Corruption Test_TCS 30Oct2011

Swati, madam this weeks best of compliments came from Nilofer(Namarta lookalike) , she is at Alka’s seat on Friday , while I m having evening snacks with Harish and Vaibhav……Nilofer , signifying now VSS sort of thing locked , with I m talking to Pramod on same time related to VSS…while , everybody at team , talking of credentials of Shravan …..Swati , its Rajiv who alerted me about the VSS sort of thing , via his call during launch hour …..while I m having launch with Vishwa and others ….few days back , he said be positive about ur attitudes ,related to Deba and Leena , when we met at bus …signifying , Rajiv Khandelwal like condition were coming ur way very soon…..so, on Friday , when his call comes , my mind immediately goes to , what Arvind said , at least one test case need to be executed today…that’s ,how things evolved over there on Friday....Swati , I want to say something to my friend Rajiv , who said to remain positive in attitude …Rajiv , I m always positive in my approach , the reason why I m able to survive in Pakistan jail…...even prosper over here in Pakistan jail aka TCS ..with the jailor and his accompanied were gone for lots of hammering….Rajiv , being positive doesn’t mean ,that u don’t understand what sort of chutiyapanti going on at office or outside (talking of what’s going on at my household articheted by my dad , the latest being they told my landlord about my giving of extra money…Rajiv , my dad were very concerned about what sort of impression that I will have towards my landlord …but , he doesn’t think for a moment what sort of impression I will have towards Santoshi , while everybody at office misusing her name and her family members name repeatedly ….the way he said OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI)……Rajiv , if I don’t understood this sort of chutiyapanti and acted accordingly , my condition would have been something like u…..the way ur being used during my HCL days …….since , u don’t found anything wrong at that stage , while doing anything …u later realize , what’s the mistake u had done ….Rajiv , if I wouldn’t  have remain alerted , probably I could not have avoided , 9feb2011 encounter with my brother in law and 29april2011 encounter with my father in law outside the office premises ….which is not good for our relationship in long run…Rajiv , I hope u got my answer…Swati , everybody eagerly wants to know , whether I m aware of PJ sort of thing or not …if , I m aware its time to put in words …..there were lots of talk about house water being blocked , for which I had to complain…bomb found in Advani’s anti corruption yatra , in a drain ….   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deewaar_(2004_film).....here the jailor is , Kay Kay Menon , aka Nitin Kaushik , jisko Hindustani army ka goli lagi hain …PJ/PL  means pakistan Jail , towards whom Sapna madam repeatedly showing me , the reason why she is not able to face the situation out here now…..my character is that of , Rajan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arif_Zakaria), who stopped while other were escaping ….this is what light house sort thing , where Suvendu Panda given his marriage party….this what dubai , lighthouse sort thing of Madhvan (aka Ajay Sir at CVS caremark) in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_(2007_film) ….i will left to despair on that vigara night , just everybody looking at how much I will save Sridhar Sir and others at HCL , in sub conscious state ……Shravan is my close friend of childhood , just something Akshya Kumar of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mujhse_Shaadi_Karogi....who is so much concerned about me , so that he cant contain himself from telling me , WELCOME TO HELL , after I announced my marriage …….Swati , this is what Amrita and Shravan going to arrange outside party on 15august2011 , which was announced by Suraj Sir at India gate …..Swati , I want to say few words to Charu madam , the way she is showing his management school tricks at India gate….i want to say her , Charu madam if u read newspaper regularly then u will found much more tricks , then what u had shown at that place …..Charu madam , if u cant read newspaper regularly , consult any sales professional he will guide u on more such tricks ….Charu madam , point I want to make , its high time u come out of college …. ur no more in college nor we r in college ….Swati , here I  want to bring Lokesh Sir …Lokesh Sir ,now u understood IT professional mindset….if somebody at Charu Madam level,  talk of what she learnt at college were still the best tricks .. there is nothing she learnt at workplace , that she will share with her teammates , what the freshers out there think of it …..who were eager to learn something from them……Lokesh Sir , as ur eager to ask something like Salim ofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarfarosh ....”maine kabhi kisi ko nhai sikhiya , kisi ke uper isi liye sak karo , kyun ki who tumhara mazhab ka nhai hain …” something on similar lines “ I never told anybody to go against anybody since he is not of ur company ….” Lokesh Sir , am I talking right …Lokesh Sir , in similar lines should I ask u something …..”which TCS guys is wrongly implicated by HCL people , for which they will feel  something like Pakistani …..and create for me condition like Pakistani jail ….even , Shravan Dabi got good onsite oppturnity , after doing all the wrong things at HCL …..about his wife , she got punishment for doing something wrong at HCL(about which I gave clarification few days back)…its applicable to everybody ….Lokesh Sir , can u show me , one instance , where TCS people were got punishment ..for which they will feel like , Pakistani …”Lokesh Sir , u don’t know how IT industry works , here people were just looking for somebody like u , to hide their mistake and make dialogue like BATCHA YADAV …….because nobody out here believes in performance ….Swati , now coming another aspects of Shravan Dabi ….how much concern he had ….how nobody at HCL able to understand …how much potential had this guy , how nobody at HCL able to judge …which , TCS people able to judge immediately …..Swati , this formula one sort of thing(for which Ajay Maken was not invited ) ….Harveen’s helmet ….Harish , who able to say openly about bike races , now talking in choking voices while talking about it …its this BRFR sort of thing , Requirement Gathering means Girdhar….BRFR ends with me ….BR meanshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baazigar ..Ajay Sharma is Shravan Dabi and I m http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalip_Tahil.......  