Friday, 8 November 2013

Jumping With Swati Singla_TCS 1Jan2012

Swati , madam this weeks best of compliments came from Sandeep Bhatti and Reshma lookalike on Tuesday ….they were at same place during launch , from where CHAI WITH ARVIND starts, telling if Shravan Dabi made similar mistake in TCS , what he done at HCL and subsequently made lots of noise , usse goli mar dete  …Swati , I want to bring into notice , what’s so significant about , Tuesday’s launch when both CHOLE BHATURE and PANEER going together ….Swati , what happened on Tuesday’s launch , is exactly that’s not happening before , just to check whether I m aware of the things or not ….Swati , forget about checking these way , earlier if I m admitting , aware of the plans , nobody will believe in me , starting from Ajay Sir to teammates …Swati , most notable example is , thing did not changed after ur clone act also , till I replaced the line related to Manish Sir , JAHAN SE HUM KHADE HOTE HAIN to TUMHE AGAR BADHNA HAIN TOH…..Swati , why I m giving more significant to Tuesday’s happening during launch , since I never disclosed thehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sangharsh_(1999_film) related to CBI , I m deliberately missing out that for last few weeks , in my mails …..once , I saw desperation on part of everybody , I must associate with Monica Chopra , via behenchod sort of thing , I disclosed that thing ….but , very next day , during launch , things were put across me to make the correct decision ….Swati , this must be tried , in regular interval, if u want PIYUSH to remain intact …otherwise , everybody bring as PIYUSH , but in contrast earthquake will struck everybody , with Parimal Barua in forefront….. Swati, now coming to that , GOLI MAR DETE of Reshma …..Swati , how Monica Chopra going to take me inside the washroom, for asking question related to JOB   “ aisi kia baat hain usse maine , jo aapne usko JOB de diya ….” Swati , its something like Sanjay Dutt and Arshad Warshi doing in the ist scene of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munna_Bhai_M.B.B.S. , over there Arshad Warshi shooting in the public for capturing the guy for http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0154222/  ..last year , there were lots of debates onhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sant_Singh_Chatwal  getting padma awards ......  Monica am I talking right(Swati , this thing is checked by many people at many occasion , last one checked by Zeba during the FISH meet with Jyoti on Thursday , whether I m following her or not)….Swati , Monica would have asked something else also , since the JOB related question is for Sridhar Sir not me …..Swati , then what Monica would have asked me ….Swati , Monica would have asked me , what she used refer few days back related to ZIMBRA mails ” ur going to face lots of trouble due to this …why ru not complaining about this ?” …..Swati , Monica would have asked something like Bomma Irani asked to Swami http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2205639/ “ Swami tumhe pata , tum humesha kyun 2nd ate ho , kyun ki Munna humesha cheat karke ist aja tain …” Swati , this is what Monica going to explain to me , how I remain behind , while  Sridhar Sir and other surged ahead of me in HCL …..Swati , this is why Salman Khurseed is in forefront as law minister  for the government ….while debating on lokpal bill in parliament its , Narayan Swami is in forefront ……Swati , Monica will do all these things , later I will save her like , I saved from Rashmi Pratap…..Swati , this sort of planning happened , as everybody gone by my samjhadari concept of Ajay Sir ….Swati , on Friday while discussing with , Aneesh related to Monica Chopra , he agitated why I m representing Monica Chopra like this way …..Aneesh , I want to respond to that ….so that ur understanding will be clear , why I m talking Saroj Dabi and Monica Chopra were nuclear hazards ….Aneesh , don’t go by larger then life image of these personalities or the clout of their  husbands ..just go by the facts , what they were doing at that stage ….Aneesh , what Saroj Dabi doing at HCL , she is having launch in similar fashion of Subha Sathpathy , she wants I must acknowledge ..i did, forwarded to top leadership during Naveen’s farewell ….Aneesh , how I will behave , that Saroj Dabi cant decide , it will be decided by me, u will agree upon …she wants , I must acknowledge her launch mimicry for Subha Sathpathy , that I did …but , when I talk about that , its become problem for Shravan Dabi …something