Question Mark_TCS 15Jan2012

Swati, madam this weeks best of compliments come from Parimal Barua on Friday , he is at reception while I m entering office and said its earth quack sort of thing , when I gone via 392 bus to office…...Swati , finally food security bill got passed at TCS office I think , if not will coincide with the parliament , it will got clear in front of me ,  next week…Swati , TCS people still have no clue , how close I m following the plan , after I m revealed so much(i got to know from their reactions on last week)….I think after this week’s mail it will be clear in front of them …as I believe , things will come to change from next weeks onwards …...Swati , what I said related to u repeatedly , let there be another , conference call at the same conference hall where WELCOME TO HELL happened ..Swati , nobody taken that up ….but , used it very different way ….the way I said , HAVING SAID THAT , HERE ENTERS SWATI SINGLA ……Swati , the way , 18december2010 to 18december2011 were marked as year of RR …something similar is planned out here , 20jan2012 to 20jan2013 again year of RR…..Swati , as I believe JEANS phase is over by now …Swati , if u want my reaction to this , as this is the season of priority …..if I had any other option available to myself, then definitely I would have switched over there ….if I have to choose between, either I break everything since my marriage is shifted to 20jan2013 to remain silent and follow the plan ….then , I will choose to remain silent …Swati , give me any one option , apart from these two , then I wont behave as doctor of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101432/..... Swati , there is lots of misconception about me , I will do this or that …Swati , I m normal human being and behave as normal human being …Swati , Deepak had arrived as for this purpose , so as Jyoti is redefined , to check whether I m leaving u at the same condition or staying alongside u …Swati , i m staying as there is no other options available for me , the other option available is much worse condition for , its associating with Shravan Dabi and others , the reason why I m silent …..Swati , after choking me from all corners , if everybody thinks I had behaved as doctor in the movie then its wrong thinking line up for me …Swati , if I had more lucrative offers behind my name , then by leaving all those if I would have stand by u , then it would have termed as that way …Swati , as things move like this in TCS , let it be , I cant change the mindset of TCS people overnight …Swati , lets start the mail with , Aravind , the way he feels something Kabir Khan , for his chai with Aravind reference …Aravind, IT industry is moves likes this , something like APPLE sort of thing , which had been planned for me …..Aravind , the way ur feeling like Kabir Khan now , for that chai incident …Aarvind , I got my Kabir Khan episode , long time back in april2007 , when I had discussion with Sridhar Sir regarding my appraisal ….i never thought , one small discussion like this will change my life for ever , bring my life to such a situation , currently where I m now ….Aravind , when I objected to , Charu madam is talking of , what she learned at college days were still her best tricks , for this purpose only ….Aravind , this only shows , Charu madam till now , did not done anything serious stuff at leadership role or involved in serious grooming ….Aravind , if she would have done , then she never said , what she learned at college days were still her best tricks …..Aravind , the way , u will never say in future , what u learnt at college were ur best tricks….u had crossed a miles from then , and experienced , how having a CUP OF TEA , with somebody can change the things forever for u ….Swati , everybody must be surprised why I did not commit any mistake last week ….Swati , everybody must have anticipated at least once , I will fumble …Swati , this thing happened , since I m following the plan very closely ….Swati , everything were planned as if http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golmaal:_Fun_Unlimited..the way Anthony is , fell in the garden after everybody left him to despair …Swati , this is scene before , where Arshad Warshi said “ YEH TERE SE TAMEEZE SE BAAT KAR RAHA HAIN , AGAR BATMEEZI UPER UTTAR AAYA TOH KAHIN KA NHAI RAHEGA …..” Swati , when Shekhar Gaur shown to me via appraisal sort of thing , I understood he will do chutiyapanti at last ….so , I m prepared accordingly …Swati , when Shekhar taken me to NIRALA estate , I understood now the time had come for , Shekhar Gaur doing chutiyapanti , I m prepared accordingly , and declined the CHAI with KASIF ….and understood , why he bring me to KASIF , if I wont make correct decision with the instant of time , then I will regret it for my lifetime ….Swati , but the real thing comes on Wednesday ….Swati , on Wednesday , while I m having my breakfast , Charu madam comes across and sat at the Jyoti from RR team for her breakfast (Swati , one after another , persons start sitting at Jyoti from RR team seat for their RR….just before things going to start regarding to them …Swati , I m observing them very closely the reason why , I never fumble in this respect …..Swati , everybody thought , I don’t understood the meaning , let it be , I m also never mentioned about it before ….Swati , this is ist time I m mentioning , since I feels from now onwards things will change for betterment …not the type of RR that’s going on till now )…Swati , from there I thought , things will be difficult for me now , as Charu Madam going for RR ….Swati , from there I understood Batcha Yadav will give me tough times in the days ahead , and I become aggressive towards Vishal , as the days goes by he keep on committing more mistakes after getting lots of hammering …. Swati , Vishal will going to get lots more hammering , until RR related Charu madam completed …. Swati , from there I thought , now Murali sort of reference is haunting everybody …Swati , if I m not wrong, now Murali will be defined on me , via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munna_Bhai_M.B.B.S......i had taught everybody how to work ..Swati , this is why ZID is being repeated in front of repeatedly … and ist mail , I m replaced is related to Sudhir and Deepshikha ….Swati , there were lots of controversy surrounding to Salman Rushdie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie) visit to India , at this juncture for book he wrote some 25 years ago , THE SATANIC VERSES ..he come and gone India many times , after that..