Chat or Juice : Its Tough Choice_TCS 22July2012

Swati , madam lets continue where we used to start our mails , in the last few weeks , SAHI BADLA LIYA TAKLE NE …..Swati , as I m termed my last mail as ALKA MAUSI’S RATINGS_TCS ,somebody named http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alka_Lamba , thrown out of NCW for her involvement related to assam molestation case …..she had declared the identity of the victim in public….there were lots of hue and cry over declaring the identity of the girl , even assam CM Tarun Gogoi also in trouble due to declaring the identity of her ..clearly , talking of , finding the identity of PHOTO is planned as RATING sort of thing (come to it bit later finding the identity of PHOTO)…..Swati , it clearly shows , rating mail is due for this week , not as mentioned by me in last mail….Swati , Sonia talk to LOKESH from UAE , on the killing of Indian fisherman in UAE borders by US navy ….Swati , this clearly shows , TAKLA and bastrad Lokesh Singh feels , I will BARK on this mail, by showing small EGO , just like Maruthi Potti did after the chennai location mail….while Jaswant Singh files his nomination papers against Hamid Ansari this week ….So , its cautioned me , just be careful ANSARI like conditions were coming very nearer to u ….the way things were planned out here….Swati , as LA getting redefined as LOPA , so LA as AnalyticaL skills restored ……while in CERN experiment , a new particle got confirmed as HIGGS BOSON http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson , 50 years after it was found by british scientist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Higgs ..... as its decided not to go inside the HCL matters , so it will start from the day , when I left HCL on 18aug2008…it will start from the day , when  Santoshi’s parents called me up , this famous VT experience related to BULU ….from which comes , this HELPER reference ….so ,everybody were diverting towards , that night SMS related my sister’s son , when this Bastard Viveknand Padhy(from CSC) erupted for the ist time….i m SMSed related to SAI “ everybody scarifies something on revolution , let my sister gave the sacrifice of her son…” Swati , there were every chance of going backwards , to the Randip Singh’s funeral like last time , while talking of fingering Lilly during my grand father’s funeral ….. Swati , this is reason why , I m being cautioned by KID being kidnapped from VT railway station in Mumbai , which is recovered from HARIDWAR ….and later ,kid being kidnapped from AJMER railway station ….so , its being cautioned me repeatedly , there were every chance of behaving as TAKLA behaving at railway station while touching the feet…Swati , from that SMS related to SAI , it will come LA as LOPA , how well she managed the things while her fathers funeral …..and my brother in law is associating that comment , via auto driver aka Upender of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandni_Bar.......when Anima talk of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajesh_Khanna’sdeath on 18july , correlating with DARA SINGH of gopalpur visit , I understood there is some trap out there …since , she is over here to show me the way , how to play with TAKLA …..even, Shekhar Gupta also talking to , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viswanathan_Anand , look towards ANIMA madam , who will show u the way …Swati , now coming to KEY sort of thing related to RAJ …..which , remained inconclusive last week …I had just avoided REJECT ANALYSIS , but RAJ means something else what I understood …it will come from Shekhar Gaur’s DHAKA sort of thing …..Swati , as the things evolved , I got to know the reason why Shekhar taken up the Batcha Yadav reference …as I m related his DHAKA comment while comparing him as Batcha Yadav , in the mail Namrata_TCS mail ….saying how people in IT industry did not become managers , by taking hardcore criticism , in comparison to sales industry….and , Shekhar anchored the RAJ sort of thing through out …..now as TAKLA had given the KEY related to RAJ , time had come talk of RAJ , from where it will come from …and as TAKLA is talking of find out the identity of PHOTO(about which I mentioned in earlier part of mail)....as , my wife become RAJ , now how u will disassociate from it ….it will come from the ONE RUPEE of sister ….  