similar were SAMOSA incident ..she did purposefully , in front of everybody during Amit Katiyar’s farewell , so that everybody know her association with Subha Sathpathy , once everybody know about it  and acted suitably its become CHINA GATE incident for Shravan Dabi and TCS people out here …. Aneesh , let us know what  need to be done in this scenario?.....Aneesh , something similar were Monica Chopra case out here ….. Aneesh, just tell me one single thing , that Monica Chopra did constructively since her joining in CVS caremark(apart from the planning )……after that I wont have reciprocated , then u would have said in same vain , I m  unfair to Monica Chopra ….very ist week she fumbled on CLONE ACT …once , I m talking her as forgery in making , by referring to her dealing with tough  situation , did she changed her position ….while we r in canteen she is talking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere_Brother_Ki_Dulhan ...... after long leave she return on 20 december , her answer is “ I m on leave due to illness of my sister in law ….” Aneesh , what I told u related to Shilpa Shukla , is exactly what Monica Chopra told to me …..if u feel , I m unfair in comparison ,then let me know , how u would have handled the situation better way …Aneesh , what she is saying, by comparing herself to lady conductor in actuality she is rectifying her mistake, while doing the clone act ….she is not doing any favor to me ….Aneesh , just stay in reality and tell me , one single positive thing , that’s planned on behalf of Monica Chopra or after the change of plan also she is doing one single thing correctly…..then after , u will say me , I m not reciprocating properly …Aneesh , everybody were doing bit of deception , that’s fine , but they were also doing some good things simultaneously…most importantly , Shekar Gaur , he tried to deceive me on Thursday evening , that’s fine (this will be termed as one of incident)…but , on may occasion he shows me right direction also …..this reminds me to keep alert every time , just don’t put faith on anybody blindly …..but Aneesh , let me know what is the good thing that Monica Chopra doing for which I will reciprocate….just show me one instance ….at this stage , if i will met her , I will termed as doing CLONE act , by associating her with BEHENCHOD …….if I am talk with u, Shilpa Shukla had sex with her brother , u agitate ….just let me know , what I will do ? ….. Aneesh , this is reason why , I said Saroj Dabi and Monica Chopra were potential nuclear hazards , if u tell what they were exactly doing, everybody start agitating …....their feeling is , they can over came anything they do at office place , with the backing of their husbands ……..Aneesh , in plain words “ maine isse tarah ki ladkiyon ki mun nhai lagna chahta …..” Swati , now coming to Ajay Sir , I think everybody aware of my using abusive language towards him …Swati , at the end , Ajay Sir may came out as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Company_(film) movie by saying , I don’t mind whatever I said regarding him ….Swati , I don’t want that from him ….Swati , I m already had loads of appreciation from many people …one , Ajay Sir did not appreciate it wont make any difference to me , after all his samjhadari brand …Swati , I want , Ajay Sir must remain testimonial to all those , who tomorrow while planning Godzilla 2  say “ why this guy did not said anything against Ajay Saigal , since Ajay Saigal had not done anything good to him….lets give him VIGARA , so that he will tell the truth …why , he did not abuse Ajay Saigal….” Swati , I m explaining to Ajay Sir in his own language , since he did not buy respectability theory towards Sridhar Sir , while taking ownership of HAJI for Shravan Dabi …..Swati , let everybody know , how I m hammered Ajay Sir , so that nobody at his level had this doubt , while planning GODZILLA 2 …..Swati , in the next few months , till the time PLAN going to shown to me , Ajay Sir going to hammered more severely, its for sure … Swati , now talk about my in laws , how they were feeling ….Swati , their were feeling something like , Lalatendu Bagh’s parents said , when they visited college “ don’t touch our feets ,  we don’t deserve  it ….” Swati , my in laws were feeling something like this … Swati , I want to respond this aspect today …Swati , this is natural reaction from their parents , when their kids were being in distress due to their own mistakes , this doesn’t mean u will plan something like Bhaskar Padhy….Swati , this will be clarified with