….Swati , Charu madam itne jaldi apna position change kar lenge , mughe pata nhai tha …kahan gaya , who CHINAGATE mission , kahan se aa gaya Rama Pathy as Munna/Murali … Swati , really everybody at TCS were more faster then me , in changing their position ….which I did not done in my entire career …Swati , now coming to Aneesh , why I did not gone by him on Friday ….Aneesh , I m talking to stop doing SHYAM sort of trick from may2011 right , when I started CHAI WITH ARVIND …Aneesh , still ur doing that sort act ….Aneesh , only thing u did right is , u checked it early whether I m trusting u or not , rather then staying in denial like our original SHYAM aka Shravan Dabi , I did not got to know anything ….Aneesh , ur doing something like , as SHYAM uncle lost money …while few , people were playing cards , he got lured over there of making fast money , eventually lost all his money ….Aneesh , this is what planned for SHYAM , which ur doing now ….Aneesh , Lokesh Sir forgotten all his sales skills that he taught me or on which he trained me ….Aneesh , just ask Lokesh Sir , how many SHYAM he had met regularly on daily basis , during his sales days… Aneesh, while doing something like this , don’t forget about my background , I m a sales professional by background …Aneesh , just citing u one simple example , so that ur understanding will be clear , why this SHYAM wont have any effect on me ……Aneesh , when u alongside few friends , were talking outside the office premises , a sales professional approaches u(for credit cards or any product) , will ur friends support u or the sales professional ….even if ur friends , don’t know anything about the product , they will start talking as if they know everything, in front of the sales professional …so Aneesh , now imagine , how many SHYAM’s I had met ,during my sales career from 2000-2002 ….. Aneesh , this is why this SHYAM sort technique had little impact on me ….Aneesh , due to ur misunderstanding of situation , the way u keep on sending me one after another smileys (by talking ur situation is going to be much worse now), Ajay Sir got lots of hammering …..Aneesh , few days back , I m tried to warn u , via Monica Chopra , still u did not understood my point ..Swati, this is why, Raman is so important for team building ..while , doing everything , Aneesh did not understood , why I m using abusive language against everybody , while talking with him ….Raman , do u need any better example then , Aneesh , to understand ur steps ….Swati , one of the good things come from Shekhar Gaur on Thursday , even though he is in forefront while doing all the chutiyapanti ….but , I found worthy enough to mention in my mails ….Swati , Shekar said post launch on thurday “ if I would have at ur place , I wont have stayed so long , after knowing everything …I m very short tempered person”…well , Shekhar , this is exactly reason why , I m being told to leave the revolutionary role ..certainly nobody can contain himself , while listening openly as BETICHOD or BEHENCHOD …Shekher , just let me know , what I can do at this juncture , while the person at the helm of the affair is non other then my dad ….Shekhar , from june2008 to sept2009 , he taken his time , and conclude that ….i must have sex with my mother in law and become BETICHOD …I must love my wife as BETI , Shekhar the irony is , I got to know this on nov2010 once I reached at TCS CVS caremark office …Shekhar , if I become short tempered also , just let me on whom I will got angry(at home my sister is ready to get angry with my dad with my slightest hint of getting angry ..and at office all the SAMJHADAR people over there , starting from Ajay Sir to teammates , who feel I cant understand anything…..what’s going on at TCS office) …since , whatever I write against my dad , that makes little impact on anybody …with Manish Sir , again showing faith on my dad , the way SHUST MUGREE were comes across via my household ….Swati , now coming to drawing of Marutitus map , which is at inconclusive state…Swati , lets start with Pankaj Kapur aka Himmat Mehandi aka Shravan Dabi …it will comes from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maqbool  ….here Irfan Khan and Sridhar is myself as per my thinking goes on …Swati , this another Shakespeare novel , in one way another aspect of NEHA in our team …Swati , now coming to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishqiya .......here Vidya is Shravan Dabi and ADIL HUSSAIN (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1300009/) is Sridhar Sir …Sridhar Sir tried to kill him like this ..Swati , ADIL used to client in MISYS project ..Swati , this is what client sort of thing everybody referring at office …..Swati , now coming to something else …Swati , by now Itti Kapoor had not arrived , who said “ Livinder sari ladkiyon ko le gaya ..” which I m used to hilt , from the day asking to Neha , kia tukka mar rahe the woh…Swati , with whom I put lock in recon with Raman , when he asked for the steps ..Swati , Itti