back ….Swati , this CONDOM of CHEENI KAM will lead to Abhishek my brother in law ….Swati , the way Shravan Dabi talked with me , on that family function day , he is certainly confident , I must do some mistake by NC comes , so that he will vindicated for the wrong thing he did …..Swati , as I said earlier , Shravan Dabi doesn’t understand IT manager mindset after working so long IT industry , how he will understand mindset of sales manager (here talking of myself )….Swati , the way , he talk with me , on the family function , I had took it as challenge …he made my resolve stronger …Swati , when I see , Vijendra look alike dancing , I understood , what Shravan Dabi wants to convey , by the time Vijendra comes , I must commit some mistake so that he will be vindicated …Swati , I thought of giving a clue over there , but how will I provide that , since I knows it’s the question everybody tracking out there …Swati , I thought best thing to do is , leave my JACKET , then after call everybody on the pretext of it ….Swati , I called Abhishek , Zeba , Aneesh , Shourabh , finally Nitish took the jacket ….Swati , I completed the JACKET phase , without committing a single mistake…...I think which ended on NC…..Swati , from now onwards , I don’t have problem anybody saying anything ….. Swati, ur able to draw parallel line in front of top leadership , in comparison to Leena …..Swati , 2 years back , during railway budget 2010 , Sachin scored 200 at GawiloR (Girdhar) against SA , its for Leena …..now , how things changed in 2 years , Sachin scored his 100th 100 on general budget day , playing in Bangladesh , its for u ….Swati , certainly this , REFUGEE sort of things gone via miles , with Sachin scoring in Bangladesh …since from here REFUGEE derived …. Sachin said in post interview that “ I m normal human being , I m not GOD “….probably pointing towards the below mail , where I said as screaming like Paresh Rawal or Ansari “ maine bhagwan nhai hoon “….Swati , now a days , Mamta Banerjee had created a bizarre situation , after the railway budget is presented …now nobody is sure , who is our railway minister or how far http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinesh_Trivedi , on how far he will continue as railway minister …..something similar were my condition out here in CVS caremark…. Swati , this thing also pointed towards the below mail of , Leena’s kuch jada hi ummed laga liya tha mere se …..Swati , this is what , everybody were showing EXCEL or talking CHENNAI sort of thing ..even related to , CITRIX sort of thing ……Swati , now coming to , major issue concerning everybody …Swati , if I wont reveal this thing in mail , there will be lots of , nerves going to move around in the office from Monday onwards …..on how I m going to behave on certain things …..Swati, this is reason why , I though of mentioning in my mails today …Swati , everybody were talking to HARISH and bread and butter ……Swati , now Shekhar is working with Suhashini and Niraj …..Swati , both things were pointed towards this below mail , where I started with Vinita Singla , who talk about bread and butter ….and there were mentioning of Rakesh Singh completing everything , with Sushini going next side of road ….Swati , my reading of situation is , now Rakesh Singh will arrive with slight different note …..now , evening snack will end from Monday , but the catch lies there , RAJ wont arrive next week ….since , Vinita Singla going to attach with , evening snacks not LAUNCH ……Swati , this is why , Niraj is working with Shekhar ..just to check , whether I m making correct judgement of JUMP like in respect to Vinita Singla …..Swati , let me total categorical about it,  Vinita Singla’s dignity is now in the hand of ICICI bank guys …..how they will behave …..on this way , I will react to it …… already , Monica Chopra become RANDI , jiska daily RATE lagne wala hain …she is Suraj Jha private limited ….Swati , I don’t understood , why Mohit Bhatnagar come on that day for Monica Chopra , he come with Suraj Jha’s message “ meri RAKHEWEl ek high class randi hain , uska dhang se chod na , nhai toh who mere se naraz ho jayegi …” Swati , in similar lines , Manisha become RANDI , uska bhi daily rate lagene wala hain …..she is , Sachin Private limited …..Swati , lets see who comes next …..Swati , I m forget to mention about our RANDI Tapaswini Nayak , jisne mera LUND chusa tha , like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky , who very openly said this thing to everybody ….Swati , this is why , LAPTOP become such a precious commodity …..Swati , I not seen such a characterless girl like , Tapaswini Nayak , who still doesn’t learn anything …she remains the same , the way she come to meet on evening snacks , for OTHELLO sort of thing …with I will expect , she will call me her home , for having sex……Tapaswini , u crossed that line last week, where I had respect towards u …..Tapaswini , what u told regarding our relationship to others , just look at me , how much I m talking to others on this  ….Tapaswini , ur  problem , mu kana pai kahaku kichi kahu nhai , just wait for sometime mu kana sabu kahuchi ….Swati , I m keeping everything out here this week …I will continue next week…

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