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aamdani_Atthani_KharchaRupaiyaa ..... my wife is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketki_Dave aka VIMLA .....while traveling in BUS , somebody put DHAKA to ISHA KHOPIKHAR , over there VIMLA aka KETKI said “usko na thoda LADIES TOUCH ki jarurat hain ….” Now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumar_Ketkarcoming in many discussions for this purpose …..Swati , so my wife giving me LADIES TOUCH via RAJ sort thing….Swati , my response to TAKLA and BASTRAD Lokesh Singh’s latest move of LADIES TOUCH is “ whatever u do , the basics remained intact …..like until u do something wrong , nobody can touch u …and , while revealing anything just be careful , talk that much till the time u able to manage the situation  ….its the implementation part vary from situation to situation …” Swati , this point TALKA and BASTARD Lokesh Singh forget while planning BHAGWAN from PADMA concept , its their fault , but I m consistently following those basic things , reason why COLD DRINK never over flown while opening (means , if I will tell , all my past life like earlier cases , Anima is ready to publish everything to outside)…..Swati , the way SHYAM wants to take money is illegal yesterday its illegal today …….nobody never heard of doing anything on good intention part , the way , Shyam being planned …reason why , SHYAM or JAI failed miserably , its not INTENTIONS that matter in real life , its what u did that matter…..…..Swati , about my wife , she is giving the LADIES TOUCH as a high quality professional in this regard ….but , she must remember with whom , she is interacting with ….the type of embarrassing situations she wants to create for me , so that TAKLA’s hand got strengthened , if Anima will tell anything outside deliberately….to repeat my call to LOPA or that night’s heated discussion between Sneha and Shasank , when I m intervened as “tempers running high…..”Swati , one of the funny things I m found out in my wife , the way she is defending characterless RANDI Monica Chopra and her behavior….Swati , as Anima is keep on talking of how our marriage is conducted on our GURUji …I think , BASTARD Lokesh Singh is planned something like RANDI Monica Chopra for her in near future , the reason why , Anima did not found anything wrong in her action ….as from the ist day she is insisting on RAMU KAKA nick name sort of thing ….Swati , we had not talk of BILL CLINTON as Sridhar Sir ….Swati , I being seen by IT professional as , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky , made revolutionary by BILL CLINTON …Swati , I don’t need to require add more on this ….Swati ,if anybody did not found , anything wrong in the actions of RANDI Monica Chopra , will got lots of hammering from me ..so , please don’t express those things in front of me , keep them inside urself…so , Anima be careful while talking anything related to RANDI Monica Chopra , whom I m considering as nuclear wastage…if u had lots of sympathy towards RADNI Monica Chopra keep them inside u , don’t try to be part of my life ….Swati , as Anima madam comes up with lots of LADOO’s , she might want to convey the RANDI Monica Chopra aka Shilpa Shukla’s statement ,after KOMAL ARORA’s LADOO’s got down “sari ladhi ushi waqt nhai karte , kuch baad ke liye bache ke rakhte hain ….”in the movie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chak_De!_India …… So , Anima madam is bringing those BAKI KI LADHI to forefront…...Swati , there might be assumption on the part of TAKLA and BASTRAD Lokesh Singh , once I made Monica Chopra as RANDI , I wont tell anybody else RANDI by making her visiting card sort of thing , I think this misconception would have cleared with the promotion of Charu from forgery to RANDI…..Swati , RANDI Monica Chopra now wants to sleep with Niraj , via that rating sort of thing …as this will be come across this week ….Swati , there is rift between congress and NCP, over maharashtra CM asking for report on (AJIT) PAWAR’s irrigation ministry , on this Praful Patel commented very severely….so , what AJIT did last week ….he is asking to choose between , the CHAT related to Namrta or JUICE/LASSI related to  Farida jalal ….even , Barak Odama also commented on RETAIL FDI sort of thing related to our PM as underachiever , after last weeks mail…..everybody were commented on this statement of Barak Odama ….coincidently , the JUICE shop is near to where the break up with PRAGYA happened …. So , how our Anima madam become Farida Jalal means Faridabad of TCS noida III ..it will come from , Jayalalita backing Purno Sangma ……it will come from this movie  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabhi_Khushi_Kabhie_Gham ..over there what JAYA said to Farida while Rahul going to London by telling “ mere bete ke saath ja , who jahan bhi rahe usko who sare khushiyan dena ….kabhi usko maa ki kami meshush hone mat dena …” Swati , this is what our Anima madam going to do in the mean time …..lets ,see how things were moving from here onwards …..Swati , this is what my idea is , while talking related to u , in AFTK error in RXCLAIM ….by saying , let there be another conference call in the same conference room , where this WELCOME TO HELL , in front of managers , over there Shravan will explain why Swati Singla will move to Sunil Sir’s team …then , Sunil Sir , will facilitate working with Alka and Yasmine… Swati , from where GAS episode started , over