DT and DL…..i think , RBI sort of think were also same ashttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baazigar …..i had taken , his empire by fraud means ….something like , FR means http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farhan_Akhtar of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luck_By_Chance...this is what Shravan’s ExceL sort of thing …..Swati , I don’t have much to say on this , since everybody by now understood this point , where both of us stands , in terms of caliber and competence …..its not hidden in front of anybody ….i don’t want to comment much on this ….Swati , as per thinking goes , this would have came from , Sunand Sharma, once I m explaining to him …how to be proactive in office environment and other stuffs ….its taken out of context , and presented this way in front of me …probably , Sunand Sharma , what he did not understand at that point and now also , while making thing public ….i represent that way , for making his understanding clear , nothing more than that ….i m trying to explain him in layman’s language that’s all  , nothing more than that ……at the condition he is in at that stage , without knowing anything technically……Swati , Manish Sir did the right thing taking out all the FatheR(FR Farhan Akhtar) out of project ….Swati , I want to say , this much to Shravan’s dad “ the way till today , my dad doesn’t knows , how competent his son is…referring to his 29april2011 comment of OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI…..similarly , ur not aware of how much inefficient and incompetent ur son is …so its better , tell him to concentrate on improving the skills that he is lacking ….not to involve in this sort of mud slinging ..which will bring , lots of disrepute to himself and to family members as well ….what happened now , the way everybody talking him as forgery openly , with the same manager Ajay Sir at forefront , who is suppose to say as HAJI ….since , ur dealing with highly professional people out here , who knows their limitation very well”……Swati , this dialogue of bazzigar “ har kar jitne wale ko bazzigar kehte hain ….” , I had represented this thing slightly different way in april2011 mails related to Leena …..relating to OSCAR2010 , over there said substance over style …..i knows , nobody would have understood this point at that stage …..since , nobody understood anything , when I raise HELMET related to Harveen ….Swati , the strength of Shravan Dabi and Leena were gone in vain since , these were never theirs …..its I m , who united everybody(that’s , I mentioned in VINOD sort of reference on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanted_(2009_film) …. once , I lost revolutionary role , and on the path to enter the QUEUE of normal human being , everything gone over there …..Swati , how I knows about Mukesh Rishi related tohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurukshetra_(2008_film)..since , Sneha in AXA team were from kurukshetra …and most importantly , its http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prithviraj_Chavan who took over as maharashtra CM , just before I m suppose to start with CVS caremark project, in the movie Sanjay Dutt’s character is Prithvi …and , other thing , its Mukesh Ambani who repeatedly attacked by shiv sena for talking “ I M INDIAN during release of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Name_Is_Khan , last year....Shah Rukh Khan is in forefront for his campaign for Pakistani players inIPL ……and all other stuffs …..Swati , I must be Mukesh Rishi somewhere , since buck stops with me …..as per my thinking goes its Mukesh Rishi ofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garv:_Pride_and_Honour and Manish Sir as Kashi of that movie ……as per my thinking goes on …..i don’t know , how far I m correct……Swati , lets talk about Monica Chopra bit , something related to her also happened in office last week…..Swati , why I said Monica Chopra is suited for fashion shows and modeling that point everybody understand now ….as I m telling Deepender on Tuesday , in Ajay Sir’s words “ she is in the making of another forgery ….”…Swati, on Tuesday she is totally guarded off by , Anjani and Shekhar Gaur …they don’t let her for a moment alone …..Swati , if Monica Chopra cant handle this sort of tough situation , she can told affront I cant handle this much pressure , why she is wasting others time out there , the way Anjani and Shekhar Gaur were guarding here through out the day ….Swati , according to me , she is only comfortable in Shweta sort of act …the way she used to move comfortably in front of me , while team meeting goes on at Arvind’s seat ….and very next day , while I m discussing with Arvind ….she doesn’t need any Anjani or Shekhar Gaur to guarding off …but , while other circumstances comes , she needs the whole team to protect her ….Swati , apart from doing Shweta sort of act comfortably , she is fumbling in all other aspects …from doing ur clone act to , guarded off on Tuesday by Anjani and Shekhar Gaur ….Swati , after seeing Monica’s comfort zone doing Shweta sort of act , and fumbling in all other aspects (which is opposite for others , I think Monica needs few tips from her counterpart in team , to learn how to behave properly in office ……since , at the pace she is moving in front of me , if I will touch her …it will be termed as , I m doing clone act Shweta….but , nothing will be told to her , for fumbling repeatedly …..Swati , this is how things were moving at TCS)…..i thought office place is not meant for her , its fashion show and other sort of thing were meant for her ….since , what she is tracking somebody’s mazak is others privacy of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Om_Jai_Jagadish....  