lots of interaction …Swati , I m not allowed to know anything about Santoshi or her family members from june2008 to november2010 , until i reached at TCS office ….so , how I will react , on what they were feeling ….Swati , once I got to know their concern , I acted suitably…from preventing my encounter with my brother in law/father in law outside the office to disassociating Santoshi from Shravan Dabi, with Megha launched again/Jyoti redefined again via u …..Swati , my in laws were not heartless person like my dad , who said on 29april2011 , OIL OVERFLOW HELE GADI START HEBA NHAI…..Swati , very few people like my dad , can talk like this on 29 april2011 ….Swati , its came from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)...... the way , BENTELY car started with , exclusive voice command of YURI the boxer (who said , if u want to defeat me , then u had to kill me), something similar in my case …..everything , got stuck with , Shravan Dabi’s voice command ….which he released on Friday to Saumay’s allocation sheet , on the day we both had PARATHA outside office ….Swati , in one sense , Shravan’s voice got locked, on that day …the chairman of AIRVOCIE company and Sanjay of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghajini_(2008_film) is non other then , Shravan Dabi ,with Kalpana as Leena and Saroj Dabi ….Swati in the movie , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sholay , what , Sanjeev Kumar said “ Loha lohe ko kat ta hain ….” Something similar planned out here by , Lokesh Sir …..since he believes , Sridhar Sir and others made dinosaur(its me) on this movie  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_(film) , via blood of mosquito …so , Lokesh Sir madehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(1998_film) its Shravan Dabi , with the nuclear wastes of HCL and given the exclusive voice command to him …..Swati , this is why , Sanjeev gave his citrix password as ABCD1234 …to give more confidence , during those times , Sanjeev Bhatt is in trouble for gujurat riots , and his wife Shweta making lots appeal at Chidambaram…..Swati , let me know , if m wrong somewhere ….Swati , this is what basement sort of thing going on for long time ….Swati , I m deliberately not talking about it , until Shravan Dabi openly talk about it locking it , the way he told to Saumya  Friday ….Swati , why I m so cautious on my approach , in revealing everything ….Swati , I had seen , how Sridhar Sir and others surrenders at Shravan Dabi ,the way Lokesh Singh planned the things , by giving everything to Shravan Dabi …Swati , Draupadi is non other then Sridhar Sir , jinka chir haran ho raha hain , yahan TCS par …by , Shravan Dabi aka Karan , since he said in HCL “ Shravan Dabi did not require job , and gave NOC to me ….” Swati , here BHISMA is me , from here Mukesh Ambani is derived as me …..i had to witness everything out here ….Swati , the BED reference everybody talking ..over there , Bhaskar Padhy is me , after having sex with Debasmita ….and Dhirubhai Ambani is Shravan Dabi from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_(2007_film), Sujata Bhardwaj is Saroj Dabi …..the way , Abhishek Bachchan put all his , belongings at IAS officer who locked the cotton exchange (I think exchange rate flucation derived from this cotton exchange reference) ….. something similarly , Shravan Dabi is doing out here , he is putting all the nuclear hazards of HCL at HCL premises , so that they will release the locks on then put via Subha Sathpathy …..Swati , did I require to mention more on this ….Swati , I m keeping everything this week over here …I will continue in my next mail ....Swati , there were lots of debates on which mail , I will replace this week …..lets see , how far I m correct ….Swati , Anna Hazare lost his popular support on lokpal  bill in his latest fast in Mumbai ….Swati , Mamta Banerjee backtracks at last moments in lokpal bill on rajya sabha ….other stuffs , like Indian team loosing in Australia …..Swati , I think HR will come via this way and this is what Sumit Mehra lookalike doing in our project.…..Swati , everybody wants to see, whether I m behaving as Shravan Dabi or not ….the way , I said related to him “ khali dimag saitan ka dimag hota hain ….” For his call during the rajnigandha ….the ,matter of fact is , Rajnikant is supporting the Anna Hazare ani corruption rally in Mumbai ….Swati , everybody seeing , how I m prioritizing the things , that I mentioned in the below mail related to Ajay Sir ….

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