there started our Anima madam’s BHOPAL GAS tragedy ….Swati , same idea also behind starting of FACEBOOK PHOTO uploading , over there everybody congratulating over my marriage….Swati , last week there were , unexpected announcement of India Pakistan series in december , while India England series going on …over there , England will go for home for short duration , in between this series planned …Swati , this is what I m talking of AFTK ERROR IN RXCLAIM , taking my suggestions is something , to accommodate another series for BCCI , while so many things were planned in advance …Swati , now coming to TAKLA …he is talking of , the way u understood , ANJAN SHRIVASTAV sort of thing , so early ….now talk of difference between MUSA and Career Launcher ….(Mr Majid Menon , is there for Prabhat Menon for various discussions , from whom career launcher is derived and got lots of importance)….earlier , its WINDOW sort of thing planned , for DEEPSHIKHA …now its MUSA  or TOM ALTER of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parinda movie ..(PURNO SANGAMA reference of JAYA )....the way , he said to Nana Patekar “Anil Kapoor killed his man , without directly talking about his name , since he committed not to reveal his name …” Swati , in the earlier planning , Nana Patekar is Sridhar Sir ….Sridhar Sir killed both Shravan Dabi and me , the way , Nana Patekar killed Anil Kapoor(aka Karan is Shravan Dabi) and Madhuri Dixit (aka PARO is me) while they were on the bed of ist night …Swati , this is what MACHIS BOX were planned earlier …..the conversation between , Nana Patekar aka ANNA  and Tom Alter aka MUSA takes place at the petrol pump , as per my thinking ….Swati , this week’s mail being seen as , whether I m showing any EGO like in the , Maruthi Potti’s EGO or not, while starting WELCOME TO HELL concept related to marriage …Swati , there were lots of disturbance at MARUTI’s ManesaR (from which MR is derived) plant ……last week employees over there , attacked managers out there , the situation is still tense out there ….Swati , the comment I made related to Leena , a PILOT cant fly a plane alone , he needs the support of many people like copilots and DGCA official at the airport , who were there to show the way …Maruthi Potti , were doing something like , DGCA official at airport ….Swati , last week , DGCA had been sacked unceremoniously….there were allegations , he had been sacked for , tough stand against PILOT’s strike and Vijay Mallay’s kingfishers…..Swati , anyway my interaction with others is limited , so I cant comment much on this …I can comment , on whatever I see in national headlines ….Swati , today Pranad Mukherjee become 13^th president elect for republic of India , Swati something similar were for me , as per my thinking …..i m being relived from Shravan Dabi , so as my father in law …since , Pranab Mukherjee had compared her daughter to Santoshi …. Swati , with this Leena aka Pratibha gone inside QUEUE ….Swati , we had still not discussed about the P.hD sort of thing , related to bastard Ganesh at our college , when I visited …Swati , it will come from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaspal_Bhatti’s popular show http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flop_Show ... Swati , here enters the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivek_Shauq , whose mobile is in laboratory in the movie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aitraaz ...now Anima madam , changed the definition of mobile , from VIVEK to herself ….in the serial of FLOP SHOW , how VIVEK got his P.hD , by working at the house of , his professor for more than year …Swati , my revolution role were seen by everybody IT something like Vivek got P.hD degree in the FLOP SHOW…Swati , on this my father and Lokesh Singh also agreeing upon , while planning BHAGWAN from PADAM concept…Swati , now its some other series targeted for u , now this one …..Swati , this is what renovation going at our household …Swati , this WELCOME TO HELL of Priti Sabarwal , which Shravan Dabi and Maruthi Putti tried …..Swati , in one of the series , how Jaspal Bhatti getting harrshed for reaching in time as chief guest , for a function ..while everybody out there , expecting him getting late of 2-3 hours …..once , that much of time passed , everybody over there recognizes him ….Swati , something similar were , WELCOME TO HELL sort of thing , in the new planning for u …as , everybody recognizes me , since everybody were late like Priti Sabarwal…Swati ,let me know , how far I m accurate in this regard….Swati , for the BRF loop , its every likelihood, I m gone inside wrong direction …..so , I m moving cautiously ….Swati , this week , NAMRATA_TCS and SANTOSHI PATHY(MY WIFE)_TCS  gone inside QUEUE ….Swati , I hope , I m able to clear the creature in PHOOLs , that Anima found in our bed , on ist night , she is suppose to put soild THAPAD on me ….