Monica , the way ur comfortable at doing Shweta sort of thing in front of everybody and fumbling in other aspects , needs Anjani and Shekhar Gaur to guard off ….shows , ur mindset and thinking , how comfortable ur handling ur beauty ….so try ur hand over there , where this is needed , why ur getting repeated humiliation over there …Swati , here I want to say something to Vishwa…he might be feeling low , the way I m using his forgery sort of remark ….Vishwa, there were no need for u to feel low on this , its not diverted towards u , its pointed towards Ajay Sir ….Vishwa , certainly Ajay Sir , doesn’t knows what sort of scrutiny he is facing , from we team mates to things were moving till American president Barak Odama ……this doesn’t shows him good light , to tell Shravan Dabi as forgery , since its for same guy , he is suppose to talk as HAJI ….only shows , how poor his judgmental skills as manager…Vishwa , this is one aspect ….other aspect , is very important(Vishwa before that let me tell , there were massive earthquake stuck everybody something like , turkey got massive earthquake on Sunday….i think TN will end with Y …Norway , where few days attack……and TY Turkey ….its related to KEY …..everybody got earthquack, once I did not attended office on Saturday …I understand where exactly KEY lies) ….what’s his contribution towards team building , while he is directly dealing with the situation out here …. Vishwa, lets talk slightly different way , few days back , I m compared my handling of situation with that of Ajay Sir …lets compare Ajay Sir’s action that with Sridhar Sir …..…Vishwa, why I did not fumble once , while dealing with this sort of tough situations ..while whole team were doing something against me ….Vishwa , among many reasons , one reason is Sridhar Sir and Sanjay …….this is where Sridhar Sir and Sanjay comes handy for me ….Sridhar Sir and Sanjay , exactly knows , where I m stuck , and guide me accordingly ….u can found numerous occasion since , may2010 , whenever I turn for their help ….they exactly knows , where I m stuck , guide accordingly ……Vishwa, this is reason why , I don’t fumble once , while dealing with so much tough situation out here ….Vishwa, best example is last week , I couldn’t understood how to proceed , so turn up for Sridhar Sir and Sanjay again …..i m constant in touch with then , through out the week, over how I m progressing …..see, the below mail of Sridhar Sir on Monday ….with his response , I though , I had done some good job out there …then through out the week , Sanjay is in contact , I will forward in separate mail ….Vishwa, being manager did Ajay Sir knows , exact strength and weakness of , incompetent and inefficient Shravan Dabi and DUMP SQIB Nitin Kaushik …..Vishwa , I m citing one example , where Ajay Sire could have make the difference , just like Sridhar Sir doing …..Vishwa , I referring to Ajay Sir’s citrix mail , after I wrote everybody misusing Sapna’s name , after that vigara episode …. Vishwa , on that day , I m suppose to leave at 6 o clock , but return to write a mail , by seeing the nervousness in the team …..i had given the clarification , I had seen Shravan gone for Ajay Sir’s help , how to proceed ….over there , Ajay Sir , could have handled the situation better out there , by understanding my mail properly …..but , he handled the situation bizzaerly , by sending the citrix mail…..Vishwa, I m telling this thing , for everybody’s understanding of the situation….where , Ajay Sir mishandles the situation …..not in favour of Shravan Dabi and against Ajay Sir ….. Vishwa, its not against u also , so don’t feel low again ….Vishwa , my point is , if ur also dealing with such serious situation , like Shravan doing (since november2010 to jun2011), u also need some sort of help from Ajay Sir or anybody who is manager out there …u cant do everything right on ur own ….Vishwa, that’s why I m keep on repeating rough handling of Ajay Sir out here ….Vishwa, when I m talking of , what Ajay Sir given to Shravan doesn’t mean , giving onsite or good profile …I m talking of good advice at key moments also ….that’s define difference between winner and loser …Vishwa , here also , Shravan got lots of hammering , not because of me …….but , because of CLONE ACT OF SWATI SINGLA …which could have been , avoided over there citrix sort of mail , if Ajay Sir cautioned him , by understanding the situation properly…..Vishwa, I hope u understood my point ….Swati , this is what related to Amit Kumar of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangaajal...the way he is staring his wife , while she is having her makeup right ..this is what Gandhri sort of thing …..every girl wants I must watch then , while having make up…or while having sex , with their husband….this what related to Preity Zinta being tracked …. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chori_Chori_Chupke_Chupke.....aajtak maine pet ke liye kama tit hi , aaj pet mughe kama kar dega ..similarly, this is what planned for me “till today , I paid to watch sex movies , now I m being paid to watch sex ….”Swati , I hope I goes inside QUEUE in time , and my profile will be downgraded further to normal human being ….the way , my profile downgraded from bhagwan via padma concept to LIAR …. Swati , did u had given the corruption test at TCS or not …on which platform u had given , myself and Zeba given on WINDOWs 7 , which is really fast…Swati , I m keeping everything out here this week , I will continue next week…..