Kapoor will come fromhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286724/.. ITTIHAAS movie of Twinkle Khanna , in this movie Twinkle Khanna is Naina , from here things will move to Naina Roy of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wednesday!... From here comes electric baba…..Swati , in the movie , ITIHAAS , Ajay is Karan and Raj Babbar is Thakur Digvijay Singh ….the way , Balwant used to bring girls from him and later left them out …something similar everybody wants here …Swati , but there is a slight catch out here ….Swati , here enters Vishwa … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vishwatma..whats shown me in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_2... so that , i will reveal thing related to Vishwa and his forgery comments ..Swati , TCS people giving up their girl friends and wives and daughter  virginity to me , in exchange wants that printing plates from which , they will create hundreds of revolutionaries …..Swati , here the printing plates were myself ….Swati , I don’t know, how I will give it to then ..Swati, can u throw some lights on this matter ..since ur exactly at same position , where I m used during my HCL days….Swati , now coming to something else ..this IG sort of thing , GandharI …Swati , here duradhan is me and Krishan is Shantanu Sir ..if he would have wished , everything would have stopped , but he started this kurukhehtra via me …Swati , this is what currently going on , according to my dad and Loeksh Sir the kurukhetra war of , pandavs vs kauravs ….Swati , while I left the revolution role , whats the problem with Lokesh Sir and others releasing me now , that’s I cant understand … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahabharat_(TV_series)....Swati , herehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puneet_Issar is me and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pankaj_Dheer is Shravan Dabi aka Karan ….Swati , Rishab in our project for Shantanu Sir , its come from this serial ..Swati , from here things move to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border......  SUBEDAR RATAN SINGH …….Swati , TCS chairman Ratan Tata comes from this movie as me …the way , Ratan Singh’s parents written to him , by saying “ tum desh ke sewa karke acha kaam kar rahe ho , lekin tumhara kuch pharj apne budhe maa baap ke liye bhi hain …” Swati , while I left the revolution role for more then one years ,what’s stopped my dad from normalizing the things …the way , he again delayed everything for one more year…Swati , from RANA to RATAN which one I will take into consideration , from my fathers point of view , I don’t understand ….Swati , if my dad feels like Ratan Singh’s dad , then did he able to say OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI ….or he would able to delay my marriage to jan2013 …..Swati , I knows this person, he knows all the delaying tricks still nobody will tell him a single words ….certainly very few people had this …Swati , this year RATAN KA RISHTA u must have seen in NDTV IMAGINE…its for this purpose …Swati , this is what BHAIRON BABA sort of thing going on ….Swati , BSF of thing also leads over here , the way Sunil were taken after his suhagraat …something similar were , according to my dad , this Jaswant Singh sort of thing…….Swati , this is reason why , my dad wants , I must accept this BATCHA …Swati , from here lets go to something else related VISHWA , that printing plates sort of thing ….Swati , it will come from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290429/.. With Shravan Dabi as Vijay aka Akshaya Kumar , Amit Taheem in our project , is Karan aka Pankaj Dheer….Swati , this movie revolve around printing plates of notes …VISHNU also comes from this movie as cop in bangalore police …Swati , this is another aspect of RESHMA’s goli mar dete …while firing in Bangalore streets , Vishnu caught both Akshya and Pankaj ….Swati , now coming to Jassica Lal sort of thing …. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jessica_Lal....Swati , Jessica Lal is non other then Shravan Dabi , Sridhar Sir did not gave him job , something like Jessica Lal is murdered for now giving a drink ……Swati , this is why waiter of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun_Hota_Toh_Kya_Hota , this movie planned for me ….am I talking right , Harveen ……Swati , this is why, Harveen led from the front on this , Bhanu Pratap sort of thing …..Swati , by now , Anirudh had not come , who had sat on my seat ….while RR going on , who gave promotion party also , during which I m disassociated from Bala …Swati , Anirudh will come from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandit_Queen....he is BABU GUJJAR ...Swati , it’s the last scene of the movie targeted …while , looking after Phoolan Devi , the person who is enemy of Phoolan Devi , he is making lots of abusive language against her …Swati , when Shekhar Gaur comes into our project , that phase of abusive language started …Swati , this is why , Shekhar is showing me , lots of non veg jokes , pointing towards that scene of Bandit Queen movie ….Swati ,by that time , I knows everything , with rough handling of Shravan Dabi and Nitin Kaushik , in addition to Samjhadari of Ajay Sir ….Swati, from here things will move to Seema Biswas ofhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ek_Hasina_Thi  ……here Saif Ali Khan aka Karan Rathod is me and Urmila is Shravan Dabi ….Swati , I m being chained like this , getting bitten by RAT for this purpose ..Swati , this is what GLASS sort of thing , going on at TCS ….Swati , I m keeping everything over here , I will continue this on my next mail ….Swati , this is what , CEC Querishi’s order related to cover up Mayawati’s statues …..Swati , I thinks , I m on right direction ….